I've just discovered these.
There amazing and only take 90 seconds to ""cook""
10/10, other than the Cheese Burger what other flavours should I try?
>>7770869
Shill
>>7770869
>british palates
>>7770874
What's wrong with them? You some sort of (((food snob)))?
>>7770869
Have you won the trip to Detroit yet?
>>7770984
>nip down to the shops and pick up a rustlers beef-burger
>snip off the tin, spy a shiny golden ticket
>call me old mum
>"wassit say then fargus?"
>we's won a trip to america, mum
>"coo, fancy that! a holiday to florida! i'll have your father nip round the chemist tomorrow to pick up some sun cream and a--"
>blimey mum, it says detroit america not florida
>me mum and i douse the ouse in petrol and set spark to it
>next 3 days we's on the dole, hiding in cubbards
>scotland yard rounds us up, puts us on a skycar to America
well we's right snoggered now, mum
>>7770869
Did u win a action packed trip to Detroit?
:^)
>>7771089
????
What's wrong with Detroit
Good city lad
>>7771108
>I never asked for this
>>7771108
It isn't false advertising. A trip to Detroit would indeed be action packed.
>>7770869
What is it with British and using both metric and imperial mixed up? Just use metric like rest of us in EU.
>I ride the bus 25km to the Paki shoppe to buy a frozen quarter pound burgeur and I ate so many I now weight 50 stone
>>7771168
>Like the rest of us in the EU
No point mate changing now mate, we're only gonna be in the EU for another two weeks.
>>7771168
Quarter has nothing to do with imperial.
>>7771188
>"Quarter Pound" has nothing to do with imperial weights and measures
r u avin' a giggle m8
>>7771168
British would never measure distance in km
Are you a junkie OP?
>>7771168
>like rest of us in EU.
>>7770869
The rib ones are like the McRib, which McDonalds only did for a few months in the spam of what, 12 years here?
>>7770869
I tried a bacon and cheese burger version of this before when I was really hungry and just wanted to make something asap.
What surprised me is how it could have bacon, cheese and a burger patty and yet taste almost of nothing.
0/10, maybe 1/10 if you're about to starve; death may be preferable.
>>7771108
Does the game take place in Detroit or something?
>>7771265
It's funny because you are American.
>>7771277
Nope, I'm english.
The Rib one is fucking delicious and I once ate 5 in a row when they were in special offer at Lidl.
Proper tasty.
>>7771275
>Does the game take place in Detroit or something?
Yes. Where the automobile industry was replaced by the prosthetics industry.
>>7770869
It's not a proud thing, but I try all sorts of these. Haven't had Rustlers brand yet.
My favorite so far is Great Value (Walmart) brand Cheeseburgers. They can come singular or in two packs. There's also a double patty one and one with bacon. They're all kinda the same but I think those cost more. Try them out and hope you don't like them as much as I do. I'm going to die at 35
>>7771089
>snoggered
You cant just make up words that you think sound english you twat.
>>7771275
no, but nothing makes you feel more "augmented" than getting raped by 20 BBCs.
The Rib one and that double cheeseburger they do is pretty nice senpai
>>7771265
I bought 2 of the chicken sandwich things because they were 99p, and I couldn't be bothered to cook anything, or use was any plates.
It was as expected.
Bland chicken inside hot damp bread. I haven't bought another one
I used to eat them all the time when I was grossly overweight. Now I can't look at them without wanting to vomit.
>watching the Twilight Zone Movie
>eating Rustler cheeseburger
>start to get a migraine
>power through
>suddenly feel something hard and chewy
>remove burger from mouth
>pull coin sized piece of bone and grizzle from inside burger
>pic related scene of movie going on during all this
>vomit
All these factors just totally ruined Rustlers for me and I remember that awful night every time I see them.
The ribwich was God tier though.
>>7771558
>>7772360
The Rib one is pretty nice senpai
>>7771558
Stop pretending to be English. I hear snoggered all the time.
>>7773829
Shit up u fukin numpty nonce
>>7771127
It's a dangerous city full of niggers.
>>7770869
top tip: dont microwave the buns, toast em
>>7770869
what store?
>>7775611
>store
