I have a feeling this isn't going to end well.
>>76367795
Bird Person does no share your feelings of apprehension.
Gearhead, Birdperson and Squanchy, why do these party guests get more screen time but Abradolf Linkler doesn't get any?
WHAT A TWIST!
....The fuck are they getting married for?
>>76367906
Because Abradolf is still stuck with the genital monsters and gearhead is a snitch
>>76367795
I think it'll go fine for Birdperson and Tammy. Judging from the clips, Rick is going to be an emotional wreck during the ceremony and reception.
>>76367939
Birdman is a terrible judge of character and Tammy is young and impressionable. So yay, more B plots, probably.
>>76367906
>>76367980
Abradolf died. Didn't he?
>>76367906
Maybe he comes back in this episode
>>76367939As it turns out, bird people jizz can impregnate a human through their pores, and Tammy has had one too many bukkake sessions without wearing a hazmat suit. This is a shotgun wedding.
>>76368172
Did you even watch the after-credits scene that's in every episode?
>>76368172
Nope, he was getting stuck in and out of monster vaginas the last we saw of him
the woman looks EXACTLY like a family guy character
wtf
Abradolf isn't any more dead than Boba Fett.
>>76368193
tammy wouldn't do bukkake but she does eat bird dick
>>76368254
So really fucking dead then?
Stream?
>>76368285
boba fett didn't die yet
>>76367980
you mean Revolio Clockberg Jr.is a snitch
>>76368292
still got like 7 hours bro calm down
>>76368302
Keep telling yourself that, mandofag.
>>76368328
Just asking before I forget
When is the ep out?
>>76368324
thank you. someone who actually respects him as a person and knows his name. if only rick had cared that much he would not have snitched
>>76368272
She said she didn't THINK she would do it, but she considered it. She can always change her mind. She likes watching it anyway, so she's automatically a top tier waifu.
>>76368394
1130 pm est
>>76368340
ok so when, pray tell, do you "THINK" that he died. Oh I'll wait all day for your response. This ought to be hilarious.
>>76368505
It's right there in the movies, buddy. The Sarlacc eats him, end of story.
>>76368397
or ended up with gearsticles in for teeth
I like Tammy and Birdman
Tammy is kind of cool and judging by the fact that she married the nicest guy she's probably nice too
>>76368537
You're seriously thinking he died there? I'm laughing so hard I'm in tears. He has a jet pack he can just fly right out of there. And he does that after blowing the fucking sand worm up.
>>76367795
when does this air? And by extension when is the torrent out?
>>76368803
That ain't canon, friend. Never happened.
>>76368886
airs tonight. will probably be out within the hour of it ending. someone usually streams live though
>>76368913
Oh yeah, Mr.Disney decided to make alot of things non canon, did they?
>>76368958
Yep, meaning that Boba Fett is still dead. Sorry.
>>76368913
>>76368986
Oh my fucking god you are going to pull that shit huh. Well just wait til he's in the new trilogy then fuck faces. Also he is in their licensed game starwars battlefront. he's in that fucking trailer
>>76368272
Nah, bro. Bird SEED.
Is there a new preview out?
>people arguing about star wars in a rick and morty thread
fucking nerds. this is /co/ not /tv/
>>76369019
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
>>76369019
okay guys stop picking on the starwars autist and lets keep this a rick and morty thread
he already swallowed the bait what more do you want?
also fuck the captas, pick all pics of bananas? none of the images i chose were bananas...
lick lick lick my balls!
>>76368803
Actually his jet pack was disabled. Hard to remember how he actually killed it but as he being digested and the armor was starting to fail he manages to kill it and crawl out. CRAWLED OUT. He then gets picked up by the guy in the 3rd panel who throws him in a Bacta Tank. He's a cool bro. Also there are tie ins from the 3 Boba Fett books that play within the last movie. Apparently Boba was playing both sides and he was involved with some crazy shit at Jabba's Palace unrelated to the Jedi Kids.
Fuck Disney and their shit. I read the book. I paid $15 for each one of them and they said official at the time. Fuck off mates.
>Was meant to be two parter
>Dan decides it's better to procrastinate and figure out how to "continue" episode in season 3 when he feels like it
I don't know how to feel about this.
>>76367795
Why wouldn't it? Word of advice virgins, most girls won't give head, so if you find one that swallows and is attractive, definitely marry her.
>>76369061
here's the most recent one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPnXtLcHSuE
>>76369171
where did the op come from?
>>76369202
there's 2 different commercials for it i'll try to find the second one
>tfw no teenage waifu
>>76369129
didn't he explode his jetpack in there?
>>76367795
I... dont get it.
Rick and Morty isnt even nihilistic as fucking Gumball.
Hell, most cartoons made on Brazil for children has almost the same dark humor, minus the gore. But again, in Brazil we dont care about "plot", "indentification" and other things like this.
Its good that this is changing over the years...but after I saw a lot of talk about how depressing and hardcore Rick and Morty was, I got surprised how tame it actually was. People really take what Rick says "seriously"?
>>76369129
that might be why he had to crawl out. I could go get the book and re-read it. lol.
for some reason, I love birdperson and tammy
I hope their spiritbond goes well
>>76369144
Wait, what? Source?
>>76369528
Didn't Brazil make the Nutshack?
>>76369528
people just over-exaggerate stuff on the internet. rick and morty hits a good balance of dark and light-hearted. if you want something really dark, try mr. pickles, but that's too far into edgelord territory for me
>>76369609
IT'S
>>76369528
go away brazil
>>76369592
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/rick-morty-creators-finales-challenges-828683
If you don't want to read the whole thing he says, copy and pasted:
>In trying to write the second part [of the finale], we just couldn't write. We were just blocked and exhausted. It was three o'clock in the morning, and I said, "What about this fтАФing Purge thing we keep talking about? Let's just do that." And [writer and voice castmember] Ryan Ridley was like, "Well, we can't start writing a new episode now that we've spent all this time trying to break the story for this thing," and I was like, "No, we can." And in a fit, I just started jamming out this thing, almost sarcastically writing an episode, which is really how we wrote the pilot. It was a couple hours of us just sitting on the floor with our laptops тАФ we split a Ritalin, and then we wrote the pilot. (Laughs.) We took every other scene. The show doesn't have to be difficult for us.
They also mention season 3 will take even more risks.
>>76369709
well they can take more risks now that they have established the universe and the characters. plus I want to find out what if anything will happen with evil morty
>>76369609
I thought that was the Phillipines.
>>76369609
>Nutshack
Uh...never heard about it.
>>76369650
Nah, Mr. Pickles is not even funny, I am not a fan of edgy for the sake of edgy.
>>76369677
Calm down namefag, I am a profissional animator and I am here to stay. Hue hue hue.
>>76369709
So the season is ending on a cliffhanger? Interesting. Wonder what exactly they'll end it on since we'll most likely have to wait a year for season 3, seeing as there hasn't been a date confirmed yet.
hey guy. found the other commercial for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKkVChtc_MY
>>76369824
What? You work on Jorel's brother?
>>76370035
>you are my seed, my worm
lewd
>>76369073
>/tv/
>talking about television and movies
>>76370213
What amazes me is how pissy they are about people from /co/ over there
>>76371039
you can only bane post over there.
It's at 11:30pm EST, right? And it'll be streaming at the same usual site?
>>76371174
yes.
>>76371174
>>76371281
yes, it will, at the same usual site, that we don't need to mention
But I have to go, and I've aked my sister to open the link for me just before i come back to watch it, to speed things up.
Could you write the link it in a post, so it would be there for my sister later? She doesn't know the link, what a newfag! thanks
>>76371490
Her tits for the link.
link???
>>76371544
I got u, fam
What the third episode is about cuckholding wtf?
>Rick & Morty's Co-Creators Plan To (Finally) Hire Female Writers For Season 3
O-oh boy, Rick. You know what the recently most popular and highly r-rated show needs?
What, Morty?
I-I don't know, Rick, I was asking you!
Uh, okay, Morty. How about just more of the same? Don't fuck with anything! We're great! Ahahahaha, Rick and Morty!
Ahahah... yeah, Rick! Don't change anything...
... Morty, what did you do?
I, uh, hired a woman to write our lines. Y-you know we kind of lack the feminine touch? We're kind of touch with the current progressive trend in pop culture, you know? I mean come on don't you think we're a bunch of hyper masculine assholes? That needs to change, Rick. We need to change, Rick!
You, hyper masculine? Ahaha, good one, Morty.
I-I'm serious, Rick! Our misogyny needs to stop! We need diversity or our show is going to suck! You need to go along with this, R-rick or I'll tell everyone you're a misogynist!
What the *burp* f-fuck did you do to my grandson? *whips out gun and shoots Morty who explodes into human gips*
... Eh, whatever. Rick and Ricky here I come, b-baby!
