Beat the meat edition
>Back to the Barn download link
https://mega.nz/#!eV8lGJQJ!H2MwPksrqVbFJH4U8AMB5fXERVlC-YmodEhXiO3yasc
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2:
https://mega.co.nz/#F!DYlSjTqY!NQ0lr0fUqFxu7b9luFpNuQ
https://mega.co.nz/#F!gtpBACjS!yH7vcAjYHgPGlvv5DneyFA
https://mega.co.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Guide to the Crystal Gems Download
https://mega.nz/#!QUkChbyA!OCgQC7VEkN6wMmP2lrme-yQHTc1spWxxBWCb_tHI0mg
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
Shorts:
>Extended Intro:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2UJKBGrJCg [Embed]
>How are Gems Made?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqniSO8kxFo [Embed]
Episode Schedule:
>Too Far (October 15th, 2015)
Amethyst and Steven get into gossip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG6LSlJvLI [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3Lod1ACo14 [Embed]
Too Far (from NYCC, missing 30 seconds): https://mega.nz/#F!qIgVhJgQ!s-2PFvj15hmJLZ5vvztYFA
First for remove Pearl
The gems are not sexy.
Seriously.
Any love for Malachite?
Am I late?
4th for lapis a cute
Drugs are for niggers
>>76651604
Only the fanart makes them attractive tbh.
This goes above and beyond my OR.
Post gem booty
>>76651619
I love Jasper but I don't like Lapis at all so I'm torn.
>>76651604
The only ones who areally attractive in show are Peridot and Pearl
HIATUS CONFIRMED OR NOT?
This seems like it was supposed to be a Stevenbomb. These four episodes have aired consecutively and have been directly related to each other, never deviating for some Beach City slice of life story. If this was a Stevenbomb, then there needs to be a fifth and final part after Too Far. It also makes sense that we need an episode with Peridot and Garnet. Are we getting something next week, or no?
>>76651619
Lots of love reccently. It's been great.
>>76651619
BESTGEM
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>>76651640
The little diamond makes this
>>76651604
pearl is slightly sexy, more cute though
>>76651637
Pretty much.
Posting the map of Beach City in case anyone hasn't seen it yet.
>>76651633
MOONMAN MOONMAN BLACK LIVES MATTER
>>76651686
I'll agree slightly.
>>76651694
NIGGERS NEED TO HANG FROM TTEES
>>76651694
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT MOONMEN!
>>76651628
>>76651692
>cone n son
Who are these cones and why don't we know them?
>>76651665
There's literally nothing attractive about Pearl's design. She's an awkward lanky beanpole with a goofy beak nose.
>>76651633
drugs is a pretty wide field, have you ever gotten a shot from the doctor or taken something for a headache ? oh you have ?you're a nigger
Little lost lights
>>76651640
I want to molest a jasper in uniform, make her blush and feel very shameful.
>>76651604
Whatever you say
>>76651747
>archetypal ballerina
>awkward
You what?
>>76651742
By the time steven has past all the other stores he's full.
>>76651694
You've just reminded me I need to get Moonman and Russian music for Bits stream tomorrow.
>>76651747
It seems someone doesn't understand the "Cleopatra Nose".
Reminder that talking with a fusion is like talking to someone furiously masturbation while holding an AR-15 in a low ready.
>>76651694
stay bloke
>>76651737
Would you buy a lapis shirt if it had "dick squad
>>76651710
nice
>>76651747
But anon that's my type.
>>76651753
Could gems being short be a relatively normal thing? And only powerful gems are tall?
>>76651789
wompwompwompwompwompwomp
>>76651737
>CN will never sell a dick squad shirt
>>76651646
>>76651692
How that city function they don't even have a bank?
>>76651819
Well this is Rebecca "I want to fuck Zim" Sugar's show, so probably.
>>76651737
>>76651822
Now, you see, I associate that sound with Sour Cream in T-Shirt Cannon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kVWZvCVdLY
where are thefreaks
>>76651839
Zims a pimp. He just has no time for bitches.
