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I've finished first two volumes.
Anything else I need to do RWBY-related to be in the now?
>>77205700
http://dishwasher1910.deviantart.com/art/Doodle-RWBY-Best-team-move-570086919
Image source
Damn you beat me
>>77205719
Yes, how many fics have you masturbated to so far?
>>77205719
Start volume three.
>>77205719
Finish the first two chapters of volume three, and mourn Monty's passing. Not necessarily in that order.
>>77205717
Man, Ruby can really put away the booze.
>>77205784
Perfect
>>77205717
Roman is too old for her.
I firmly believe he's being a patsy for Cinder because that ass game is ridiculous.
Nth for Kefka
>>77205719
>I've finished first two volumes.
You're an absolute madman.
>>77205821
> Roman x Cinder
What a waste of good husbando material.
>>77205821
No such thing as too old
>>77205602
>I said closer to you mongtard.
no you didn't.
you said
>Or she's closer to the 8 side of her age range. >>77205457
>>77205849
>finger clips through DVD case
>>77205861
Did anyone cap the old Roman and Ruby in the retirement home thing?
>>77205628
Hat shipping wars?
>Roman likes two hats, thinking they look nice together as an odd set.
>Uploads a photo of the two together with a little bit of fluff.
>Sees alot of the blog readers like the idea.
>He finds two more pairs and does the same.
>THE BLOG ERUPTS WITH ANGRY SHIPPERS.
>Some of the shippers go full ship-to-ship combat and begin dissing the other hats saying that they look tacky.
>Drawfags go into full war mode and begin drawing the hat they hate being destoryed.
>Roman breaks down and cries.
>He's about to crash a train into Vale.
>>77205896
Seconding that request, that was forever ago
>>77205900
>Some of you hats are alright. Don't go into vale today.
>>77205770
Gotta make your quota!
When's the manga come out?
>>77205900
Dubs confirm Roman just wants to write about cute hat fights.
Still waiting for another round
>>77205938
Last week
What's the perfect gift for your WAIFU?
>>77205832
You fucked up!
>>77205922
Dubs confirm we need a cap.
>>77205975
This dick.
>>77205975
Ammo
>>77205821
Roman strikes me as bi.
> Works for Cinder for dat ass and legs.
> Betrays her to Ironwood for dat hard jaw and uniform.
>>77205975
Apparently a fork for an electrical outlet that doesn't have a breaker.
>>77205861
>>77205717
I don't mind this so much.
I almost kinda like it.
>>77205975
My love
>>77205975
Guns
>>77194269
Made one just for you even though it isn't Late Night rwbyg.
>>77205821
The ass is fat.
>>77206034
Thank you based Giraffe
>>77206063
Dear diary.
>>77206055
Still working on my anime-style but I think i'm definitely improving
>>77206034
Look at that neck. How did Yang lose?
>>77205975
Hard dickingsup the pooper
>>77206055
this is cool.
you're a cool guy
thanks, cool guyDo you frequent the steam chat, by any chance?
>>77206102
There was nothing to advertise?
>>77206003
I can dig it
>>77206101
Best way to work on figures is drawing nudes. When you're comfortable with that, you can pretty much just lay clothing on top.
>>77205975
A spa day + four-man happy ending.
>>77206137
>>77205900
When no one's around, he likes to put on an electric cat ear headband over his hat and pretend he's Blake.
>>77205975
high-grade unleaded oil
>>77206137
More likedown her throat
>>77205975
Wallets. All the wallets.
>>77206143
I haven't played any video games in forever dude.
>>77206143
>I'm da boss because I'm the most beautiful
I miss Slut Patrol.
>>77206159
Dude, I know that.
I draw still life from time to time.
My problem is exaggerating proportions.
Especially the head ratio to their torsos.
>>77205975
Finally agreeing to Anal.As the catcher
>>77206137you'd think Ruby would be more experienced with anal sex at this point.
>>77206195
Why not both?
