So these popped up on Facebook. Have a look, have a giggle
>>65553347
>>65553359
>>65553376
>>65553359
Was she raped?
>>65553401
>>65553425
>>65553445
>>65553401
I woke up my roommate from laughing at this.
>>65553466
>>65553401
The only good one.
So what are we supposed to learn from these pictures? That the world has problems that CHILDRENS MOVIES based on FAIRYTALES aimed to ENTERTAIN don't tell us about?
>>65553488
>>65553535
>>65553401
>>65553466
Aw fuck!
>>65553565
this one kinda hurts
>>65553524
It's people thinking that they're so deep and complex by putting fairytale characters in real life situations and showing the world that life is so harsh.
It's pretentious bullshit
>>65553535
I don't get this one.
>>65553565
This isn't too far off the original movie.
If I was so miserable that I couldn't watch a Disney movie without seeing this shit I'd probably just put a bullet in my head.
>>65553581
this one just looks like Pooh has a think so strong it leveled a forest
They popped up on tumblr like 6 years ago, how fucking slow are you, OP?
>>65553524
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>>65553595
They're just mildly funny shops you assburgers.
>THIS THREAD
This is so tryhard.
>>65553634
>>65553679
>>65553690
>>65553679
I see nothing wrong here.
>>65553634
>Oh bother! All I wanted to do was play slow pitch softball! It didn't have to end this way!!
>>65553679
>hitler's love life revealed
POL WAS RIGHT AGAIN.
Also, none of these are particularly funny or clever.
Well none, except this one, this one's funny >>65553401
>>65553581
How? They aren't poor, And lilo will be taken into child services. Beside, They got a fucking ship outside their house. How many dollars would that cost?
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>>65553593
She's about to get a facelift.
>>65553722
>Tigger, Owl, and Christopher Robin indirectly destroyed the entire forest.
>>65553746
>fursecution
>>65553707
Weird how this one hurts the most.
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>>65553753
What does it have to do with Beauty and the Beast?
>>65553770
the miles this will go
>>65553785
>>65553796
Beauty
>Funnyjunk tier memes
I think our daily dose of cancer today is done already.
>>65553812
Wow.
>>65553785
I haven't watched Sleeping Beauty so what's the context?
>>65553801
Stop right now OP.
>>65553801
Oh god, She was sucking on the mad hatter balls!
>>65553785
this one REEKS of Tumblr
I can SMELL IT through my SCREEN
>>65553796
NO
ONE
DOES BOOBJOBS
LIKE GASTON
DOES PLASTI SURGERY LIKE GASTON
NO ONES FIXES WITCHES NOSES
QUTE LIKE GASTON
> I'M SPECIALLY GOOD AT BOTOX PLACING
MY WHAT A DOC THAT GASTON
>>65553376
they even got cadpig
>>65553812
But I thought she didn't care about such things?
>>65553778
Never seen Greystoke, eh?
>>65553488
Let itfloe
>>65553401
someone needs to shoop Clayton or Gaston into this one immediately
>>65553854
>tumblr
>OP specifically says they're from facebook
>>65553891
That's how shallow these pictures are.
I hate the trend of "here's happy childhood things in dark and edgy situations." Fuck off, just let some things be happy.
>>65553891
Well obviously.
It's more of a thing done by someone who wants attention rather than by someone who actually watched the movie.
Think of titles for these.
>>65553581
>Lilo and poverty
>>65553848
>I haven't watched Sleeping Beauty so what's the context?
I'm guessing the idea is he's going to get her drunk so she falls asleep and he rapes her, seeing how joyful all those are.
>>65553690
UNDERDISEASED
UNDERDISEASED
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU CHILLIN
THE OIL NOT BE KILLIN
COME ON NIGGA PLEASE
The highest of arts as one would expect from facebook.
>>65553913
It would be funny that THIS dick was the guy, THAT shot bambi mom!
>>65553801
>Alice in Detroit
>>65553945
Misery loves company.
>>65553746
This one makes no sense. What does his storyline have to do with being a zoo animal
>>65553488
I don't think Elsa is that big a girl.
>>65553488
Couldn't she just make more ice?
>>65553347
>So these popped up on Facebook. Have a look, have a giggle
They came from Jeff Hong's tumblr.
http://disneyunhappilyeverafter.tumblr.com/ask
Let him know how clever he is.
>>65553913
Clayton coming right up!
