Gravity Falls season 2 has started!
Next episode: August 11th
Scaryoke download:
https://mega.co.nz/#!RhFWASJY!R-2hti72NzHjBnffVuTHbDSgKOgURgv_umDFX3jwsMM
Into the Bunker download:
https://mega.co.nz/#!40shzL6I!eQAQA_3g8gAq1u1ugTxXf2BJookTrTOj6j1fp6nm_Qk
Promo for Golf Wars:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=es09j4unvDw
>>64371661
is... is it safe to post now?
>>64371711
it's always safe to post, my friend
>>64371711
Wendy's giant bush.
They need to make Dipper pocket watches. I would so buy one.
I want to poke Dippers cute little nose.
>>64371711
Fuck off
>>64371757
Shouldn't it be "pwease"?
>>64371793
>tfw there is no Tamabel art
>>64371846There is a Tamabel fanfic though.
>>64371864
Do tell
>>64371881
http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600094354
So if there theoretically weren't a leak of Golf War, when should I look for it to debut on Disney or DisneyXD? Monday?
>>64371928
The latter, and on Monday.
All new episodes will air first on that channel, followed by a rerun on the other channel.
>>64371900
>adult
Isn't there a cute fanfic that's about the Pines twins and Tambry?
Size of Wendy's pubic bush: tiny little tuft or full on Muff Forest?
>>64372055
All my money that she shaves completely.
>>64372055
Tiny little tuft.
>>64371661
>>64369934
>>64369947
do I even want to know what those two thing are
>>64372048
Since the other pic for nuked, here's a replacement.
>>64371836
Gara can't into English too good. He usually types in broken Spanglish.
>>64372091
Dumb SCP shit.
>>64371997
There might be. Too be honest, I haven't looked too hard for regular sfw works. I'd go read over fanfiction.net, but there are a lot of fics over there and 95% of them are probably lame.
>>64372114
>>64372048
*Right here.
Dipper is a cute boy character
>>64372146
Nice observation there.
>>64372146
He is
Does the fact his symbol is still on the Wheel mean Robbie is still significant? I think his arc has kinda ended now and it would get a little tiresome of him continually trying to woo back Wendy
>>64372146
I wonder how he smells?
>>64372173
Most likely. I have no doubt he's coming back. There's still room for him though, since he did get his hands on a magical cd and that needs some answering. Plus, being part of the wheel might imply there's more to each character. They could represent something, are linked to some special thing, etc.
Would you smooch an appropriately aged Mabel when she was in sweater townespecially if she wasn't wearing anything else underneath?
>>64372340
WOULD I!?
>>64372242
There is something I thought about. There current assumption is that each symbol on the wheel corresponds to a person, right? This is backed up by how Bill called Dipper "Pine Tree" and Mabel "Shooting Star."
But didn't he refer to Gideon by his actual name, even though it is a seemingly obvious connection between him and the symbol of the tent of telepathy? What if someone else corresponds to that symbol, like his father, mother, or that Deuce guy?
>>64372340Yes.
Kek
Would you comfort a scared Dipper?
I would.
>>64372392
>screencap from season 1
>60 minutes
Looks legit.
>>64372370
Well I'm sure he was just toying with them, since Bill knows their names. He knows lots of things after all. I'm fairly sure it is still the symbol representing Gideon
But I could still get behind the theory it represents his family too... like maybe his father and mother were in on something as well
>>64372370
It could have been a spur of the moment thing, he ends up calling them "kid" and other names too, perhaps he just decided to refer to them as their symbol names. I don't think it would benefit him to call Gideon something that infers he is special to Bill, he was still in the middle of making a deal with Gideon and didn't want to give the kid anymore of an ego. At the same time, you could be right and it would imply the wheel might represent something that characters like Gideon can't fulfill.
>>64372421
Of course it's legit. Why wouldn't it be?
>>64372408
I'd comfort him bytelling Mabel how he needs some sisterly cuddles. And also for her to do it without pants on because he'd like it or be too shocked to stay scared
>>64372408
draw more Dipper
>>64372441
She never wears pants anyways.
