Meanwhile in flyover land...
>>7820976
>coasties being this insecure about their soulless bourgeoisie cuisine
>>7820976
There's nothing wrong with fried curds, just stop acting like anyone who wants to sometimes eat something else is some kind of subversive unamerican traitor
>>7820976
I am Canadian and have no idea what's going on here.
/nmg/ - Nu-Male General
>>7821010
Cheese curds. When making cheese sometimes little bits form their own little amorphous blobs. They take the tiny cheese blobs and fry them. It's a 300-year-old version of mozzarella sticks.
>>7820976
culver's is bomb af
>>7821076
this
>>7820976
I've only had Culvers once. A new one opened up in Orlando or port Orange and I just so happened to be driving up the day it opened. I'll never forget those curds. I think about them all the time
fuck off, Eau Claire
>>7820986
The funny thing is all the ones on here are probably fucking losers so they use living in a big city as a crutch to compensate for their pitiful life.
So do they serve marinara sauce with these. Or what's the preferred dipping sauce ?
How are they better than fried mozzarella sticks ?
ITT impotent hick rage
>>7821277
>honest, god-fearing midbesterners having a sensible discussion regarding the merits of fried cheese curds
>a wild nu-male appears
>"lol why u so mad hicks? my wife's son and i are literally lmoa at your lifes i mean its 2016 are you kidding me?"
>>7821292
I bet you use memes with your friends in real life conversations.
>>7820976
I don't get it. Is there something on the cheese curds? Have I suddenly turned blind?
>>7821336
The only memes I know of IRL are the South and the Coasts.
>tfw going to Wisconsin and getting a fat butter burger from Culvers to eat in the car while driving out to Carr Valley cheese for a hunk of 12 year cheddar.
God bless that great state.
>>7821234
ay what up orlando senpai
Culver's is okay, we definitely have better burger choices here though, even among the chains.
>>7821349
do they even sell nut goodie bars in Wisconsin?
>>7821292
>sensible discussion regarding the merits of fried cheese curds
What other sorts of discussions do you guys have?
>>7820976
/Wisco/ cuisine trumps all others
Coastiecucks on suicide watch.
>>7821027
We know what cheese curds are. We invented poutine.
They just broke ground for a new Culver's in the next town over last week. Been there before and it's nothing special, the greasy food gave me the shits that night though.
>>7821355
I live down in Miami, I was driving up to Orlando then going to Ormond. I hear so much good shit about food in Orlando. Donuts, burgers, beer. It's mostly those cheese curds I'm a slut for
Damn im hungry for a flyover ' ' right niw
>>7822310
Damn that looks good. just found a local high end pizza joint (does gluten free pizza) that does a deep dish. so ordering one tomorrow. thanks for inspiring me based meme man
>>7822321
Pls post your ' ' when you get it anon
>>7821234
>port Orange
>someone else knows my town
W-what up neighbor? Y-you wanna go get Culvers together?
>>7821272
Most people dip them in either ranch or ketchup. And they're usually a lot gooier and less stringy than mozzarella sticks. They're also tinier
![beercheesecurds[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9aZ1Xb8.jpg "beercheesecurds[1].jpg")
If you've never had deep fried curds then the Culver's ones will probably seem good, but compared to real Wisconsin beer battered ones they're nothing special
>>7821272
Ranch, preferably.
>>7821349
Man, you have to go to Solly's. They make the best butter burger, period. Go to Solly's in Glendale, get a single with fries and a milkshake, then enjoy the best burger you've ever had.
(caveat, Mel is trying to retire and letting some different cooks take the wheel without his oversight, so it's a little inconsistent lately. If the man himself is there (somewhat balding white guy) or the more husky back dude is there, then you're gonna have a good burger.
Best burgers, period.
coasties sinking in the global warming....obama hillary save us.
nope. eatin cheese, fuck off.
there's literally nothing wrong with cheese curds. culver's is okay. I prefer burger time though
>>7821349
I quite like their leipajuusto
Every Culver's restaurant seems to be full of customers that appear slightly retarded and 'off.'
So does the entire state of Wisconsin, incidentally
urgh culvers cheese curds aren't even very good. gotta hit a local bar or something to get the real deal
source: new yorker (unfortunately) living in the midwest for the time being
>>7823020
their burgers are great though
>>7821234
>>7822342
>this many Port Orange people on /ck/
Holy shit I came into this thread seeing it was Culver's and was gonna say something about Port Orange. Used to work at the Mellow Mushroom right down the street from it, had a couple really bomb-ass nights getting stupid high after work and walking on over to gorge on Culver's. Good times.