>>76371992
if they don't pick up Jackie Buscarino as a writer i will be so disappointed. *fingers crossed*
>>76372069
she wouldn't fit the style of the show
>>76372069
>still no new episodes
it hurts
>Summer won't get naked in this one either
There is no point.
>>76371174
I haven't been keeping up with R&M live, what is this usual streaming site?
do not take the bait
do not post it
>>76372506
I know it and I'm not gonna post it but why is it a big deal if it gets posted?
it will get shut down
>>76372655
Seems like you're just making excuses.
Go back to >>>/a/ with your 'muh sekret club' mentality.
>>76372655
>>76372506
Can you faggots at least post the site in hexadecimal or something.
>>76372744
>spoonfeed me
I found a some links to possible streams.
http://themysteryofgravityfalls.com/stream/
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/cartoon-network-live-stream
http://www.time4tv.com/2011/06/cartoon-network.php
The top one seems most promising.
>>76372820
>>>/a/
>>76372820
>using the term spoonfeed
>>76372888
anti-spoonfeeding /a/utists BTFO
>>76372888
Based anon.
>>76372888
>spoonfeeding redditors
gj
>>76373002
I literally found those links on a reddit post.
>>76373002
Whats the point of NOT spoonfeeding? With some effort, you can just find links in the archive with some tactical ctrl-f's
The Legend of Buffering: Waste of Time
>>76373115
According to "Fox mulder" in the chat, that stream will start with the episode. Feel free to find better alternatives however.
>>76373115
It doesn't go live until like 2 hours anon.
>>76367795
So much for casual bukkake.
>Squanchy episode
Can't wait
>>76368252
All the characters except Rick look like Family Guy characters
It's why I didn't watch the show for so long
>>76373266
>two hours
>implying you're from japan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jKf4hWoeR8
>>76374130
>>implying you're from japan
I never did, though. I live in Canada, EST Timezone. The fuck have you been smoking?
>>76369709
>split a ritalin
You need like three a day if you don't want to be a hack writer.
It's going to be shit you guys.
>>76374260
Evil book spell binds him
>>76374260
they split a ritalin for the pilot. learn how to read.
Post YFW no plot gets added and it's just a fun episode and literally nothing has happened this season
how long till the new episode?? 4min?
>>76369528
>Le Brazilian is special
>>76375150
one hour four minutes
>>76375106
do you really care about the "plot" of this cartoon?
>>76374091
And some of the characters look like those stupid Bitmoji things. The character design is mostly awful, the improv segments suck, and there are too many pop culture references in some episodes, but otherwise the show is very entertaining.
>>76375106
Were you watching the series?
1)Morty was revealed to have major built up tension, and anger management issues, and is questioning morality > Possibly leading into an Evil Morty/One True Morty development.
2)It's established that there is a super fastly advancing civillization inside Rick's car's battery, who may or may not eventually advance to the point where they can escape the battery and start taking revenge on Rick in the future.Peace among worlds, bro.
3)It's further established that Rick is afraid of his impending death, as shown by the fact that one of his bodies was pretty much ready to get into, to continue his adult life.
4)Just from the teasers for this episode, we know why he has a lot of reasons for this, which plays into the defense mode of the house in Total Rickall.
5)Einstien decided to Mess With Time.
What kind of things do you want to happen, if all of this does not qualify for progress?
>>76375007
The pilot was pretty weak, comparatively.
Point still stands.
>>76375106
Good. Maybe you lorefags will finally fuck off.
>>76375349
pilot was funny enough for me. i'll enjoy it cuz im not autistic
>>76375357
There's nothing wrong with lore in moderation
Is Christopher Lloyd ever going to guest star on the show?
>>76375591
>Turns out, once upon a time there was exactly one universe, instead of infinite.
>Rick buttfucked reality beyond replair, causing it to split into infinite alternate realities.
>Original Rick is slightly different, and is voiced by Christopher Lloyd.
>>76375591
>Doc and Mharti finally appear as alternate versions of Rick and Morty
>voiced Christopher Lloyd and Michael J Fox
Fund it.
>>76375349
Agree, weakest episode of the series. I understand they need to set the stage, but it is the worst of the bunch so far.
>>76375591
He should have been the voice of the 4th dimension police. Telling rick to quit fucking with time would be like when huey lewis tells marty his band is too loud.
>>76375681
>Lloyd talking about his shriveled and chaffed balls and the desperate need for Fox to lick them
>>76375349
>>76375709
"They're robots, Morty!"
Still the best line in the series and the moment the series convinced me.
>>76375709
Disagree because Interdimensional Cable exists but Morty having a seizure is what made me watch more for that sweet ass.
http://www.adultswim.com/videos/streams/live-simulcast-east
>>76375709
I think the way the Pilot was made might have been some sort of meta joke.
They made all their pre-season 1 promos as a parody of promos, how promos are inevitably going to misrepresent any show, and are pointless.
Hell, one of their promos was basically just using the craziest stuff from the pilot to demonstrate how promos are pointless and rickdicolous.
https://vimeo.com/81774089 < All Pre-Season 1 Promos.
If they don't play Weird Science do we riot?
30 minutes until the episode?
Playing it at airing time on suptv . org
>>76372888
oh, so it won't be streaming at.. yknow, the one that sounds a bit like the third one?
Dafuq you say bruh?
>>76375970
Why don't you look at the clock and see for yourself.
>>76376013
My clock says it's 5 AM now.
>>76373002
>They are MY cartoons, NO ONE ELSE'!
BAHAHA!!! What a fucking retard!
>>76368292
>Stream
suptv dot org
>>76376205
>worry about not having a thread
>now i have three
>worry about which one is best
>what if one seems bad but that's because i have two others open
I really wish there was a stream that didn't use flash. It's so shit.
>>76376245
And then people bitch when someone makes a general for all this shit.
>>76376246
I use puffin in case I got nothing but my phone to browse or watch shit
>>76369028
Why would they bleep that out?
Is the Adult Swim livestream not working for anyone else? Not getting prompted for the comcast login or anything.
>>76369202
https://instagram.com/p/8VsUc1JNrR/?taken-by=rickandmorty
>>76376372
Works for me, using Cox. Try deleting your cookies and disabling adblock.
I'm not gonna miss these Family Guy lead-ins.
>they still make family guy
I can only imagine it'll end someday soon. Pretty sure every other McFarlane shit has been cancelled, it's just Family Turd left.
>>76376506
Boy have I got news for you!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjXjqC-1Kvg
>>76376506
I believe TBS still makes American Dad.
And it's good.
>>76372888
Thanks.
>people already gearing up to hate it
yeesh
>>76376549
And Seth just released a jazz album too.
>>76376550
I heard the TBS run of AD is even edgier than the FOX run. But Seth won't end any show that keeps his friends employed.
What the fuck is this black and white thing
uh... black jesus?
>>76376586
Is gonna suck tbh fam
Are we live posting here?
So the GF stream often buffers frequently for me, if it isnt glitching every 30 secs or so (skipping back .5 secs at a time). I just paused the stream for several seconds, then unpaused, and it doesn't seem to stutter anymore.
Can anyone else confirm if this works, or is it just a coincidence that it's working better now?
>>76376550
Which is why Seth constantly shits on it, it's the only funny one of his shows
Or was, last couple seasons have been eh
>>76376586
wouldnt be /co/ without negativityquit crying justin
Fuck that was cool. Gotta love as
WE
>>76376549
God, is that main character voiced by Hank Azaria?
Since we didn't see Jerry I'm betting on him being left on Jerryboree
lets go niggers
Ohhhhh shit
>>76376627
ARE MALACHITE NOW
>Jerry, get a job.
>jerry get a job
already smiling
>the seasons over already
hold me /co/
;_;
>Jerry get a job
Off The Air is the shit.
>shipping jerry
hahahah
>No cute boys to ship Morty with
>There will never be a homoerotic episode with Morty ala Kaworu
>Rick not liking weddings
I wonder why???
>>76376633
well that explains that
>weddings are funerals with cake
Kek
I'm tired of Cyril and Jerry getting shat on so much.
I hope Colbert's character comes back tonight.
Anyone else not give a fuck about birdperson?
All this shitting on and kidnapping of Jerry better be redeemed by the end of the episode
Summer got all that titty meat hanging out
>summer has bigger boobs then her mom
>>76376701
He's right there anon.
In the battery.
>say what's in your heart
BETH WANTS TO FUCK EM
>>76376654
S2 was so bad compared to S1, I'm glad it's over.
>>76376699
>>76376699
Dont worry, there is a super Jerry
dirty dirty Beth
I'm disappointed that the majority of the opening sequence is scenes not actually in the show.
I squanch you, anon.
Hmm, they beat Jerry there. Weird.
>Everyone's dressed up but Rick
>>76376549
Why? What fucking point does he have to make? It looks shit in my persepective and it's made by him. I don't care anymore.