>>65553425
YES
>>65553425
Why is he frowning, the place looks like it's turning a profit
>>65553565
That's not at all how elephant training works. Do these people just make this shit up?
>>65553466
Fuck you, Jeff
>>65554236
Dammit it works too well
>>65554097
He a lion.
>>65553690
Doesn't Oil float to the surface?
Shouldn't she stay... under the sea?
>>65554338
I SMELL A SITCOM!
>>65554236
>>65554338
LOOK MA I CAN USE PHOTOSHOOP TOO
>>65554374
that Gaston belongs in >>65553425
>>65554374
>>65554338
I'm laughing harder than I should.
>>65553859
do you even music?
NO ONE CUTS LIKE GASTON
TIGHTENS BUTTS LIKE GASTON
no-one beautifies ugly old mutts like Gaston
>>65554338
Is it just me or is this picture suddenly really homo
> "animator"
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1820151/
Yeah, look at that portfolio
>>65554338
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>>65554370
I would watch this show. I want more shoops of beloved animal characters stuffed and mounted next to these guys now.
>>65554294
i'd love to see some tard try to train an elephant by whipping it
elephant just be all "bitch did you just hit me with your tail?"
elephant goads have big fucking spikes
>>65554431
No one solves your awful midlife RUTS like Gaston!
I use Botox in all of my OOOOOOPERATING!
>>65553679
Again. This isn't too far off from the actual movie. Or at least, the movie if it hadn't been focus grouped to death for fear of being offensive.
Is this supposed to be funny or trying to be "muh realism"
>>65554128
There's only so much you can do against global warming.
>>65554020
>alice in niggerland
>>65554515
She froze an entire nation. Literally an entire nation.
Someone needs to do one of these with Gaston as a douchey frat bro wearing a hat that says #SWAG and taking a selfie.
>>65553359
>>65553744
They would realistically be poor, because Hawaii is fucking expensive to live in nowadays.
>>65553770
Fun fact: King Richard dies just months after returning to England, leaving John to become the rightful King anyway. Oh, and all those high taxes? Yeah, those were because Richard kept getting his ass captured by turks and ransomed off. Seriously, Richard the Lion heart was the worst person ever.
>>65554498
Neither.
>>65554584
These Gaston edits are better than all the others.
>>65554584
>>65553347
She's looking pretty good for hundreds of years old.
>>65554284
>>65554284
It empty
>>65553785
>implying if this happened in a bar or club 20 dudes wouldn't pop in out of nowhere and beat his ass, regardless if she was Jabba the Hutt or Jennifer Lawrence
>>65553565
but.. that basically happened in the movie
>>65554584
>>65554584
allright,time to shop gaston into all images
>>65553488
You have ice-making powers, you idiot! HUGELY POWERFUL ONES! You're the only individual person on earth that can FIX this!
>>65554736
Gaston needs to be holding a fistful of dollars.
>>65554374
I want a sitcom where Clayton and Gaston share a house.
Gaston is an egotistical asshole, Clayton's a charming English sociopath. Both of them compare kills, argue over the best spot to place their trophies, out-douche each other, French and English rivalries, etc.
Then they overcome their petty differences to laugh at the vegetarians and animal rights activists.
By god, it writes itself!
Directed by Larry David.
>>65553744
Hawaii has really big problems with poverty among the native population.
>>65553425
"White-skins you spendum more wampum"
>>65554515
There's only so much YOU can do
Bitch be magic
>>65554786
>Directed by Larry David.
kill yourself
>>65554830
Fuck you, I want a Seinfeld Gaston series.
>>65553425
Mulan should be there too, Chinese and Filipino hate money and spend all their spare time in the casino
>>65554715
>beat his ass
For what? Touching a woman's hand?
>Ameribetas
>>65554785
that would work better with Alice
>>65554867
Larry David doesn't have it anymore. He's just a whiny jew without Seinfeld.
>>65553445
Does Gaston eat chicken at any point in the movie?
>>65553707
Is that Weird Al Yankovic?
>>65554786
Take out Larry David and make it more about their rivalry and less about other people and you got yourself a deal.
>>65553425
oh god I laughed hard
>>65554359
>Shouldn't she stay... under the sea?
Didnt you see the movie?
Shes a fucking idiot and cant stay where she should.
Shes lucky they changed to ending so she doesnt turn into foam.
