Post something you cooked recently.
>>7766381
OI fat fingers, why is all the GD food touching the other food?
>>7766389
Woah it does have huge fingers, is that gout or something?
>>7766389
Didn't want to soil more plates.
made a tri-tip in the green egg.
>>7766394
>laziness
>no portion control
how the fuck do you think your fingers got so fat?
>>7766394
That is so much food though. How fat is your body?
>>7766420
1 chicken thigh, half a cup of rice, salad, and fat free yogurt. Probably 500 calories.
Keng no mai from about a month ago.
>>7766429
naw, there is clearly cheese on that salad and oily skin on the fatty chicken thigh it's at least a thousand.
>>7766429
Denial.
>>7766419
that's bullshit, how do you hold cooking instruments without what are clearly fat fingers.
>>7766444
Naan/corn tortilla hybrid made the same day.
>>7766463
My palms are still creased.
>>7766475
Other side.
>>7766481
WTF does that even mean, how about MSpaint drawing for clarification. also, how are you "palming" the keyboard to type?
spicy lamb shanks with mashed potatoes and broccolini
>>7766494
An actual meal, take tips from this guy fatty fingers.
>>7766381
Starting a thread in order to garner compliments, OP?
6/10
Would eat the meat and lick the lemon.
Pair of smoked chickens from last week.
>>7766507
Beetroot fried rice with egg from the same day.
>>7766507
Is that a whole chicken? I never understood how people could eat the bones of an entire chicken. Wouldn't you choke?
>>7766493
Dictation software. Smartphones are a wonderful invention.
Can't paint on mobile. You can still palm things without using your fingers, especially with two hands.
Now quit it and post food.
>>7766516
>sadness in a picture
>>7766519
It's two whole chickens, one atop the other.
>>7766520
I still very confused with your palm faggotry, is there any way you might be able to construct a working model....for science?
>>7766505
Criticism, critiques, comments, bantz, and to see what other people are making
>>7766528
i think it looks delicious and decidedly unsad
Entremet I made today for my coworkers
Almond joconde, rose petal confit, matcha macaron crumble, blackcurrant Bavarian cream, almond shortbread
>>7766541
>what do fat chicks bring to work in a desprate attempt for friendship.
>>7766541
It looks like an American southern lady's church hat.
>>7766541
cool donut senpai
Nah ahe
>>7766541
You did not fucking make this
>>7766554
And I only say that because I'm entirely ignorant of most of the words you used to describe it. I like almonds, though, so I think I'd like almond shortbread.
[spoiler]chicken parmesan[/spoiler]
>>7766588
do you mean cheezie tendies and sketti?
>>7766598
I do not
>>7766601
>I'm a dude
not after making that.
Homemade 'go 'za
I haven't done much cooking recently, because it's been too fucking hot. But, we got a break from the heat today, so I'm about to go outside and grill some sausages, marinated flap steak, and corn; then I also have some creole style potato salad and vinegar based cucumber salad I made. And, key lime pie for dessert.
>>7766541
Might you be the guy that posted some really beautiful pastries/desserts about a month ago? If so, I remember because I was in awe. You've got skill, Breh.
>>7766541
IDK whether you really made that or not, since there's no other proof, BUT, I'd still eat the everloving fuck out of that, whether you're a faggot or a fat chick, who fucking cares. MAKE ME ONE.
Guess what fruit is inside.
And say what you think of it I guess.
>>7766916
I'm gonna guess Cranberry
>>7766926
nope try again
Hint: there is more than one type but only 2
>>7766942
Prunes
>>7766944
nope
3 more guesses and then I'm calling it
>>7766916
appears to be blueberries, I'd almost say currants but the fruits are too large
either way, looks bretty gud, kinda like scones but in a bundt cake pan
>>7766916
it does look like blueberries since they turn purple when cooked. if it's supposed to be tricky, i'd guess salal berry
looks good, a little icing and some tea and i'd be set
>>7766387
Is that your version of an MRE?
>>7766389
>>7766392
>>7766410
Only on /ck/ will a thread about food turn into an attack on some random stranger because their "fat" hands are in the picture. Seriously, fuck off. I am not even fat, in fact I lift 3-4 times a week and eat healthy yet there is absolutely no reason to make such a huge issue of this. If you don't have anything nice to say to him, don't say anything at all. You're all shitty losers in real life.