>>77205975
I want to fucking stuff Blake with fuckingtuna
>>77206228
And speed, I gotta draw them fast like most anime artists.
Other than that I'm content.
>>77206203it's not really about the games, a bunch of the write/drawfags tend to get together on the /RWBY/RT/ steam group chat.
>>77206203
>Thinking the chat is about videogames
Roman history mostly and also YE's ass
>>77206228
Well...you get off easy
>>77206203
You're not going to blow RWBY off, are you?
>>77206231whose cock though?
>>77206203
>people playing videogames on the chat
>>77206268
>>77206269
I thought steam was for games?
I don't know anymore.
>>77206295
Man, I don't know.
I don't have time to play vidya
>>77206294
>Pyrrha_gets_skin_cancer.png
>>77206244
Indeed. A nice snack after you finish pleasuring her.
>>77206323
Me neither. Come to think, I don't have time for RWBY at all. What am I doing with my life?
>>77206202
>first date with Emerald
>try to pickpocket her, thinking she'll be impressed
>as soon as you slip a single finger into her pocket she grabs your wrist, snickering at how easily you were caught
>rather than pull your hand out she stuffs it deeper, through the whole she cut in her pocket and guides your hand towards her crotch>lol jk, she's with Ruby and you're across the street just watching
>>77206336
No Ruby, nobody said Vore. Go back to bed.
>>77206336
Feed the Rube.
>>77206304My anus isn't ready
>>77206323
If you have games, you can use the chat. Once in the chat, anything goes, but I think you need 5$ worth of games first to use it.
>>77206353
>Spoiler
Fuck you nigga.
>>77206336
Is this some kind of meme I am not aware?
Can girls really love each other?
>>77206336
>>77206379
all hail our cannibal queen
>>77206168
Roman was alone is his cell, after hours of being tortu- I mean 'interrogated' by Ironwood he reaches into his coats inner pocket.
Inside the pocket is a pair of plastic cat ears and when the cell door closes... he puts them over his hat. He doesn't know why, he doesn't understand the desire that now stirs within him.
In his blog, every now and then, he'd put a plastic headband over one of the hats in to make it seem like a faunus. Other times he'd place the ears in hole he found in the hat itself.
The bloggers loved this, some appreciated the 'diversity' while others thought that it was a racist joke. Roman never bother explaining it and let their imagineations run away with them.
In that cell he only had those ears... and a cigar, but he only really cared about the ears and how they made him feel. The ears made him feel like a cat. That and the trace amounts of dust he had woven into the headband.
He smiled.
(Write fags please do this better. I'm awful at this.)
>>77206412
Ruby is a cannibal/into vore meme, just ignore it
>>77206102
Neo is too quick. Give Yang a break, she's not Wonder Woman.
>>77206412
Ruby a cute /d/eviant.
>The harder you hit Yang
>The stronger she hits back
How does it translate to sex?
>>77206469
If you slap too hard she might accidentally suck your dick off.
>>77206461
She wants to swallow youwith love
>>77206497
I don't trust the Rubes
>>77206469she always cums first
Why is it that the more I think about it, the more I think Weiss likely has some very unhealthy views on sex? Like is a "messed up you need therapy" kind of way?
>>77206492
Oh God, I remember that greentext
>>77206549
Everybody knows the social elite are complete freaks that's why
>>77206469
>>77206549
>>77206549
Headcanon is a terrible thing my friend.
>>77206549
You ever hear of "The Aristocrats"?
>>77206469
Basically it means when she cums, she shatters your pelvis when she thrusts against you once.
>>77206549
That's why I need more Weiss smut that isn't smut- just stories of her being held because she always cries after sex. It's the one time she is forced to (or allows herself to) be emotionally vulnerable.
>>77206461
>Someone besides me posted it for a change.
>>77204569
Sephiroth chops entire skyscrapers in half just because he thinks it's funny to watch it fall on someone, and then jumps right before it hits the ground back to the top along with his opponent, both doing it in one leap
I don't think anyone in RWBY is on the level of Cloud/Sephiroth quite yet.
