Airplane food thread
Recently flew ANA to narita, had great food. Lots of different fish and it all tasted really good for being airline food
Can one order kosher food if not a Jew? Do they check?
Last time i took a flight I took 8 mgs of klonopin. passed out within 5 minutes of getting in the air. Woke up 4 hrs later, ate 3 packs of these and landed. It's tough being this rich.
>>7842883
NOT FOR PASSOVER USE
I kek'd
>>7842907
I drank codeine syrup last time I flew (not black btw) and it was the most relaxing flight ever. Then got paranoid going through customs
>>7842913
Yeah, they have a different set of rules for passover.
I just learned this earlier this week.
>Airplane food
Unless I need to do business when I get off I just get fucking hammered. First class and business are even shit for food. You can make an omelet at ten-thousand feet but I'm not likely to eat it.
>>7842917
I take tranqs and drink a couple whiskeys. No matter how many times I fly it doesn't change the fact that you're sub-orbital and the whole thing is fucking insane.
this is all i accept, even for +10 flights.
you starving nags. do you also keep what you dont eat?
>>7842932
>not getting plastered
You don't know a good flight, you water-drinking fag. Also, you are a fucking sub-human if you take your shoes off. at least bring a pair of slippers in your carry-on you fucking savage.
>>7842943
You fucking stink and people have to sit next to you. Next time you fly bring a pair of slippers to be courteous. I have a pair of ugg slippers that I exchange for my shoes in my carry-on luggage.
People who travel often should fucking do that.
I once had some stuff on an airplane from some company called Monty's Bakehouse.
Their lemon cake was amazing and I want to to try to find a recipe like it, but haven't had any luck yet
>>7842966
Dude, are we having a foot-odor argument?
I just don't like seeing some asshole take their shoes off next to me. It's a cultural thing. I bring my slippers because I still think your feet should be covered. This isn't the tran-am to rio you savages. Civilized company means having your feet covered. This isn't a cruise, it's a here, and there affair.
>>7842983
Northwest US.
We're extremely polite unless you start doing some northeast US shit. Chewing with your mouth open. Being racist in public company, and generally being annoying because it's tolerated in a "culturally diverse" place.
>>7842987
>being this cucked
lmao
>>7842987
PNW here. Stop being a faggot.
I fly British airways transatlantic a few times a year. I drink as much vodka and tonic as I can, plus a couple of those small bottles of red wine with the meal. I eat whatever they put in front of me. Never the sweet though.
>>7842991
It's not my foot odor man.
I was on a flight to Anchorage and some fuckhead from Kentucky decided that the whole cab needed to smell his funk. It was motherfucking prolific.
>Traveling by plane.
Plebs
>>7842978
did you get rapeed by a foot or some shit
>>7843001
I love rail but it's so goddamn slow. Canada still has a passenger rail system but here in the US we only have a few stations still functioning. My sister traveled on Canadian rail and we had to pick her up from the asshole of nowhere because we don't really support passenger rail anymore.
>>7842998
HOLY FUCKING KEK AT THAT FILENAME AHAHAHAHA
DID ANYONE ELSE NOTICE IT?
>>7843005
If you're going to keep being an obstinate cunt then I guess there's no dealing with you. I was traumatized by something that smelled like a mix of death and hell by somebody who sat next to me, but no; it's my problem.
I guess I have foot odor.
>>7843009
Fuck Amtrak. Get off my god damned rail.
>>7843024
Did you just get done with your first year of University in pursuit of a psychology degree?
Your line of writing certainly reads like it.
>>7842930
I think Russian cosmonauts were given phenibut as an anti anxiety but don't know how effective it was
>>7843033
This is monstrously amusing.
I nailed you to the wall.
>>7843038
Kill yourself my man
>>7843038
You got rekt dude, deal with it
>>7842998
air pajeet
>>7843163
>paying $14 for airline food
ill take the free soda thnx. im not obese so i won't get shakes if i don't eat for a few hours.
>>7842940
lol howd u know i take shoes off. but anyway i am careful enough to be wearing new or just-washed socks and my feet dont stink.
and it is as disgusting, or even more, to be eating next to unknown people. might as well just eat with your hands from a common plate.
>>7843011
Yeah, I see it.
>mfw i take my shoes off and crisscross applesauce while having a meal at a restaurant
>>7843197
>travel for business
>yet still disorganized and unprofessional in your traveling you can't fit a meal in before departure
>>7843217
>yea im just gonna wait until the last minute to get to the airport, miss my flight and interrupt the meeting anyways
if you literally don't have the extra 8 minutes to eat a subway sandwich or whatever they have, then you've already fucked up whether you stop to eat or not
>>7843213
>fat drunk stumbling into the airport late
>feet stink, dirty no shower
>wearing wrinkled dirty clothes from the night before
>only concerned about buying cheap food on the plane
>im a buidness man
>>7843217
and im a loan analyst btw, a good part of my work are inspections. you've never flown for business, have you?
