Even though i cant afford it. Anyone else do this? I only have a few thousand left in my savings
You overspend on al fresco dining? You give no details. I don't understand the point of this thread. See you on page 10.
>>7825624
Girl on the far left looks like this girl who wanted my dick when I was 30 and she was like 18
I turned her down and I still masturbate thinking about her on a regular basis
Are you one of those r9k bots who worked some shit job but managed to save up money because they have zero expenses and live with mommy and daddy and then quit your job in a fit of autism and now shitpost on r9k about how good the neet life is?
I'm high right now does that count
>>7825659
Was he the same guy who was "living large" because he got a job that paid $12 an hour and he wanted to buy a $600 phone on /g/ and it was a huge shitfest?
>>7825639
Ordered a ho and asked her to meet me at thid fancy hotel. Sitting on the patio, great view
>>7825654
You dodged a fucking bullet then.
>>7825659
Never been to r9k, but pretty good accuraccy
>>7825624
Get a job in marketing, especially digital media.
I eat like a fucking king because all of these companies want me to drop a contract for tens of thousands of dollars in their lap, so they're always taking me to nice dinners. Last week I ate an $89 steak, and that's not counting the oysters, sides, top flight wine, cocktails, and more.
>>7825677
I could have just emotionally manipulated her into having sex with me, like in every other time I've had sex. Let's be honest for a moment: any female who would willingly sleep with me is clearly got some kind of severe defect in the brain. So do I take advantage of the damaged goods, and then cast them aside like the trash they are? Or do I try to be "good" and just jack off alone?
It was, at one point, a real question. Now, of course, it's slim pickings.
Jesus christ i can cook a way better steak and egg at home
This fancy shit is overpriced garbage. My hooker was supposed to show 15 mins ago btw
>>7825690
It must be nice getting wined and dined like a bitch without having to fuck anyone.
>>7825702
It sure is.
>>7825702
No it sucks
18 mins now
Where the fuck is she
>>7825723
She stood you up because she realized you're not even worth having sex with if she's getting paid
The porn beckons
>>7825748
Just texted me, she coming
>>7825624
The majority of people live beyond their means, which makes them live paycheck to paycheck.
Gotta make yourself happy in the short term, cant fault em for it.
>>7825690
>Get a job in marketing
top kek m8
I hate living in canada
>>7825802
Works for me, loser. :)
Enjoy your STEM shit where you have to pay for all of your own meals.
hooker pics?
>>7825782
>she's coming
All over Chad's dick.
You still here OP? Any creepshots of the hooker?
>>7825849
The thing I find most strange is that beer and liquor is listed separately. It's easy to think of a good reason for that, but it's still strange.
>>7825849
That isn't that bad.
Couldnt get it up. Was too high on coke. Just woke up, ordering room service now
She wouldnt let me take pics. Droening my sorrows in more rum
ordered a late night sandwich and they seriously gave me Miss Vickies chips as a side...
I love Miss Vickies, but, what the fuck? It cost $20
Took the tiny bottle of champangne out of the mini fridge, thinking it'd be like 20 bucks...
80 fucking dollars.
I took a kokanee too, but replaced it with the one I had in my bag.
What the fuck?
I just spent like 1300 dollars for nothing because I was too fucked up to get a boner
these ladies waved back at me. I didn't think they could see me in my window.
Also a giant wasp is flying around in my room
>>7827387
taking chips out of a bag is not worth 20 dollars.
>>7827405
I don't think anyone here disagrees with you. Get this though: you ordered it. Until nobody orders the chips and they stop making obscene amounts of money off of it, why should they stop?
>>7827428
I thought they were going to be fries. I didn't know they'd be Miss Vickies. They didn't mention that in the menu
>>7827431
also, the pigeons are in full force.
I'm just enjoying this hotel experience as much as I can before I'm kicked out at noon
just took a leak in the shower. All I can smell is pussy. Fuck. Can't wait to get home and wash that shit off of my hands and penis.
>>7827457
god I hate that smell
why can't women clean themselves properly
>>7825802
>H-haha STEM master race
Doesn't matter if you have a degree from MIT if you're too autistic to interview
>>7826089
10 dollars for Jameson is miserable
>>7827291
>doesn't know what Moet is
>haha lol lemme drink this
>>7825849
they really need to change that receipt roll
and congrats, you just realised money can't buy you happiness
>>7827495
you're right, I have no idea what moet is. Tasted exactly like every other champange I've ever had
>>7825624
I had $20,000 in savings when I turned 21 from working my ass off. I spent $15,000 in about a year (on top of my $40k salary), mostly on expensive whiskey, trip to las vegas, and being at a bar every single day and ordering top-shelf liquor.
That said, it was kind of worth it. Definitely had fun.
>>7827699
OP here. My dream is to go to vegas.
Will probably never happen
I really want to go to Mandalay Bay
I did one or two $20 lunches a week for about 2 years. I'd hit a different restaurant most of the time and circle back to my favorites. Its not something I found really valuable in the long run. The best food in America sits at about a $5-8 price range at local diners, ethnic hole-in-the-wall restaurants, and dives.
Fuck drive-ins.
Nothing on tv except jamie oliver
Fuck
>>7825677
why am I laughing so hard?
>Autist OP attempts to fuck a hooker, eats expensive food and discovers what a hotel is like
>>7830706
you're right, lol