>>65553679
>Colored waiting room
>The picture is in black and white
It's like poetry.
>>65554786
Or better yet, a globe-spanning show in the neocolonialist era where Gaston and Clayton keep trying to one-up each other in trophies bagged, animals killed, and women fucked.
A manly show.
>>65554736
>>65554989
He shoots a goose right out of the sky.
>>65554892
He's pulling her back as she's trying to get away. I know this is bait but there's the off chance that you might actually be this retarded.
>>65555151
Winning picture.
>>65555149
They secretly have a homosexual relationship but still consider themselves straight.
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>>65554374
this would be the best show ever
manly Disney men being douchebags
>>65555151
Nobody can resist Gaston's chest.
>>65553359
Hey, don't leave the comments out!
>>65555151
>marking his territory in the front seat and asserting his dominance
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>>65554374
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>>65555238
sigo yo!!!jajajaja
>>65555287
10/10.
Think you can do something with the casino or the ice caps?
>>65555287
you know, I honestly thought Gaston was holding an ice cream cone filled with chicken popcorn
And I thought that was just a new thing at kfc
>>65554455
I was thinking that too. Just the way Clayton's looking back at Gaston is as if he's saying "Oh, honey" as he drinks coffee and reads the newspaper.
>>65555339
I would totally eat that.
>>65555238
>Rape isn't funny
Well, Rape is only funny, If you don't shit about the person. Example, Prison rape, Don't drop the soap!
>>65553488
Wow she's all alone there
You might even say she's...
>>65555338
>ice caps
>Gaston and Clayton speeding off on a boat
>Laughing merrily all the way
>>65555368
No one really thinks that's funny anymore. Most people think it's sexy and/or scary.
>>65555339
>an ice cream cone filled with chicken popcorn stuck to the cone with melted cheese
Not as bad as the Double Down at least.
>>65555386
>Most people think it's sexy
Probably a typo but huehuehue.
>>65555390
>Double Down
I live near KFC but not America. Those outside the US?
>>65555386
Imagine Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd
All y'all forgetting about based McLeach. He should be there with Gaston and Clayton.
>>65555432
>typo
It's like you don't even watch OITNB.
>>65555287
>The sheer ecstacy on Gaston's face
>Clayton casually strolling out
Best of the thread
>>65553785
>>65555168
Are you being serious right now? Do you live just to rescue damsels who aren't actually in distress? And just randomly kill a guy in the process?
You wouldn't do shit if that happened, that kind of stuff happens all the time between couples. It's not like he's hitting her, it just looks like a couple arguing at worst.
>>65555338
I'll give it a shot if I can think of something funny, but I think I'll leave the rest to you guys.
>>65555445
He's fucking small time.
>>65555386
I don't think so, Tim.
>>65555466
you forgot the filename
>>65555477
Although you've gotta admit Gaston would probably deck a dude who appears to be in the process of pursuing a lady who is unhappy with the attention.
This leaves more ladies for Gaston. Laws of the Serengeti.
>>65555287
12/10
Best thing to happen to /co/ tonight
>>65555458
I anyone watching it at all? Female comedy sucks
>>65555444
Fuck, I laughed at that ending.
>>65555613
>Female comedy sucks
Why I disagree
Mrs. Brown's Boys is most entertaining in no small part due to the leadeven i it is a man in a dress
>>65555287
>>65555477
Do the rest of them. FINISH IT!
>>65555613
>Female comedy
>implying it's a comedy
>implying it sucks
>implying it's not one of the best shows out there but it's not recognized because it doesn't have a middle-class male protagonist like Breaking Boring
You're part of the problem, anon.
>>65555444
Abdb-bdb-a squeal like a p-p-pig
>>65555709
Oh hello tumblr.
Got bored of being told in the Bee thread and now you've come here?
>inb4 tumblr doesn't mean anything
>>65555709
Im not gonna fall for that. But the show has pretty cool theme, thoug
>>65555287
oh what the hell lets throw another one in there
>>65555669
>Mrs. Brown's Boys is most entertaining
Stop lying on the internet.
>>65555766
yeah, it would suck to fall for a valid point.
>>65555779
Maybe he is fixing his face because his chin look like his balls.
>>65555709
I found both shows underwhelming. Actually they're comparable: they're "what if I was actually a badass gangster instead of a middle-class boring person" fantasies for white americans.
>>65555801
>valid point
>>65553634
Better one would have been Pooh stung to death by killer bees.
