Cucumber is so fucking good desu
Any good recipes/use for it aside from eating it raw?
>>7789029
Cucumbers are disgusting
Yoghurt/Greek or turkish
A bit of finely minced garlic
Olive Oil
Cucumber
kimchi cucumbers.
shove it up your asshole and then eat as normal
>>7789029
slice it into 1mm wheels of cucumber and then put it in the kettle. put the water in and boil.
add oatmeal.
done.
thank me later
>>7789029
Bread
Butter
Cucumber
Salt
In that order
Simple and delicious with hot tea!
Cucumber is good in salads.
>>7789055
>kimchi
I just started eating kimchi this past week. It's quite sour but I think I'm starting to like it.
>>7789029
american here.
I know it may sound funny, but deep fried cucumbers/pickles are probably the best deep fried thing to eat.
>1 cup buttermilk with 2 beaten eggs, 1 tsp cayenne pepper and a couple shakes of chipotle tobasco in one bowl
>1ish cup flour in another bowl with 1/4 tsp salt and maybe 1tbs ground black pepper mixture in a second bowl
>coat pickle/cucumber spear in flour
>dredge in buttermilk/egg mixture
>dredge in flour mixture again so it appears dry
>put in oil around 350-365 f
>cook until dark golden brown
>let drain in a mesh sieve over a bowl or on paper towels for a minute or two
if youre not too "healthy" to enjoy deep fried shit every now and then. with fried foods if your temp is high enough they don't really absorb much oil.
It's apparently great for soup.
Get fresh squeezed lime juice, cayenne pepper powder/whatever Mexicans use, and cut up thin slices of cucumber.
Lay all the slices flat and put all the lime juice over the cucumbers. Sprinkle the powder over the cucumbers and serve.
>>7789071
you better start liking it. or if you're not a fan of the sourness put some shiokoji to make kyuri tsukemono.
>>7789169
why should I start liking that chinese bullshit? most foods from the orient like teriaki and sweet&sour taste like shit.
>>7789123
Meta
Queukes and dill are pretty much made for each other
>>7789181
because you better start liking it you ignorant sonuvabitch.
>>7789029
>desu
Faggot
I like putting a little salt and black pepper
>>7789029
In curry. I intended to use zucchini, had a brain-fart and grabbed a long green thing next to the cucumbers. As I'm cutting it up I had my suspicions this was a different variety of cucumber. Anyway, turned out alright.
>>7792149
curry? you mean the new goza?
>>7789029
Make pickles you mook
>>7789029
throw a little tuna salad on there and use it like a cracker.
Aguachile
>>7792193
take your racist talk back to /b/ you nigger.
Easy cuke salad: peel cukes, slice very thin, add chopped tomato, garnish with chopped green spring onion, season with salt, pepper, oil and vinegar
Excellent sauce to go with meat: peel cukes, chop cukes, place in strainer and squeeze out excess water, add in bowl and mix in plain white yogurt, some chopped onion, garlic, salt, pepper, and use to garnish meat dishes.
- yoghurt
- splash of milk
- cucumber
- dill
- garlic
- onions
blend it well to make a nice cold soup for the summer.
>>7789056
4chan opens on /ck/ from the mobile app and i saw this thread and clicked on it, then searched specifically for this comment. Well, back to /h/ to look at lolis
>>7789061
is this a joke?
Do most people peel cucumbers? I don't but I do remove the watery center. I find it makes my salad/sandwich/whatever too watery
Not much of a recipe, but peel and leave the sliced cucumber in Vinegar overnight.
>>7793052
depends, if i put them in a sandwich I do but if its a salad I dont bother
>>7793052
I love the watery centre on sandwiches. If you place it in the lettuce, it keeps it moist.
Thinly sliced, add yoghurt, salt, sugar, pepper and vinegar. It's called mizeria where I live.
Cucumber and honey
>>7789029
Here's a recipe from a Hare Krishna cookbook from the 70s.
>>7793054
This. Add sliced onions too. Awesome refreshing side dish for hot weather cookouts.
>>7793123
where's the beef?
LMAO vegans BTFO
get it? where's the beef?
>>7792853
Cya, do not come back pls you disgusting weeb
>>7789123
Lmoa
infuse vodka with them
>>7789029
Given a cucumber
And OP
When I shove that cucumber up his ass
I should see a faggot
And his disgusting taste in food
in japan here. market near where I live sells half a cucumber on a stick which has been sitting in iced water all day.
nothing is more refreshing.
>>7789029
whats the difference between a cucumber and a zucchini ? because i used to had this amazing zucchini risotto in this one italian restaurant
>>7789029
Add to gin and tonic.
>>7789029
No it's not
>>7789029
Slice it up very thin and toss with thinly sliced red onion, finely chopped cilantro, and lime juice, salt, light olive oil.
I put them on all kinds of sandwiches and even put them in my guac.
>>7789029
cucumber makes me burp like a mad cunt
>>7789029
Raw cucumbers make me gag somehow. I love pickles though.
>>7793809
Are you eating English cucumber? Try Persian cucumber if you can find it. The skin is thinner and seeds smaller, I've recommended it to a few people who had that problem and they said it didn't happen with Persian ones.
Cicimber tastes like green shit on watermelon. I cant stand it
>>7789029
i slice em thin and quick marinate in sesame oil and rice vinegar, maybe some ginger shredded on top
>>7793823
english yeah. thanks anon ill give the persian one a go.
>>7789029
Cucumber and cream cheese. Good appetizer.
>>7789029
Good in couscous
>>7789029
>Any good recipes/use for it aside from eating it raw?
Slice it up thin and mix in some sour cream, include onions and dill if desired.
Every Polish/Slavic family makes this.
>Put a shit load of cucumber slices and onions into a bowl
>Submerge in red wine vinegar
>leave overnight
If you like vinegar, mother of god is this fucking delicious.
peel cukes (just my preference), slice, mix with some miracle whip (my pref again) or mayo or semen, then add some black pepper.
can add a touch of salt. not much though, doesn't need much.
>>7789029
sliced and dipped in some sugar
>>7794026
I always just called em refrigerator pickles
>>7793595
Agreed. Watery and near tasteless, the only way to make it good is to force it to take on other flavors.
>>7789029
Any variety of persian bread with
Cucumbers, tomatoes, feta cheese and walnuts with black tea.
>tfw I haven't had a persian breakfast in 5 or 6 years.
>>7794026
At that point you might as well add raw cabbage and make it a krautsalat
Why I just happened to make a sweet cucumber relish this week. I followed http://www.food.com/recipe/cucumber-relish-11147 but divided it by 4 (nobody needs 5 pints of relish)
bread
butter
cucumber
salt
ancient delicacy
>>7789056
a friend of mine put a condom on one and shoved it up his bum
then after he was finished, he removed the condom and washed it
later that day he and his parents had it for their salad tea
Soak them in apple cider vinegar for a day or two with slices of red onion and salt and pepper
pretty much a half way point between cucumbers and pickles, and they're great appetizers for parties if you put a stack of toothpicks for skewering next to them, and it looks really visually appealing if you keep everything in the bowl you soaked them in. Also don't drain the vinegar from the bowl before serving, this helps keep everything crisp
Gazpacho is pretty fucking delicious on a hot summer day.
>>7794183
>Watery
its called juicy
you can juice the cucumber and have cucumber juice its tasty and refreshing if you live in a hot climate
nobody bags on watermelon for being too juicy
red cabbage and cucumber with nuoc mam dressing
salsa
spiced prawns
some pickled shredded carrots and cabbage
coriander
all in a soft taco
fucking delicious
cucumber noodle pesto
need a zoodler