>>64372421
So much for subtlety
>>64372055
Peach fuzz that grows into a full blown Chia pet overnight.
>>64372408
I would take him in my arms and tell him that everything will be fine.
>>64372474
I definitely would, I just don't have my drawing tablet or scanner with me at the moment.
>>64372429
>>64372370
Speaking of which, what symbols are we missing?
I think someone associated the ice bag with Wendy since she is cool (kek) and a lot of her plot lines involve ice (Ice Bag in Inconvinencing, Dipper needing to get ice for her at the fair, the Shapeshifter she fought end up being frozen).
>>64372146
His cheeks.
>>64372519
...I'm not sure if the guy who ends up being Mabel's husband is a lucky or cursed guy
>>64372519
God dammit...
>>64372519
I see it in my head and can't stop laughing now.
>>64372519
This... this is the only reason I like Pinecest
Mabel could not fucking keep serious even when banging
https://soundcloud.com/collinbonker/gravity-falls-theme-dubstep-remix
>>64372370
well so far all the other associated symbols have there connections made by wearing the symbol gideons star is the only one that doesnt follow that trend.
So we can all agree Old Man McGucket is the journal author, right?
>>64372707
There's no strong argument for anyone else at the moment.
>>64372707
Him or a family member is my bet
The only thing that's 100% certain is he knows SOMETHING about the Journals and the author
There was someone is the bunker with the kids, one room ahead of them each time if you want my theory
does anyone have megashare links to the TV, mabel's scrapbook and fixin' it with soos shorts?
>>64372730
>There was someone is the bunker with the kids, one room ahead of them each time if you want my theory
tell
>>64372765
That empty can looked fresh, as did the opened up vauit door just left loose when everything else was tightly sealed
>>64372719
True. I'll compile everything we've got so far. Tell me if I missed anything.
-The Shapeshifter stated "That six fingered nerd hasn't been the same in 30 years", which may be a reference to if McGucket lost his mind at some point. This may also be why his son is ashamed of him, as he knows the typeof man he was before. The six fingered part may point to his bandaged hand.
-We know that McGucket, insane or not, is privy to a vast knowledge of designing and creating machinery/experiments.
-If you choose to believe it, the screenshot counts. But I wouldn't base everything on it.
So that one tumblr doublepines has a password?
Is that a thing that tumblr places can do?
>>64372707
>>64372789
I'm almost convinced that hes a red herring.
I'm more concerned about the monocle lense
I thought for sure it'd reveal invisible ink but it turned out it was black light.
What could the lens mean?
>>64372924
The way Dipper says he feels like he's not seeing everything and then holds the book so the monocle is the focus of the shot is strange. It would be cheap to have the monocle see a third layer of clues in the book. Perhaps there's some invisible stuff around Gravity Falls, hence the Cult of the Blind Eye.
![S1e6_lazy_susan[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/xvgxYgj.png "S1e6_lazy_susan[1].png")
>>64372924
Well, it would keep Susan's lazy eye open.....
Holy shit, just watched the new episode and that shapeshifter was straight up nightmare tier. Just fucking imagine those scenes happening irl where it reveals itself for the first time, or takes the half and half form. Fucking excellent.
Favorite Gravity Falls monster? Mine is the Hidebehind.
>>64373196
Mine is the fanbase.
>>64372519
That good a good laugh out of me.
>>64373196
I liked the cursed wax statues
>>64373196
I love the island monster.
>>64373196
I find the gnomes strangely adorable despite their creepy inclinations, but I think my favorite is the shapeshifter. He had a really cool design, and he was in a great episode. I think if this was before season 2, I'd have said the Trickster instead (too bad his true form looked so lame.)
is it just me or did wendy seem like less of a non-character this episode?
it was neat to see her do stuff and be cool
>>64371661
Looking at these little kids Disney ads for Gravity Falls makes me kind of embarrassed I watch it. I keep forgetting how much they target really little kids.
I think maybe I just like monsters that have a "true form." The gnomes had Norman, the Trickster had that humanoid form with the mask, and the shapeshifter could turn into all sorts of stuff.
But, since the Shapeshifter came from an egg instead of being genetically engineered, couldn't there potentially be more of those creatures out there?