>>76376692
Here we go with the deathflags.
this nigga is full red pill
God who's worse at this point, Beth or Jerry?
[Insert complaints here]
How are they gonna do it, /co/?
>Still need a continuation with Abrodolf, Evil Morty, and Colbert's character
> all this shitting on jerry
> and he even literally gets shit out of a flying ball thing
We're gonna learn about Rick's wife, calling it now.
>>76376726
they almost all are
except for the Cthullu one
WHAT THE SHIT JERRY
>>76376730
I sqaunch you too anon
>>76376726
Happened last season.
Jerry....what the fuck are you doing?
>Tammy's parents are cool with it
So they're like native Americans with wings and from space.
>dem Guttermans
Did Justin steal those parent designs from Alex
FUCKING CHRIST JERRY SHUT UP
Jerry, you're fucking up.
Beth just confirmed she never went on adventures with Rick. Now people can finally stop saying she did.
why the hell do they keep making jerry so fucking lame?
Jerry, for fucks sake
>>76376742
lods of emone
Jesus fuck Jerry
Goddamn Jerry
Is that Six and Baltar?!
Frakking hell.
Alright, who does Tammy's dad's voice?
Seriously, Is Jerry Mildly Autistic?
>>76376753
Beth is a cunt who isn't nice to anybody
>>76372888
Thanks, anon
>There's nothing to run from or hide
happenin soon?
So I take it both english and alcohol are universal
>>76376782
jerry is the one who makes himself lame.
what kind of freedom is rick fighting for
>>76376768
Like in Flash Gordon
>it's a 'Rick is an alcoholic' episode
>>76376758
Season 3/4.
Let's be honest, fucking nothing is going to get resolved this season.
>>76376795
You should know the best
>>76376795
trying too hard
caring too little
>>76376763
>>76376766
I know, but there were plenty of scenes from the show in there as well.
>Rick backstory lore
Holy shit
>I have a lot of vodka
>Then I'll take that, I DON'T NEED THE REST.
Ice fucking cold.
Beth, why aren't you listening?!
>>76376778
Finally.
/co/ will lose its shit.
>>76376753
I sort of hate them both.
>We live in hiding
>We're terrorists
WHOA
WHERE THE FUCK DID ALL THIS PLOT COME FROM
Everyone getting trashed oh yes
HAHAHAHA yes they're all galactic terrorists
ARE YOU FUCKING DRAMA-FIGHTING WITH A FUGITIVE TERRORIST?
birdperson is fucking killing me
>Terrorists
JESUS CHRIST RICK & BIRDMAN
>37 of the worst criminals in the galaxy
>Birdperson dropping all this fucking LORE
>>76376795
No he's just a dumb asshole and a bit disoriented.
>profane kissing
I wonder how many episode ideas have actually been influenced by Justin lurking in /co/
>oh shit i did make too many jerry/beth relationship episodes, ok hmmm how about if like jerry has to lose his dick for galactic peace or something
inb4 rick wanted to molt with bird person
>Rick backstory
Alright for once Birdperson is interesting for once with the terrorist shit
Really using up those licensed music bucks
>trail off
>ad-lib
HEHEHE
he actually had it written down
>rick was a freedom fighter
>(trail off)
>(crumple up)
S T R E A M ?
T
R
E
A
M
?
>Rick giving a speech
OH BOY
>>76376865
Dunno but they directly name-dropped /pol/ in one of the DVD commentaries.
>being nice is something people do to hedge your bets
he's right
>Oh Squanchy
>Bird person is my best friend
Shit...
>"promise to be yours until YOUR death"
>"to be yours until MY death"
Fuck, they're telegraphing it, so its not going to happen.
>Rick's BFF
Ouch
>>76376829
There was here too.
You'd think Cyborgtographer would just get a sign.
Rick...what the fuck are you doing?
Holy shit.
>dat Squanchy sadness
Feel with me, bros.
Black hole Sun
edgy
>Squanchy gets cucked
Damn, Rick, cold.
>cheers to the, motherfucker
heh
Haha Squanchy
Squanchy BTFO
>squanchy cutting off the "Rick bff" band
>Black Hole Sun
WON'T YOU COME
AND WASH AWAY THE RAAAIN
>>76376820
GET BTFO!!!!!
They just had the same gag about an old jerk reading lines off a cue card on Doctor Who last night.
I'll brb gotta pop a squanch, watch this for me
OH FUCK
DUDE WHAT
FUCKING CALLED IT
BIRD PERSON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OH FUCK! FUCK YOU TAMMY!
NO BIRDPERSON!
Tammy's about to fuck them
Woah, that was a twist.
Now that's some deep ass cover.
Oh Damn!
HOLY SHIT!!!!
Oh shit.
SQUANCHY
BTFO
oh SHIT tammy!!!!!!!!!!11
OH SHIT
OOOOOOOOOOOOH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
OH FUCK MOTHERFUCKERS
AHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA
OH SHIT
TAMMY IS A GALACTIC SPY
>its a sting
WHAT A TWEEST
THAT DOUBLE CROSSING BITCH!
OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
NO BIRD PERSON
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUUUUCK
NOOOOOOOOO BIRDPERSON!
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKK
OH FUCK.
SWERVE!!! 100/100 EPISODE
BIRD PERSON NOOOO
HOLY SHIT
TAMMY JUST PULLED A FUCKING M NIGHT SHYAMALAN
RIP IN PEACE BIRD PERSON
> Nightcrawler pat├й
> chilled monkey salad
and..OH SHIT
I was just watching The Depahted on HBO
NOT AGAIN
uh oh... rick giving a bitter speech
OH FUCK NO BIRDPERSON
Oh shit
BIRD PERSON! NOOOOOOOOOO
BIRD PERSON NO
/rick/ was right again
HOLY SHIT
WE SPACE WAR NOW
>Deep Cover
oh fuck, OH FUCK
>Bird Person is kill
Birdperson ;_;
Fucking bitches man
BIRD PERSON NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh FUCKKKKKKKKKKK
Tammy you fake ass whore.
BIRD-PERSON!
Oh there he goes, killin' again.
>Cheers to that, motherfucker
>>76376928
OH WHAT
Did anyone see Fuzzylumpkins during the shoot out?
HOLY FUCK ALL THIS EXPOSITION!
>>76376928
BIRDPERSONNNNNNNNNNNNN
>Tammy is a agent
HOLY SHIT I ACTUALLY DIDN'T SEE THIS COMING
BIRD PERSON NOOOOOOOOOOOO
NO! BIRDPERSON!
Hahaha Tammy
Dead Birdperson
This episode is great
Oh shit!
THEY SAID THIS WAS ABOUT IT BEING A SHOTGUN WEDDING, AND JERRY BEING A WAITER
OH FUCK
THEY WERE FRANKKING CYLONS!!
OH NO
Aw shit! Giga Nigga Squanchy!
Anyone else notice the scrotum drums?
THE DEEP COVER
THE HEEL TURN
THE VALIDATION FOR RICK
Goddamn!
BIRD PERSON WHY
And that was when the evening went from good to great!
TAMMY YOU FUCKPUPPET
Weddings. Not even once.
So much shit went down, I still can't process it.
>>76368694
>she's probably nice too
Oh you poor fucker
>Rick showing no sadness
Man, I need this old nigga to cry rn fam
Holy fuck. I think I just had a heart attack.
NOOOOO BIRDPERSON
HY
well, that just happened.
SHE FUCCKING KILLED BIRD PERSON WHAT
BIRD PERSON AND SQUANCHY
FUCK
Yeah, this episode is awesome
THAT LONG CON SINCE THE END OF SEASON 1
THAT SQUAWNCH
ALL DIS PLOT
S2 FINALE KICKING ASS
>Bird person is dead
JUSTIN WHY
ITS SQUANCHIN TIME!
>>76376990
>THEY SAID THIS WAS ABOUT IT BEING A SHOTGUN WEDDING
I'm sure at least one of those weapons was a shotgun.
BIRD PERSON NO
Noooooo! Quick...Rock!..uh do a science thing and fix this!
>>76377004
It's not unusual.
NOBODY IS SAFE
THERE'S NO PLOT ARMOR
F to pay Bird Person his respects
NOT FUCKING BIRDPERSON
What a great episode
I think this is the point where Summer turns into a bad ass like she does in the comics
Morty is probably going to start becoming a lot more jaded like his grandfather, which leads to Jessica becoming interested in him.
>>76377019
no time to cry, need to get away and save the family
This episode got great really quick. Glad it didn't turn preachy and go for "feels"
OH SHIT
What just happened?
Birdperson! Why?
CANT
SLAM
THE
TAM
Fucking eurocucks ruining my ads
Holy shit, did anyone else see Krombopulous Michael?
>>76376928
Well if you're going to be a spy you may as well enjoy the perks.
