Sir, various /co/ characters are here to tryout for the part of you.
Excellent.
I am Groot
EXCELLENT!
X-Cellent
Fuck, I forgot the lines
Excebl- Exebele- Exeb- Exebl- eh, re- Really great.
Daaaaaaaah the toothpicks have come a'knockin and we're all feeling fine.
Exactly.
I'M THE BEST AT WHAT I DO
AND WHAT I DO IS EXCELLENT, BUB
EGGS-CELLENT!
EXCELLENTE!
Exssssssssselent!
Excelleeeeent oh Yessssssssss indeed!
Excellent service I tell you whut.
TURBO-TASTIC, I mean, Excellent, Hoo hoo!
>>67305556
Es muy bueno
MEEP MEEP
SHREKcellent
sorry, thought this was the line to mcdonalds
BRILLIANT! wait, let me try again
Do the thing!
![S5e46_Rattleballs[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/dlNpptC.jpg "S5e46_Rattleballs[1].png")
Eggcellent.
![south-park-timmy-290x400[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0qTQ8IG.jpg "south-park-timmy-290x400[1].jpg")
Timmy!
HABBA DABBA! HABBA DABBA! HABBA DABBA!
Exactly. Heh heh... D'OH!
![Carpet_KHII[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ODCT0ef.png "Carpet_KHII[1].png")
>>67305349
Underrated post.
Like, good job, or something. I don't know. Should I be firing someone right now? I feel like I someone should be fired.
EXCELLENT. EXCELLENT I TELL YOU.
NOW WHERE ARE MY PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN!?
Bawk Bawk Baw-KAAAAAAW
>>67307941
Mr Burns, you can't audition to play the part of yourself.
>>67307941
My God, the resemblance is uncanny! Smithers! Get me that young man's name!
>>67307941
>>67307995
>>67308038
I love you, /co/.
>>67308038
Mr. Burns, that's not a man. That's a giant chicken, sir.
>>67308088
Preposterous! He stepped up on that stage and performed, did he not? That man is no chicken. He's our Montgomery Burns!
>>67308157
No, sir, you misunderstand me. That is literally a giant chicken. Gallus gallus domesticus.
>>67308218
Oh, you're just upset I wouldn't let you audition. Now quit your prattling, Smithers! Fetch me that man's name, I don't see him on the audition list.
>>67308218
By God, Smithers! You know I don't speak French!
>>67308218
You mean he's from the Domexican Republic? I thought that bee fellow was-
Wait, If you're trying to say my movie will be a "Turkey" then to hell with you!
>>67308088
smithers is acting like he doesn't like cock
Bawkaw?
>>67308276
>>67308277
>>67308279
When it arrived it just walked in, pecked at the floor until it found some corn someone dropped on the floor, meandered on stage and then then pooped all over it! Why am I the only one who noticed all this?!
>>67308277
>>67308279
2slow
>>67308349
Pshaw, You'd say the same thing if Milton Berle or Gabby Hayes were here. Where are they, Smithers? I wanted to cast them as my parents.
>>67308349
I'm sorry about Smithers here, I suppose his prescription must be a tad out of date. Young man, what is your name?
>>67308424
Lex Luther, sir!
>>67308424
Beef Wellington
>>67308344
Who kidnapped our promising leading man candidate and replaced him with a large rooster?
>>67308424
The fork on the right
>>67308424
Hugh Ass.
>>67308424
Bawk-aww?
>>67308537
Buck Mckaw! Now that's the name of a man who's going places! Smithers send the rest of these useless actors home, I've found my Burns!
>>67308499
Oh, so I'm an ass am I? How dare you? HANG YOUR HEAD IN SHAME
SKREOOOONK!
>>67308608
go home boco
>>67308603
... buccaw?
someone archive this shit, it's been a while since we've had a thread like this
oh right, you don't have to anymore. it's automatic. wow it HAS been a while.
>>67309592Are screencaps automatic nowadays?
>>67309622
i don't think so but since threads are archived it'd be easy to make one later if you missed it while it was still up.
and full images are archived now
>>67309654
Link to the archieve
>>67309683
Archive the link