>>7766969
OPs gf? rofl
>>7766969
That was over an hour ago, relax fatty fingers.
>>7766973
Yes I am OPs gf and you know what? I love him. His heart is just as big as his appetite and there isn't a man in the world I'd rather snuggle up to :^)
>>7766975
That's McFatty McFingers to you, pal.
>>7766975
>Not fat
>LOL U R FAT
Autism at its finest.
>>7766979
Right. I'm an eight foot tall Mongolian prince. Whatever you say on the Internet is truth chubby digits. You must be very obese to have fat building up in your fingers.
>>7766983
>You're fat because I say you are
Ha, nice try to deflect the real fatass here. You're clearly obese. Only obese people could hate themselves so much.
>>7766387
goin hiking are we?
>>7766994
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection
Bacon, leek and mushroom pasta dish with a hint of green onions.
Rocket at the side
>>7767020
Looks delicious. You'll make a wonderful hubby.
>>7766381
picture of some leftovers before nuking them, sorry for shit quality.
>garlic roasted redskin potatoes
>chicken with some herb marinade
>garlic roasted broccoli
>some instant cheese sauce
>meme rooster sauce
>>7766381
I would, but I ate it
>>7767128
i want that corn
>>7766529
Are those two whole chickens? I never understood how people could eat the bones of two entire chickens. Wouldn't you choke?
>>7766541
Oh goodness it's adorable.
I'm doing keto right now and I made this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahWooNfQ_C8
but with turkey mince and I used onion and garlic powder instead of onion
also I didn't have any mushrooms
>>7767228
nice and healthy
>>7767259
oh, it was extremely moreish so I'm having it again tomorrow
>>7766916
It shouldn't work... and it doesn't work. The sweetness of the dried fruit contrasts terribly with the disgusting taste of everything else you put in it. It's the sort of flavour that makes you want to go shoot yourself directly into the face. I would throw it up but I fear seeing it again might force me to set myself on fire and jump in front of a train in Tibet where I've moved to get as far away as possible from your horrible, horrible """"""""cake.""""""""
azn breakfast
brown rice, hardboiled eggs, bacon, soy sauce and a little black pepper
taught a m8 how to make their favourite weeb side, it was... interesting
we did 36 in one pan, grilled on each side and then steamed covered which isnt very authentic but their stove fucking sucks and i wanted the dough to actually cook through
>>7767382
>dried fruit
lol
Lamb vindaloo with mint sauce
Baked earl grey macarons, they weren't perfect but still pretty tasty.
Tri tip.
>>7767618
>>7767609
is that baby puke on bear scat?
Rosemary chicken with polenta and baby broccoli
Made it for dinner last night, turned out delicious
>>7766637
Thanks homie I think I'm the one you're talking about. Here's another less recent one - piña colada inspired buche: roasted pineapple mousse, coconut biscuit, rum & coconut mascarpone cream, toasted coconut crumble, milk chocolate & passionfruit cremeux
>>7768480
Green tea, elderflower, and rose macarons
>>7768484
Raspberry and strawberry tartelette
>>7768488
Red velvet inspired mousse dessert - dark chocolate mousse, coffee and chocolate biscuit, vanilla bean & pistachio parfait
>>7768493
Almond praline bonbons
Just finished eating this.
Some asparagus in the back too.
>>7766969
>>7766389
>>7766392
>>7766410
>>7766419
not three days ago was there a thread about how cancerous this board is in which someone made a post talking about this crap. he literally said something about not getting away with posting quality OC because people will shit on you for having the wrong size hands or a dirty stove or something. hilarious
last thing i cooked was this shortbread i think. been staying in hotels since so haven't had a chance to cook myself anything
>>7768518
crazy bloom effect on the chocolate that dripped off the side
>>7768508
how fragile is your masculinity, man? are you okay? did someone break up with you?
>>7768496
these are really cool looking, like mmorpg boulders
>>7768522
and before that i made green eggs and ham
>>7766534
how about, you know taking a picture? Jesus.
>>7768508
>small dick
>gay
you need to be 18 to post here, senpai
I made a wicked pizza but I didnt photograph it because im not a fucking weirdo.