I only saw the tweest coming at the start of her speech but god damn
good shit
>>76368019
>Birdman is a terrible judge of character
You're half right, I guess...
Will he come back /co/, will he save them all?
NOT BIRD PERSON!
What a fucking curve ball
See this kids? This is why you don't get married.
>EUROCUCKS
With Ricks cover blown this season is going to end on a cliffhanger with the family being forced to leave earth to go into hiding.
Calling it.
>>76377049
F ;_;7
And here I was, thinking this would have been another party episode where nothing really tense happens.
F
;_; 7
Wait, so are there infinite Birdpersons just like there are infinite Ricks?
THE ROOSE IS LOOSE
All that bird dick she took,I hope she gets a medal.
this episode is already 10/10
I fucking despise that metro phone commercial.
Anyone catch the full quote Rick said about Bird Person's "Big Day"? I thought that bit was hilarious
after what just happened, I will forgive them for misusing light year at the beginning of the episode
HOW THE FUCK WILL THIS ALL END
>>76377063
I'm glad I wasn't the only one to catch that
>>76377011
/pol/ vindicated by this episode
Press F to pay respects to Bird Person
Wel... I...
I didn't see that coming
>>76376919
I feel so sorry for this guy.
>>76377033
Dude, that's disgusting
Who could squanch off to a bunch of people dying?
>>76377063
MIght just be an alien from the same species.
The description for this episode is:
>The whole family is able to mess things up.
JUSTIN
>Being nice is something stupid people do to hedge their bets
Surprisingly true.
F
>>76377049
Squanch
>>76377049
F ;_;7
>>76377049
F ;_;7
Looks like Squanchy just got upgraded to Rick's BFF
>>76377065
I knew some shit was about to go down, but I figured she'd get her head blown off or some shit. Did not expect her to be an undercover agent. Or kill Birdperson.
>>76377116
sounds like a Dan Harmon line
F
>>76377063
no those were the bureaucrat bugs
they seem to be the R+M version of Vogons, they run everything
>>76377063
Joking or no?
>>76377106
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>76377072
EVERYONE SEND UP YOUR PRAYERS FOR A MIRACLE. WE NEED ADOLF LINCLER OR SOMEONE, ANYONE! WE NEED A SAVIOR
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
MY INTERNET DIED RIGHT AS BIRD PERSON WAS SHOT
WHAT ELSE HAPPENED
BIRD PERSON
post yfw it turns out to be a dream
And Bidrperson thought HE was going deep
>>76377110
You have any idea where you just posted that?
THIS ESCALATED TOO QUICKLY
F
>>76377049
F ;_;7
dat summer
F
>>76377149
Squanchy is Hulk.
Anyone happen to know the song playing during the reception?
tammy did nothing wrong :^)
DO YOU EVEN SQUANCH???
>>76377061
I wonder how many bukkakes she been in undercover.
>everyone assuming birdperson is dead
fam, anything can happen in this universe
>Bird Person is dead
>Tammy is a double agent
>Rick and friends were/are Galactic Freedom Fighters/Terrorists
>Squanchy is a Hulk
>The entire family is on the run
Holy shit, will this continue into S3?
>we can't ever
AWWWWWWWWWWWS HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>qt redhead with a big ass and a piss fetish
is this literally anyone else's perfect waifu
F
>>76377091
if he was anything like a duck....
>>76377083
CALLED IT
"In the season finale, everyone makes mistakes." Yea, ok Justin.
> Tammy literally planted herself at earth, lived an ordinary life as an earth teenager, made friends with Summer to gain entry into a mutual party that Rick and her host to meet Birdperson, a close friend of Rick's, while feigning love for him to the point of an extended relationship to gather all of Birdperson's rebel friends in an event you would expect them to all go to with their guard down: a wedding
holy fuck ten moves in advance
fuck you
Adventures with the Smith family in space for season 3?
>We can't go home.
>EVER
oh fuck
>>76376919
What did I miss?
Did Summer piss herself yet?
Why doesn't Rick just jump to a parallel universe in which this didn't happen?
Making a big deal out of nothing.
>Season 3 is going to be off-world
shiiiyet
>There's no Africa
>Psssh... White people problems
Top Kek
>762 Earth-like planets under Federation control
Jesus
>>76377049
F, pour one out for the homie, fam
>bumping into an "ocean"
>White people problems
>PERSPECTIVE JOKE
A+++
>no Africa
>white people problems
He probably just annihilated a lot of coastal populations doing that.
>>76377206
We've still got about ten minutes.
I'd be in favor of that, though.
>white people problems, Morty
>>76377217
probably.
did her tits get bigger or is it just the dress?
>White people problems
>cob world
Way to be a smartass, Morty.
I'm pretty sure a lack of Africa would be "Big Game Problems", actually.
>>76377160
Oh you.
GET IN THE SHIP
EVERYTHING'S ON A COB
EVERYTHINGS ON A FUCKING COB
Cob world confirmed for best world
EVERYTHINGS ON THE COB GO GO GO
>the rest of the show takes place on New Earth from now own
>cobworld
>no Africa
>white people problems
Planet Cob
EVERYTHING'S ON A COB!
>Get back in the ship, sweetie.
That was kinda cute.
>No slaves
That means OH GOD! Those poor white people.
>>76377218
Who's to say this isn't the reason why Rick suddenly came back into his daughter's life?
I don't get the cob joke
dat sun
>Everything is on a cob
Wait what?
>>76377218
Because the universe in which this didn't happen still has another Rick residing in it, you idiot.
THE WHOLE PLANET IS ON A COB!
>that fucking sun
top kek
Fucking Cob planets
>Dat sun
My sides
I FOR ONE WELCOME OUR NEW KANGAROO OVERLORDS.
>Screaming sun world
Oh fuck. Everything is on a cob.
>pray to kangaroos
KEK
EVERYTHING'S ON A FUCKING COB
PRAISE TO THE KANGAROO!
>>76377092
agreed. enjoying it quite a bit.
>>76377219
fucking patrician taste
my neighbor was literally this until she fucked a spanish dude and was ruined
>>76377101
WHITE PEOPLE PROBLEMS MORTY
>that sun
WE MARIO NOW
The news announcers are the same species as the assassin earlier in the season.
Have you prayed to your kangaroo overlords yet?
>small world
You just know they wanted to make a small planet for that joke.
So they live on King Kai's planet now? cool
This small world looks cozy as fuck
>>76377283
You eat things on the cob. Something was going to eat the planet.
>>76377319
You mean Teletubbies.
This thread is a cob
> we hunted bacon to extinction
THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST EPISODE THIS SEASON.
f-for the most part
JERRY YOU TRAITOROUS SHIT
>Rick listening in to this conversation
Jerry was right.
Let that sink in.
>Terraria.webm
>>76377328
The majority of shit on this show is random stuff they thought was funny and decided to write an episode around.
NONONONO I CANT TAKE RICK BEING SAD. PLEASE NO. I CANT HANDLE EPISODE 3 AGAIN!
>>76377334
Oh okay okay I thought it was like... A kernel encased in shit joke.
Jerry got a point.
smol world is cute
totally turning himself in
or
leaving?
>>76377351
He went full Figgis
You never go full Figgis
Beth ;_;
>rick sits down by the planets core
>slides leg into the core
wat
These tiny planets jokes are killing me
WE NIN NOW
Holy shit
This episode is a fucking roller coaster of of emotions
where the fuck were these writers during Get Schwifty or Interdimensional Cable 2
OH SHIT
IT'S TRENT REZNOR
>nine inch nails
ok
>>76377371
Jerry is being a selfish shit, they are on a decent world
>>76377386
OH FUCK
>inb4 status quo
>>76377386
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
CAN YOU FEEL IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTA0DSfrGZ0
NINE INCH NAILS
>NIN
>not using the superior Cash version
>Cliffhanger ending
Calllllllleeed it....
>>76377386
>inb4 thread derailed
>>76377386
neat
RICK DON'T FUCKING DO IT
And some of you faggots thought Rick and Morty fell off
rick no.
rick.
rick please
>>76377386
What the fuck?
aw rick........
>Hurt by NIN
Oh shit, this is getting heavy
we trent reznor nao
>>76377386
>Didn't even sticky this shit
Come on mod.
shit rick noooooooooooooo
>>76377386
Oh shiiiiiit
>>76377386
DO SOMETHING ABOUT /ACO/. YOU LAZY BASTARD
>Johnny Cash's hurt
NO NO NO NO NO NO PLEASE NO
Oh shit, these feels.
>>76377386
BASED MOD!
>Still taking a shit on Jerry
Thank You Rick
RICK NO
>Nine inch nails
>>76377386
MODS
Don't turn yourself in man.
>>76377407
>Cash version
>superior
>With my last breath I curse Jerry Smith
Dat NIN.
