Well, I just did it. About an hour ago, I got hit in the head hard enough to knock a chunk out of my left ear. I had to clip off the extra flesh, and decided to season it with salt and pepper, and sauted it in olive oil. I was actually pretty tasty. I don't know if it was just the presence of cartilage, or that I may have used too much salt, but my ear tasted honestly kinda like bacon.
Ask a guy who's committed autocannibalism anything I guess.
When and how do you plan to kill yourself?
>>7859418
how was the Chianti?
>>7859418
>had to clip off part of my ear
Don't they have doctors in burger land ?
>>7859456
They do, but nobody can afford them
>>7859418
Was it earlobe or above?
Did you eat the cartilage or chew around it and spit it out?
Would you do it again?
>>7859456
Would have cost him over 60k kek
>>7859463
It was the top portion of my ear, and I'm guessing it was mostly cartilage. I ate the whole thing. It was a small piece, about just once square centimeter, but I figured if I was gonna do it, I might as well not puss out.
>>7859478
From what? The white walkers? Lol.
>>7859484
Lanaster sympathizer detected
>>7859478
Have fun risking your life in the middle of bumfuck no-where while we live our lives freely.
>>7859531
>while we live our lives freely.
Thanks to America.
You're welcome btw ;^)
>>7859536
Have fun risking your life in the middle of bumfuck no-where while we live our lives freely.
>>7859536
>Thanks to America.
hmmm... who sold chemical weapons to Irak, armed al kaida and send Bin Laden in a Terrorist bootcamp to improve his knowledge?
>>7859432
spspspspssspspspspspsps
>>7860280
That was australia
>>7860347
oh! sorry then... my mistake ...
go on America, save the world for us..
>>7860353
We already did
>>7860363
and put a man on the moon ... we know... we know....
>>7859536
How about protecting your own shit country from homosexual terrorists and black snipers first?
>>7859462
>>7859505
>Lanaster
