>ywn bring a girl to the brink of death with your cock

>eating "chocolate dirt" and it's dirt

>spreading nutella on fluffy french toast

>>7749713
Fatass.

>eating an egg for the first time

>>7749780
Chocolate milk doesn't carry anymore fat, calories or carbs than regular milk. Just more sugar. Plus, it's alright to have a bowl of Reese Puffs in the morning if it's a small bowl

>>7749795
I know right, like every food ever can be enjoyed by anyone ever, and not become fat.

BMI is so outdated and the reason for the fat shaming, but still, people beleive in phrenology still...

>>7749795
Additional sugar means additional carbs and calories you dipshit.

>>7749795
>there are people this stupid posting on /ck/ right now

>>7749795
If it has more sugar than of course it would have more calories. Carbohydrates contribute to obesity far more than fat does. Keep it coming with the fat logic tubby, I am amused.

>>7749811
>BMI is so outdated and the reason for the fat shaming
No, disliking gluttony is deeply rooted in Judeo-Christian beliefs and is probably common in other ancient cultures.

BMI is applicable to most body types. Yes, if you are a body builder it doesn't apply to you, but most people who argue that BMI doesn't apply to everyone are simply fat, lazy, and in denial.

>>7749811
BMI is accurate for most of the population. Continue with the fat logic my good chap.

>>7749795
>no more calories and carbs than normal milk
>just extra sugar

Please tell me you're trolling.