>>76651833
In the UK there's a bank bus that travels to small towns every so often so locals can do their banking
Maybe Beach City has a bank bus? Or Mayor Dewey keeps it all in his house
>>76651833
It's a small town. Get used to driving 5-20 miles out of time for everything.
>>76651833
it's probably on main st. somewhere.
>>76651829
would you wear a dick squad hat?
>>76651843
Check out Sasuke over here.
>>76651646
Garnet has the best booty that is a fact
>>76651792
Come on Yellow, let them gems love each other!
>>76651941
if you are under 30, those are called "fedoras".
>>76651646
HOLY SHIT..
okay I gave jamie a hard time but I cant really blame him for fawning over Garnet.
I probably would too, I am pretty weak when it come to carnal desires.
>>76651792
Well, Ok, that WOULD make me pretty uncomfortable.
That episode where Steven is hanging out at the barn and asks Peridot to put some limb enhancers on him, but he wakes up part way through the operation bloody, limbless and screaming causing an already panicked peri to try and quieten him with her blowtorch before stuffing him in an old suitcase.
Peridot makes a run for it and the CGs chase after thinking her and steven have run off again for another hijink. By the time anybody thinks of searching the barn Steven has either died from starvation or drowned in his own faeces.
Best commentary of the season on the hollowness of parental relations and the toxic nature of masculinity.
>>76651941
Maybe
>>76651646
Hooray for Lapis!;_;
>>76651737
>>76651981
>>76651955
All gems need to have good assmany fan gems miss this point
>>76651979
Talking about eggcelent/sexcelent trucker hats
>>76651996
How come in 6,000 years the gem home world hasn't crossed over the computational singularity?
>>76651878
CUTE BUTT
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>>76651908
>bank bus
Now I've heard it all
>>76651792
Why does that armor look so familiar?
>>76651897
in the trash
>>76651996
please drink bleach.
lots of it.
gargle if necessary.
Post cute
>>76652014
I like to think garnet gave him a '10 seconds to hump leg' or handjob. I mean he is only human.
Speaking of jamie episode, do you think we will ever see Ronaldo's secret admirer again?
>>76651996
When will we see the valiant return of Tiger Millionaire?
Oh shit, I should make him in a WWE game.
Lapis is the key to all this
>>76651670
Only Matt's shitty tweet is what we have going on. Fuck that guy though.
>>76652065I miss you mom
>>76652065
not Su related but cute
>>76652068
>do you think we will ever see Ronaldo's secret admirer again?
That letter was pretty weird.
I'm sure they'll make an episode about it. Maybe.
>>76651996
>>76652073
There is a future episode called Tiger Philanthropist.
>>76651908
you may be thinking of something else
>>76651829
They don't own "Dick Squad". Someone could print the shirt themselves and nobody could stop them.
Would you a Lost whore pearl?
>>76652068
It was Peridot.
>>76652057
Are you making a sexual advance on me?
WITNESS ME!!!
>>76652065
>>76652073
there's an upcoming episode called "Tiger Philanthropist".
>>76651670
>>76652080
As far as we know, with current TV schedules, there is no new episode next week.
Matt said Too Far was the last of the year, but then deleted that tweet.
My guess is that we're going on break the next 2-3 weeks, then coming back sometime November to finish up the arc and hit the mid season finale, then going on break for the holiday season.
We'll know if the Crew gives us an image saying 'See you in 2016" next week.
>>76652065
>>76651996
Why do you keep coming back scarps?
>>76651957
Reminder that having two friends fuse is like losing them both and getting a replacement friend.
>>76651749
>including pharmaceuticals with drugs
>being so retarded that you don't know that the layman definition I'd drug is "recreational stuff"
Nigger
>>76651996
Haha look at this edgy mother fucker.
>>76652156
Not gonna lie, would have urban hip heavy petting session with
>>76652145
no. and with your mindset i can't imagine anyone will.