>>7768508
i have a big cock and balls and i would be proud as fuck if i could make all that
>>7768551
You clearly don't know how gay works....senpai (which I can only assume is some kind of azn faggotry). There is one group that have junk too large of bitchz and the other which are too small for hoz to fuck with; average dick guies just throw them in nasty snot slots.
>>7768566
>if i could make all that
But you will never be able to due to genetically superior genitals
>>7768570
>senpai (which I can only assume is some kind of azn faggotry
M8 how new are you?
>>7768712
No actually, I followed Bruno albouze's french macaron recipe. I've made them with Italian meringue before though and they turned out worse, probably due to my error. I don't think I needed to drop the baking sheet to form feet this time. It sucks living in a very humid region.
>>7767225
Soak the bones in vinegar. It turns them chewable. Seriously. Look it up.
>>7768733
Cool, they look very nice. Your first pic looks comfy as hell.
>>7768493
how much nitrate did you put in that ham?
>>7767228
TFW when on a cut
>>7767382
>cake
that's clearly a bagel
>>7767559
b-b-but those are folded like empanadas. back to weeb school for you.
>>7767618
looks good. always wanted to try macarons but i'm not much of a baker.
>>7766519
>>7766529
>>7767225
>>Are those two whole chickens? I never understood how people could eat the bones of two entire chickens.
>>7768488
probably my favorite one ITT. are you a pastry chef or something?
>>7766519
>>7766529
>>7767225
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN THIS THREAD?
>>7769096
chickens
Spaghetti alla carbonara
>>7766381
I forgot to buy bacon so I couldn't wrap the breast, but they're filled with cream cheese. The broccoli absorbed the flavor drippings from the seasoned meat. There are also some sunflower seeds with the broccoli.
I ate it straight out of the baking tin
>>7769116
Other Italian dishes
>>7766381
That chicken and rice looks fucking great.
>>7766381
Made a big ol pile of homemade bacon
>>7769228
kek when is this guy gonna stop talking about dicks
Tendies
>>7769212
that looks fuckin' great
>>7766608
Oh yes, you did, you little failure fuck, you.
>>7766492
That looks great! How'd it taste?
paprika beef stew with turnip and potato mash
forgot to get radishes for the salad so it was just lettuce with lemon vinaigrette
>>7769212
i wish i knew you, so i can mooch some bacon off you. the only friend i have thats into anything cooking is a baker, which is fine but im not really a sweets kinda guy
>>7769344
What are you even talking about?
>>7769536
tendies and sketti?
>>7769557
Is this a meme I'm unaware of?
>>7769577
yes, newfriend. welcome to /ck/, faggot.
>>7767618
That is a fucking gorgeous picture with the espresso, and despite the feet on those macarons, they still look pretty damn good. Props man
>>7768480
How do you make that gorgeous glaze(?) on your cakes?
>>7766615
>being homo/transphobic
baka cis vanilla fag
On a /fit/ cut, only thing I ate today.
Breakfast desu
>>7769350
A great deal of corn because it's made with a mix of Mexican cornflour, strong wheat flour and VWG.
>>7770305
how many bananas is that
Juat cooked this
>>7770051
>cut
>bread
>>7770473
Fuck off Nigel with your tasteless turds. What are these Richmond sausages or whatever the fuck are they called????
>>7770487
Bread is not all that bad you mongoloid. It's a time saver and good macros. Especially if you make your own. Lift some more twat.
>>7769117
Did you boil the broccoli beforehand? I never cooked 'coli before. How about broc and cheese?
>>7770305
i don't know why, maybe i'm autistic, but it makes me so fucking mad you went through all that shit and didn't just eat 3 bananas or something.
>>7767511
azns eat brown rice?
>>7770505
Richmond sausages are much, much more sorry looking than those
>>7769117
was your broccoli frozen?
>>7770051
>cutting
>eats a few hundred calories and 20 grams of protein
no
tasted exactly like my mothers Ratatouille even though I used chicken instead of fish.
>>7766381
My camera was awful but now I've got a digital camera so next time I make meatballs I'll get a nice high res picture of fucking fried meat.
>>7766588
Are you eating on the goddamn carpet?
>>7771547
...again?!
