Is it possible to open these without spilling kool-aid all over your hands?
>>7859061
Use your feet?
freeze it solid first.
>>7859061
Open over a sink, or use a wad of papertowels. Better yet, they seem kind of silly if you need something on the go, just buy kool aid singles and add to your own water bottle?
>>7859061
being in control of your strength and twisting the top gently once it's open turn the top on its side and sip the juice out
>>7859061
use your anus
>>7859061
Why are those so fucking good better tHan powder
>>7859215
your subconscious makes it even more delicious because it reminds you of when you were a baby sucking on your mother's tits.
Have you tried not gripping it like your dick?
>>7859061
>>7859304
Are you suggesting I shoot the bottle in the back of the head?
>>7859231
Interesting theory.
>>7859215
They don't water it down like your mom does.
ask a nigga
>>7859061
with your teeth faggot
>>7859231
i just like putting my tongue in the hole and squeezing the bottle bringing my tongue with it, what is the subconscious theory on that?
>>7860314
You like big meaty dicks pounding and splashing the back of your throat you fucking faggot.
>>7859061
I highly doubt it, since they fill the shit all the way to the brim and then they made the top like pulling a pin on a goddamn grenade. Your only hope is to the stab the bottom and let the juice pour out like that.
>>7859061
I dunno, all I know is that bottle top is a fuckin spaceship.
>>7859094
This is the best answer that doesn't answer OP
>>7859402
Spoilers douche.
>>7859061
Use your sharpest katana to slice off the top of the kool aid burst
>>7859061
I always opened them with my teeth and swallowed the leakage. Turns out that was a good skill to have once I realized I was gay.
Do these even still exist?
Fuck guess I'll post it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBRL7D0wcXM
Yes, by not being retarded.
>>7859061
Have mommy do it, faggot.
>>7861812
Oh man, totally forgot about this shit - didn't even realize what it was til he mentioned the tiles
>>7859307
spoilers my man
