Today I was hungry and out of money, so I gathered some dandelion greens and clover flowers outside and sauteed them in olive oil with salt and garlic. Best snack I had all week.
Enlighten me /ck/, surely there must be more ways to create delicious cheap food.
I love that shit.
The Chinese have really great recipes for those greens.
My favorite cheap veggie is water spinach. Fry that shit up with nuoc cham and you've got a cheap delicious meal with some rice.
I wonder how many dogs pissed on that and how many chemicals leeched into the dirt where the dandelions were. Shit, you might as well just eat lead.
>>7749942
Yeah the produce you buy is raised and handled aseptically.
>>7749928
Ground beef noodles n gravy like 20 bucks might.last you a few days as leftovers
>>7749928
cabbage, there are several ways to make it and it's tasty, and cheap as fuck
>>7749960
Certainly its not covered in dog and hobo piss. Look at you dude, you're eating weeds out front of your house, you might as well set up a few rat traps and fly papers and have yourself a feast.
>>7750022
Not everyone lives in the slum. There's been exactly 0 dogs and hobos on my lawn.
>>7749928
Cabbage is with aduan fish sauce over high flame in a wok is
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Spanish omelette is bretty gud and fairly cheap.
>>7750213
Normally dogs and hobo advertise their presence? Cats too.
deep fry egg just egg
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deep fry egg just egg
deep fry egg just egg
>>7749928
Spritz those greens for a little extra kick.
>>7749928
Chicken thighs are better than breast and considerably cheaper
>>7750022
>set up a few rat traps and fly papers and have yourself a feast.
This, honestly.
OP, why not fry up some of that grass? Mm-mm, bitch! Toss in a pinch of dirt for that yummy magnesium.
Don't neglect those worms, either. You yard is full of them.
>>7750408
this desu, sine a friend showed me about it i eat it like minimum two times a week
>>7749928
Might as well take a hand-full of dirt and cram it in your degenerate mouth
>>7751989
Because dandelion greens are delicious, and grass is disgusting. Not all green vegetables taste the same, dumb American.
>>7752215
*since
*i eat eat a minimum of two times a week
This is a peruvian trading card board if i am not missinformed and i "speak" 5 languages (probably 4 more than you) + i am drunk...excuse me mr.petulant
>>7752186
You need to lurk more desu senpai
>>7752191
I love how easily you can tell an ignorant American. "Dandelion greens?? Lol poor fag." They're just so ignorant
>>7751381
Well there's these things called fences..
>>7752409
WHAT AN IGNORANT AMERICAN HE DOESN'T EAT WEEDS FROM PATCHES OF LAWN ADJACENT TO STREETS
OMFG AMERICANS REALLY?!?! SO IGNORANT!
>>7752502
>implying I didn't actually type d e s u s e m p a i
No actually you really can't improve on dandelions for cheap food seeing as they're a lawn weed
Unfortunately they aren't a staple food because of how low calorie they are, they would be great as a vitamin source though. Might keep you alive if you scavenge/panhandle change to buy cheap nuts and such