>>7770528
You know there's oatmeal under there right? Cut up fruit goes great with hot cereal.
>>7770466
one
This plate full of 'nara.
Wa la!
>>7766630
kys
>>7770507
>Lift some more twat.
While defending someone only cutting on two eggs some tomatoes and bread
o i am laffin
I made burgers tonight
>>7768480
Where do you get the edible shells?
>>7772686
I'm about to make them. Took some fresh chopped onions, american white cheese, put it inside 2 slabs of ground beef to make a patty, then seasoned that with some Worcestershire Pub Burger Seasoning. Should be tasty.
I've been trying to get a little extra protein recently, so I made this for dinner tonight.
>>7771366
Ratatouille is vegetarian and consists of capsicum, tomatoes, eggplant, zucchini and onions.
>>7772721
Wtf is that
>>7772741
No its not it has
>>7766381
drunkenly made chicken and box stuffing mixed it together and ate straight from the pot
>>7772721
What the actual fuck
>>7766541
>Entremet
I fucking hate French baking. Just stick to savory dishes you autistic niggers.
>inb4 muh CWAson dough folded with butter 1000 times
Germans are the beginning and end of any and all baking.
Dinner is pic related.
>>7772757
What?
>>7772721
protein fluff?
>>7772800
Sorry I was saying that it has, but also can be not lol. My bad.
>>7772791
a meal fit for a, errrr, person?
>>7772717
I mean some instead of them, also, added some southwest ranch dip and these taste fucking amazing, just wish I had some real buns to put them on.
Pesto shit. Usually when i get to the end of my veggies i don't have enough of any one for a side so they go in pesto or stir fry, whatever is more appropriate. Tonight was pesto and feta and chicken on orzo
>>7767511
any asian would know that silverware in a rice pot is a big no no
>>7772816
Forgot the pic.
>>7772620
fuckign disgusting
>>7772810
From what I can see your food consists of tomato, chicken, onion and celery... it really is not even remotely ratatouille. Please read into what ratatouille is, it is a recipe that highlights vegetables.. what you have made is a chicken casserole
>>7766381
I can't really because I'm not a pretentious faggot taking pictures of my food every time I make something that doesn't looks like total shit.
It was a beef wellington then some stir fry but you will never behold the glory because I'm not a faggot.
This entire post was to remind you how much of a faggot you are for being intrigued and reading the entire thing.
Can't we go back to goza and how to ramen and I have X dollarz and X dayz to make it and sous vide is good/bad or slow cooker recipes thread with the same fucking 15 recipes, or LOL IS CAST IRON A MEME, or bitching at people that buy victorinox knives, or explaining how every unitasker is total shit but the rice cooker, or food pics from japan/food porn, or arguing over the best bbq cities, or making fun of britbongs, or talking about our favorite booze/beer while bashing others. 90% of ck right now. go fuck yourselves.
>>7772871
asdfkjladfsjjdafskjladfskjlj2309rdk
>>7772784
>getting this mad at a word
>>7772902
I'm mad at the concept and the underlying trend not the word (which is faggy). The French need to chill on muh technique and focus on unfussy well contrived food that doesn't go through 6 alchemy levels for the sole purpose of "wa la" cred.
>>7772777
I know this board doesn't generally acknowledge post numbers, but nice dub trips. Hope you enjoyed your slop and got to bed okay
>>7772908
Why are you even here on a food and cooking board if you're against anything remotely innovative? It's like if someone were to browse /g/ while only having a prebuilt computer to run Windows to browse the Internet and watch Netflix while having no further interest in technology.
>>7772917
it was okay
thanks for noticing my sweet trips
>>7772939
>entremet
>innovative
Its the same shit they've been doing for hundreds of years since they first started codifying technique and the sperging out and trying to create as many unintuitive creates as they possibly can to keep the ranks closed from outsiders.
Its the opposite of innovative, its dogmatic woowoo food.
>>7772953
You still haven't answered the question; why are you here if you're only interested in the most basic foods?
>>7772871
No.
OP here. Thank you all for contributing. I love you all.
"Overs" by Simon and Garfunkel is playing right now, and I think that about sums it up.
You're all beautiful people and I wish you well. I may not see the morning, but I hope you awake to smiling faces and the smell of coffee and your preferred breakfast meat. I like scrapple, myself.