>>64373340
I think the whole point of that episode was to give Wendy a character upgrade.It'd be cool if the Dipper got everyone to play a DnD game and Wendy rolled a scantily clad berserker character.
>>64372731
i'm serious, does anyone have them?
i need them as soon as possible
>>64373410
>give Wendy a character upgrade.
Nah
They gave her a character
>>64373443
Hi North
>>64372731
>>64373455
If by Megashare you mean "Mega", there are some links over in the booru's forum.
I'm gonna be honest and say that I actually prefer Dipper's pilot design.
Also,GLSSHUV FKHHNV
>>64373525
link?
>>64373583
Eh, the pilot designs dont do it for me.
I wish this was an episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vK3Oz6U77s
>>64373600
http://gravityfalls.booru.org/index.php?page=forum&s=view&id=8
>>64373651
I wish they would have made that Labyrinth parody episode.
Why didn't you go to SDCC, /gfg/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zp3zUjQMaR8
>>64373757
SOMEONE GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE
>>64373757
>Padippica
>>64373659
there aren't any mega links there
>>64373801
>being this retarded
>>64373786
Shouldn't it be a SHELLphone?
hurr hurr hurr
>>64373801
I can only spoonfeed so much, sorry.
>>64373798
What about Candypper?Is it pronounced Can-deeper or Can-dipper?
>>64373817
i seriously can't find any
>>64373830
She must have Sea-Mobile
>tfw jon left game grumps
>>64373863
You know how GF has ciphers...
>>64373920
>tfw jon got in trouble for calling the ps4 retarded
>tfw arin became a massive pussy and didn't stand up for jon when asked about it on twitter
Man
Remember when Game Grumps was good?
>>64373860
It's cute, but I don't ship. And I think it's Can-Dipper.
>>64373920
Yeah, but Arin and Ross are still there, so it's still worth watching.
>>64373983
Please refrain from inserting your horrible fetishes
>>64373983
>Dipper
>In a Superman costume
He strikes me more as a Batman or Rorschach fan.
>>64373931
oh yeah, thats right, they do, don't they?i feel quite stupid now
>>64374008
>He strikes me more as a Batman or Rorschach fan.
Pleb pls
Dipper is clearly a fan of The Question
>>64373978
>still worth watching
Ok then what's a good Arin/Danny era Game Grumps. I've only enjoyed their Dead or Alive Xtreme videos and I really don't check the GG channel frequently anymore.
>>64373659
thank you
Updated version of this when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmclufGQcjg&list=UUoREt_4vLsyF1VmIw33hu0w
>>64373946
No.
>>64374008
>Batman
yes, he would
>Rorschach
Why? He is the opposite of Dipper
Also Hulk or Iron man if he is into Marvel
i want to hug dipper and mabel
>>64374187
>Dipper will never be your qt otouto;_;
>>64374187
i am so glad you said hug
>>64374080
The music gets me every fucking time
What
![Hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UHaEvi3.jpg "Hqdefault[1].jpg")
>>64374547
No sir, I_do_like it.
>>64374547
>>64374547
What's the source on that eh?
>>64374547
Dipper, what's the one thing I asked you
not to do tonight?
Give Wendy the dick.
And what did you do?
Give Wendy the dick.
Garabatoz is pretty cool.
>>64374547
This is great.
>>64374587
http://chongotheartist.tumblr.com/post/94015304358/im-sorry-gravi-team-falls-im-so-sorry
>>64374547
gay
ccccuuuuuuunnnnny
cunny
cuuny
cuny
D IPPER,S CHEEKS!
>>64374634
Don't worry, it's a feminine penis, so it's ok.
>>64374547
Dude.
>>64374651
>Implying it matters what kind of penis it is
>>64374639
thank you for this insightful post
>>64374615
Nice. And he did a fat Wendy too.
I would be very interested in a continuation to this turn of events.
I found part of the storyboard for Scary-oke! It's a fun read and contains numerous excised scenes of zombie/fish violence.
http://www.scribd.com/doc/236053702/Scaryoke-Act3
I also made this GIF from it.