>>7822990
Same here in Wyoming. Also, about one in 15 people walks with a limp. It's really strange.
>classic image.jpg
>>7822990
They just talk slow because their parents slap them for talking at a normal speed because that's not how we do things around here boy
Anyone who talks faster than 11 words per minute is a dishonest city slicker and, in virtue of the fact that they violated the "must talk, look, eat, drink, think, feel, walk, dress, type, cook, and live just like everyone in my locale" rule, if they do in fact talk like that they hate America and have literally never even set foot here
>>7820991
so they're basically mozzarella sticks?
>>7823216
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cV292aZuYEo
>>7820976
Can't wait until winter rolls around. Having dinner with your friends at Culver's on a freezing Minnesotan evening is the best feeling ever.
>>7823031
>Used to work at the Mellow Mushroom right down the street from it
Bro I thought they like just opened that, what did you work there for an entire month?
>>7823228
They're breaded and deep fried cheddar cheese curds.
Why are you in a thread making fun of flyover food when you apparently aren't even aware that there are different kinds of cheese?
>>7823157
Why do you always have to point that out? Nobody cares what the file is called except you. Autistic faggot. Do you get a sense of accomplishment after pointing out what the file is called, typing it out in the dark with your Cheetos stained fingers while wearing nothing but dirty underwear you havent taken off in 3 days? I can just imagine your fat fucking frame illuminated by your computer screen, which is the only source of light in your room. The only sounds in your house are the air conditioner turning on or off, your parents down the hallway turning over in bed, and the sound of keys being typed
>classic image.jpeg
Oh boy. I cant wait for you to show up in future threads to be the hero we need. SOMEONES gotta tell us when OP googles an image.
>>7823238
A couple months, they opened in November and I started the last week of October. Right around January is when they realized "oh shit, we hired way too many people" and started letting people go one by one (common mistake of new restaurants). I never got an official confirmation I was let go, but January's the last time I saw any hours there.
>>7823244
>tell us when op googles an image
It means he's a mobile poster.
Unless someone is live posting from a restaurant or doing a cook-along, virtually every "image.jpg" thread is just a garbage attempt to get replies with shit like poll threads, or otherwise extremely lazy shitposting, just like this thread.
>>7821349
I live in Minnesota and drive through Wisconsin every time I visit friends and family in Ohio/NY/VA; I always make it a point to stop at Carr Valley for some cheese curds and maybe a block or two of cheese and other goodies to bring home.
>>7822383
>>7822628
I love some fried cheese sticks with marinara, and I remember being home deep frying them without any marinara, so I dipped in ketchup and ranch at the same time. It was edible , but was for sure NOT tasty. And I love ketchup like its nobody's business!
I'm afraid if I ever did find an establishment that served fried cheese curds and I was not served a side of marinara, I would not be eating them.
I'm not a total fu/ck/ about my food but I am about a few things. These might be one of them.
Do some places serve marinara with them at least?
What does 'flyover' mean?
>>7823616
irrevevant midwestern states that nobody gives a damn about
>>7823616
It's what nu-males call people who don't believe in open marriages or pre-teen sex changes.
>>7823641
t. flyover inhabitant
>>7821406
It's that what poutine is?
I don't like the sound of that.
>>7823641
>nu-males
Oh it's the Shitcagoan again. There is no need to be so upset; Chicago isn't even flyover, as a major transit hub.
Yet inexplicable it *does* still manage to have some of the worst "food". It's an amazing feat, really.
>>7823616
It's where polygamy and incest are accepted and modernity is unpatriotic and evolution is a lie from the devil
'go 'za 'go 'za 'go 'za :( :( :(
>>7820976
>flyover land
'Go 'Za
>>7823800
You guys realise that meme is now a thing out in the real world?
Absolute madmen!
>>7823616
it's like "livethrough" but not a thing you experience
>>7823616
it's a useless term with a fluid definition that insignificant people living on the coasts use to try and make their worthless lives seem more important than they actually are
>>7823781
Mainland. I don't live in Port Orange, just spend a lot of time there since it's only a couple minutes down the road for me.