>>77206717
Yeah but what ifhe gets his neck snapped
>>77206746
I'm reasonably sure he would survive that.
>>77206394my benis wasn't ready for these fantasies
>>772067461,434 damage
>>77205975
A golden fleece
>>77206396
It's fine but you can always find me here It's easier honestly.
>>77206085
Hey Thatcher, would you be up for doing another one of the sniper chick with me? We could gush about rifle calibers together.
>>77206772
I don't know, it seems like a pretty effective way of killing people.
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>>77206926
But cow, I already gave you Nora.
>>77206994
[sounds of disappointment]
>>77206994
Da, tovarisch, but Nora is of the hammer and Sniper woman is of the rifle da? Is like different flavors of vodka but get drunk all the same.
>>77207013
>>77207025
>Da, tovarisch, but Nora is of the hammer and Sniper woman is of the rifle da? Is like different flavors of vodka but get drunk all the same.
This is how I know you're from west
>>77207039
>>77205717
Maybe in an AU where Ruby becomes a thief.And in their first meeting she ends up jacking a car that Roman originally jacked and was sleeping in
>>77207049
[Curses in Croatian]
>>77207049
Not that kek but could you draw her squatting
>>77206549
Here are my ideas on each RWBY girl and their experiences with sex:
Ruby:Knows the basics from what she learned in sex ed, but has no practical experience. She realized that she's too young to do anything like that, and it's not very high on her list of priorities.
Weiss:She's fucked up, like for life. She's a virgin. but her thoughts on sex are things she finds disgusting and shameful. She really needs professional help.
Blake:She's had sex a few times with a close friend back in the WF, but nothing more than that, and found it a pleasant experience. She often masturbates to her books however, and sometimes replaces the names with that of her friends.
Yang:All talk, no game, outside some heavy kissing. She's aware of her looks and has no problem using them, but in the end has no idea what to do when it comes to the actual deed. Makes up stuff that implies she has insane weekly orgies, but no one buys it.
why is Weiss a retard in any fight. all she's good for is buying cool shit and she lost that.
>>77207131
Go to sleep Yang
>>77207067
is it time for sad Rube?
>>77207131
She seemed pretty competent in the tournament to me
>>77206994
But either way no biggie if you're not in the mood for it.You're style is cute though so I thought it'd look good.
>>77207025
That pic never gets old.
>>77207131
>most useful person on the team
>helps everyone outexcept Yang because she's too busy hitting things
>good fighter in her own right
>>a retard in any fight
I'm not sure where you're getting that from
>>77207180
Any time can be for sad Rube when depression
>>77207131
Ruby pls everyone knows that's you and that you're the retard
>>77207131
She's doing pretty crackerjack for being a fucking fencer in a world where a bladed hoverboard that turns into twin handguns is a valid weapon alongside just punching a fucker straight in the throat.
>>77207180
>>77207252
>implying Ruby would say such things about her BFF
>>77207262
she should get with the times then. it's not the worlds fault if someone doesn't to evolve their technology.
and with the amount of money her family has, I'm shocked she hasn't brought a laser sword into battle
>>77207242
>>77207265
I want to cheer up the Rubes
>>77207309
>True hunters don't hide behind the cowardice or guns but rather charge into battle to fight squared with their opponent
>>77207271
Envy is a hell of a thing
>>77206860
She'll penetrate you nice and deep.And she'll do it dry
>>77207334
take her out hunting Austin
>>77207309
Eventually she'll be able to summon a giant magic rail gun at will, she really only needs all that Schnee dust and not some fancy gun to do some devastating damage
>>77207342
One of the reasons I love Pyrrha so much. She's so in-your-face with her style. I like it when a fight is a FIGHT, not a "let me hide behind this and plink at you for a bit" fight.