>>64375612
I wish Wendy had turned into a zombie too, dropped some hints that she knew about the crush so she could taste those juicy brains.
![72-5e2770a3e1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XAlG8xk.jpg "72-5e2770a3e1[1].jpg")
>>64375612
They actually call it portal room.
![129-caf11181e7[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZoZHYo1.jpg "129-caf11181e7[1].jpg")
>>64375612
>deleted scene
![147-759312d102[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/A5b0hQo.jpg "147-759312d102[1].jpg")
What's in the box?
>>64375930
If those are Dipper's hands, a gun.
If those are Mabel's hands, a sexy dress.
>>64375930
>>64375941
Wrong!
In case of zombie apocalypse - commit sudoku.
![149-30388a663f[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6rDa4pA.jpg "149-30388a663f[1].jpg")
>>64375952
>>64375941
forget the pic.
>>64374040
Super Mario Sunshine.
>>64375990
Punch Out Wii. Shit's amazing. Also pretty impressive considering how far Danny gets without knowing any of the game's mechanics that weren't carried over from the original Punch Out.He learns eventually.
>>64375960
A noose? Isn't that more appropriate to a Neckers Survival Kit?
>>64375960
Are these all edited with stickynotes?
>>64375990
>>64376018
The worst is Wind Waker HD. It's where they get their most DSP-tier stupid. Getting mad because they ran through text, and keep fucking doing it. And then Arin makes that video about Zelda for his Sequelitis thing, and I just, how do you have the worst concept of what video games are? The absolutely fucking worst?
>>64375612
>The weathervane is a normal NWSE one instead of WHAT
>The karaoke song lists @ndra instead of &dra
Get it together storyboarders.
![287-b71d6de2a1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wZE1NIU.jpg "287-b71d6de2a1[1].jpg")
>>64375612
In this version he actually decodes some text. He doesn't need a decoder.
>>64375960
That joke may have been TOO dark, I can see why it was cut.
is there a leak for Golf war yet?
>>64375960
a- a suicide joke?
oh god
I believe the writers play
>let's see how much shit we can get past
with the editors
>>64376335
They may throw in a few super dark jokes in here and there so when negotiating with the heads they can say 'Look we took out the nooses, why do we need to take out the zombie head explosion?'
>>64376350
Makes sense, censors feel useful when they can cut something so give them a red hering.
>>64376229
Yeah... The Wind Waker play through was pretty bad. Funny at some points, but bad. And Arin's Sequelitis video was dumb as hell. But Arin's entitled to his opinions, no matter how shitty, and hey! He's still a pretty funny guy.
>>64373830
"Shello... Shello? Shello!"
Obscure "Sigmund the Sea Monster" reference.
>>64372547
What was it?
>>64376774
I guess you'll never know.
>>64374080
Oh shit that was hilarious!
>>64375960
That reminds me of one of the endings in The Binding of Isaac.
>>64372707
I don't think he's the author, honestly.
>>64372912
Agreed.
Something's been bothering me. Why would Dipper yell out "ZOMBIES!" when he knows perfectly well what they are and where they came from? Mabel's also aware he's raised the dead so it's not like he's trying to warn her.
>>64372789
The bandage on his hand may just be a bandage. Compare it to his other hand, which is unbandaged.
Of course, it can always be that he was born with 11 fingers.
CANDYPPER IS THE SHIP THAT WILL NOT SINK
THE MAN DOWNSTAIRS IS VERY CLEVER
CAN HE HIDE HIS PLANS FOREVER?
IMPROPER USE OF MACHINERY COULD
LEAD TO CATASTROPHE
Little boys are the best!
Are there any ships involving Soos?
>>64378387
Totally agreed, but I think that the shipping in this show has stopped in favor of plot episodes since disney wants to pull the plug, since the creator won't do it their bloody way....
>We'll never see the Dipping into the Candy sub-plot with Mable playing Cupid
>>64378705
>>64378705
Soos either gets shipped with dipper or dipper's crush.
>>64375930
nothing but a sound track, and instructions to destroy the brain or remove the head.
>>64379023
I would love for her to make a comeback near the end for poor Soos.
>>64378705
Pretty sure I remember some sweet Soos x Free Pizza Guy fics.