>>76652175
thats a hell of a chest on that garnet
You're such a sweet sensation
>>76652068
maybe a blowjob
then again, she'd probably suck hisskeletonright out of his dickhole
>>76651792
i honestly hope YD gets a moral high ground in the show
>>76652195
its so generically edgy like no imagination or suspense
>>76652199
Ha he ha
That'snot what ur gran said lad
The Best
>>76652207
>>76652184
Maybe among your crack house and wigger friends. Ask your average soccer mom what the stuff she feeds her overactive 12 year old are.
>>76651646
Link to Old Thread because OP forgot:
>>76645626
>>76645626
>>76645626
>>76645626
>>76652251
you can talk to the dead? spooky.
>>76652221
Masturbating and writing at the same time is hard work which is easily rushed gemrade
>when you realize that garnet is best gem
>>76652207
that would be cute, but it might get him addicted or something...
Point is its a 'good bye / get over me' thing.
i like to think they spooning, garnet giving a loving safe embrace and handjob and she smooched his forehead and wish the best for him.
I mean smooch on forehead is nice
>>76651604
Rose is pretty sexy fam
>>76652207
>shoes
This isn't lewd enough for me.
I would want a Sour Cream or Pearl dakimakura.
Hey can you guys help me out, I haven't been able to find more decent Sugilite fan art.
>>76652292
Only when I dig them up and eat their faces
>>76652000
Why didn't these booties end up in the show?
Who drew these?
>>76652201
I want YD to be harsh but fair and I want her to like Rose even though she is a dirty traitor.
>>76652286
If every porkchop were perfect.
>>76652326
>>76652305
barefeet is 2 lewd anon.
>>76651792
That's kind of hot!
Any requests?
>>76652171
So how long are these CN holiday breaks? Can we expect stuff to return in January or do we have to wait until March or something?
Because then I might actually kill myself
>>76652296
>>76652326
Good, that thing is out of control and atrocious
>>76652358
>>76652328
>>76652134
So, is the implication here that the one with the star panties is Pearl from the show?
>>76652267
Pharmaceuticals :^)
>>76652377
>>76652335
I want the opposite.
I want her to have been really dismissive and constantly scolding Rose for her weird actiosn/obsessions.
But I want Blue to have been the one really loving towards Rose, and would constantly shut down Yellow when she tried to complain.
>>76652368
Jasper in power armor.
Keep her color scheme.
>>76652368
Garnet eating a banana
Don't be a bitter soul
>>76652368
Opal playing ping pong against Steven and Connie.
>>76652347
We wouldn't have MurderCock.
>>76652068
>Ronaldo's secret admirer
huh?
>>76652326
One of the oldest sugilite pic I have. I swore I had skimpy swimsuit sugilite somewhere.
I remember it was in the same thread as pic related, Its a shame archive is gone.
PeaeP
>>76652368
Pearl washing her hair
>>76652329
Paul Villeco is the booty man of the show
>>76652400
with Jamie looking on, just about to lose his mind.
Drugs that Steven should be on:
>insulin for his diabetes
>Adderall for his ADHD
>Estrogen for his transgenderism
>Paracetamol for his fat induced joint and back aches
Kid is sick
>>76652303
B E S T G E M
>>76652211
>Interstellar empire gets the moral high ground for once
My dick
>>76652411
check ronaldos tumblr around the time love letter was aired.
>>76652368
Steven as Chief O'Brien from star trek
>>76651633
I'm afraid you're on the wrong board, lad.
Steven Universe is a male.
>>76652439
>>Estrogen for his transgenderism
Anon, I'm fairly certain that indulging in mental illness violates the Hippocratic oath.
>>76652393
>>76652303
>her lips so good she makes you cum by just pressing her lips on your dick.
man...I wish I made a rose.
>>76652134
More from this artist
this shit is so fucking hot
>>76652335
Last thread I wrote her introduction as giving an offer to save the Crystal Gems by getting them off-world in her ship, in a "you will do what I say" sort of way.
