>>7847145
It means you're a big guy

stupid slide thread, but I like the rootbeer ones a little. far from the best flavor but also not the worst ive had.

>Good flavors died for this

Poptarts are still shit tier tho

>>7847145
One word: Money
No sane man would make root beer Pop-Tarts in a million years. But A&W© (registered trademark) root beer Pop-Tarts? Fucking genius.

Nigga the best poptart is the strawberry milkshake poptart.

>>7847282
That actually sounds awesome.

>>7847287
It was the best poptart ever made but it was discontinued so few people have ever tasted it. There are some people starting petitions to get it back but its not looking good .

>>7847145
A&W and Orange Crush are the same parent company, and they try to partner with things to get more profitability. They also partnered with Jelly Belly for their flavors.

It really doesn't end up with a good product for the consumer, though. Like Taco Bell Dorito shells or Burger King Cheeto fried macaroni, the product ends up being a corporate convenience, but terrible product.

I just want them to bring back Chocolate Vanilla Creme Pop-Tarts. Loved them as a kid, and they came back a couple years ago...

...but why can't they stay?

Remember those commercials that showed the cool kid eating Toaster Strudels instead of Pop Tarts? I never knew a single person who ate them. I tried them and it was like a bad version of a pastry. At least Pop Tart didn't pretend to be real food - it was basically a big cookie with filling.

>>7847301
>...but why can't they stay?
probably something you did to anger god.

So what do they taste like? I might see if they have some at Walmart after work.