Is that racist?
Yea, where's all the white people?
Not when Mark Waid does it.
Well I think all the ice guys are white so...
Black people are scientifically proven to produce more static electricity that most other races. Don't question science.
>>63825767
A better question is: Are they making Johnny Storm black just to show that that black people can not only be good in electricity, but fire too?
>>63825869
But they are always depressing for some reason or throw in lame Carlos tier ice puns.
>>63825869
Frozone
>>63825767
While electric black super heroes are common, that picture is a poor example.
>Black Lightining
Good example.
>Static
Bad example; He comes from a universe with several other black super heroes with different powers, he just happen to have it.
>Storm
Lightining powers are just part of her vast moveset
>Electro
Was turned black for the shitty movie we are trying to forget.
>>63825875
So the power of Niggawatts is real?
>>63825869
What about Frozone?
>>63825877
Actually he is white and became black because the fire made him a charcoal color.
>>63825877
Been dere, done dat.Although I guess his powers technically aren't "fire" in the strictest sense... are they? I've never read Firestorm.
>>63825767
it refers to the 18 century where white master made his blacks run on threads to produce electricty for masters' house. hey how else master going read his book at night by candlelight like some savage?
You know what is racist?
Almost Every super heroes always have a black replacement?
>>63826025
I thought it was an electric chair thing. Been executed so many times their bodies are evolving to survive.
>>63826061
>Almost Every super heroes always have a black replacement?
Except that's not even close to truth.
>>63826061
>Almost Every
tone it back.
>>63826061
>Ultimate Spider-man
>Captain America twice
am I missing anyone
there's also asians and gays.
>>63826081
If that were the case, they'd only be resistant or immune to electricity.
>>63826061
>63826061
Yeah that black Booster Gold sure is a thing!
>>63825849
Mark Waid is one of the worst writers on this planet.
>HAHA he pointed out the stereo type of black person with lightning powers give him a fucking medal!
>What if an edgy superman clone (like there isn't enough of those) was really the inspiration for superman!
Irredeemable is one of the worst comics ever made and then you have droves of fanboys going
>Oh god, Meta writing gives me a boner, critique the medium some more mark, cum all over my face mark!
>>63826168
Nigger, how is that "almost every"?
You could count Steel and Green Lantern.
>>63826250
Fascinating.
Now tell us how you really feel.
>>63826263
John didn't replace Hal, though.
Forgot Mr. Terrific, though.
And I guess you could count Mr. Miracleand maybe Darkseidin Seven Soldiers.
>>63826025
HHHAHAHAAAA
>>63826097
I JUST MADE IT UP HAHAA STUPID
>>63826025
>>63826081
MEANT
>>63826263
Steel's a pretty bad example considering he never was "Superman". He was just inspired by Superman and helped out when he was dead.
Eradicator and Superboy and Cyborg Superman all claimed to be Superman though.
So Superman has two robot replacements, and a twink replacement, but not really a black replacement.
>>63826362
Oh, look children, it's a pathetic manchild. Don't look at him for too long, though, he might think anyone actually cares about him.
>>63826188
half black half asian homosexuals would have amazing lightning power.
>>63825767
Missing from here are:
Volt from Irredeemable
All the Cyber-Niggers (whom availuable electricity is a major power clause)
Electabuzz
Black Wally West
Thunder
Miles Morale's electric stinger
Big Thunder
Jakeem Thunder
Shango the Thunderer
>>63826562
>All the Cyber-niggers
Steel
Deathlok
Cyborg
Maybe Bishop too?
Damn....
>>63825767
Black Vulcan
Juice
Soul Power
Black Lightning's daughter
That dude from Congo
Coldcast
Bedlam
>>63826562
>All the Cyber-Niggers (whom availuable electricity is a major power clause)
That's moronic, as well as the usual racism you'd expect from here. Might as well say Batman has medicine powers because he needs Alfred to patch him up every night.
>>63826168
Steel
Green Lantern
Nick Fury
Heimdal
Kingpin
>>63826738
Yo, batman does have several doctorates tho
Static needs to hang out with Black Lightning more.
>>63825992
Yeah, not fire. His blasts are nuclear.
Also, he can transform elements into other elements.
>>63826168
War Machine
>>63826562
Nu52's wizard Shazam is a black guy
>>63826168
Oh damn Monica Rambeau too
>>63826744
We're counting alternate universes now?
Then literally everyone has had a black replacement because there are literal black universes.
>>63825767
Fuck you nigga, I want electric powers.When I was a kid I used to have dreads like Virgil/Static.
>>63825875Actually we're more radiation resistant. I shit you not, look it up.
>>63827459
Like to all Radiation or just y'know the she shit in the sun?
>>63827216
I think he's an Aboriginal.
Electro doesn't count because he was originally white.
>>63827252
You mean universes where blacks fucked the world, or universes where other ethnic groups just don't exist?
>>63827542
Universes where every major character is black. Except Lex Luthor.
>>63827459
Does it have to do with pigment? I get the feeling it does.