Wouldn't be out of character for a diabolical mastermind trying to make a good first impression.
>>76652402
lol weed bro
>>76652378
You post in /sug/
Rapist Rapezuli
Aren't you forgetting someone?
>>76652296
There is no best gem. Just who is your favorite and least favorite.
>>76652402
DUDE WEED LMAO
Another journey with no destination.
Another battle never won.
>>76652490
Doctors need tranny girl hookers too anon
A late request from a thread or two ago! Now I'm going to pass out.
>>76652211
>>76652446
Well Rose DID betray and start a war with her own entire race because she decided she liked how some weird alien monkey-people did the sex.
She also seems to have trained her followers to basically worship her.
>>76652397
>Boston Boom-Bringer
>>76652492
>not Amy, forever
>>76652335
that pic is bretty gud
that's how I imagine their first meeting was like, and I like the outfit too, it fits with the unknown form we see Pearl momentarily take when she's reforming in Steven the Sword Fighter
>>76652207
>Jamie
mfw
>>76652520
>There is no best gem
I want the relativists to leave; Pearl is objectively best gem.
>>76652511
nope.
>>76651604
The art style is really ugly, yeah.
>>76652539
Wouldn't steven be able to grow a mustache by will?
Wouldn't he also grow like, a huge beard?
Like, a literal forest on his face. birds and all. And pearl gets stuck in it?
>>76652402
weed will never turn you into a qt lesbo m8
>>76652511
rainbow quartz is literally the only attractive fusion
>>76652402
>>76652550
>she give that cute angry look
>gently kiss it
>>76652510
who drew that again?
singing
crying
singingwhilecrying
>>76651604
Steven is pure sex, dude. And so is Rose.
>>76652603
Greg.
>>76652538
[absolutely degenerate]
>>76652566
It would probably end up uncontrollable and freakish.
>>76652568
But smoking will.
>>76652578
Why do you think? Because they are two non nigger spic gems forming a beautiful Aryan gem
>>76652578
my nigga'
I can't wait to see more Rose fusions. Rose amps it up.
>>76651789
l-lewd
I Love It.
>>76652566
Last time Steven grew something, he turned into a monster.
>>76652613
This is as bad or maybe worse than this
>>76651996
>>76652402
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Tumblr Lapis kind of makes me hate Real Lapis by association
>>76652211
She already has.
>>76652566
Steven will grow a luxurious, handlebar mustache just like the fine English gentlemen of yesterday.
Which Connie, Peri, and Pearl will swoon over.
>>76652638
Back then when Steven made a bubble he couldn't break it without tearing down the old docks. I'm sure Steven could control it better now.
>>76652566
can someone draw that
>>76652638
and Connie walked funny for a week.
>>76652256
If there aren't enough sold units the rest will be sent back to the manufacturer and get pulped.
>>76652303
Greg got to bang an 8 feet thick warrior from outer space.
>I'll never live the dream
>>76652211
>The right wing type 2 interstellar empire with traditional morals on individuality and authority
>not having the moral high ground already
>>76652626
Only if you believe in reincarnation after death by throat cancer, but chances are you belong to the eternal neckbeard caste whatever animal or time you born into
>>76652335
I'd be fine if she was sort of like the Megatron to Rose's Optimus
>>76652655
Tumblr Lapis? Or are you just memeing with me?
>>76652402
LEGS
>>76652155
WITNESSED
Weed is gay and not in the real cool way
>>76652595
based dick squad
>>76652671
I'm on it, fuck sleeping.
>>76652368
Various Gems with round bellies and a nervous Greg in the waiting room to a maternity ward
>>76652655
I will never understand this interpretation of Lapis. It makes no sense.
>>76652638
A backbone?
>>76652632
Did I miss something? Is Lapis not wearing a diamond symbol?
>>76652638
I wouldn't say that puberty is that horrible.
>Strap in, you and I are going for a ride
What happens, and do you live?
>>76652595
I desperately need a dick squad hoodie.