>Turning himself in
NO
>>76377386
I feel that too, Mod buddy
he's...he's turning himself in.
>Rick getting in one more jab at Jerry
;-;
>>76377386
le purple palm tree man
and god damn the feels
Ah fuck ;_;
>Rick gave up
Good. Asshole deserves it.
>>76377426
It's Nine Inch Nails you fucking faggot
Rick no...
>>76377413
It did though. Almost half this season sucked
>>76377386
Can this thread be stickied?
>he's turning himself in
Damn, Rick breaking out of jail s3 premiere?
>>76377386
o fuck nigga
ITS ALL FUCKING OVER
what have I become
my sweedish friend
>Hurt cover
damn that's good
>>76377472
>cover
dumbass
aw HELL NAW
Rick can't be contained!
Shit, son, a Federated Earth.
Bring on the giant spider waifus!
>Earth is now shit
Thanks federation.
>>76377472
That's the original
The Cage version is a cover
Oh goddamn, that song.
A fucking plus.
This is where the Federation tyranny comes into play
And they realize how Rick was a point for his revolutionary tactics
FUCK YOU STATUS QUO
>>76377472
But that's the original
Well... at least Jerry got a job, right?
>Downer Ending
>18 month hiatus
Why...
>>76377495
I dunno man. Rick has done genocide and worse
>Birdperson is dead
>Earth becomes tourist trap
>Rick goes to prison
>That's the episode
goddamn galactic Obamacare
and
>> everything <<
damn
>Arin Hanson
I can't, please no.
>>76377484
>>76377490
He's a /mu/ troll. Ignore him.
>Arin Hanson
wtf who did egoraptor play
Please someone tell me how to feel about this My emotions are broken.
RATE THE EPISODE
5/10
WHAT?
rick and morty/ superjail crossover when?
>yfw there's no Season 3, this is the end
MY POOPYFACE!!
>Arin Hansen
Who was he in this?
Council of Ricks is just going to allow this to happen?
POOPYBUTTHOLE
>this is the end of the season
well that sucked
oh fug niggas
Huh. So the cyborg chick that looked suspiciously like Tricia Helfer was actually Tricia Helfer. Go figure.
The fuck just happened? Like, what?
>Arin Hanson
what
WHAT
HOW IS IT OVER ALREADY
Mr. Poopy Butthole!?
THAT FUCKING CLIFFHANGER
MR. POOPYBUTTHOLE, YES
>>76377490
>Johnny Cage
/v/ pls
My feels....
>Jerry got a job
OH SHIT! Its going down! Next season
Poopy BUTTHOLE!
HE LIVES
MR POOPYBUTTHOLE
>>76377512
18 months is not a hiatus
MR POOPY BUTTHOLE PLEASE HELP
>Arin guest starred in this episode
WHUT
MR.POOPY BUTTHOLE!
POOPY BUTTHOLE!
HOLY SHIT, WHY IS THIS SHOW SO BASED?!
MR POOPYBUTTHOLE
>rick sacrificed everything so his family could be happy
OH KEK, MR. POOPYBUTTHOLE
WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST GO TO ANOTHER DIMENSION
THEY HAD 3-4 MORE CHANCES
>>76377512
Dont worry, Morty will break rick out and reset the series with another alternate reality and things will be back to normal within 2 minutes of the new season.
MR POOPYBUTTHOLE YESSS
C'mon /co/, WE BUSTIN RICK OUT! Whos with me!?
MR. POOPYBUTTHOLE LIVES
AS A ROD SERLING LIKE GENIE
Mr. Poopy Butthole, please save us.
MR. POOPYBUTTHOLE
Eh well
That's depressingAlso kinda lame
Oh fuck, Poopy Butthole, episode redeemed
POOPYBUTTHOLE
>GUNS AREN'T FUN
HOLY FUCK THAT HOW IT ENDS
ATLEAST MR POOPY BUTTHOLE SURVIVED
MR POOPY BUTT HOLE
Arin Hanson?
We're breaking the fourth wall.
My mind can't fucking take this!
POOPY BUTTHOLE!
OR LONGER LMFAO
>>76377525
8.5/10
I went uninterested in Summer to finding her fucking hot as hell.
She looks GREAT this episode
>>76377438
Yes, from the songwriter himself it was.
>a year and a half
>or longer
OOOOOH WHEEEEY
>>76377472
This is the original version, you idiot
What voices does Dan Harmon do?
>>76377573
ARE'NT
>>76377495
HONEY I GOT A JOB
A YEAR AND A HALF
>year and a half +
fuck
>Arin Hanson
WHO WAS IT
Why must you do this, R&M Crew? ;-;
>season 3 in a year and a half
>or more
NOOOOOOOO
>Birdperson is kill
>Earth is terrible
>Rick in space prison
I bet ADAM did this
Well shit,I feel terrible now. So Morty is gonna bust him out right?
>Tune into Season 3 in a year. Or longer....
JUSTIIIIIIIIIIIN!
UNITY PLEASE RESCUE RICK
A YEAR AND A HALF
wait who the fuck did arin play
>tfw just listened to the downward spiral and that song played
>tfw mr. poopy butthole
JUST A YEAR OR LIKE A YEAR AND A HALF OR SOMETHING WHOO WEE
>all these nerds prefering Cash's version of Hurt
Just because Trent said so, doesn't mean it's true.
>A year and a half
>or longer
>starring Arin Hanson
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT! THIS EPISODE WAS ALMOST PERFECT!
>tune into season three in like... a year and a half
>>76377560
Portal gun got left behind.
>Arin Hanson
No wonder he kept plugging rick & morty in game grumps
>Jerry gets what he wants, AND a possible job
Calling it, he's gonna be all over the federation's nuts next season.
Might even lord it over Beth, if she still struggles with dealing with Rick's absence down the line.
>>76377560
They'd have to kill that dimension's rick, Morty, and Smith family.
>Year and a half
WHAT?
1-844-MORERICK?
>or longer
FUCK
Well that was mediocre. At least the wedding was cool
>A year and a half or longer
LOL
SO META
Bravo Justin!!!
Thanks, Mr. Poopybutthole. Cya next year.
>>76377534
They don't like our Rick
I can't take it. Why? Just why?
MEGA LINK FUCKING WHERE
LIKE A YEAR AND A HALF OR WHENEVER
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>18 MONTHS
FUCKING WHAT NO
wow. that was great
>A YEAR AND A HALF
>>76377049
F
>just called the number
>no answer
:(
>>76377593
Birdperson, for one.
This is renewed right? Not cancelled for more shit like mr pickles?
Someone call that number.
Jerry you motherfucker
I hope you're fucking happy
>>76377586
I really liked her top.
Meta Poopybutthole is the best.BUT A FUCKING YEAR AND A HALF OR MORE!?!?!
rate this season
>7/10
COME ON
IT HAD SUCH A GREAT ENDING, BUT NO, THEY JUST HAD TO SHOVE A POOPYBUTTHOLE JOKE IN THERE
COME THE FUCK ON
>>76377560
Because unless it was a version where they were all dead, it wouldn't work.
>>76377599
>>76377602
>>76377605
Fear the Pickles.
>>76377488
All these damn intergalactic immigrants, ruining this world...
>>76377481
Best planet.Makes me think of Animal Crossing: Wild World.
Where did mr. poopy butthole show up?
>>76377622
>>Arin Hanson
>No wonder he kept plugging rick & morty in game grumps
wait what the fuck
RATE THE EPISODE.
Also, Season 2 haters on suicide watch.
>>76377587
he was just being nice to some old faggot. at least the original has singing in it instead of an old fart just fucking talking.
>>76377573
liberal propaganda. Disgusting. Rick and Morty are SJW bate.
Who's calling 844-MORERICK?
POST YFW THAT'S THE END
>>76377634
No you won't. Next year ends in a year and two months.
>>76377628
I don't have a phone right now, does it work?
>>76377659
year and a half or more/10
>>76377628
It just rings :(
>>76377653
Calling it now.
>>76377525
5/10
I don't know why I don't like this show anymore
>A year
>Or longer
He's joking... right?
did anyone call the number?
WHAT FUCKING REALIT IS POOPY BUTTHOLE IN
No Rick and Morty, no Bojack... Jeez.
>>76377652
renewed in the middle of the second season, yes.
>gold playstation
>no golden games>no games at all
>>76377621
Aww fuck good point.
They really covered their bases.
>>76377673
post credits
Anyone else notice the stain on the back of Summer's dress near her ass?
What's that about?
>>76377614
>taking it 100% literally
it'll prolly be back on next September. Take a chill pill bruh
>>76377680
busy signal
>>76377616
>Just because Trent said so, doesn't mean it's true.
You're right. Just like how 2+2 doesn't equal 4 because a mathematician said it, the Cash version of Hurt being better than the original is just fact.