>>63827542
Basically a raceswapped universe where most heroes are just black.
Obamaman is one such universe, but Batman is still white.
>>63827494
I think the sun. Makes sense, as we have dark skin.
>>63825767
Yes, hating electroniggas is racist. Just because they're electric doesn't mean they're not people.
>>63826188
Is Surge gay?
>>63825767
ZZZZZAP MOTHERFUCKER!
No one yet? Really?
>>63825767
Is Livewire the only notable white character with electrical powers?
>>63827929
ELECTRO you mong
Also Palpatine
>>63826418
Actually...
>>63827974
>Electro
Will soon be replaced with a black guy for the convenience of newcomers.
>Palpatine
Lightning is just a subset of his UNLIMITED POWAH.
>>63827929
Your pic is another one. Though that only lasted a few years.
Black guy here. I can shock people just by rubbing my afro and socks together. Shit's cash
>>63827929
If only we had a white guy being the god of thunder or something.
>>63828000
Not that Steel, this Steel, stupid.
Also, nice trips.
>>63828049
Wait, now that you mention it.
>>63828107
Shame the only thing close to that is some female called Thor
>>63828129
>Dwayne-Johnson.jpg
>>63828138
Who is still white
>>63827668
>electroniggas
Is that a rap group?
>>63825767
ONE POINT TWENTY ONE NIGGAWATTS
>>63827592
Pretty sure that's it. Few thousand years with different pressures and you get white people, not caring that much about sunlight because we live where winter weather will kill us and developing alternate vitamin sources.
And, say, Inuit coping in a whole different way.
>>63827586
That's Racist.
>>63828343
>dat pic
Wut?
>>63828110
That wasn't my point. My point was, there was indeed a white Steel before the black one. Though they didn't have much in common.
>>63828418
>Wut
I sigh and shake my head every fucking time I see someone post "wut", especially in response to a picture with no ambiguity as to "wut" is going on. "Wut" are you not understanding? "Wut" does it look like? "Wut" possessed you to post a comment so fucking inane?
>>63825869
Frozen's black.
Bobby Drake isgay
>>63828527
Hello.
>>63826562
>Jakeem Thunder
Jakeem's the third pretender to the name and the first two were aryan as all hell.
>>63828527
wut
>>63828527
>dat comment
Wut?
>>63828527
wut?
>>63828527
wen
>>63828527
wy?
>>63828527
wer?
>>63828527
hoo?
>>63828527
>wut
>>63828581
Still tainted by the coffe reach of the lightning man
>>63827703
No, thank god.
As for powers, at least her powers are a little bit different from "I generate obscene amounts of electricity from seemingly nowhere." And she gets superspeed from it... sometimes.
>>63825767
>>63826562
>>63826707
>>63826601
All this and no one mentions that black dude from Superman vs the Elite?
Also, in books, there's that black whith lightning powers that sacrifices himself to end the drought in the Dustbowl
>>63828891
>>63828969
>>63828985
>>63829015
>>63829027
I'm losin it here, guys.
>>63829148
What about anime? The Raikage and the entire thunder village from Naruto are black guys with lightning powers
>>63829294
Aren't they blonde? The resemblance is closer to Melanesians than to Africans.
>>63828527
wut
>>63828343
Jesus, that's patronizing.
>>63825767
No, because a black person fighting crime is shocking
>>63829294
Don't forget that DARK side used Lightning power too.
>>63826250
Someone's mad.
>Having a cool ass power like electricity
>Racist
I guess if you mean why don't the white heroes ever get it, yea I guess.
>>63828527
wut
>>63828793
>>63828807
>>63828891
>>63828969
>>63828985
>>63829015
>>63829027
>>63829033
How imaginative and clever
>>63830108
wut
I liked it when they showed that Black Lightning's lightning was actually black.
Now -that- is racist.
>>63830108
wut?
>>63830108
Wut?
>>63830108
wat?
>>63825767
Yes, it references how some blacks steal power cables just to sell their copper.
>>63825767
Isn't SHAZAM going to be played by the Rock? That's another lightning nigger
>>63829294
Yuuup, was just about to say this.
>>63829388
>Aren't they blonde?
It's fucking anime.
>>63830644
Dwayne Johnson is Samoan, though.
>>63825767
I don't think it technically qualifies as racism, but its certainly noteworthy.
>>63825767
You're kind of cheating with Storm
That's not exactly her power
>>63826250
lel
>>63828107
Does Maxie Zeus count?
My man Static.
>>63828527
>What is the story here? Is there any more context?
>What is the source? Is it accurate or just some dumb shoop?
>Did they really do that, or did the person just not articulate it well?
>Was there any fallout?
There, I just explained context clues for you. Now you can get back to trusting everything on the internet at face value.
>>63831762
You'd think with that hair people from his school or something would immediately recognize him
>>63826250
You sound bitter. Bitter and hilarious.
8/10.
>>63830915
>Dwayne Johnson is Samoan, though.
"His father is of Black Nova Scotian origin, and his mother is of Samoan heritage."
>>63828343
They look so depressed.