>>7823828
this is true but only in the sense that people are provincial and words change over time.
water is always the superior thing though. wi has a lake so its fine but costals are superior to just river
>>7820976
>the nearest Culver's to me is 3 hours away
>>7823828
Mad flyover is mad.
When you finally take your first airplane trip and realize that 90% of the country is rural farmland you'll understand what flyover means.
Why do flyovers get so fucking mad about everything?
>it's an "insecure coasties attack 'flyovers' and then spam 'LOL U MAD U MAD?' when they don't have anything better to say" episode
>>7824042
>it's a /tv/ crossboarder who came to shitpost on /ck/ and ended up getting legitemately mad about being called flyover
>>7824055
Haha, well memed my friend! These flyover cucks sure got their jimmies rustled! Upvoted!
>>7820976
Those are readily available on, at least, the East Coast. So I'm not sure what this "flyover" shit is about.
>>7823271
>mobile poster
No, it means iphone. I'm posting from mobile too but not from a piece of shit.
>>7824042
90% of incoherent 'go 'za posting is one assblasted shitcagan who got in an argument over italian beef months ago and can't let go
he is on here 12+ hours a day and thinks he's "proving a point about unfair mods" or something
at least he's stopped posting tranny porn, that was a low point in his tantrum
>>7824127
>he is on here 12+ hours a day and thinks he's "proving a point about unfair mods" or something
Never change 4chan, never change.
Now I'm gonna have to look up this 'go 'za shitposting meme
>>7823954
do you live close to downtown Orlando? literally impossible to not find good food. shit tons of vietnamese, thai, chinese, and korean food around mills 50.
>>7824163
It's most likely someone from /tv/ or another fast board still mad about the hike in moderation and got bored on their homeboard and heard /ck/ is great for shitposting on because people here actually care about the board topic.
>I'm gonna have to look up this 'go 'za shitposting meme
Literally open and look at any single thread... It was quickly played out and is just unfunny spam at this point.
>>7824175
>It was quickly played out and is just unfunny spam at this point.
Fuck off, normie.
>>7824190
He made a big sap post about how it took him years to force it and how happy he was for it to catch on finally.
Protip: It never did.
What's a flyover
>>7824223
Basically, someone who lives in rural America and calls avocados and sriracha "meme foods" because they only first tried them last year when they got so popular the fast food and chain restaurants in their little town started offering them.
>>7824226
Oh damn, I kept seeing it for the past year, and I thought it meant immigrants.
>>7824206
lol what a faggot
i really don't even get the meme, it's always just a pic of shitty chicago pizza right? and he shortened it to 'go 'za, not sure how that is funny at all
>>7824234
It isn't funny. It just makes people feel like they're in the know by shitposting it, thinking that they're in on this big secret and that they're part of something, despite being just as pathetic as they always were.
Such is the nature of unfunny forced memes.
>>7824190
He didn't do anything to piss them off... at first
He was mad that someone insulted Chicago and demanded that the mods punish the person who he argued with
Nothing happened so he started his "campaign" of posting goza and chicks with dicks
>>7823228
They are slightly more delicious
>>7824310
updated
>>7824342
Heh heh.
This meme will become the mainstream.
Fuck the flyovers.
>>7824342
updated
>>7820976
fried cheese curds are good, but onion rings are better
>>7824367
You know what to do, /ck/!
:^)
>>7820976
culver's cheese curds are sub par but the burgers are GOAT
>>7824243
right, I've seen the 'go 'za thing a few times but i'm rarely on /ck/, usually on other boards so I have no problem admitting I was clueless about it and not 'in the know'
>>7824367
nice try, faggot
>>7822310
fuck giordanos
>>7823228
they're better imo
>>7824392
raiding is against the rules
>>7824127
This is not true. That guy was against 'go 'za posting, not for it. The tranny dicks were a reaction to the goza memeing.
>>7824448
>>7824190
tranny dick guy is not goza guy
>>7824346
mad flyover detected
>>7824226
what
from my experience it's mainly new yorkers who call things meme foods and they call them that specifically because they've worked their way out of their little bubble and are widely available inland
>>7824612
Why would you post a picture of Buzzfeed girl here?
>>7823781
Atlantic, that teal ghetto ass place. Class of '09 muthafuckers.
>>7823954
For Port Orange, Monterey Grill near the super target across from Culvers. Worked there for several years and the food's bretty good. Used to be independently owned but hey changed ownership and some company owns it now. The recipes and menu were left untouched last time I went though and the owners still have Malibu Beach Grill and Santa Fe over at the Pavillion. Check that shit out. Also Cinnamon Tree Cafe next door to Monterey for some kickass crepes.