>>65555818
there are no sharpie lines on his face
he's admiring how perfect he is
>>65553535
>>65555779
>Gaston is Post-Op Belle
>>65555818
Motherfucker, this is manly chin. You wish you had one like this
>>65554626
Dont forget First Night Priviledge.
>>65555862
i....
i cannot unthink it....
>>65553741
>>65553710
Go back to /pol/ and stay
>>65553634
how about a woodcutter edit?
>>65555862
brilliant
>>65554338
Porno of the year. They will say that the actors are very animated. It's like their bodies are photoshopped to perfection.
>>65555903
>that feel when im the really /pol/ack and nether of those people are me
>>65553707
What is happening here? Is this a joke that UK is full of monkey people?
>>65555900
>>65556035
>Belle has surgery
>Becomes Gaston
>Goes around killing animals, raping bitches, and eating buckets of meat because that's what she thinks all men do
>>65556039
I wonder if it would work better if Gaston was on all the newspapers or replacing a commuter reading the paper.
>>65553707
>my feet hurt
>this train is too loud
>I wish I was back in the jungle shagging Rosie O'Donnel monkey
>>65556117
shop now pls
i don't even get the original, and everytime i see that picture all i hear is "son of man" by phil collins
>>65553707
what's supposed to be the problem here?
>>65553347
How did the person who made these not make one of Aladdin somewhere in the modern day middle east or Gitmo.
Jasmine in a brothel.
Hercules in the flaming shitball of a country that is modern day Greece.
Sleeping beauty in like a coma ward hooked up to machines.
Peter Pan on an online Sex Offender Registry.
Rapunzel in a terrible escalator accident.
The Wreck it Ralph arcade abandoned and completely vandalized.
>>65556076
The joke is that you used to be wild and carefree until you were tamed by a modern consumerist lifestyle. Hence Tarzan in a suit going to work. Or it could be the subtle anxiety that you're simply pretending to be civilized and you may break down and revert to your nature any moment. Or you feel you've just another ape in the urban jungle, and survival of the fittest still applies. Or you feel as if you've lost contact with nature and are slowly atrophying spiritually in steel and concrete corridors.
You know what, there's a lot going on in that image. So take your pick.
>>65555888
Shit, the fucking Sumerians thought that practice was immoral.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Droit_du_seigneur
"In the Epic of Gilgamesh (circa 2250-2000 BC), hero Enkidu is appalled by King Gilgamesh's use of droit du seigneur at wedding ceremonies."
>>65556171
Tarzan is on English descent. England is now full of black and brown people. He is sad.
>>65553634
>>65556171
He's on a train full of pakis
>>65556211
That's it.
The thread is over.
Everyone go home.
We're done here.
>>65553424
either that or she's homeless
>>65556185
>How did the person who made these not make one of Aladdin somewhere in the modern day middle east or Gitmo.
>Jasmine in a brothel.
>Hercules in the flaming shitball of a country that is modern day Greece.
das rayciss
>>65556211
And here we go. best one here, everyone can stop.
>>65555238
Damnit Nigel, if only you didn't out that XD
>>65553690
ok legit this one's a bit fucked up
>>65555203
That would be hot if it was two women.
this guy needs to be used in one
>>65556211
Don't stop.
>>65553854
so like, if something just has anything to do with women in it, it's tumblr?
Why don't you put the whole internet in a bottle? You'll never have to deal with women again. Just a big hug box without tumblr.
>>65556242
>greece
>not a shithole
Or has it been getting better?
>>65556211
Somebody post this shit to /v/
>>65556211
Having played the game, I feel like I should like it but it's not doing it for me.
>>65556211
I like Gaston as much as the next guy but no one beats C. Robin
>>65555238
>rape isn't funny!
>but this amusing juxtaposition of rape and disney sure is!
>>65556293
He needs to be used in this one
>>65553746
Standing next to Simba like he's giving a lecture.
While Gaston sits outside, his reflecting hitting the glass. Laughing.
While Simba looks on him in horror.
needs more Hades
>>65556327
Because you know deep down that no one can defeat the demon Christopher Robin
>>65555238
>did she got rape?
>>65555151
Best of thread.
>>65555444
>>65553347
>Facebook reblog without an ounce of irony
we 9 fucking gag now
>>65556387
Nah. I think it's how Chirstopher Robin looks in that shoop. He should be like dead or at least burning.
