I need a quick tip to stay awake, it's 4:23am here where I live, and I plan on staying up all night, go to work, and then sleep when I get back. Can't grab coffee and I can't get out and buy an energy drink. How to stay awake?
>>7712785
Coffee or energy drinks help.
>>7712788
>>7712789
>>7712785
Prior to union creation during the Jimmy Hoffa years, truck drivers working over 100 hours per week would burn themselves with cigarettes to help them stay awake. Pain makes you perky.
Cayenne pepper in the eye always works for me.
>>7712785
have you considered coffee and energy drinks?
>>7712785
Get a few cups of coffee or just buy a few energy drinks. Good luck buddy!
>>7712785
Take a nap. They don't count as sleep.
>>7712785
i'd brew myself some espresso, or buy some caffeine pills from the local drugstore.
>>7712796
>>7712785
quick, name everything your working with.
>>7712810
Water, cigarettes, some Fanta, 4chan, just got into a match of Dota 2, some sunlight, and I'm currently listening to "The Great Escape" by Elmer Bernstein.
>>7712829
>listening to "The Great Escape" by Elmer Bernstein
The movie was better. Steve McQueen is awesome.
>>7712839
True. Now it's switched to "The Hustle" instead.
put yourself in a state of discomfort ie cross your legs weirdly under you
switch to a different uncomfortable position if it gets unbearable
keep your screen bright and do engaging stuff like games, don't just watch a movie
also get a coffee on your way to work i guess
>>7712785
Prick out your armchairs with a set of tweezers
Drink heaps of water and try to hold in your piss for as long as possible.
Drink some ice water, take a cold shower, do some painful yoga stretches.
Also, laying down for 30 minutes with your eyes closed without falling asleep is still better than no sleep at all. Just set an alarm to make sure you stay awake.
>>7712785
you're not going to lmao
You're an idiot, OP. You're going to fall asleep at work and lose your job. Even catching an hour of sleep while you had the chance could have saved you.
>>7712829
emergency.....EMERGENCY
the best shit you got is the smokes, which can work as a stimulant or a depressant depending on the dosage (there’s some other bullshit about mood and junk but it’s bullshit). So our best science says that high doses of nicotine will act as a stimulant and low doses will act as a depressant....DO NOT fuck this up or it will have the opposite effect. You need to get every last drop of nicotine out of the smokes and into you as quickly as possible. here’s what you do.
take them all and crush and grind the shit out of them anyway you can.
put them in a VERY small amount of simmering butter to extract.
do not brown.
stop the cooking process with water to deglaze until if forms a rather vicious liquid (like runny corn syrup)
let it steep for 20 min off heat
it should thicken even further
you’ll now have to thin it out to be able to consume any alcohol should work, cooking wine, rubbing, whiskey whatever.
pound it all leaves and everything
you will not sleep for three days.
>>7712785
Prescription amphetamines. Head on over to your local university's library to find a dealer.
>>7712917
Makes mustard gas.
>>7712917
You'll stay awake for 3 days maybe, or stroke out, wouldn't be surprised if you puke violently and run a fever.
>>7712917
do this worked for me
>>7712785
Coke or even better get some speed
>>7713301
If you're in college you can find adderall easily
Go to the drug store and get some ephedrine you fucking pleb. Bronk-Aid brand. Behind the counter in the U.S. because it's a precursor to meth.
That, physical activity, and cold showers.
>>7712785
Do some light stretches every so often, drink water, eat occasional light snacks.
>>7713548
i think this helps. all of my all nighters have failed when i don't busy myself, and instead chill on my ass. after you pass a certian threshold, you'll find yourself awake again, but you'll be lacking energy at work
>>7713301
>speed
>be 22
>live with roommate
>both of us heavy drinkers but don't use any illegal drugs regularly
>meth dealer moves across
>roommate used to use meth
>like a lot of meth
>used to shoot it
>roommate decides he wants to get high
>asks if I want to as well
>whynot.png
>asks how I want to do it
>don't want to smoke it off foil
>don't want to snort because I hear it burns
>roommate helps me shoot small amount
>DAT RUSH
>this is great, I feel great, why would anyone have have a problem with this, let's play playstation, let's play music, let's watch youtube videos
LATER
>coming down so shoot more
>repeat
NEXT DAY
>haven't slept
>feel like shit
>get more dope
>take bigger shot
>DAT COUGH
>stumble to living room
>GTA IV on television
>notice I'm seeing wavy lines
>every sound seems as if it's coming through an industrial fan
>tell roommate
>"Oh! It's called 'over-amping', awesome ain't it?'"
>"IDUNNOISTHISAWESOME?"
SUDDENLY
>hallucinations
>hear whispering all around me
>voice of my long-dead grandmother scolds me about one gay experience I have
>cops outside, about to break down door
>all goes black
>wake up
>ask roommate if the cops went away
>roommate laughs and keeps playing vidya
>mfw
NEVER AGAIN
>>7713571
>reasons fags shouldn't do drugs
>>7713571
holy shit don't do meth man
>>7713571
lol