A FUCKING YEAR
>>76377665
>>76377625
Because they couldn't just go live in Australia?
>the slow realization of how long a year and a half is
>>76377622
>watching present day Grumps
end yourself
Alright, WHO GOT EGORAPTOR IN MY RICK AND MORTY!?!
>>76377481
>minecraft.jpg
>>76377386
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>76377490
Cage???? Bitch ass fagot you dare disrespect the OG Johnny Cash like that
immigration is shit
>>76377649
Same.
>>76377688
and?
>Time for a feeding!
>>76377386
FIX /ACO/ YOU LAZY FAGGOT
>>76377690
a year and a half.. or longer
so almost 2 years until we get new rick and morty
>>76377611
>Downer cliffhanger ending
>Season 3 in a year and a half. Or longer
>Arin Hanson
>>76377690
No, Season 1 started december 2013, and now Season 2 started july 2015.
so aliens live on earth now?
>>76377525
lore/10
>>76377681
I'm honestly more exited to see how Galactic Federation Earth will play out next season.
>>76367795
If next season starts with Stanford Pines Breaking Rick out of Prison it might be the greatest show ever
>>76377567
>1-844-MORERICK.gif
>>76377386
THEY WALK AMONG US ONCE MORE.
>>76377638
CHILL OUT YOU FUCKING PIECE OF DIRT, YOU PIECE OF SHIT EATING DIRT, YOU ARE LITERALLY A PIECE OF SHIT THAT CONSUMES DIRT DAILY. NOT EVEN THAT, THE DIRT YOU CONSUME IS THE SAME DIRT THAT PEOPLE STEP IN AND WALK AROUND IN AND WIPE OFF ON WELCOME MATS, AND WHEN YOU VISIT ANYONE'S HOUSE, YOU DON'T GET LET IN, YOU JUST FUCKING EAT THE DIRT OFF THE WELCOME SIGN AND FUCK OFF BECAUSE NOBODY WANT YOU AROUND AT ALL, ANYWHERE.
tl;dr, protip: crtl+f: mega
if there's a mega link, it will get posted here, and you being an asshole won't speed it up
>>76377664
You are human garbage.
>>76377386
can you make a sticky for my fetish in /aco/?
>>76377680
isn't that too many digits? How would that look in numbers???
Holy shit that ending about makes up for some of the lesser quality episodes.
I'm kinda indifferent, but, guess lorefags got thier wish, overarching plot here we go.
>>76377621
I thought he set it to, what seems like collapse in on it self and blow up?
>>76377386
Kill yourself fuckboi
>>76377733
No answer, it just rings. Maybe they fucked up the bump.
>>76377516
stop bitching and scarf those anti-depressants
>>76377386
MOD-SAMA, SUMMON HIROYUKI FOR US
>>76377407
Eh, everyone uses the Cash version, the NIN one ain't bad.
>>76375106
So,
Still Hungry for Apples?
>Waiting till summer 2017 for this
Fuck that. If McFarlane cant put shit out in a year so can Roiland
>>76377676
He even mentioned that they brought in Justin as a guest for Game Grumps in an upcoming episode.
>>76377386
mods what the fuck are you guys doing
>>76377624
Hes going to advertise for the federation
Fine episode to cap off the season. Excellent use of Hurt.
Where's that nice trip with the mega link.
>>76377677
7/10
Stupid
Rick went through customs in the pilot, now we're supposed to believe that he's the most wanted criminal in the galaxy?
It wasn't funny until they got onto the small world.
Mr Poopybutthole isn't funny
"Meta" jokes aren't nearly as funny as Roiland seems to think.
>That ending
>Now Aqua Teen is on next, and that's dead too.
NO
EVIL
M
O
R
T
Y
Who did Arin voice?
>>76377678
How's it feel to be 12 with no taste in music?
>>76367795
Anyone have the link to the season finale? I know it was released for east coast.
>>76377730
>Johnny Blaze
>Johnny Cage
>Nicolas Cage named himself after Johnny Cage
>Nic Cage played Johnny Blaze in the movie
ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED
> it was Gaius frakking Baltar and that frakking blonde toaster chick
>>76377818
>Implying he isn't in charge of the federation
>>76377677
1.5/10years
>>76377836
The fucking android cameras. Now everyone can stop asking.
tfw the show goes on permanent hiatus because of contract disputes and this is how it endsor even worse, it comes back and the first episode of season 3 just hand waves this entire thing away in the first minute
>>76377818
They said right at the start that they're not taking up any plots from S1 this season but will be in S3.
>>76377525
Honestly, 9/10, this is one of their best episodes.
Totally makes up for the few spots of "meh" in this season.
>>76377394
when they make you take the show less seriously for a bit it makes the lows hit even harder is my theory
>>76377816
obviously rick didnt want to go through customs but he hoped no one would recognize him
>>76377865
Who the fuck is Arin?
>>76377771
Fuck you, /d/ should stay on /d/
>>76377836
Looks like someone's gonna have to rewatch the episode and try to pinpoint his vocal timbre. Who's up?
>Year and a half
Holy shit, by the time this cliffhanger is resolved I'll be over my ex girlfriend.
I really don't know how to feel about this.
>>76377888
Egoraptor
>>76377525
8/10
>>76377868
Yeah, I know that.
Still sucks tho.
>>76377731
I'm glad I wasn't the only one who saw the ending as a commentary on immigration
>>76377558
>rick sacrificed everything so Jerry could be happy
FTFY
>>76377386
GET
YR
SHIT
TOGETHER
>>76377867
>rick walks into the kitchen
>family freaks out
>oh yeah I kept a clone of my self just incase WUBADUBADUBDUB
>>76377667
>All these damn intergalactic immigrants
RICK SANCHEZ WILL MAKE THEM BUILD BLAST SHIELD AND MAKE EARTH GREAT AGAIN
>>76377905
Did you sleep for the year and a half between seasons 1 and 2? This is expected.
>Arin "Fetal Alcohol Fucker" Hansen was in Rick and Morty
series fucking dropped
Since when is Tammy Summer's best friend?
Since when is Rick a galactic terrorist when the Council of Ricks exists and has established Jerrypalooza?
Since when can they not just transport to another reality where all this didn't happen?
Roiland you hack.
>>76377867
>Contract disputes
>Implying Adult Swim won't pay whatever they ask for.
Come on it's like the most popular cartoon in the world right now.
>>76377774
I'll have to catch the rewatch, but I think it imploded, but was still intact.
>>76377874
I'd agree but I couldn't get over the fact that the trees on the tiny planet were full size.
>>76377888
this fucker
>>76377628
did anyone get anything from the number?
>>76377218
He nuked his portal gun.
>>76377994
>he watches gamegrumps
wow
>>76377970
>Since when can they not just transport to another reality where all this didn't happen?
They would have to find a universe where the entire family dies.
Download link when??
Someone call the number.
>>76378008
ech
>>76377971
How did this even happen? I still remember some people being hype for this but even during S1 there was barely any huge following.
Upped it
https://mega.nz/#!9s1iAT7b!zRVLjMhcpiEJYpEmjVV007hmx0RnVlM2UQChQAFuBtA
Is /co/ really this tsundere?
>>76378024
bitch you do it
MEGA link where? I missed stream and everyone seems to be freaking out over something?
Also, what are your plans to survive the wasteland between seasons
>>76377970
The reason the Council of Ricks exists in the first place is because Rick is a wanted man in most universes. And he lost his portal gun at the wedding.
>>76378011
Or alternatively, go back to Cronenberg world, probably. It doesn't matter since the ship got ditched and the portal gun is fucked.
>>76377970
>Since Always
>Since the council of Ricks exist in it's own dimmension
>Jerrypalooza is hidden in deep space
>Since Rick set it to implode to distract Tammy
Watch the episodes you fucking manlet.
>>76378041
I'm scared.
>>76378036
thank you
>>76377970
Who's to say Rick is the only one with reality-jumping technology? In fact, he probably ganked that tech from the Federation and made it portable.
>>76378036
YOU SIR, ARE THE MAN
>>76378036
cool
>>76378050
>MEGA link where?
Three posts above yours
Whats all this talk of a phone number I keep hearing about? Where was it in the episode?
>>76378036
Thanks, an--
>it's a virus
nvm
>>76377998
remove the 1 and it works
>That allusion to Europe in the future
http://news.yahoo.com/german-authorities-now-expect-1-5-million-migrants-203114800--business.html
>>76378036
The hero /co/ needs.
>>76377990
>implying there's only person named Arin
Is you retarded?
>>76377970
>Since when is Tammy Summer's best friend?
Since she was a bitch to flute girl
>Since when is Rick a galactic terrorist when the Council of Ricks exists and has established Jerrypalooza?
Council of Ricks exists precisely because Rick is a galactic terrorrick, but C-137 Rick is anti-council.