>>65554338
>>65554370
what would it be called?
"Frenchman, Englishman"?
>>65553848
>I haven't watched Sleeping Beauty so what's the context?
Sleeping Beauty is about rape.
In the original story the prince find her sleeping in the woods and fucks her, and then 9 months later she wakes up due to giving birth.
>>65556499
and the moral of the story is "always wear a condom or else the fun's over after 9 months"
>>65556499
So he saved her?
Wouldn't that be sort of like CPR where you can assume the person would consent to CPR if they are unable to indicate one way or the other?
>>65556499
And then his ogre mom tried to eat her.
>>65556546
what if she had signed a DNRR
>>65556624
It was the dark ages, she probably didn't even know how to read or what her own name looked like.
Jesus asschurning christ I havent laughed this hard in a thread in a long fucking time.
Some Anon please collage this for future threads.
>>65553770
>someone, somewhere is fapping to this
>>65556706
No shit, People fap to everything.
Like /m/ for example faps to toasters and there are people that actually "have sex" with their cars, oh Mechanophiles.
Everything you seen, read about or heard about has been the subject of being fapped over.
EVERYTHING, even cavities and toothdecay.
>>65556546
I'm eagerly wating for the first person to be convicted of rape because he gave CPR to a feminazi cuntnugget.
>>65554294
breaking is really, really real.
>>65555445
McLeach has no class at all. Gaston and Clayton would make fun of him mercilessly behind his back while he desperately begs to be included. They'd probably bag Marahute just to rub it in his face.
>>65554338
>>65554374
>>65554584
>>65554736
>>65555151
>>65555287
>>65555477
>>65555779
>>65556211
This is the best thing I saw today.
my sides!
>>65556920
>porn track
>crappy amateur camera
>women is lying, wearing sexy lingerie and gently stroking herself
>man walks in, wearing boxer briefs and tight pants
>he leans in to start stage-making out with her
>camera zooms in to their mouths interacting with each other
>loud, fake moans
>suddenly, a quiet voice is heard
>that gets louder and louder as the camera continues to zoom in on the woman's mouth
>it's almost audible as the lips cover the screen
>then as it focuses on the woman's yellowing teeth, the sound is clearer as the camera zooms in further.
>w..mke....ho....TH!
>we....make....in TEETH
>the camera zooms into a microscopic view of a black spot on a tooth
>it's the cavity creeps, fucking each other as they drill at the tooth
>WE MAKE HOLES IN TEETH
>WE MAKE HOLES IN TEETH
>WE MAKE HOLES IN TEETH
>huge ass shot of the male cavity creep as he fucks the female in the ass
>female is moaning fake moans, punctuated with "WE MAKE HOLES IN TEETH
we need more edits, right stat now.
I'm glad I clicked on this thread.
>>65557093
I'd ask for more Marky Mark but I got what I want.
>>65555690
DELIVER US FROM EEEEEVIIIIIIL!
Loving the continued adventures of Clayton and Gaston.
>>65554736
I would like to see him holding an ice cone, beng all: life is good.
>>65556080
and goes back in time to try and fuck herself, but that alters reality and makes the events in beauty and the beast happen
>>65557673
the deepest lore
>>65553679
Honestly, I wish there was a scene like this in PatF. If you're going to make a movie about a hard working independent black girl in 1920s New Orleans, have some balls and actually address the racism thing please.
Ignoring this stuff is talking down to your audience.
Not happy with the resolution, but you'd be surprised at how hard it is to get a good exploitable photo of a special ed class room. Did i do good?
>>65557878
needs gaston as the teacher.
>>65553744
>The government stepped in and funded the rebuilding of their home.
>yfw Nani is a Welfare queen and her attempts to get a job at just part of the "Ticket to work" program.
>>65557878
lel
>>65553581
I could see them ending up in a Waianae shanty town
>>65555444
>he hits her in the face with a pie
every fucking time
Can someone link me to the facebook, I need to post some of these
>>65556993
Seriously, Clayton hunts for a profit, Gaston is a trophy hunter, what the fuck does mcLeach do? He just fucking has them in cages in his hovel, whats the point? Does he fuck them?
>>65553401
>fawn Bambi
>not grown up Bambi
someone's going to jail.
>this thread
Well, my spirit has been crushed.
This thread got really fucking awesome really fast.
>No Commander Rourke
