Name a actually good British dish.
Protip: you can't
>inb4 beef wellington
Blood sausage
Mushy peas
Shepherd's Pie
Fish and chips is okay, though the bongs are pretty bad at making both fries and decent batter. I consider it a British dish, but it's best to order it somewhere other than GB.
Bean on toast
Yorkshire pudding with mint roasted lamb and mashed potatoes : all in gravy and a stout on the side.
Mashed potatoes with Cabbage, fried up with whatever vegetables you have left on hand.
Serve with sun tried tomatoes and poached eggs.
Welsh rarebit and shepard's pie are the only things I can think of
Devilled Kidneys.
Shepherds pie.
Cumberland Sausage with black pudding.
Cold Pork Pie.
Toad-in-the-hole with steamed broccoli.
Potted shrimp.
Oh wait I'm sorry was this supposed to be a meme thread?
>>7804328
Scotch eggs, steak and kidney pudding, shortcakes w/ clotted cream.
Lasagne
>>7804328
Puddings.
Not the sweet desert that's just another name for custard.
I mean the dumpling-ish bready balls of wonderfulness that get thrown in a sack and boiled for half a day.
Meat. No meat. Currants. Parsnips. Fuck yes puddings.
>>7804328
Pease pudding and ham.
Your move, dickhead
>>7804328
Everyone know that European cuisine is garbage outside of Italy and France. Every country brags about their alcohol because they all have at most one or two dishes that aren't terrible
>>7804328
Vinegar on fries. Pardon, chips.
Chicken tikka masala
>>7804340
Blood sausage is prsussian
>>7804890
That's a Rhode Island dish.
>>7804905
It's impossible to get fish and chips without vinegar, at least in Glasgow.
I'd venture a guess that the condiment came from Europe and is not a reimport like pizza is.
>>7804328
Roast beef and Yorkshire pudding
Spotted dick
Treacle toffee pudding
Steak and kidney pie/pudding
Macaroni cheese
Banoffee pie
Haggis
Black pudding
Cumberland/Lancashire sausages
Steak and ale pie
Quince preserve
Welsh rarebit
Scones
Crumpets
Faggots and pease pudding
I get why Brit food gets meme'd on but there's some damn good food in there as well
>>7804328
cornish pasty
>implying cornwall isn't england
Curry.
It was inspired by Indian cuisine. But in Índia nothing is named curry. It is a British umbrella term covering every spice mix and every dish with liquid served in a bowl.
>>7804938
>Not Polka dot Richard
>>7804904
Blood sausage is ancient Greek or Roman. Or Etruscan. Or something even before then. It's an old as fuck food and certainly predates Prussia by several millennia.
>>7804948
Along that vein, Kedgeree
>>7804355
I'm imagining scrumpy instead.
>>7804977
Yorkshire is beer country.
Now, pork loin slow cooked with apple & cider, with a pint of scrumpy on the side; that's Somerset.
The sandwich.
Checkmate, atheists.
Lordington Plumpuffins
Mary Lee Pudding
Crimsbury Delight
Chocolate Loffington
Applesby Bram-Pudding
John Crestingham pie
Bristleton Meat-Sundae
John-Albert broth
Chillingham Mondays
Screwberry Morpingtons
The list goes on.
>>7804328
Cullen Skink is a great scottish dish
>>7804328
Full English breakfast, hold the black pudding.
Bubble and squeek
Bangers and mash
Spotted dick
Rumbledethumps
Toad in the hole
Faggots
Cock a leekie soup
Nothing compares
Beef Wellington
weetabix and milk
welsh cawl
Deliciosa 'tish 'za
>>7804342
had some in ketchikan alaska.
Fish caught that morning
best ever.
Fuck gordon ramsay
>>7804943
>Implying it is
Next you'll be saying North Umberland belongs to them rightfully too.
>>7804656
>Not having a giant stottie cake with it
Northeners represent
>>7804943
A simple dish, but yes. There are times when a pasty is just what you need.
Hot Pockets are the worst of imitations.
>>7804656
my dad always raves about this
>>7804938
>Macaroni cheese
>Banoffee pie
Stuck a couple of yank dishes in i see
Lincolnshire hotpot
I personally like Cawl & Rarebit.