As for Orlando I don't know a lot of places that aren't chains but if you like burgers get your ass to Beth's Burger Bag near Lake Eola.
>>7824819
>from my experience it's mainly new yorkers who call things meme foods and they call them that specifically because they've worked their way out of their little bubble
Visit a farming town in bumfuck nowhere midwest (or basically just anywhere in Wyoming) if you want to know what a bubble looks like. These aren't people with a specific food culture that they'll irrationally defend; these are people who grew up with nothing but fast food, chain restaurants, and maybe one or two local family restaurants that everyone congregates at after church even though the food is worse than the Applebee's down the street. That is honest to goodness how a large portion of the country lives; Wisconsin and Minnesota get extra attention because they're known for distinctively flyover foods such as tuna casserole and pistachio jello salad.
>>7824879
That doesn't address his point at all.
>>7824367
you have a tab opened that says "monkeys masturbating."
>>7824885
What was his point? That New Yorkers are all hipsters who think that they had sriracha and avocados before the rest of the country and then started calling them uncool when they found out that people in North Dakota could get both of them at their local Subway?
>>7824938
It's a troll screenshot you thick cunt
>>7824939
Yes, that's exactly the definition of a meme food.
>>7824942
there's a difference between trolling and joking
>>7824118
>>7824943
There is no definition of meme food because meme foods aren't a thing.
Most people who live in places with tourists and an active food scene have been eating things like avocados their entire life and aren't going to stop because they are now on fast food menus and endorsed by Alton Brown. Only someone who's been hyped up about something popular and tries it for the first time, only to be let down, is going to avoid it because it's popular, or a "meme food".
>>7824951
i post from both, right now im on muh peecee, but im about to go make lunch so im going to shitpost from my phone
>>7823759
>Take fries
>Melt cheese curds over them
>Put gravy on it
>Other things like meat and veggies optional
Poutine is amazing. As a burger I'm sad we don't have more of it.
>>7824963
A meme food is something a food hipster doesn't like to see become overexposed.
>>7824969
>melt cheese curds over fries
>put gravy on it
Three easy steps and you still managed to fuck it up somehow.
>>7824879
>tfw grew up like this in Wisconsin
>tfw took me 2 years to try ethnic food after moving to Shitcago
>>7824963
It blew my mind when I learned that flyovers thought avocados were some pretentious new fad for cool hipster douchebags who eat at the trendy subway chain
I'd been to flyover land many times, but one misses the little things like that without living among their kind and adopting their weird ways, I mean who shops for avocados at the grocery store on a business trip
>>7824984
>trendy subway chain
literally nobody thinks this way
>>7824984
>the trendy subway chain
nobody is like this
I doubt the validity of your other points because of this
>>7824994
>>7825048
So do you confirm or deny that avocados are provicatively exotic and trigger feelings of alienation? Does each airing of the familiar "eat fresh" slogan, in conjunction with the unknown and difficult to pronounce green object (is it fruit? vegetable?) cause you or not cause you to feel as though you've fallen asleep in your homeland and awakened in a foreign country, full of strange people who look, talk, eat, drink, think, feel, dress, cook, and live in ways that seem like an implicit criticism, if not outright condemnation, of all that you take for granted? Does this greasy dangerous new agricultural product not seem a harbinger of even more terrifying and as yet unknown changes to come? Do you or do you not feel that the faceless executives in charge of the subway marketing campaigns have begun to ignore you, or even mock you in their slavish and unpatriotic support for those who embrace this alien new ingredient? That they literally want you and your ways to just give up and die?
Not trolling, genuinely curious
>>7825121
>being this butthurt that people eat avocados
>>7825121
what the fuck?
![fargo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/m8fk4mz.jpg "fargo[1].jpg")
>>7825121
Quality post; captures a good deal of what it means to be flyover, if being a little (intentionally) strong with the hyperbole.
The true meaning of meme food is a bit more nuanced, though. Take, for example, probably the number one meme food - thanks in part to a popular youtube channel - bacon. Bacon has been a staple in the heartland long since days past, yet once it became a fad to put bacon on everything, and even make bacon breath mints and air fresheners, it somehow became unpopular, at least on paper, if not in practice.