>>77207131
It's funny because Yang is the actual retard that doesn't know how to do anything but punch real hard.
>>77207393
Woah, I just noticed her eye was silver there. I always thought they were silver when Raven showed up in that episode
>>77207420
Oh hell yeah.
>>77207420
Pyrrha can still plink from a distance though
I think Weiss' fighting style is my favourite
>>77207214
Yeah I don't know which anon made it but I'm eternally thankful for it.
hey we might be getting a fanfiction board soon!
>>77207476
i believe it was from tumblr from the filename when it was first posted here about a week ago. The white bars between the panels and the comic sans are another hint
>Mad King that uses a mix of technology and nature when
>>77207456
>redhead
>ancient greek
>swords
>>77207469
>white
>rich
>white
>swords
And they're both white. Best girls.
>>77207407
I don't... This is not the right universe for that scale of shit.
>>77207545
So damn good.
>>77207456
shame it's not realistic
>>77207407
>railgun
[PRELUDE INTENSIFIES]
>>77207575
>This is not the right universe for that scale of shit.
>Coco exists
When they're adults and have to take down fuckhuge grimm it works
>>77207514
Ah ok, it just showed up on the day ep 2 released but I never found where it came from.
>>77207643
Coco's semblance is slicing.
>>77207621
>Magical teens with superpowers
>Realism
Pick one.
>>77207621
Anime,
All arguments about realism are invalid
Who else should we do?
>>77207672
Says who?
>>77207672
And Weiss' semblance is directly enhanced with dust to cast ridiculous spells
>>77207736Cardin
>>77207334
>Ruby is sitting alone waiting for her date
>She fights back wanting to cry as it gets late
>Just then the sound of glass shattering startles her
>STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD!
>he BMF walks up to Ruby's table
>"sweet hart ya wanna tell old Stone Cold why ya eating alone?" he says in his Texas tough voice
>"m-my date stood me up......" Ruby says meekly to the Riddle Snake
>"Then he's a piece of trash! and that's the bottom line, cause Stone Cold, said so!"
>Austin then throws her table out the window before offering her a hand
>"If you want to rise some hell with old Stone Cold, give me a hell yeah!" he says smelling of beer
>Ruby thinks it over for a bit
>"...h-hell yeah..." she says unsure
"WHAT!?" Austin yells out
>"HELL YEAH!" Ruby yells looking him in the eyes
>>77207736
We can go deeper
>>77207621
>>77207456
Has anything else ever had that shield hop feat?
Because I'm 30% certain they stole that from a /tg/ greentext story.
>>77207736
Put on a blindfold.
>>77207736
Coco
>>77207420
>Like sharpshooter punchers and grapplers.
>All RWBY has given me is charge in flailing idiots.
>>77207740
I did. Wanna fight about it?
>>77207779
>charge in flailing idiots.
You say that like its a bad thingcannon fodder always has its uses
Is there any writefag working right now?
Shitposting can get boring fast.
>>77207770
I like the look of terror in their eyes. It's erotic.
>>77207840
I'm doing that CFY-confronts-CRDL fic I mentioned yesterday. Should have Part 1 done tonight at least.
>>77207845
Do Neptune.
does the girl with two different colored eyes have precognition?I'm calling this, don't take this from me!
>>77207853
>CRDL has advanced way more than anyone expected
>Put up a solid fight against CFVY
>Still lose
>Everyone laughs and says it was expected
>CFVY are all silently panting.
>>77207840
Working on something I'm not going to post here probablyIt's an autism filled story about Ruby's Signal friend.
>>77207904
>Yang cracks her knuckles, hair calmly flaring
>Neo dodges the first punch, confident as ever
>BOOM!
>Suddenly more variations of the future than she can handle exploding in her mind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtXuqUP3IBITake it from you? I love it.
>>77207820
Marty-naster is pretty sweet, it has a revolver mechanism to select and use different flavours of dust but for one ISN'T a gun!
