Being the chinky ass I am, I hate "Chinese" food. Can anyone else agree?
"no"
What would you prefer? Fluffy or Fido?
>>7843491
Oh, I've had my share of weird shit before immigrating. If it moves, I've probably eaten it.
Some examples include
>Snake
>Bear
>Frog
>Dog (Yes, dog. Poor Fluffy didn't stand a chance)
Only young westernized asians hate things like Panda Express because they're spoiled fucktards who don't even know what their own cuisine tastes like anyway.
Buzzfeed did a video with some old people from China and they actually enjoyed Panda Express because they understand graciousness and respect (and good food).
>>7843496
>Buzzfeed is a reliable source
I'm gonna fucking bet you took that "How Privileged are You?" test too.
>>7843472
I like fake Chinese food, but not Panda Express. I think it's because they don't use MSG, while all the Golden Dragons of the world do.
>>7843496
I've seen this across all foods. In general less pretentious people think "not how I would do it, but I see the appeal for others" while some think "not what I like, therefore bad".
As an American, I never thought I would be the one to others to respect their elders.
>>7843495
Contrary to popular belief, you guys don't eat cats right?
I'm japanese american and I hate koreanized sushi with a passion but I'd fight a bitch who tries to keep me from my baked salmon rolls.
>>7843516
Well. I usually stick around in Shanghai, but I do travel. Dog is the more...preferred choice.
So what's the deal with American Chinese restaurants anyways? Why do they all have the same menu?
>>7843534
You're triggered by someone talking about another website on an anonymous imageboard, Sperg.
>>7843541
>Justifying Memefeed
OK, you need to stop, right here.
Americanized Chinese food is the only kind of good Chinese food.
>>7843563
You can't argue it.
>>7843553
Triggered again, faggot? Get over it.
>>7843495
Do you guys have dogs as pets, as well?
Like... is there a specific breed you people keep around as livestock and everything else is buddy buddy?
>>7843572
Great buzzword there, friendo. You're really, really stepping up to the plate here today.
>>7843579
You like buzzwords?
Maybe you'd like [spoiler]Buzzfeed.com[/spoiler]
>>7843578
Yea, you basically got it right there, but it actually varies a bit with each providence- some eat them, some don't, and some does both.
>>7843517
Why is the asian guy in this video so racist towards white people? He's determined to hate it, but they all admit the chow mein is good.
>>7843604
Because he's a smug cunt. He came in expecting to hate it. We've all met that type of person.
chinese have both the best authentic cuisine and fast-food variation. I tried panda express when I am in the states and get orange chicken + fried rice.
I've only been to hong kong tho so my experience is quite limited.
I am been hoping panda express come to india and open in my city for this :P
>>7843604
Every video they make is like this.
There's "Mexicans try Taco Bell," there's "Italians try Olive Garden," and they all share this in common:
The foreigners and the 1st generation immigrants all like it, even if it's not the way they would have made it.
All the 20-somethings and snotty teenagers are the ones that are all "NOT MUH ACCURATE OLD WORLD RECIPE"
>>7843533
Popular easy cheap dishes
>>7843586
What breed of dog is common as livestock?
Is it
>pic related?
>>7843758
There's a bit of variety, but they're mostly unappealing as pets to begin with. Also, Shiba Inu is a Japan thing, not China's. Also, Shiba Inus aren't eaten by anyone...I hope.
>>7843688
could you imagine being the poor worker assigned to clean up all the poo from in front of the restaurant everyday...man that job would suck...
>>7843517
You dont have tobe a chink to hate retarded top 5 best ways to use nutella websites
>>7843495
Seriously curious, how did you like them? I'm not opposed to eating certain animals, I just feel like I'd never really get into the situation where I have meat from a dog on my plate.
I've always wanted to eat horse meat, though. Fuck horses.
>>7843522
>koreanized sushi
>doesn't realize kimbap was around before "japanese sushi"
Stay ignorant, mutt
>>7843604
He probably a mod on /r/asianmasculinity
i like ching chong bing bong food myself. but for some reason it always tastes like doo doo when you let it get cold and reheat it, it's like you have to suck it down as fast as you can. but the thing abot chineses eating cats is a myth for the most part, there are parts of china wherein they eat cats but ti's not widely done and it's looked down upon in society ok. and to all those dingleberrys who moan and say that chinese restaurants in america aint real chinese food then to them i say whom is cooking that chinese food that your eating me old son, if its a chinese that's cooking the chinese food then it's chinese ok ok ok
>>7843496
PREACH it man.....
>>7843472
I like chinese food when its shitty american but its not really all that great to me and never really worth the money compared to some nice authentic food.
>>7845220
Horses are both adorable and yummy, you take that back!
>>7845243
gimbap uses unvinegared rice and substitutes sesame oil instead
yeah they're both rolled in algae sheets but they're hardly the same
>>7843472
Agreed. Western Chinese food has not enough spice, way too much sugar. Every time I try to order Sichuan food it's always a sweet, weak disappointment.
>>7843472
american chinese food is fucking awful
See: PF Changs
>>7845462
t. genghis suomi
>>7843688
DESIGNATED
>>7843688
>dat fish tofu stick
>dem sweet hot dogs wiff dat vaguely licorice-y/cinnamon-y taste to'em
Goddamn, I miss HK.
You can keep the intestine sticks, though.
>>7843693
>all the foreigners and first gens like it
Why do you make things up?
It's not true for the Olive Garden one. At all. The greasy wop dagos who were born in New Jersey and speak no Italian whatsoever all sing OG's praises while the old Italian ladies with the thick-ass accents universally hate it.