>>63829388
They could be like Brazilians: Mixed as hell.
>>63831762
>Static went from being a skinny nigga to ripped as fuck for his age
No wonder Richie is gay
>>63831986
And he talks like an Italian game show host.
>>63831762
As long as he doesn't have to stop a picked on teen with a gun he can overcome any obstacle. JIMMY NO!
>>63828527
I wish to either question the syntactical validity of the message you are trying to convey, and suggest a possibility that it might be utter nonsense, and, if it indeed is correctly structured, express my confusion at the content of the message, therefore kindly requesting you, or somebody who has a full understanding of your way of thinking, to provide an explanation for me.
>>63832087
Rick stones and Richie are different, Don't put some gay rumors into your head. It is pisses me off that just because they are inspire by someone who is gay doesn't mean he is gay.
Falcon
War Machine
Triathlon
Steel
Vixen
John Stewart
Misty Knight
Power Man
Luke Cage
Killer Croc
Black Panther
Ultimate Nick Fury
Nick Jr.
Blue Marvel
Monica Rambeau
Prodigy
All those teleporting abos
Miles Morales
Goliath
And loads more black folks aren't just Shockniggas. Get educated, ya fucking slime.
>>63832378
>I wish to either question the syntactical validity of the message you are trying to convey, and suggest a possibility that it might be utter nonsense, and, if it indeed is correctly structured, express my confusion at the content of the message. Therefore I kindly request you, or somebody who has a full understanding of your way of thinking, to provide an explanation for me.
Fuck your run-on sentence.
>>63832227
Maybe if they hadn'trustledhim so much, he wouldn't have shot the school up.
>>63832538
>Wow, if that sentence needed to be split anywhere, it was at the "nonsense, and, if..." part.
You a shit
>>63832516
did you list luke cage and power man as two different people?
>>63826844
Oh shit what comic is this?
>>63832618
>It not needing to be split both where >>63832538
suggested and at "and, if"
Faggots all of you.
>>63827400
Are you Earl Sweatshirt?
I grew an Afro because I wanted dreads but I like my Afro and Idk if dreads are that great
>>63830108
hu?
>>63832617
I rmember the Jimmy no threads and the Poontaman threads. Good times.
When will Static get the respect he deserves, /co/?
;_;
>>63832648
Power Man is a new punk now, that nigga with the chi based ob location and shit. LUKE doesn't use the name anymore
>>63828343
God thats kinda insulting I bet thats not even their names
>>63825767
Has anyone ever noticed that black people arnt good swimmers? Coincidence, I think not.
>>63832778
when did this happen?
>>63825767
>Even giving black people good this is now racist
It's cool as shit, shut your mouth
>>63829294
>>63829388
>>63832055
They're just black. I'm pretty sure the whole black guys with white hair is some common thing they do in anime because of Storm from X-Men
>>63831986
>>63830915
>>63828172
I'm pretty sure most people don't even know what race Dwayne Johnson is and they really don't pay attention or view him as anything
>>63832516
>All those teleporting abos
Explain please?
>>63829559
>>63829431
>>63829033
>>63828891
>>63828807
>>63828793
SAY WUT AGAIN. I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
>>63833074
wut?
>>63832379
Except the show was going to do an episode on Richie being gay. They just hadn't gotten around to it.
>>63825877
it's because he has "storm" in his name
don't forget there were two other characters on static shock with electric powers, and they were black too
>>63828343
[WHITE GUILT INTENSIFIES]
>>63832379
The creator Dwayne McDuffie said he was gay.
>>63828343
eh the girl on the far left has her hand on that dudes ass.
He WAS gay, Now he is censored and renamed Richie, He is not gay in the show. You get it? Different character, Different sexuality. It is okay for character to change sexuality, Heck we change character race to White to black.
>>63832877
whenever shadowland happen
>>63825767
Well I never thought of that but for some reason it's just cooler than a white guy with electric powers. Why is that?
>>63834412
If he had been a real thing in the 70's it would have been amazing. I would read a blackspoitation comic about him.
>>63835100
Dwayne McDuffie said Richie in the cartoon was gay.
>>63836044
Why do the creator changes his name, Made him a super hero, Change his origins, Give him a different design, But not change his sexuality? He is not really Rick stones anymore. I glad he is asexual guy or a guy who is not really into sex. He is a nerd. Jesus, People really sticking with that Richie is gay thing.
Fine, If you really wanted to connect Rick stone to Richeal Foley. THEN DO IT!
>>63835416
>white guy with electric power
calls himself white lightning
>>63836604
eww.
>>63836492
Richie and Rick are different people there just both gay.Richie is base on Rick.The creator him self said Richie was gay in the cartoon too.Since the show is for kids they couldn't say anything about it.
>>63836604
Lightnin'. He calls himself White Lightnin'.
>ctrl-f "in my pants"
>0 results
Step it up, magic shocky negroes.
>>63836875
>LET'S HIT THOSE SHOWERS
>>63825767
>oceans movies
>Italian Job
>tf2
most good demomen are black too. Why is that?