>>7843197
If you travel for business-related purposes, usually your workplace has you flown-in in Business as such, you're guaranteed a warm meal and access to the snacks offered at the airport lounge.
>>7843232
post a picture of your stomach with a time stamp
>im a busy loan analyst
>i barely have time to eat
>>7843243
it's not very busy work, but regardless if you don't show up at least an hour and a half before boarding you're just begging for shit to happen.
>>7843249
>nobody flies in business
>implying
I am flying tomorrow in business and I am fucking 22. I paid for my flight in cash and it was incredibly cheap. Like 100 pounds for a return trip to Spain.
>>7843249
yes, it is so much better.
>I fly about once a month
i think you're blowing shit out your ass to win an internet argument but whatever, no i don't. i fly a few times a year, and i eat at the airport because 1)it's a nice airport and 2)the flights aren't long enough to be bothered with an airplane meal.
>>7843258
>Showing up that early.
It depends entirely upon the airport and the time, dude.
>>7843284
>Ryanair
Try BA Club Europe, nigga.
>>7843276
>nice
>airport
Pick one.
See, it can hardly be a coincidence that no language on Earth has ever produced the expression "As nice as an airport." Airports are horrible. Some are very horrible. Some attain a degree of horribleness that can only be the result of a special effort. This horribleness arises because airports are full of people who are tired, cross, and have just discovered that their luggage has landed in Murmansk (Murmansk airport is the only exception of this otherwise infallible rule), and architects have on the whole tried to reflect this in their airport designs.
>>7843261
i think you've meandered off the topic of discussion, this is about before getting there. airports and airplane food, remember?
i plan my travel so that i have time to spare. if you don't, then
> you're just begging for shit to happen.
what the fuck work are you doing where you don't have an extra hour in the day to get the airport early?
Dumping airline food.
United.
>>7842883
Yeh you have to show them your dick
Ladies! Ladies!
Stop flying the unfriendly skies, and start riding the regal rails!
>>7843301
>>7843298
not him but
free meal at your hotel > $5-6 at subway/chick-fil-a/panda express at the airport > $14 for microwaved shit on a plane
>>7843309
>>7843301
>ranch dressing
Why are americucks so obsessed with it? You fags dump that shit everywhere when you could be actual normal human beings and dress your salad with olive oil and some Modena vinegar.
>>7843295
>Pick one.
i suppose the poor dirt farmers in Fucktin, Nowhere would have to, but even the landing strip in Saskatoon has its amenities
>>7843313
>>7843298
>special justifications
>arriving early like you should be doing whether you eat or not
have fun being stuck in eastern california because you missed your flight
>>7843323
ANA
>>7843329
Air France
Fairly frequent international flyer here, mostly business or economy depending if client is paying.
What's the best airline food wise?
I like Emirates or Qantas menus.
Shit tier; KLM, China Air and AA.
>>7843316
>stop liking things i dont like
we dont worship your olive oil god on this side of the ocean
>>7842883
Yeah you have to show them the number that's tattooed on your arm.
>>7843332
>>7842940
>owning slippers that cost hundreds of dollars
>>7843312
>I've got it down to a science
so then you ate before you got to the airport and thus don't need to eat on the plane. good for you, but that still serves to further my own argument of there being no excuse for eating airplane meals besides masochism.
I went to Istanbul with Turkish airlines once and food was incredible and much better than KLM ( which is what I normally use )
>>7843340
Air Berlin
>>7843347
KLM
>>7843346
enjoy your complementary bombs and jihad
>>7843347
probably the best food in the thread so far...
>>7843345
i consider modesto eastern.
>>7843355
They gave me an extra sandwich because I was asked to sit in the emergency exit row.
Also the flight was full of old people. I was the only 20-something on the flight.
Let's just all fucking agree that China Eastern is fucking sinful.
>>7843365
I need to dig out the Delta photos.
>>7843359
Pretzel was awesome. Amerifats want to put salt on their pretzels which baffles me.
>>7842951
Why would you spend $100+ on a pair of slippers?
>>7843356
Hey at least my last meal will be top tier eh ^^
>>7843354
so then you had breakfast somewhere before you arrived to the airport
>That's usually the one where things get crazy
hence planning ahead. i don't care what fucking work you're doing there's no travel work where you're on the clock the entire time.