>>64378387
Where did this ship even come from?
>>64375960
Damn.
Just damn.
>>64373946
>tfw jon got in trouble for calling the ps4 retarded
He did? That doesn't make any fucking sense. Disclaimer: I'm a PC gamer
The PS4 is the most well thought-out console since the PS2. It's decently powerful, affordable, small, easy to program for, and won't tear a hole in its company's finances the size of Titanic.
The XB1 is a jumbled mess that I swear was put togheter in a hurry - just compare the arrangement of its internals and their incredible waste of space with Microsoft's own Surface tablets. It's got a lot of slow-ass memory, a minuscule bit of still-not-as-fast-as-GDDR5 memory, and a vast weaker GPU for the same price. Don't even need to get started about the Kinect.
The Wii U shows how Nintendo didn't learn WHY the Wii was successful. They slapped a tablet no-one uses (not in a way that justifies its burden on the BOM) as a controller hoping they would bring the casuals again, but this time the ship had long sailed by the time they got it outta the gate.
The previous generation was divided between the PS360, which had major overheating issues, were complicated as fuck to program for and resulted in the crash of the Japanese console games industry, fucked over every non-AAA game and gave both companies major financial losses early on - and the Wii, which only served to further blind Nintendo to the fact that they needed to stop fucking over 3rd parties like they had been doing since the N64 and sent out the message that dumb, cheap shovelware could sell just as well as thought-out, quality games and all that you needed to do so was a cheap mass-pleasing gimmick.
TL;DR He doesn't know what the fuck he is talking about and I think I'm on /v/
>>64379626
He called "PlayStation Now" retarded.
He was then chastised by others for using the word "retarded".
Candypper for life.
>>64379694
Oh. Well the pricing is retarded, so far. The general idea isn't.
>>64379620
Probably because she's the only nerdy cute girl his age on the show.
>>64379694
>gamer
>getting in trouble for saying mean things
i don't even watch youtube trash like this, but seriously...
>>64379785
That's what he was complaining about, actually.
But the modern sociopolitical climate means you can't use the word "retarded".
>>64379804
Yeah, pretty much.
He ended up digging himself into a hole, though. Not sure how it's all ended now.
>>64379755
Candy wants the D.
>>64379785
>Probably because she's the only nerdy cute girl his age on the show.
Correction: she is the only age appropriate, named female character on the show that isn't taboo, disgusting, or on the rag 24/7. It is literally the only reasonable dipship in canon... until they develope some of the other characters a bit more.still not as cute as pincest
>>64375960
Good to see Dippers stillhangin' in there
Wendy's bra or socks?
>>64380286
Socks. I really wanna know how her feet smell.
>>64380286
Socks stay on.
>>64380286
Bra stays on
Hopefully I'm not too late on this but I firmly believe the laptop belongs to Free Pizza Guy
>>64380420
How could he fit through that tunnel to get into the bunker?
>>64380450
Soos could do it. Either that or the girth is a disguise.
>>64375960
You think that maybe
They intentionally make really dark jokes in the first draft
Send it to Disney
And so the other stuff like almost everything in Into The Bunker gets a free pass?
>>64380567
You are not the first one in this thread with this idea.
>>64376350
>>64376396
>>64380607
It's a censoring tactic that's been used in cartoons since like the 90s, and maybe earlier.
Batman: The Animated Series and South Park are the first that come to mind.
So does anyone actually WANT to see Robbie anymore?
I have a feeling he'd just be super emo or turn obsessive-evil with schemes to get back Wendy
>>64380776
The latter is what's going to happen, probably. Plus, his stitched heart is on the wheel, which means he's relevant to the bigger picture in some way.
I think it'd be fun seeing normal emo-wannabe teen trying to turn into some major spooky villain and failing, or really cool if he succeeds.
>>64380716
It's a bartering tactic that's been used for thousands of years.
>>64380776
More like get back at Dipper who by exposing the subliminal messaging broke up his relationship with Wendy. I'd like to see an episode where Robbie and Dipper are forced to work together and we get a more clear picture of who he is personally.
>>64380716
On the other hand, they also cut the singin salmon joke. Maybe they need time.
