>it's a Disney Parks General episode
They killed the Maelstrom for this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m72hUu6eObE
>>83958675
It brings in money.
Just look at the people inside. Small children. Suicidal parents questioning why they even had these children. They scream as soon as they see Elsa or Anna or Elsanna or some other bullshit from a cliched film that was systematically designed to draw in an audience of 5 and below.
The children scream and beg and yell, and their parents get closer and closer to offing themselves. They go on this. The biggest money magnet ever designed by Disney executives. Sure to draw in more people than the age-old, tired, and slightly spooky Maelstrom. Who care about it if it doesn't sell? Frozen is still going like hot cakes. The parents are helpless. They want relief from their pain as Let It Go blares louder and louder over the speakers, and the cries of the many young girls aspiring to be a carbon copy princess cliche.
The snow melts against the parents unblinking eyes. The girls are in awe, believing it to be magic. Believing the Elsa IS real and that she IS there spilling her melting ice upon them. The parents can see the snow blasters from miles away. They cringe as Olaf opens his mouth to say something retarded. The children adore and worship him. That one dude in the crowd is crying himself to sleep at night, unable to understand or comprehend why she's built a shrine to him in her bedroom or why she made him spend her college fund on a Olaf plushy half the size of her room.
Disney has done research. Marketing research. They know what kids like. Annoying mascots, lesbian incest, pop songs that play over and over, cultural appropriation, generic princesses. Frozen has them all. Norway doesn't. Soon, they'll tear down the pavilion and replace it with Frozen land. The children don't know shit about Epcot, or geography in general. It'll fly right over their heads. Meanwhile, the adults will feel it. The ever creeping feeling of death. Death by Frozen.
Wait until they replace the Tower of Terror with Guardians of the Galaxy.
>>83959090
tl;dr
>popular children's movie is bad and uninspired, and is decaying society because they should be thinking about Norway instead
The animatronics are top tier, though
Strap in, boys. We got a ton of pics incoming.
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Continuing with Chapter 6 after a break, so stay with us.
What do you think of the story, art and characters, so far?
>>83957826
Thanks OP.
Art is fine, most secondary characters are ok/cute but the MC is an unsufferable cunt.
thanks for posting OP, enjoying it so far
>What do you think of the story, art and characters, so far
Art is comfy
Katie isn't completely awful, I can respect her as a MC, but she done goofed way too much.
Hazel a qt. A QT!
Why, I do believe it's time for The Silver Age of Comics!
But enough about me, how was your day?
>>83957697
I went to a job interview
>>83957718
I hope you get good news soon!
so for years fans bitched about and eventually got:
wally west
Cassandra cain
and Stephanie Brown back
hell even Ryan Choi is back
so when are we getting connor hawke back?
Sadly i think he is gone for good along with Linda Danvers.
>>83956034
None care for him, just like Super boy and impulse.
>>83956034
Bitch loud.
Is there a name for this completely ass drawing style I see everywhere nowadays?
I don't know which is worse, this or the Clarence style.
>>83954708
>koala nose
I think the artists are trying to make her unfuckble due to them being tired of every smart comic they make being rebutted with porn
>>83954708
I haven't read Critical Miss in a long time. What the everloving fuck happened to the artstyle?
I no longer want to fuck Erin.
10/10 art
Here's my sauces because >inb4 asking for links.http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/1606/21/marvelsept.htmhttp://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/1606/21/marveltrades.htm
September 2016's Marvel variant theme is "The Defenders" because synergy.
Also RIP Hyperion, All-New Inhumans, Howard The Duck, and Web Warriors (all as expected).
>>b-but muh Black Widow!!!
CIVIL WAR II #6 (OF 7)
BRIAN MICHAEL BENDIS (W) • DAVID MARQUEZ (A)
COVER BY MARKO DJURDJEVIC
Variant Cover by Michael Cho
OLD MAN LOGAN VARIANT BY PHIL NOTO
B&W VIRGIN CONNECTING VARIANT G COVER BY KIM JUNG GI
Sides have been drawn, battles have been fought, but it all comes down to this. Captain Marvel versus Iron Man over the future of the Marvel Universe, one of the biggest battles in Marvel history!
40 PGS./Rated T+ …$4.99
CIVIL WAR II: CHOOSING SIDES #6 (of 6)
DECLAN SHALVEY, CHELSEA CAIN, CHRISTINA STRAIN (W)
DECLAN SHALVEY, ALISON SAMPSON, SANA TAKEDA (A)
COVER BY CAMERON STEWART & DECLAN SHALVEY
VARIANT COVER BY TULA LOTAY
WARS END. DON’T THEY?
• As the conflict spreads across the globe, will both sides lay down their arms or keep fighting to the bitter end?
• Featuring Nick Fury, Jessica Jones and the White Fox!!
32 PGS./Rated T+ …$3.99
just starting chapter 15
https://gumroad.com/l/70-Seas
http://latchkeykingdom.com/
old threads:
>>83843288 (Cross-thread)
>>83875076 (Cross-thread)
>>83880423 (Cross-thread)
>>83923583 (You) (Cross-thread)
>>83945922
DO YOU LIKE FUN
I LIKE FUN
LET'S READ A FUN FUCKING COMIC
Today at 9. What do they have in store?
>>83947090
Vindication.
>>83947090
Justice.
The heights of hype that leads to the most crushing of disappointments.
You know, the same as the last two times.
Starting chapter 8
https://gumroad.com/l/70-Seas
http://latchkeykingdom.com/
old threads:
>>83843288
>>83875076
>>83880423
>>83923583
Hey /co/ let's read The Red Virgin and The Vision of Utopia!
>>83944853
I haven't read this but I'm about 99% sure Communism is involved.
How is everyone doing today?
Why does /co/ seem to really hate this book? I thought it was pretty fun
>>83944674
I like it. I tend to here positive vibes about it here, especially in comparison to Scott Pilgrim.
>>83944674
rushed
shit ending
protagonist learned nothing
Never thought anyone here hated it the arts great and the story's damn good
Let's read more. Some Lilith backstory tonight! The issues have become not only Teen Titans stories but other, I assume reprints, solo stories of the cast. Which is a pretty cool idea for a team book, solo back stories. Probably not gonna be posting those
is the archive site dead? can't load it.
speaking of dead pairs
I'm actually mad there isn't more straight Shakespeare.
F U Marvel
So how is everybody
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