Jesus christ I always thought chopping onions and crying was some kind of meme, but this is awful. It's like when we went through the tear gas chamber in boot camp.
>>7747035
Make sure your knife is sharp. Always heard that dull knives will make the whole crying dealio worse. Ive never had a problem after keeping my shit sharp.
>>7747035
chop faster pussy
>>7747035
just wear facemask swimming goggles
>>7747035
Fridge em first
>>7747035
Are you speaking to Jesus?
>>7747035
Don't cut the roots.
>>7747042
>That picture
You can smell the degeneracy from here..
Get a good knife, bro.
>>7747161
At least you see the red flag from the start.
>>7747161
degeneracy is the future
>>7747181
>>7747181
Only for trash.
>>7747161
Shut the fuck up.
Shut up or I will crush the life out of your dweeby bean sprout neck effortlessly with a single hand.
>>7747035
why does he ...
>>7747273
What does your girlfriend look like?
>>7747289
He probably doesn't have one
calling everything a meme is a meme
>>7747035
stick your tongue out while you cut onions
>>7747035
Is cutting onions some kind of new experience for you? How the fuck did you get to adulthood without learning such basic life skills?
>boot camp
Ah, that explains it.
Take a slice of toast or sandwich bread and keep it in your mouth while chopping onions. Works 100%.
>>7747035
You're talking like you've never cut an onion before. How did you reach the posting age without cutting an onion ever or being around someone else cutting onions?
Crying while cutting an onion is possible, but you have to put your face right up to it, cut close to the root and/or mangle it with a dull knife. When making french onion soup I cut 9-15 onions back to back without crying, so does julia child, you can too.
>>7747035
If he took off that mask would he die?!
>>7747289
Lmao
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>>7747968
>he fell for the calling everything a meme is a meme meme
>>7747035
You left your room and ventured in the kitchen of your parents house, congrats, there's a whole world if you forgot outside your front door, you should dress up and venture outside more often and interact with real living human beings in person.
>>7747161
>that post
You can smell the virginity from here..
>>7747035
your knife isnt sharp enough if you're crying. get gud
>>7747035
Just wash the fucking thing with water in between chooping.
>>7748652
My guess is that you're full of shit or use better onions. the sulfer content can vary. over all though I find I can cut about 2 onions without crying if I'm using one of my sharper knives. they aren't all that sharp, but they aren't some retarded serated shit.
if you wear contacts you get super powers
sticking your head in the fridge real quick will clear you up too
>>7747035
OP heres protip, water in mouth, breathing by nose
>>7752460
>This creates sulfenic acid
>>7749275
>he can only have sex by getting with tatted-up trailer trash girls who smell like an ashtray
kek
>>7747035
>A member of the world's most elite military is being subdued by a vegetable
>>7749322
Actually its that he isn't fast enough.
>>7747035
There's a chemical in alliums like onions, shallots, and garlic that is released when cells are ruptured, ergo chewing or slicing with a knife. It's a defense mechanism to deter animals from eating them. Think capsicum.
Only way to avoid this shit is to wear glasses, reading glasses work fine I guess. You dont kneed a gas mask like in Boot Camp or the OP but it'll definitely help.
>>7752577
That's not the point. I'm not a judgemental faggot, that's one of the reasons I get laid.
>>7747065
That's what I do. I keep them in the refrigerator. On the rare occasion when I slice onions that aren't refrigerated, I'm always caught by surprise by the irritation to the eyes.
I used to live in one town that had a Subway where the idiots working there would soak the onions in vinegar to cut the irritation. I love onions on nearly anything but when I ate there I would tell them no onions if I remembered in time. Their onions were terribly bad but they were happy because their eyes weren't irritated while slicing them.
I suggested time after time after time that they just refrigerate them first but they refused to do that.
If I went somewhere that did that now, I would just ask for a refund and not go back.
I for one use the Onion Goggles (TM) when cutting onions.
Where I found out all about them, you might ask? One of the finest American Youtube chefs recommended them highly. You can see him goofing around in the attached webm. He surely knows what he's talking about, he's got several thousand subscribers, appeared in numerous TV shows and sells his own line of sauces.
>>7748652
It's easy to reach 18 under parents who cook only from boxes or cans. What do you think onion powder is for.
>>7753703
>i don't have any standards, that's one reason i've got herpes
>>7753847
>Implying "Standards" help against conctracting herpes
They don't.
>>7747035
Suck it up. I cut around 15-20 onions a night at work and by the 3rd time my eyes got used to it.
>>7754790
contacts = immunity to onions = always get stuck prepping onions
>>7747035
if you work in a kitchen and have to prep a whole days worth of onions, wear a mask.
if you can't handle chopping up 2 onions at home without crying like a bitch, buy some chewing gum and kill yourself in the parking lot
>>7753685
i wear glasses and i still cry whenever i am slicing onions.
>>7747035
You know that if you had eaten the fruit loops before you went in You would still cry, but you would not throw up from the tear gas right?
Onions goggles
You eventually get used to it, I used to have to chop big sacks of onions at a time
It's fucking torture at first, but eventually becomes more of a mild annoyance
>>7747035
The trick is to leave the butt of the onion on. Many people tend to take that off first and that leads to crying.
>>7747035
Plants are master chemical wizards. And they don't like being eaten. But we humans are smarter than the plants and have become chemical wizards too.
Always cook your plants to deactivate their defenses.
>>7754783
>it's not skanks giving you herpes! Fuck everyone!
T. Herpes
>>7755557
>explaining cooking and prep as ancient warfare