>>7773169
you dying or something?
>>7772721
looks good anon. you should split your meals throughout the day for consistent blood brotein levels though
>>7766554
8/8
>>7767609
Looks tasty anon
This
>>7772741
aussie detected
>>7772721
Breakfast today. Leftover beet greens from last night's borscht sauteed in oil and garlic, pumpernickel toast, and egg.
>>7773706
How did you know? Is it because I called it eggplant?
>>7773704
the thumbnail looks like a fetus
>>7771993
No I didn't thank you, that's much better. hope it was delicous
>>7770051
what is that, like 400 calories? your cutting on 400 calories a day?
Just made it and finished it, came out breddygud
Just starting to cook so I'm really liking whatever comes out not completely fucked
Bacon mac and cheese
drumsticks for lunch
>>7766541
dont listen to the jealous ass people, this is super cool. well done and very fine handiwork. jew it out to people irl and make that cold hard cash
this 'go style 'za for my Mom and Dad, since I visit them on Sunday
Last nights grillin. The chicken looks a bit gnarly but it was super good. I coated it in mustard, louisiana, salt, garlic powder and pepper. Two baskets of mushrooms, some onion, red bell peppers, zucchini and bacon wrapped jalapenos with cream cheese. I just got into grilling a month ago and I'm hooked.
>>7774279
Nice job.
>>7773993
i thought the same thing, scared tf out of me
>>7772832
what the fuck, dude
>>7766408
>burnt rosemary
>>7774279
Nigga..
>>7774292
how tf do you add your rosemary so you don't burn it, chef boyardee
Gormeh sabzi with turmeric rice.
>>7774299
poo in loo
Frozen hot dogs and meatballs and halved new potatoes.
At least the meatballs are homemade.
>>7766588
parmo bruv
>>7772825
back to /a/ fucking weeboo fag
>>7774127
lol keep going little nigger
Pizza last weekend. It had hard salami and only half of it had jalapeños because whiny, small people.
>>7775107
That's a fine looking pizza there buddy, especially for some homemade. I like my crust a little thinner but I imagine you don't have a brick oven in your house.
I recently made a fish fry. From lunch earlier today
>>7768518
I really like Caramel Slices but the local bakery fucking butchers the recipe. They use really low quality cooking chocolate that tastes like wax with shitty shortbread and all the ratios are fucked up.
The bakery makes me so mad because it could be god but it's pretty bad. Only good thing is the prices, 60p per item average and the carrot cake but the icing is ass as expected.
The chocolate cookie tasted the same as when I made them in school. Don't get me started on the Pasties or sausage rolls.
>>7767609
looks good/10
>>7766381
>>7766381
what the fuck did you do to that rice
>>7775276
Looks like a failed attempt at risotto. I recommend carneroli rice OP. And fucktons of butter and good stock.
>>7774299
Doostam, give recipe for sabzi
>>7766381
Whadja do just jizz all over the rice you fat indian?
>>7775378
I've never seen a risotto that pale in color, which is why I asked.
Plans for some chicken pot pie got a little ruined this weekend, so I settled for some soup.
>>7774234
Nice try guy
Dis, grilled 'za
Dis, waffle, him made whip, s' berries.
>>7769363
>paprika beef stew
Like, goulash?
Either way looks delish~
I work at a 5 star restaurant. Come at me bros.
>>7767228
is that supposed to be impressive?
>>7775597
looks tastey bro
>>7775620
no you dont.
also idk what you posted but it does not look good.
>>7775627
man nobody said anything had to be impressive in here
why you gotta be such a downer
>>7772741
yeah idk what the fuck this guy is talking about
>>7775631
Thanks brotato chip. Summer is all about grilled pizza at my house. Usually with nothing but a couple different cheeses for topping because that's how my uncultured heathenes vegetarian wife has brought up my kids.
This time, i snuck in some extra onions, sun dried tomatoes and garlic in the sauce. HOHOHO those fuckers couldn't even figure out the flavor town adventure that their mouths had been sent on. All they knew was that they liked it.
I'm starting to get a real understanding of baking flat breads on a grill. I'm gonna knock out some naan and/or pita bread next weekend.
>>7775620
That looks fucking shit awful.
