What does /ck/ think of Nigella?
I've masturbated while looking at her if you catch my drift
please give me source on this top heavy tease
this domestic damsel
this spaghetti seductress
this bitchin the kitchen
>>7814276
sure. recipe here:
https://www.nigella.com/recipes/salted-caramel-sauce
>>7814273
I've got no idea what this guy is talking about, but I'd like to put my penis in her vagina, if you know what I mean.
>>7814266
Great tits
>>7814266
I think we've had this same thread way too many times.
confirmed she 420blazes
>>7814401
>ywnftbifwn
:(
>>7814346
Consensual sexual intercourse in the missionary position?
>>7814455
I don't understand. Explain like I'm 5.
>>7814500
Wanna put my spaghetti noodle in her ravioli until nine months later a little bambino coveted in prosciutto pops out.
>>7814266
>Serving me carbs
Why does she want me to be a fatty. ;_;
Who the fuck keeps on asking this every week?
>>7814803
some waifufag, obviously
>>7814515
>little bambino
>bambinino?
Jesus Christ id nut a goddamn geyser if she so much as breathed on my cock
>>7814266
tits
titties
titty tit titties
tits
>>7814266
>>7814966
would split a 'go 'za with
>>7814968
I would split her go' za' if you get what i mean
>>7814266
Underneath her tits would smell like bleu cheese, sweaty socks and a jockstrap.
Would lick clean/10.
I reckon she'd do dirty stuff like finger your ass while she sucks you off.
I wonder what her copter smells like. I bet it's musky.
>>7815072
Garlic and onions.
Her high variety diet would be stinky as fuck.
>>7814266
Brita from community
>>7815079
>Brita from community
idgi
she's more annie if anything
except she's not young and we try hard to sexualise her
>>7815072
what are you, acoustic?
>>7814966
>>7815104
qt desu
would have midnight snacks from the fridge with/10
>>7815108
Would you lick her balloon knot?
>>7815104
tastiest thing i've seen on /ck/ tbqh familia
>>7815104
>>7815313
mummy
>>7814266
She loves being in the kitchen and likes her man to slap her around. Sexy combination.
>>7814266
Them's some knockers bruh
>>7814515
What did he mean by this?
>>7815790
Yeah, what the fuck did he mean?
>>7814266
T H I C C
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>>7815313
does the bitch have any quality noods?
Women should not be in the kitchen. They are made to carry around tittes and collect cumm
>>7815825
Why not both?
>>7814266
>What does /ck/ think of Nigella?
Pretty, but without an industrial strength bra, her mammary glands are probably cow-teat-like.
>>7815844
I think she'd secrete a yellow, cheese smelling, fatty, clostum like fluid.
>>7815104
tfw you'll never impregnate her
>>7814266
She is a silver spoon Jew who was given an armchair ride to fame from her daddy's BBC connections, despite having very little talent for cooking a absolutely no experience in a restaurant. She debases the entire food industry. Sure she has some large tatas and a sexy Eton accent but she is to cooking what beach volleyball is to sport.
>>7815934
Coincidentally, women's beach volleyball is the only sport I find even remotely interesting. If I wanted to watch a bunch of fit dudes run around and rub up against each other, I'd just watch gay porn.
>>7815946
>hey guys I know we're talking about food but just so you know I'm definitely not gay ok? if I was gay I'd totally get aroused looking at fit dudes rubbing against each other. I never think about gay ass faggot shit like that, do I look like a fag to you? I SAID DO I LOOK LIKE A FAG TO YOU? anyway I'm totally not gay and I do not have ANY gay porn that I watch.
wow, just wow
please figure out your own sexuality before you go full mateen on a bunch of innocent people
>>7814266
Bewbs
>>7814266
Very sexy. Has definitely made me full on aroused before. Refuse to perpetuate any attractions to celebrities however. Thats juvenile.
>>7815104
I would so love to do coke with her. Oh, and by with her, I mean, off her ass-crack and tit-crack. AWH YEAH!
>>7816335
What is wrong with you
