ITT: the best damn thing to eat at the theaters
I sat next to some guy eating doritos once
>loud as fuck bag crinkling
>even louder chewing
>>7704944
Is that just a Hi-Chew rip off?
>>7704944
sour patch kids >
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>>7704944
>>7704957
someone spilled these in the theatre showers and now I can't enjoy them anymore.
>>7704944
A big box of fancy chocolates.
>>7705054
Go back to /tv/ with your no singles policy complaints
>>7704947
doritos are so pungent and disgusting. they should be banned from public places.
Ehh.... I miss being a kid. Now I'm to grown and anti social to go to the movies and just torrent all my movies now.
>Fucking love theater popcorn
>Always feel nauseous afterwards
Life is suffering.
Cant stand eating at the theater
>Wanted to go and watch X Men Apocolypse by myself
>Didn't want to seem weird
>Figured if I made a joke during the movie people would be less weirded out
>Bought a packet of Oreos with me
>In the scene there is a quote where the main villain says 'ALL THEY HAVE BUILT WILL FALL'
>decide it would be funny to make an Oreo tower and when he says that line, knock it over and shout 'he is right!'
>spend the entire movie trying to stack Oreos
>they keep falling
>start to get nervous
>people keep looking
>stomach bunches up so I leave, eat the remaining oreos at home and still haven't seen the movie
just adds extra pressure imo
where da crab legs at
>>7706466
>semi sweet
Can't get semi-sweet chocolate in my country, is it as delicious as it sounds?
>>7705054
Theater showers?
>>7704959
This guy gets it.
mixed with a large Cola from the theater.
Me and this punk grill were at a party, and I found out she wanted to go see the new Harry Potter 5 movie. So we staggered to the liquor store, bought a bottle of picture related, smuggled it into the movie theater, which was packed because it was the night the last book was being released, so it was filled with cosplaying wizard kids and their parents. We ended up having to sit in the front row, and we got steadily more drunk and we were shouting lewd things at the movie (especially at Helena Bonham Carter) and got into shouting matches with the parents. Ended up fugging when we got back to the house.
Fun night.
>>7704944
Your gf should be eating your load at the theater, or you're doing it wrong.
>>7706520
Dude, so gross!
>>7706479
Please be bait
Please
>>7704944
tfw Alamo Drafthouse is an option
>>7706479
Pls be true
Nachos with extra jalapenos.
when monsters inc was in theaters I went with my jew friend.
His mom bought 1 ticket, asked the usher if she could escort her son into the movie. Brought him in, then came back out with the stub and gave me the stub from the same ticket.
she left her bag in there with us because it was full of food, no not snacks, food. There was an entire roasted chicken wrapped in foil in there and a bunch of sodas
>>7706520
kill yourself
>>7706470
vid related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qA1XfVDXoMc
>>7704959
Legs served that way remind me too much of corpse fingers.
These. Even better after I realized you were supposed to hit them on a hard surface and eat the shards. Before that, I would just put a whole giant Sweet Tart in my mouth, and make it last several minutes until I became impatient enough to chew it.
>>7704957
>>7704944
Wow, somebody likes these things? They are quite literally the shittiest and most bland iteration of a candy I have ever tasted. The taste can actually be best described as "air" because none of the flavors tastes of anything and that middle white part is like some weird Circus Peanuts sort of bland marshmallow that doesn't taste of anything either. The texture is all off. I honestly hate these things. They were the biggest waste of money I have ever spent on candy. I am very surprised they have had the shelf life that they have had. I wish they would stop fooling the people who loved the original airheads into thinking Airhead is a candy in need of a soft chewy abortion of the original product. These are a disgrace. [2.3/10]
These especially mixed in with popcorn
>>7706520
>not mixing rum or whiskey with cola
>drinking in a public place like an alcoholic degenerate.
I snuck in chipotle burritos before
What are your favorite things to sneak in?
>>7704959
YES.
The only choice
>>7710841
Hi Courtney
>>7706520
>Vodka and cola
>Americans can't stop eating for a 90-minute period
No wonder you are all so fucking fat.
>>7705070
No. Not with green apple. Skittles are the worst now
>>7712896
Stop hating our freedom to eat whenever we want to
>>7712897
What the fuck were they thinking and why haven't they changed it back, those retards, surely it's affecting sales negatively
>cinema doesn't have a no food policy
dropped in an instant