>Since when can they not just transport to another reality where all this didn't happen?
Rick's portal gun, the easiest method of inter-dimensional travel they have, is no longer in their possession.
>>76377970
When did anyone say they were best friends?
The reason the council exists is to protect themselves from the government
His portal gun got left behind at the reception.
>>76378036
is this real
pls don't hurt me again
>Weddings are basically funerals with cake
THAT FORESHADOWING
Rick, when you get out of prison, and let's face it, you are. Please kill who ever was voiced by Arin Hansen.
>>76378089
/pol/ pls leave
Found this in the other thread:
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OdKrrMpBryKX
Periscope with the crew.
>>76378086
Nice contri-
>it's a shitpost
nvm
>>76378089
>tourists = immigrants
>>76377970
>Since when is Rick a galactic terrorist when the Council of Ricks exists and has established Jerrypalooza?
i IMAGINE THE CREATION OF JERRYPALOOZA MIGHT BE A SERIOUS OFFENSE, as well as the creation of the council of Ricks
>>76377970
If they went to another reality they'd have to destroy their former selves.
>>76378103
Are you?
>>76377970
this episode was pretty shit, like they tried for something super dramatic and forgot it's a simple comedy show
>>76378133
Yahoo is a liberal-leaning site.
>>76378039
It was a good episode lore wise and had some pretty funny moments. The screaming sun comes to mind lol
hits you right in the feels :/
>>76378031
Ehh Rick and Morty is just a unique cartoon compared to all the other shit on TV right now.
It's like what, rated #5 on imdb and it's only on its second season.
>>76378161
It's Jerryboree, stop calling it Jerrypalooza you fucking retard. That isn't even a pun like Jerryboree is.
>>76378124
Come to think of it, was there even cake?
Or wasthis a way too old, way too predictable videogame reference?
>>76378131
Man I can't wait for a cameo by Markiplier next season
>>76378119
Dunno. Didn't check it.
It's pretty safe to trust BTN though
>>76377678
Are you fucking 12 years old?
I never knew NIN covered Johnny Cash.
>>76378181
It's whatever you want it to be.
DEEPEST LOREFAGS WIN AGAIN
>>76377855
or he's gonna be the one to help them break Rick out but then backstab them.
>>76378131
He wont. Justin and Arin are bros apparently.
Arin even mention that Justin is showing up for an episode of Game Grumps
11/10 holy shit
>>76378011
Again, WHY?
>>76377653
It's too long you retard
>>76378133
No way Ahmed we love this show.
>>76378087
Worked, thanks.
That was neat.
>>76378131
I don't get it. What's so terrible about Arin Hansen?
>>76378208
It was a seedcake with a nice cricket sauce reduction frosting
>>76377970
Since always but never mentioned
Since the council of ricks in an interdimensional organization and probably from dimensions where Rick is not a "terrorist"
Since the portal blew up mid wedding.
You must be really fun at parties.
>>76378252
He used to be cool and well liked
then he sold out, man, he sold outhe used to animate things based on videogames and then he started playing videogames poorly and not animating things
>>76378131
Googled Ann Hansen.
Came up w/ this insane SJW peace activist.
Same entity?
If so, YES, KILL HER, RICK
>>76378086
> .mkv is a virus
epeen simply epeen
>>76377970
justin pls go
>>76378170
I asked first, pretzel stick.
>>76378152
Depends on rather or not they actually leave.
>>76378289
Arin Hansen, not Ann Hansenthough that is a pretty good description
>>76378289
Arin Hansen is Egoraptor. That Newgrounds flash animator that does Gamegrumps now
>>76378152
They clearly stated that Earth is now part of the galactic federation. They're immigrants.
>>76377679
nigga got fucking shot and paralyzed you think he would think guns are fun?
>>76378252
Watch his Zelda Sequelitis, Game Grumps of Sonic Adventure, and Windwaker HD.
I was hoping this would work so badly.
>>76378252
he's an unfunny guy living off his past fame as a newgrounds animator by doing a shitty lets play
>>76378334
The Youtube fuckboy that married that SJW bitch?
>>76377679
>not watching total rickall
>alternatively, watching total rickall but being autistic
>post yfw season 3 is a continual story ark about the family busting out Rick
>>76377928
>Implying we won't witness the return of Tiny Rick
>"I decided I'd keep one around just in case. Figure that the only person smart enough to save me is me. TINY RICK!"
>Rest of the episode is a Smith family jailbreak led by Tiny Rick
>Rest of Season 3 is Jerry going full Federation, Rick wrangling up Squanchy and friends to avenge Birdperson, and Evil Morty pulling the strings behind everything
>>76378252
Also, Game Grumps Super Mario Sunshine.
HD download link here!
https://mega.nz/#!QY5wmD4A!LYMyZ9x1CRPCZOW6GFKMoWXIc-7-_er8stOw5aDYovg
Okay so we know that next season is going to be Morty breaking Rick out but who if anyone is going to join him? My guess is Jerry, he really needs some kind of redemption
>>76378326
SRY... nn v. rin a bitch to read when the print's small, even on a fucking 21 inch monitor.
>>76378429
BASED
>>76378252
His poor life choices.
>>76378429
BASED MADRIDSTA
>>76378036
B A S E D
The Cash cover conveys an entirely different emotion and wouldn't have worked at all. This fit perfectly.
>>76378411
>Morty finds a way to rescue Rick
>Summer says she's coming too
>So does Beth
>Jerry tries to tell them it will get them killed
>Beth gets pissed
>Everyone but Jerry goes
>Jerry remains on federalized Earth forever
At least he has a job
>>76378432
>jerry
Doubtful. He'll just stay behind and work his assigned job. Summer will go for sure though.
>>76378429
BASED
>>76378429
Thanks pal
>>76378429
Thanks for all the uploads this season.
>>76378432
If you listen to the DVD commentary, the writers make it pretty clear they love making Jerry as pathetic as possible.
If anyone's going to bust Rick out, it's going to behimselfor Morty.
>>76378251
>>76378087
When I remove the one it starts calling a Hanoi number. Thoughts???
>>76378355
>watch him complain about a Zelda game where he apparently can't figure shit out despite the game being just as fucking simple as Mega Man X, the game he literally claimed gave him a boner.
Who would be fine with Jerry getting offed and never appearing again?
>>76378429
BASED MADRID
R&m is the first airing show that I look forward to every week since Space Dandy
>>76378429
Is this just a lower quality version of >>76378036?
>>76378345
but Jerry told him they went to a wedding and were only gone a few days, they moved to the express line, couple DNA scans, chuck em out.
Jerry's not outside 15 seconds, he gets meds and a job.
>>76378252
He is the diet Darksydephil.
>>76378524
Are you me?>tfw space dandy will never get season 3
Does anyone have a cap of the photo of Rick, Bird Person, and Squanchie in the strip club?
>>76378501
Are you calling from a US phone, or do you not know how to use a keypad when reading letters.The number you should be dialing is 844as if im going to spoonfeed you
>>76378506
Not Beth, unfortunately.
>>76378524
Do you even Umaru?
>>76378506
No please, don't kill Jerry
Jerry is like the second best character on the show after Rick. I don't think we've ever had a pathetic, socially awkward dad character explored and executed this well before. It's like Tomoko where I just want to keep watching how spectacularly he'll fuck up and be pathetic next.
>>76378589
Quite possibly. But TBH it never got a S3 because it wasnt Eva deep enough for the gooks
>>76378594
>>76378594
>>76378628
;_;7
>>76378589
>>76378627
b-but the finale said...
>>76378506
Nope. Jerry is legit my favorite.
>>76378628
>>76378630
>Two out of these three people are dead
>The third is in prison and probably either gonna face a life sentence or execution
>Justin had Arin play a robot because he knows Arin cant act
>>76378628
>>76378630
Stippermind
>>76378607
I was talking about US airing shows. I'll admit, I looked forward to my NNbiyori weekly therapy
>>76378628
>>76378630
Noice
>>76377706
Really?
REALLY?
Just me? Really?
>>76378676
>the main character of the show is going to face a life sentence or execution
Uh huh
>>76378630
>>76378628
>Both your friends are dead and you're in jail.
>>76378697
>>76377706
i did too
>>76378627
gooks and their shit taste
>>76378556
Exactly. The aliens have already planted a new economic system on Earth. If they were just tourists/law enforcement that wouldn't be the case.
>>76378676
To be fair, Squanchy's fate is unknown. In fact, his last moments were stepping on and pinning Tammy before we cut to Rick and the family escaping via van.
I'm willing to bet Squanchy rendezvous with Morty on Earth and they plan to break him out.
>>76378721
Great
I want to fuck squanchy now
>>76378703
Wait, did Squanchie die?
How hot were Summer's tits in that dress?
>>76378663
If we get a movie or even an OVA i will be complete
>>76378697
pic?
