>tfw you're up at 6am to make your spouse a delicious full english breakfast before they even wake up
Who else #wifeymaterial here?
When I had a girl, I cooked for her all the time
but now i dont and I hate cooking.
>>7763926
>eating all that shit when you're still waking up
Unless I've got a hangover, fuck off
>>7763939
>Nigger detected
>>7763932
she must be cooking for some random chad,
sorry bro
>tfw you're up at 5 am browsing /ck/ because you can't sleep even though you don't cook besides the simplest shit
>tfw you don't have a significant other because you have no experience in how to interact with someone emotionally
>tfw your life still isn't even fucked up yet which makes it even more miserable somehow
>>7763960
Nothing like the mundane daily grind eh?
Especially when you realize that nothing is wrong with your life but nothing is right either.
>>7763926
>#wifeymaterial
all you did was cook a fry up and use a stupid hashtag
>tfw you are up at 5.30am because you are the breadwinner
>tfw you do 90% of the cooking anyway because you are better and enjoy it
>visiting england last year
>stay at a b-n-b in bath
>woman acting busy in the kitchen
>makes us english breakfast
>brings it all out for us
>my kids just stare at the plates
>tell me theyre not eating this stuff
>mfw I eat all three plates myself
>>7764525
That sounds like a good time, but what's wrong with your kids? Was there not enough sugar syrup on it?
>tfw your boyfriend wakes up early to make you breakfast because you both stayed out late
>tfw you wake him up the next day with head
>tfw the third day you make breakfast and he thanks you
b-b-but you gave me breakfast twice, it's the least I can do.
>>7763949
I agree with him, when I wake up food is the last thing on my mind especially such a heavy meal, fucking perfect for lunch though.
>>7763926
You get 100 good girl points. Collect 1000 to enjoy a fully funded shopping spree.
>>7763949
>Anyone I disagree with is a nigger
Evidence that racists lack basic reasoning and logic skills
>>7763926
>Living in Britain
>Wake up at 7 bong in the morn
>Take a lookyglance outways
>Positively grey and wet like any beautiful day
>Eat my breakfast of seared grickleknob and Prince Harry on White before heading out
>On the way to work come across some impoverished afrikamen
>They demand my wallet at spoonpoint
>Gladly hand it over to the nice gents, and give em an ol' London Lollipop for good measure
>Wipe my mouth off, wish them good day and head off to work at immigration service
>Approve 36000 Pakistani families, under quota today
>Head home
>Blue Caps come me way
>"Oy mate! You're under arrest in the name of the Queen!"
>Ask wot for
>Being within 50 metres of a deadly spoon, not giving the African me wallet fast enough, and not approving enough Pakistani families
>Fair enough, take the fine and head home
>Step inside and me mum yells
>"OY MUGGSY WHERE THA FUCK YOU BEEN"
>"Blimey mum, British things wotcha think I been doin'?"
>Head to room for an ol Liverpoole Handshake
>Turn on Wundahbahbox, go onto British Porn dot com
>Give the state a call for wank approval
>Purchase porn license for fitty pounds
>Whip out me Knickerstick
>Arrested for not watching interracial cuckold porn
>Won't lie, slight of a shit day
>God Bless the Queen
>>7765185
>You're under arrest in the name of the Queen!
>name
>Queen
>powers of arrest
Retard.
>>7765204
Let him have it, memes and copy pasta is all he has.
I'm not a morning person, so I rarely make breakfast. I'll make weekend bruch, though, anytime.
I do however make both lunch and dinner. Since it's so hot outside now, I don't like heating up the kitchen, so I've been making a lot of salads, cold soups, and doing a lot of grilling and smoking outside instead.
>>7763926
I'd eat that every day if I could, but I'd be dead
>>7765185
I don't want to be too harsh but you're an ignorant cunt.
Next time you shit-post, you may wish to do a little research.
>Protip: Wikipedia can be edited by anyone.
>>7763960
>tfw you hate your life even more because you got what you wanted and realized none of it makes you happy
>>7764525
M8 what b-n-b did you stay at? I used to work at a b-n-b in bath!
>>7763926
Do white people really eat this way?
>>7765265
at least we eat something whenever we want
>>7763926
Tfw you're the one doing that but she sucks dick like her name's dyson
>>7765265
Do black people really eat this way?
>>7765354
>implying dysons are good vacuums that dont lose their pull after inadequate lengths of time
M8 dysons are overpriced and dont last. What a mean thing to say about your grill
>>7765364
You know what I meant, man. I do enjoy cooking food for her sometimes.
>>7765364
I think I got lucky on mine. I use it at least once every week and it's still good. Many others have not been so lucky such as my neighbor who had hers fail after 6 months of use. Dyson is pretty over hyped, it seems.
>>7765380
>she sucks dick like her name's henry
Look at that coy smile
>>7764525
You've done a poor job of transmitting good taste to them lil' niggs if they don't at least eat some bacon and eggs. They really should eat the rest too, not doing so suggests that you coddle them and allow them to become picky little bitches.
Fuck, first time I traveled abroad my dad had me and my sisters take extra from the buffet. Then we'd wrap it up in napkins to save for later. We'd also have regular lunch stops but the breakfast goodies got us through the boring as shit standing around outside of Buckingham and the bus ride to Stonehenge.
I still don't understand why we didn't just spend the entire week visiting museums. I hate bus rides and palaces.
>>7765364
People think their vacuums have lost suction just because they never change the filter.
The real problem with Dyson is the bodies are usually flimsy, and they are are priced a bit higher than they're worth due to brand reputation.
>>7765358
In Sudan, yes they do.
>>7765159
you have to go back.
>>7765185
/pol/itician detected.
>>7763926
i'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume your toast is in a separate toast rack or on a side plate, but your egg to everything ratio is all over the fucking shop
>>7763926
> tfw you get home for lunch break and your common-law wife made crepes
>>7763939
Are you some sort of nu-male?
>>7765159
Fuck off back to tumblr.
>>7763926
>my spouse
>makes mushrooms
Who is this and why does she look like my spouse
I must protect my wife's son from this impostor
>>7763960
You'll make it, one day.
>>7764525
I really don't see what there is not to like, it is a very simple meal with the ingredients found and eaten in many countries globally.