>>77207456
>>77207469
>Not fucking CYC
Close Yang Combat
>>77207987
>shitty unoriginal boxing
>>77207987
>Kicks only have impact when it's thematically appropriate
I want an actual martial artist to just wipe Yang.
>>77208003
>Not liking boxing
>>77208022
It's boring and Yang's implementation of it sucks
>>77208022
I like boxing.
I don't like Yang's flailing.
>>77208043
>Boring.
Nigga what.
I want Yang to be an older sister figure to me, and one day walk in on me about to masturbate. She'll see me blushing furiously and question what's wrong while I try to hide my throbbing erection. But I'll fail and she'll see it and be weirded out. But then I'll have a sudden flash of brilliance, and start acting all innocent like "I was thinking about you and it got like this and I don't know how to make it go down! Help me Yang!" and as she looks into my (fakely) teary and worried face, she'll feel obligated to be the mature one and sort me out. She'll tell me that it's not good to walkn around with my pee pee in that state and that she'll take care of it. Then she'll gently blow me as I run my fingers through her hair. After I've finished, she'll swallow while trying not to let herself grimace at the bitter taste, and get up and pat me on the head, telling me that if I ever have a problem like that again, I should call her.
>>77208050
>I don't like Yang's flailing.
Oh alright
>>77207840
I'm trying to write something in which Summer destroys the moon. It's not going great.
>>77208083
1/2
I couldn't relate
>>77208111
Wait, is that the thing I requested?
Anon, I...
>>77208073
You heard me
>>77208043
Boxing is actually useless in a real fight. Its purely for sport. Yang using it for hooks purely is somewhat useful but still not worth her learning it. Appropriate to her character though since she seems very sporty.
>>77208136
>>77208083
i've always wanted an older sister who was close to me. hopefully nothing sexual, but i wouldn't mind if she was comfortable being naked in front of me.
>>77208136
What is Yang's expression supposed to be anyway in that webm?
>>77206994
I'll take the spot for brother Cow
>>77208166
Boring as in I don't find it entertaining in the slightest,especially in a world where gun-chucks exist
>>77208155
>boxing is useless in a real fight
maybe using your fists against swords is a bad idea, but in a street brawl it helps to know how to use your hands
>>77208136
You could edit in a guy behind yang in the first half of that webm for some quality porn.
>>77208083
>>77208185
You guys are only children, aren't you?
>>77207840
Working more on a little story I posted sometime yesterday
>>77207840
Still working on Legacy. This latest chapter is killing me.
>>77208213
How can Roman even parry?
Also, nunchuks shouldn't be even considered a weapon.
>>77208155
>useless in a real fight
Do explain why.
>>77208216
In a street brawl you go for the eyes, the throat, and the groin if you're fighting against a dude and no amount of "b-but I know how to box" is going to help a dude who's getting his fucking eyes stabbed at.
>>77208283
(Fuck you, it's) Aura.
>>77208155
Are you legitimately fucking retarded.
>>77208299
Because you'll get shot before you can get close enough to punch the guy
>>77207987
>Yang "Punch Harder, That Always Works" Xiao Long
>good fighting
kek
>>77208321
And for Yang that will do what?
>>77208247
relatively speaking, probably am.
>>77208213
Fuck that. I always enjoy a fist fighter
>>77208303
Shouldn't a boxer have the reflexes to dodge?
>>77208283
>nunchuks shouldn't be even considered a weapon.
Don't mess with these bad boys.
>>77208266Did you just post a link that lets anyone on RWBYg edit your fic?
>>77208283
Nunchuucks are illegal in the US, unless they're plastic
>>77208338
In a normal world where things like Aura actually make sense and its constraints and restrictions are actually detailed, well thought out, and explained? Probably kill her.
In this world? Maybe tickle her a little bit, if the writing forgets that she can just shrug it off.
A shame we live in the latter.
