>>7757576
because tomato sauce and mustard

american hotdogs are so shit tier, use a fucking sausage not some boiled form of dissapointment

>>7757576
they're obsessed with phallic objects

>>7757576

american hotdogs wouldn't even be considered dog food where i come from

we can't survive on anything other than processed meats and cheeses and diet soda.

>>7757610
France?
French food is dog food as is.

>>7757576

Because they're simple, and hot dogs are a simple food.

ITT: Americans pretend to not be American and hop on the "I hate all of america and its food" meme train

>>7757576
How are we supposed to constantly shit our pants if we don't continually down processed meat tubes?

>>7757576

Because most Americans are fucking retarded.

>>7757576
Because they keep making them cheaply, and we're poor now.

they are like auto-pilot eating. 30 sec in microwave,mustard,bun. Now getting them when you go out, fuck that.