>Also, there are sometimes longer flights. I challenge you to take a nonstop from the US to Asia or the Middle East without touching the airplane food once
ok that's rough but i've flown from westcoast US to milan on some peanuts and water.
>>7843377
Delta domestic
>>7843380
does the nail polish come with the meal?
>>7843386
Delta international
>>7843391
>>7843378
Not that dude, but civilization has a price, man. I've never considered in-flight slippers before, but I am tempted.
>>7843371
Those tomatoes look alright, but that entree is a disaster.
Also, if you value access to a working shitter, never fly the Bangladesh Biman, regardless of how cheap that flight from LHR to Bangkok is.
>>7843396
That's all.
>>7843365
KLM is pretty nice. I flew from Amsterdam to Atlanta a few weeks ago.
>>7843389
It actually does they give you lots of little extras/sauces etc.. in all meals I think. I was pretty happy with the return flight too
>>7843411
I enjoyed KLM. I was on the Turin-Amsterdm flight.
>>7843405
i will never understand or accept this "working man inhales his protein bar, such a sacrifice" meme
jesus christ i can go 18 hours on a couple cups of coffee and no food. missing breakfast/lunch is not a sacrifice you are just a fatass.
>>7843422
you know your stewardess tried to mash that shit together into a pretty mound with her dirty hands and was like "eh fuck it good enough"
>>7843445
I can't fucking tell if you're being serious or not.
>>7843450
>Utensils/gloves don't exist
>>7843455
>they used gloves
LOL
>>7842784
Never got food on airplane. Always thought it would be awful, but that looks great.
>>7843457
its just some first world meme shit that rages me so hard when i hear "on man i didnt even have time for a lunch break"
seriously faggot? you are 25% bodyfat and you are literally fucking almost crying because you didn't get your chicken tendies for lunch
hearing some white collar faggot talk about "rushing a meeting so i can get to lunch" as he jiggles out the door is hilarious
>>7843249
This guy actually know what he is talking about.
Most "normie" companies have a policy to book the cheapest flight.
Im a senior project manager that earns 160k and brings in millions of dollars of revenue, i get no business class, Im so insignificant in company of 40,000 globally, its all about the company maximising shareholder profit and these types od cost saving measures are pushed hard.
>>7843484
im so fucking glad i work in a small company of less than 100 where you cant blow smoke up my ass
ill know if you are a good worker and i can probably tell you are lazy just by looking at your obese body and heavy breathing when you come to tell me about how fucking amazing you are
>getting home late and having a rough day
fucking pussy generation i swear. this is why people hire veterans, at least they know they won't bitch and whine about not getting 8 hours of sleep and 4 meals a day.
>>7843450
And peed on the lamb chops
>>7843461
I am guessing they have to ? + it looks like it came out of a cup of some sorts
>>7843471
I am the sales executive of the diabetes branch of a larger company that sells medical products ( not 40k company but still kinda big imo ) Not only all tickets are always economy, I have to book my own fucking flights and everyone elses under me and buy tickets months ahead to keep the fucking costs down, so the higher ups don't fucking breathe on my neck , and even used government incentives couple of times.(sometimes they help a little depending on your sector and the country you are going to, if there is a trade fair you have to go to etc..) . We mainly have to travel to Taiwan Singapore and sometimes to Korea and mainland China
>>7843511
i work 3-4 days a week 12+ hrs and jerk my dick for the other 3-4.
you are a massive faggot if you think skipping lunch is a sacrifice or personal triumph.
When did we get from airplane food to a dick-measuring contest?
>>7843504
>fucking pussy generation
People in the tech industry, the "pussy generation" will work 50-70 hours a week on salary. That isn't even uncommon.
But, okay, feel good about yourself.
>>7843540
>36-48 hrs/week
>long hours
this is how i know you are a shit person. most management jobs are 60-70+ hrs/week.
>>7843560
>12
>3-4
this is how i know you suck at reading
>>7843560
kek
>>7843555
>i can afford $14 for a microwaved meal on the plane
>#madeit
>>7843555
Its like clockwork.
nothing feels me up like a good ol luke warm chickan sandwhich with a bit of dry seamen on it from air algeria.
>>7843631
>>7842987
I'm from washington. that's not a cultural thing, you're just an uppity cunt. not everyone stinks like you, anon
>>7843307
24hr train ride, pay $5 for a bottle of water and get woken up every 10 minutes by some bored conductor reminding you once again to place a food order vs 2hrs on a plane, a free drink and some goddamn comfy white noise
hm
>>7843201
Why don't you just leave your clothes on in public?
>>7842997
why didn't you tell that tard to put his shoes on?