>>7806777
Confirmed!
Once more the mods let an anti-British shitposting thread up until it 404's.
>>7806989
Almost every thread bashes America. Just be happy you're relevant enough to be bashed.
>>7806992
No, every thread about America gets deleted almost instantly while the mods allow anything to do with Britain to remain until it 404's, I have been calling it out for months and even people as far flung as on /int/ have noticed the double standard.
It doesn't bother me personally, I just can't stand the hypocrisy of it.
>>7806772
Look them up, both are English lad
>>7807004
Just like lasagne is actually British and not Italian.
Let's blow some minds today.
>>7807000
>It doesn't bother me
>I can't stand it
>>7807030
The shitposting doesn't bother me, the hypocritical mods do.
>Reading comprehension
>>7804328
scotch and ice
>>7804342
God you're dumb.
>>7804328
Full English breakfast
>>7807055
I need one of those pans.
fried chicken
>>7804948
So any soup is called curry?
>>7807065
Those beans will be well overcooked by the time the bacon & sausage are done.
>>7807135
>Lol
It's true though: http://www.medievalcuisine.com/Euriol/recipe-index/loseyns
>>7805266
+1 had a giggle
>>7807112
That's what I Was thinking too. The egg as well probably.
>>7807109
Mulligatawny is.
>>7807135
He's right, lasagne is British.
>>7806772
topkek senpai. I bet you think Jefferson invented macaroni cheese, you silly billy.
>>7807055
>that egg to everything ratio
>starting your one egg at the same time as the sausages
disaster of a breakfast desu
>>7804634
Sussex pond pudding.
Make it, it's awesome.
>>7805266
Brit here, those are actually could be English names for food. They sound so plausible.
Reminds me of the way Roald Dahl used to come up with words that didn't mean anything but you could tell what it meant just by the sound.
Apple pie
I'm British and does anyone else not give a fuck? All food turns into poo so It doesn't really matter
>>7807235
>desu
Faggot.
>>7807362
>being this new
baka desu senpai
>>7807375
avoid the filters, stop being a faggot.
>>7804948
this is a a dish that was invented in Chicago. It's called goza
>>7807359
I'm not saying it would be nice to have some more interesting flavours in our heritage, but what we have is mostly a consequence of where we are. Hearty food with the occasional herb is our legacy, and it's not bad for what it is. We can't pull dishes out of thin air, so to speak.
There's plenty to admire here; pickles and chutneys, varied cheeses and beautiful meat from heritage breeds, wonderful fruit and veg suited to our climate, and fish from all over the coast.
>>7807055
>LADBIBLE
>>7807417
Underrated.
>>7804971
This.
>>7804948
They nearly all consist of marinated meat and a buttery sauce, with chili peppers and many of the same spices. It's quite a specific style of cooking, even with the variety of ingredients there is.
>>7806772
Banoffee pie is English.
>>7807429
Well said. Made me think actually.
>>7807824
You know fuck all about curry I'm afraid.
>>7807055
What the fuck have they done with that egg, that is unforgivable
Why was the heat on so high, slow it the fuck down
Cherry tomatoes? I'll allow it, but plum tomato or beef tomato is more common
You burned the beans you cretin
Why did they only turn the sausages once, they are not cooked on the side, when you are biting into that burnt banger it is going to be raw inside
No toast, no brown sauce, no tea
2/10 absolute savages
>oldschool Usenet alt.2eggs.sausage.beans.tomatoes.2toast.largetea.cheerslove represent
>>7805318
With some extra bumbertons delight in the side, if you catch my drift
>>7804328
McDonald's
>>7804943
wessex is the true england, up yours cornish separatist bastards
>>7805318
>cock
>dick
>faggots
stop bullying the poor bongs
>>7808569
Those are all real authentic British foods, anon.
>>7804328
bangers and mash
jk thats just a thanksgiving dinner, without the turkey, all slopped together. its disgusting. white culture is dead, post colonialism proves it and tries to destroy all other cultures as well. god bless you india
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Pie & Mash
Bangers & Mash
Fish & Chips
Roast lunch
Beans on toast
Cottage pie
Fish pie
Full English breakfast
Bacon on toast
Haggis
Beef stew