>>7825121
everybody eats avocados you dummy, don't be weird
>tfw this thread turned into a nu-male playpen while the men were at work
>>7823239
faggot, i didn't know what curds were. flippin' out like an aspie sperglord for nothin'.
>>7825284
Big boys know how to quote specific posts and reply with a meaningful rebuttal of something they don't agree with.
Also what shithole did this "nu-male" thing overflow from, and what is it even supposed to mean? As senseless as calling something "reddit" is at this point, at least I have an idea of what it's supposed to mean. This "nu-male" spam just seems like pure Summer shitposting.
>>7825433
>>7825448
To be fair the first three things on that list are physical things that a person cannot control
>>7823271
Im not a fan of this 'attempt to derail a thread because I get triggered by a filename' meme
>>7825448
Huh, aside from having both a beard and glasses, using words like "problematic" (?) is the only other thing on that list that describes me.
>>7825461
It's not a meme.
It's an attempt at self-moderation by drawing attention to the extremely high rate of low quality threads started by iphone posters.
>>7825471
What does this have to do with cooking?
>>7825464
Problematic is a legitimate term used in any intelligent conversation about ideas. The thing is, college-aged kids think that peppering their talk with "smart people words" makes them sound more intelligent, so it started getting thrown around by genderfluid otherkin types. In turn, mouth breathers who have never been near a university in their lives saw those words being used on the internet, and associated them with certain specific inflammatory topics, and here we are today.
It's kind of like how "ad hominem" and "straw man" used to be associated with educated people but retards gave them a bad name and now if you say those phrases people make all kinds of derogatory assumptions about you.
>>7820976
I bet I could find deep fried cheese in your country/region too
>>7825517
if it's any country worth livin' in, you should.
>>7825471
>mfw I regularly rename images "image.jpg" and post them because I see your rants and I know it triggers you
>mfw I'm using a full size clack-clack keyboard and mouse on loonix, the operating system for chemtrail spergoids like you
>>7825517
Even just talking about the US it's not that common, unless you count mozzarella sticks from Olive Garden or whatever, which is pretty much trash and shouldn't need mentioning. Getting fried cheese curds is pretty much exclusive to a few Mid-West states and parts of NY/NE that are just over the boarder from Montreal. Anywhere else and they're pretty much importing the cheese curds just because poutine is becoming trendy.
>>7825569
Correlation =/= Causation
It's not really about the filename; it's about calling a shit thread shit.
>>7825480
absolutely nothing, you can tell by how he uses "self-moderation" unironicly in regards to something as petty as image format that he's one of the increasingly common self-righteous peices of shit that are just here to smother the life out of every thread unfortunate enough have him think he's a mod or janitor of.
>>7825480
Nothing. That's why I typed "sage" into the "Options" field.
>>7825575
Yeah I would count mozzarella sticks cause I said fried cheese
Also you can find mozerella sticks out side of the Olive Garden and i wouldn't be if just about every developed nation In the word has a fair number of places you can get deep fried cheese
>>7824174
Came here to say exactly this. I live downtown in Thornton Park...Orlando has tons of good restaurants, you just need to venture away from UCF and the theme parks.
>>7825884
1) Beth's is awesome, great greasy burgers
2) Hawkers is pretty decent...you don't get a ton for the price but it tastes great
>>7823802
I don't think I'll ever not laugh at this meme.
>>7825940
Don't worry anon. Eventually you'll be 15 and it won't be as funny.
REEEEEEE
>ctrl+f "a&w"
You coasties do know how culver's came about, right? The founder purchased an old a&w restaurant in wisconsin and turned it into culvers.
>>7825901
See who eats the most jizz-off more like.
>>7821076
DQ cheese curds are better
>>7822660
SOLLY'S MY NIGGA SOLLY'S!!!! THE IRL BUTTER BURGER ARTERY CLOGGING MEME!
Literally a fat blob of butter on the paper thin burger patty served by old diner ladies.
>>7821341
How can you not see the coating of cyanide?
I wish they still had the chipotle cheese curds.
>>7824226
>being so up your own asshole you actually think you're the only person who's ever known about Mexican cuisine
Literally hipster
>>7824612
Is that your wife? Can I see a picture of her son?
>>7825121
Holy shit, dude.
>>7823616
Those states that store all out nukes
>>7826602
There's a little truth to this, but you might as well have just said, "places with small populations that nobody really cares about".