>Fly with Delta
>Get some sort of spicy chicken curry
>It's delicious, dude next to me offers me his and I wolf it down too
>Expect to poo in the mile high loo
>Never have to
I've had pretty good experiences with Delta. Their sandwiches suck (that dry-ass dense bread with a tiny sliver of meat/cheese) but the entrees have always been good. I really can't think of an airplane meal I've had that was bad, I don't know where the airline food meme comes from.
>>7843422
How did kermits cock taste?
>>7843337
>premium survivor meals
>>7843307
I would if it was price-competitive.
>>7843397
>Also, if you value access to a working shitter, never fly the Bangladesh Biman, regardless of how cheap that flight from LHR to Bangkok is.
Literally just pop an anti-diarrheal when you board. Constipation is better than using all but the very finest air shitters.
>>7843425
d-don't say that, I'm flying with KLM to Seoul in 3 weeks.
>>7842784
Pretty decent
>>7842869
Kek
>>7843560
>12×3 to 4 = 12×7
This is how I know that you're a potato.
>>7844457
Goddamn, that's what I get for descending to smug dickwaving on the internet (and not figuring out how to quote with this goddamn phone interface.
>>7842869
Holy fuck it's the perfect represantation of North Korea.
Excuse me faggots but there is NO SUCH FUCKING THING AS AN "AIRPLANE" you cock gobbling turbo niggers.
The word you are looking for is "aeroplane"
Who else had aeroflot food?
I'm not very picky with food, but i was unable to eat their food. Sorry i don't have a picture of it.
On my Emirates business class flight.
What's the deal with airline food?!
>>7843377
Cute pants, gaylord
Russia. S7 Airlines
>>7842940
how do you know he takes his shoes off ?
>>7843028
You know, I understand what they are trying to go for with the nice plates and cutlery; It just ends up making the food look fucking awful when it inevitable ends up spilling over the sides of the bowel or under the plate in the fucking trolley however. Just put it in a aluminium box and be done with it.
>>7843295
I'm constantly stuck in airports because I fly standby, the San Fran and Chicago airports are fine places to get stuck for a few hours. Decent food in San Fran with interesting art installations and beautiful terminals in Chicago. I also liked the Washington International terminal, but since the Continental-United merger I now have to go through Dulles, which is hellishly dull. I loved going through Minneapolis-St. Paul as a kid, it was full of northwestern touristy stuff despite being center-north, I guess because it's the gateway to all that moose-and-bear land.
Anyone have any favorite restaurants specifically in airports? The best egg-and-toast breakfast I ever had was from Ruby's Diner in Newark (now replaced in their efforts to make the place more upscale).
>>7843332
Air France is based, and the girl from the safety video makes me rock hard.
(I would marry her btw)
>>7842883
>mfw fell for the kosher meme
FUCKING DISGUSTING HALF FROZEN BLAND SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Everyone else got a hot noodle dish but I had to eat the kike food because everyone told me its better.
>>7844817
>falling for the 'brain food' meme
lol
>>7842940
Flew with britisih airlines was great all the drink and food was free so I got fairly plastered on the flight
Anyone had experience with malaysian airlines food, im flying with them next week
>>7845009
Sounds like you're the idiot that fucking fell for it. You're thinking of prison.
>>7845338
whats that red stuff? tomato juice?
>>7845140
BA are brilliant.
I don't think I've ever landed sober.
>>7845338
>water in a plastic cup
YOU DID THIS DIDN'T YOU AMERICA?
>>7842784
>Airplane food thread
>>7843396
How was the hot, posh wrap?
>pretentious faggots comparing microwaved meals
>>7845344
Actually no, no american airlines do that. They usually have bigass gatorade coolers that the stewardesses will fill a cup from for you.
Sometimes a carafe.
Longer flights its just bottled water.
I always try to order Cup O' Noodles whenever I'm flying
>>7845338
>kek
Asiana Airlines has probably been the only time I've gotten food on a plane that wasn't utterly disgusting.
On the way to Seoul I got the bibimbap and it was, as pictured
Some fruit (Pretty fresh, too)
Some Jajangmyeon (the black noodles)
Tea
Side dish of kimchi
That container on the left is just a fat thing of steamed rice to put on the bibimbap bowl
I don't recall if I got the soup looking thing on the right but it wouldn't surprise me
On the flight back I got a bunch of bulgogi and it came with a bunch of lettuce-y leaf stuff. I'd only had korean BBQ a few times while I was there so I was only vaguely sure that I was meant to make little burritos out of it.
I'm pretty sure I ate a few leaves I wasn't meant to.
And I'm pretty sure the people next to me did to, simply because I did.
>>7844946
>read that as "I will elegantly highlight your waistline"
lewd