>>76378603
My cell phone was making a mistake when dialing, it worked with my home phone. Did it actually record a message or did it just disconnect after the beep?
>>76378760
He's presumed dead, but really its up in the air.
Let's raid the R&M suggestion voicemail
>>76378721
>that pill in his tooth
That must be a bitch to not accidentally trigger
>be squanching a babe
>accidentally squanch the growth serum
>babe is squanched all over the room now
>>76378790
>My cell phone was making a mistake when dialing
You mean you were making a mistake
>>76378605
Beth doesn't like Jerry, she tolerates him.
>>76378815
I don't know, I just dialed it into my squanching phone.
>>76378824
Beth has consistently maintained that she loves Jerry
>>76378760
You know...it was really vague.
>>76378616
Agreed. The pathetic animated sitcom dad is done to death but it's done right with Jerry. And since Rick is the main masculine figure on the show Jerry has a place without wearing it all down.
>>76378863
>>76378824
Please just let them divorce. Fuck the marriage plot
>>76378628
God, just imagine Birdperson in a strip club.
> "The gratuitous anatomy of that pole dancer is pleasing to Birdperson."
> "I confess that I am... stimulated by this experience."
>>76378857
Whoa anon no one needs to know what you do with that phone at night.
>>76378906
> "I would love to squanch that one over there"
>>76378857
>my squanching phone
Jesus Christ man keep that shit to yourself
>>76378429
It's a virus guys, don't download it
:^)
>>76378429
thanks b0ss
>>76378779
Was there a season 2 collector's edition? I don't recognize that box art in the middle
>Jerry's going to be extremely successful in the new bureaucratic bullshit system
>The rest of the family break Rick out of prison
>Instead of just fleeing to another life, Rick is going to rip Jerry's success away from him just to spite him
A year and a half away or longer before this shit comes to fruition.
>>76378524
Same
Also, I miss Space Dandy
>>76378779
I got that dandy figure too
Oh and Arin was the cyborg photographer btw.
>>76379008
I agree. If there's one theme in this show, its that Jerry is only ever happy temporarily, and usually in worlds that are not his actual world.
>>76378998
It was the funimation edition, it came with 10 art cards and a mini artbook
>>76378208
or better yet a way of implying this is a funeral, considering so many of the guests were killed
>>76379033
It's a solid figure and a nice addition
>>76377706
>>76378697
I was too busy with, you know, the fucking shit that went down. Bird Person is fucking dead, Rick is in space prison, and the fate of the Squanchie is unknown. Go fuck yourself you fucking waifufag.
>>76378528
yes
>>76379064
Is it worth paying 20 bucks more?
I just might and give my standard copy away.I actually ended up getting 3 versions of season 1, with/without the hardcover and the Aloha oe edition
>>76379062
Jerry is the audience. Constantly seeking any escape from the mundanity of his own existence, no matter how insubstantial that escape is.
We are Jerry. Jerry is us.
>>76379110
It's not waifuism you goddamn nigger.
>>76379196
If you're a big fan, then yes even though the bonuses are really small. The artbook has some cool interviews with the staff. How is the Aloha Oe S1? I regret not getting it when it was a reasonable price
>>76379199
I dunno I'm happy with my life. Would Jerry be happy without Rick?
>>76378089
Leave it to /pol/ to use literally anything they can get their hands on to to push their agendas.
>>76379199
>Jerry is us
No. I'm not a Jerry. That guy's the Redgrin Grumble of knowing what's going on.
>>76378779
>don't recognize songs on the album
>look into it
>5 unique songs
>only released on vinyl
whelp, there goes $18
>Summer invited Tammy to the party all those months ago
SUMMER IS LITERALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR KILLING BIRDPERSON
SUMMER CONFIRMED WORST CHARACTER
>>76379256
R&M is a pretty conservative anti liberal show though
>>76379263
Nice anon, you managed to find it for $18?
Theres no proof Tammy wasn't replaced by an Intergalagtic Narc sometime after the party but before the wedding. It'd make more sense since she didn't bust Rick then anyway.
>>76379352
Could have been they wanted to wait until more suspects were in the same area.
If you want to catch a bunch of wanted folk, you can't do it one at a time, the ones who aren't caught will just go into hiding again.
>>76379335
I did, but I'll need a proxy to order. Worth it for Dandy, baby.
https://www.reddit.com/r/SpaceDandy/comments/2efhtu/its_a_dandy_vinyl_record_baby/
>>76379024
gotta watch the first season. The first two episodes felt kinda lame but a friend told me it was good so I'll give it another try.
>>76379263
What do you mean by unique? Space Express, Word Pack, etc. were on the second OST.
>>76379305
get outta here
>>76378779
>Not getting the Cassette Edition of the OST
So Close...
>>76379462
>conservatives are Nazis
No.
>>76379420
That, and there were too many innocent civilians in the area. It wouldn't look good for the federation if they slaughtered a bunch of young earthlings just to capture Rick.
>No Rick and Morty for a year and a half
aw man, how sad, lets check the thread on /co/
>Space Dandy is gone forever
crying
Why do you gotta stack sadness, /co/?
>>76379442
I dont know what the total will be but if you're quick there's one left on cdjapan you don't need a proxy and it comes to $45 with EMS shipping
>>76378905
The way these goes if ever relay in two hints. Beth doesn't know that Rick gave himself in, and the consequences if she ever find out, for the family.
>>76378524
>>76378589
TFW Space Dandy and Rick and Morty will never get a legit crossover special.
>>76379451
Due to it being episodic and having different directors each episode it's hit or miss, but there's plenty of great shit going on
>>76377970
>Since when is Tammy Summer's best friend?
They weren't, Summer is just a huge suckup, and Tammy was a secret agent trying to get close to Rick and his allies. Do you even fucking pay attention?
>>76379498
Do you have it anon? I would suck a dick for that damn cassette
>>76379517
Pretty sure they slaughtered some innocents at the wedding.
>>76379554
>Mfw, they are both space shows that deal with multiversity
>>76379554
>>76379622
I never finished S2 of Space Dandy, was it good?
>>76379637
Great, I thought it was better than the first
>>76379292
>Tammy knows Rick is Summer's grandpa
>Works her way into Summer's circle of friends
>Makes it seem like it was Summer's choice
>>76379637
Yeah man. It was great. Watching it with Toonami General live made it even better.
>>76379622
>Rick dated a Hive Mind
>Dandy dated a 4th Dimensional Cube Girl
More similarities then I expected
>Arin talks about using a robot voice in Sonic Adventure
>appears as a robot in Rick and Morty
we should have stopped this
>>76379523
Before shipping, it's ┬е4536 at CDJapan and ┬е2160 at Victor Entertainment. CDJapan will probably come out to cost more, although with faster delivery. Decisions, decisions.
>>76378104
Also they can't just go to another reality unless the family is dead or they decide to kill them.
>>76377816
>pilot
>canon
>>76379773
Proxies can rack up fees
>>76377816
Why do you think he didn't want to go through customs?
He kept trying to get in and out at customs, he was being jumpy and shit when Morty was stopped for searching.
>>76377816
justin take your antidepressants
>>76379622
Same guy
>>76379727
Also, both have Galaltic empires/governments whose foot soldiers resemble green bipedal flies/insects.
>>76377525
PromisingStartButTheEpisodeIsNotEvenHalfWayDoneYetBecauseOfThisTeasingCliffhanger/10
I quite liked it actually but I feel like I can't judge it properly until next year.
>>76367795
>I have a feeling this isn't going to end well.
YOU FUCKED UP OP
YOU FUCKED UP
Is anyone getting Adventure Time vibes here?
>Show about random adventures in a nonsense world between two guys
>Plot is hinted throughout series, but is never in the limelight
>Season 2 finally drops a huge change of status quo and sets up a potential arch for the next season.
AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENED NEXT.
I'm scared, I doubt Roland can pull this off.
>>76380060
AT after season 2 wasn't that bad
>>76380060
Our Rick Stays in jail
Another Rick from the council cashes in his "replace a morty" and moves in with the family.
>>76380060
>postponed the second part
Roiland himself isn't sure he can pull it off.
Made this for you mothersquanchers. Hope you guys like it!
>using the shitty original version of Hurt
>>76380206
bootiful
>>76380239
Thanks!
>>76380306
:3c
>>76380060
nah I think they can do it. the Rick and Morty writers have the self-awareness to check their own progress and make a plan. they understand that the viewers have seen a lot of tv and expect certain things. the AT writers have no motivation to improve because people praise them incessantly for even *trying* to do a plot in a kid's show -- the spectacularly bad execution doesn't even matter.
>>76380218
Get off Johnny Cash's dick.
Now we wait...
Hoping for a reset. Not because Rick's in prison, but because Jerry has a job.
>>76377386
OH SHIT
great ep