>>77208338
Ask Coco what bullets can do
>>77208353Yes. Despite everyone in the Steam chat telling him no,
>>77208303
It may not be practical, but I think what the anons clamoring for boxing are asking for isn't realism, but a level of thoughtfulness in the fights. The fighting style they make Yang use seems to be all flash, when I think a lot of people would like something that can be analyzed on a technical or thematic level.
>>77208266
I'm in a good mood so I won't erase a thing
>>77208354
Kinder Eggs are also illegal in the US.
>>77208247
Inside, I'm a little girl, if that's what you mean.
>>77208266
why do you gotta close the shit out? I was reading
>>77208378
That we do. I feel like boxing sits get specifically because you get hit more often in a street brawl. Probably one of the reasons why she learned it.
>>77208419
And it's not even a ban because of some old ass law they didn't bother to change, US border patrol will actively search for Kinder eggs, confiscate them from you, and charge you with a hefty fine for their "destruction"
>>77208083
>>77208185
>tfw I have an older sister /ss/ fetish, but my real older sister is a cringingly annoying with a 9gag-esque sense of humorand t b h isn't all that much of a looker either
>>77208419
>>77208470
>>77208379
Honestly she's just asking to get shot too.
>>77208470
I'd imagine "destruction" mean stuffing their faces
>>77208346
>Nunkeks
>>77208213
Did he just parry all the way through?
Wow.
>>77208303
You are legitimately retarded.
If you think you can win by attacking vital spots I really don't know why you think that the boxer won't be doing the same fucking thing.
Rules are not limited by fighters. Fighters are limited by the rules.
If you try to claw at boxers eyes and go for his throat, he's going to slap your fucking hand down and thumb you.
Or better yet grab you and start hitting you and headbutting you. And if nobody is trying to stop them they will do it until they rip stuff off.
>>77208618
That makes him jobbing to Blake even weirder.
>>77208213
>Average decently-leveled 1v1 Anima Combat.webm
>>77208618
You can't touch glorious Hatman unless he wants you to touch him
>>77208638
her Semblance is pretty OP with dust honestly
>>77208646
>>77208638
He parries better than I ever could in Third Strike.
Also I really want a recreation of the Daigo parry in RWBY.
>main character gets an upgrade
>>77208638
My headcanon is Roman has an absurdly powerful semblance that he keeps secret, so he throws fights to keep it that way. He only wins the fights he absolutely has to win, or fights where he's sure there won't be any surviving witnesses.
>>77208638
B-BUT SHE HAD NEW DUST!
>>77208692
>"Metal... Zwei?"
>>77208715
What if his semblance is the more fights he loses or draws, the stronger it and he gets? So he spends the entire series running, throwing fights, losing on purpose just to get stronger.
>>77208692
Oobleck x Zwei is my OTP.
>>77208715
Don't give this show more thought than its creators give to it.
>>77208715
>>77208754
His semblance is summoning helicopters
>>77208685
Isn't that most semblances? Spell casters like Weiss have the most benefit, she can slow down time
>>77208786
I don't know if it's possible to give it less.
>>77208492Post pics so I can tell you if your assessment of her looks is correct.
>>77208715
What if he doesn't have a semblance?
>>77208732
>Revolution Zwei
>>77208715
I'm pretty sure Roman's thing is that he's actually the only person in the entire series who's not an actual fighter (juan's a shit fighter but he still tries). He's the clever, manipulative gang leader who can outsmart and outmaneuver pretty much anyone. Probably even Cinder when it comes down to it.
But in any situation where he can't talk his way out or doesn't have a fallback plan, he just gets his ass kicked.
>>77208832
Jean, rather. Autocorrect and such.
>>77208754
Meh, could be interesting. Personally, I'd prefer a power where the concept of deceit or showmanship was a little more intrinisic. Whereas "lose until you win" is practically a shonen hero staple.
>>77208821
He's a fucking badass either way
>>77208832
Then explain him parrying gun-fucking-chucks
>>77208492
You could try to fug her anyways :DDDD
