ITT: nuts. What are you snacking on and what are your faves?
Friendly reminder - you're a fag if you don't agree with pic.
Keep in mind we're talking raw here. None of that covered-in-caramel or so-salty-you-need-a-bucket-of-soda-to-wash-that-down shit.
>cashews are popular therefore they suck
>>7754549
go eat a bag of dicks you cashew hating bitch,
why fucking rate nuts? they're all delicious on their own.
fuck you!
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BOYCOTT CASHEWS
>>7754554
they suck because they are cloying and have the texture of rubber.
>>7754549
>peanuts
>in a nut thread
kys faggot
>>7754560
what the fuck?
do you eat nuts from the cement floor of a rundown gasoline station?
>>7754565
almonds are not nuts either, idiot
CASHEWS 4 LIFE
>>7754549
almond master race reporting in, no other nut needs to aply
>>7754573
says the nuts that are bland and unexciting. Go back at being milk, faggot.
I have a fetish for salted pistachios at the moment. I just spent about $30 on 3 bags of them, but they will last 3 months easily with 3 people in this house
Also bought some unsalted, unroasted hazelnuts about 6 months ago and they were boring as fuck so I roasted them in the oven then coated them in milk chocolate. They taste boss now.
There are some walnuts in shells laying around somewhere but I don't get the urge to eat them very often.
I try to eat nuts as part of a well balanced diet and no I'm not a fatass
>>7754578
Holy shit I forgot about pistachios. God tier definitely, if salted.
Eh tier if raw.
All the tiers would look differently if I considered salted/roasted/chocolate-covered etc.
Caramel covered almonds are god food.
>>7754560
What? Cashews are supposed to almost melt in your mouth
I purchased a bag of peanuts the other day and they taste really weird.
Much more 'planty' than peanutty.
What's the deal, yo?
>>7754598
Is this your first time eating peanuts? Or did you have them before and this particular batch tastes off?
Might be mould.
>>7754605
This batch tastes off. I might have to buy some more to check, I'm fairly sure they don't taste like peanuts though.
>>7754549
are you fucking kidding me you piece of shit faggot OP?
cashews are god damn god tier you motherfucker and you fucking know it. walnuts and pecans are fucking shit tier piss shit dog turds.
>>7754586
I have never had a cashew that I'd describe as almost melting in my mouth.
>>7754614
Might not be roasted
It took me a while to admit to myself that almonds taste like ass without chocolate covering them
>>7754549
>niggertoes at the top
Shit taste you fucker.
>liking brazil nuts over any other nut
ure nuts. there, i fixed it for ya.
>>7754567
Neither are cashews.
I eat whole nutmeg
This is closer to professional consensus.
>>7754823
They are called N-word toes now you out of touch racist.
>>7754549
Wrong. Every nut apart from pecans are god tier. Pecans are okay tier.
>>7754859
That sounds extremely horrible. A whole nutmeg seed in one sitting? Are you able to walk well the next day?
>>7754859
to get high?
OP please
God tier
>CASHEWS
>pecans
Okay tier
>walnuts
>macadamia
>almonds
Okay tier
>peanuts if sweetened
Shit tier
>pistachios
Im biased against Brazil nuts because Im allergic to them. Thank god they are expensive and uncommon.
>>7754560
>texture of rubber
They taste like rubber too, but that's what I love about them.
>>7754549
>no pistachios in god tier
Instantly disregarded, OP's a tasteless faggot.
>>7754549
>peanuts anywhere above eh tier
>cashews being a nut (and on shit tier regardless)
Rest seems fine
>>7754560
Is cloying the hot new meem this summer?
>>7754549
Fresh off his stint producing X-men: Apocalypse, Anon fagtronic X is back with a list which, in his signature autistic style, is deliberately shit.
>hazelnuts over GOAT walnut and pecan.
Kill yourself. I know a lot of people throw that around carelessly but seriously end your life you waste of space human being thing.
Where can I buy a shit load of almonds for cheap?
>>7754549
fucking Brazil nuts at the top?!?
jesus man
>>7756896
>peanuts being a nut
>>7756920
Northern California roadside co-op mrkets
what are the top ones?
>>7754549
>CASHEWS
I like all nuts but them. Taste like garbage.
>>7754560
>not wanting a mouthful of cloying nuts
deez
GOT EM
>>7754549
your picture is 25% and 75% "stuff" (that aren't nuts)
peanuts are not nuts you faggots.
>>7754884
seems about right
ITT: man liking NUTS
fags
>>7754843
Let's just say there is no such thing as nuts. It is a social construct.
I'm surprised people like walnuts as much as they do. They dry your whole mouth out with a shit texture to boot
I'm not much of a fan of eating cashews on their own, but by soaking/blending them you can make a pretty nice cheesecake if you're not the sort that always has cream cheese in the fridge.
>>7754549
I agree with the God tier. Love both of those, but I'd put almonds in Eh and pecans and walnuts in okay. Cashews a shit.
>>7754549
>oh look it's this thread again jpeg.
>>7754884
Much better
>>7754549
Where the fuck are the pistachios?