>>64380874
That was most likely just an editing pass casualty. Not every joke is gonna make it into the final cut.
When is Gideon escaping/getting out of jail? He really is their best villain.
>>64380941
Having to compete with Gideon and his gang of escaped cons to clues to the mystery would be pretty sick
>>64380941
Hopefully never. He is the worst character on the show.
>>64380092
>>64380127
Please tell me the artist has alt's of these two.....
>Without the hairy legs.
>>64381489
>alt's
>Without the hairy legs.
What?
>>64378705
Soos X Dating Sim Girl OTP
>>64380873
I'm hoping for a Pines and Gideon team up episode.
>>64381730
He is thinking of a few pinecest pictures that depicted Mabel with unshaven legs, but I think that was a different artist.
>>64376202
Yeah the sticky notes is how Alex does revisions
>>64380716
Yep precisely this. The first drafts of GF scripts are really wild so S&P are usually overwhelmed and can be talked into leaving some of the dark jokes as a result.
>>64382283
Is there a chance that Alex would do an AMA with /co/, even though he will likely being bombarded with Doublepines's stuff?
is there a leak for Golf war yet
>>64380874
What, they didn't cut that joke? I'm 100% certain I saw the monster playing with the singing salmon during the Boss Mabel episode.
>>64382724
Dipper finds that thing when he tries to hide from the zombies. Of course this annoying fish attracts more zombies.
>>64375871
>>64382925
I... hate all incest ships ... but for some reason Pinecest... I just... I hate myself for how I'm okay with it
I think it might be because Dipper and Mabel are some of the ONLY good siblings that are friendly with each other and still go through some emotional character building together.
>>64383122
Don't refer to my post for your personal blog.
I fucking love all the references to fringe/paranormal/conspiracy culture in this show.
>>64382473
I seriously doubt it.
Somebody make a picture of Candy wearing a BMO shirt. I think it'd be cute, and just meta enough to warrant fanart
>>64373920
Jon made the show watchable because he would annoy Arin just to see his reaction and challenge him on his opinions. Danny is just a yes-man who agrees with everything Arin says and approaches him with the kid gloves on. Its really grating. But he does tell some interesting stories. They can't play 3d games if their lives depended on it
>>64380092
>>64380127
>doublepenis
That's it.
Ive been triggered.
>>64383650
Agreed I miss Jon so much. I still try to watch now and then but the magic is goneand I'll never forgive them for not finishing Sonic 06
>>64372789
Also. the strongest piece of evidence IMO: the laptop says 'Property of F' on it.
>Fiddleford H. McGucket
>>64383784
Evil pls
>>64372912
Most likely
>>64383234
>Watching GF with my 10yo niece
>My sister goes nuts on how I can let her watch that ILLUMINATI SHIT
>I ask what exactly about it has to do with the Illuminati
>THE TRIANGLE OF THE ILLUMINATI WITH THE EYE IN THE MIDDLE
:V
I wouldn't be surprised if this shit keeps people from letting their kids watch the show
>>64384820
How old is your sister?
>>64384820
Blow her mind, tell her that the thing about the triangle is a plot of the REAL illuminati, they only use the symbol to identify people who are against them, their actual evil projects never use the symbol at all.
>>64384968
also Keyser Soze did 9/11
>>64384025
Eh we don't really know everyone's first names though. Mcgucket could still be a red herring. The "leak" could like that one for LoK way back when.
I'm stickin with this: >>64380420
I still can't decide
You think Bill is the penultimate evil or is he just a messenger / herald for what is?
>>64379755
>>64380053
>>64380092
>>64380127Candipper is cute, but I still hope it doesn't happen.
>>64380286
Socks.
>>64380776
Fuck no, Robbie's a little fucking faggot. I wouldn't care if the show forgot about him entirely.
>>64381134
No, Robbie is.
>>64384820
I like to pretend people like that don't exist, for my own sake.
>>64384820
>tfw I know retards like this in real life
>lots of low IQ drunks/stoners who saw some shitty Youtube video about the Illuminati plot to kill Tupac or some such shit and think anything with triangles is Illuminati
These people make chemtrail nuts tolerable in comparison.