When will there be a cute date episode with Major Dewey and Pearl as gregs or stevens way to gain political favors? Say that greg or steven crash Major Deweys van and he catches them in the act and as a way for them to apologize they just hint at the idea that they can get him a date with pearl while they go fix his van. That seems like a funny "yakety sax" tier episode with dewey and pearl finding deweys van in worse shape and Pearl just fixing it for him in the end.
I really want Jasper to join the Crystal Gems. I don't even like her that much, but if she's able to mix up the group dynamic the way Peridot is then I would welcome it. It'd be interesting to see how a gem who considers herself a natural born leader would interact with the rest of the group. Plus I imagine Jasper and Amethyst hanging out together, either wrestling or eating or breaking stuff
>>76651575
The stupid Mega link won't let me finish the download unless I get some kind of bullshit for firefox. Is this safe or what?
>>76652719
Oh Steven, you little pansy.
>>76652746
>Garnet ends up taking you on a nice, silent drive until dawn.
>It ends with a kiss
>>76652750
Just custom-order/make one; nothing can stop you.
Thoughts on how Rose and Jasper were connected?
>>76652719
>>76652739
Imagine being trapped in a mirror for 5000 years, then the people who kept you in there just decided to pull you out and put you up in their house and say "no hard feelings, right?"
>>76652155
WITNESSED
Sex with Lapis?
>>76652368
Bald Steven in a hospice bad with a large pustulating terminal cat tumor on his neck
>>76652785
Jasper thought against Rose's armies.
>>76652785
Jasper heard big things about Rose, but didn't get to fight her.
Jasper is a brute and just wanted to fight a strong person like Rose.
>>76652746
>>76652778
>nothing can stop me
How about no disposable income?
>>76652303
Rose has something going on, I'll give you that.
>>76652776
I... drive
>>76652785
Jasper respected her tactics.
Rose was kinda like Robert E. Lee.
>>76652765
>unless I get some kind of bullshit for firefox. Is this safe or what?
i'd err on the side of caution, i've heard of some of those extentions aren't necessary and are just spam advertisements.
but if you want to watch the episodes, kisscartoon.me is pretty good.
>>76652793
I mean, I understand that line of reasoning, but nothing in the show has led us to believe she's a petty bitch.
>>76651692
where did you get this map?
>>76652794
No gif?
>>76652812
>Jasper is a brute and just wanted to fight a strong person like Rose.
>brute
>not an honorable warrior who respects martial prowess
>>76652785
I think Jasper was grown on Earth, but she left for Homeworld/was recalled by Homeworld before the end of the war.
If Jasper was ever going to get redeemed I could see doing the whole "Jasper was born the same place as Amy" as a way for Steven to get close with her and actually talk
>>76652750
What the hell does that even mean
>>76652746
I faint and have a dream about the Teacups.
>>76652833
Rose was the Rommel to Homeworld's Patton.
>>76652265
Eyy. Thanks for using my gif.
>>76652763
Fuck no the CG are fine as they are, if they have a fourth gem then theres gotta be a new personality to compliment the group
Steven is the gullible jolly idiot
Pearl is the organized sperglord
Amy is the slacker hedonist down to earth girl
Garnet is the serious tactical leader
Jasper is the ruffian thug but Amy can do that already
Peridot is a super SPERG but Pearl can do that already
Laps is the emotional nutjob so I guess she can join
The best kind of groups of personality diverse ones, if everyone is the same then its just boring.
>>76652613
Steven is a bara larva.
Does their appear to be anything that determines how many eyes a fusion has or is it just a crap shoot?
>>76652728
I know the felling 5 am here
>>76652845
I wanted it to focus on that frame though the one with the SNAP would probably be even better..
You know what we have a non existent amount of in here? Archer crossovers.
Pearl- I dunno. Maybe I'm the only one who cares about having an efficient and supportive work environment.
Amethyst- Maybe you're lame.
Pearl- Maybe you can shut your dick holster.
>>76652638
Adult males are horrifying