>>64385261
If he was the evil I don't think he would have just gotten bored and went home after being "defeated" in the mindscape.
>>64385272
>I like to pretend people like that don't exist, for my own sake.
Probably a good plan. Studies have shown that people who believe in conspiracy theories are more likely to actually maniuplate or screw people over for their own personal benefit. Essentially the conspiracy theory is based on their thinking "well, I'd love to do it if I could, so obviously somebody else who's more capable must be actually doing it!"
>>64384820
> triangle of the Illuminati with they eye in the middle
> not knowing the All Seeing Eye of Occultism
> thinking anything Occultism is Illuminati
>>64385341
Nice try, Illuminati shill.
>>64385368
It's not exactly the conspiracy theories I hate though, just the Alex Jones tier retarded ones. I'm believer that 9/11 was an inside job, and that our government assassinated JFK and MLK Jr, and even hid knowledge that the Nazis figured out that would have been beneficial sooner in life, but I don't in the stupid shit like chemtrails, Illerminatey, and NWO.
>>64385345
I like to think he was warning the kids
He's just very morally ambiguous but is really trying to stop something WORSE from happening
So when that fails he'll be all like "Toooold ya!" "What when?" *sprays cryptograms all over the walls* "Nyehehehe!"
>>64385368
>Probably a good plan. Studies have shown that people who believe in conspiracy theories are more likely to actually maniuplate or screw people over for their own personal benefit. Essentially the conspiracy theory is based on their thinking "well, I'd love to do it if I could, so obviously somebody else who's more capable must be actually doing it!"
The comspiracy nuts think they are forces of good who conspire against evil forces.If you disagree with them you are a sheep or bought or part of the conspiracy.
>>64385496
It makes me wonder what this favor he bargained for with Gideon is. Could it be that he is secretly very bro? Like basically the final battle rolls around and he extorts Gideon into joining Team Pines as that favor? Counterpoint to him being good aligned-ish is that the Journal was all "Do Not Summon" but then who says the Author is good?
>>64385486
>Alex Jones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4Ac6R5NgXk
Still hoping that if Jon Stewart guest-VAs for GF that he shows up as an Alex Jones-type conspiracy theorist.Also, when's Gravity Circulation OP?
>>64385541
That's what they say, but they only are on the side of the forces of good because they happen to be the ones without power getting screwed already, so it's in their best interests to fight against it. But studies have shown that if you give them the chance to screw somebody over, they'll take it.
Almost anybody who believes in the illuminati secretly running the world, if given the opportunity to join it, would do so.
>>64385658
You think that Alex Jones and David Icke are assholes? I won't believe that.
>>64385637
Or the Author could be slightly wrong and was going to fuck up huge
So Bill either killed him or drove him insane or something else as a very extreme precautionary method
>>64385541
>>64385658
I always feel kinda sad for conspiracy theorists, because I think it's a kind of defense mechanism. Terrible things happen that hurt a lot of people for pretty much no reason, often involving people of no prior importance.
I feel like these people can't accept that a nobody in Dallas could kill a president, or that nineteen religious fanatics could hijack planes and attack New York because it would be too hard to live with. Something awful could happen at any time, world-changingly terrible, and someone you've never heard of will be responsible.
It doesn't form a good mental narrative, and it makes the world a scary place. I think it's easier for these people to think the government or the wealthy or the army are pulling strings somewhere toward some nefarious end because that means, at least, someone is actually in charge of all this and stuff like that doesn't just happen at random for stupid reasons. It's a safety blanket.
>>64385768
>Alex Jones thinks gays are pedophiles that "push their agenda" on children for the NWO
Oh no, he's an asshole.
>>64385854
But that's an objectively true statement. Look at /gfg/ its just tons of gays pushing Dipper's Cheeks and Soos/Stan/Dipper. You even talked about writing shota fanfic for GF and you're a gay pedophile.
>>64385837
I believe it's possible that a nobody could kill a president and that terrorist did 9/11, the problem is that the stories are too shady when you consider the evidence.
>>64385910
>not liking Dipper's cheeks
I think you're the fag here.
