Why can't we stop, /ck/?
>>7699632
because you are mentally weak
>>7699632
Because finishing and stopping aren't the same fucking thing.
>>7699632
smoke pot instead
>>7699637
Gives me panic attacks m8. Trapped in this alcohol fueled hell
>>7699637
this.
weed makes you dizzy and makes you forget about your decadent life, just like booze, but you wake up feeling fresh and rebooted, unlike fucking life killing booze.
Because I'll never know how to love myself.
>>7699669
My nigga. That King Crimson
>>7699632
Shit, I can't because I'm never going through the DTs again. If my liver falls out my ass in five years so be it. Fuck that shit.
Who the fuck would want to stop? There aren't many people in this world who want to completely stop.
>stopping alcohol
Cause youre not dead yet
>>7699632
Because we're unable to deal with life
>>7699632
No need to stop drinking, I moved on to heroin when my liver decided to quit.
>>7699879
>drugs with withdrawals that can kill you
>>7699894
I'm riding this shit to the grave
>>7699896
But...why
>>7699894
heroin withdrawal cannot kill you, but alcohol withdrawal can. gaba is bigger than opi anon stop the misinformation you fucking drunk
>>7699906
> being a junkie is better than being a drunk.
K.
>>7699920
>>7699894
Please stop posting drake
>>7699632
cause I'm alone and sad all the time? and alcohol helps me forget about it and sometimes lets me enjoy stuff again?
depression sucks nigger dick
>>7699928
How high are you tonight opiatebro?
Because you're all degenerates.
>>7699644
I had panic attacks before I became an alcohol and quit alcohol. Now weed is chill. I think once you've managed to fight to keep your mind after drinking loads and you're spinning and fighting to stay awake, weed in low doses is easy to handle
>>7699644
try acid once and find out why youre really addicted
>>7699632
not tonight....
I'm bored. should I drink 350ml leftover vodka or take 300mg of codeine?
>>7699920
being a drunk is also being a junkie
>>7700207
Do both.
>>7700213
no point. alcohol completely ruins codeine. their effects on the respiratory system stack up, so it could be dangerous too, but 350ml is too little for that
>>7700207
That word, bored.
It's worse than anything isn't it? That's why I drink too much.
>>7700424
god, yep. even when I have things I can do I feel bored and just drink, then usually end up not doing them
>>7699632
Spent two nights drinking after two months without a drop, just a shitty nights sleep, and I'm back to being a worthwhile person.
>>7699902
Cause we're all headed there.
>>7700451
Everyone I've known that has fucked with heroin has either had to go to rehab or OD'd. tread carefully, friend.
>>7700470
I just meant death in general, but whatever floats your straight edge boat
>>7699920
You said something factually incorrect and that anon corrected you, he never said heroin is just dandy you cunt.
Every fucking booze thread
>dude weed bro so much better you should weed bro
Fuck off to a weed thread why must you shit up any conversation about alcohol with your unwarranted advice
>Two weeks sober
>Going for a whole month
I'll report back.
It's comforting that there are alcoholic generals here.
>I get addicted to meme substances that I only started to use because I wanted to look "cool"
>>7699632
Because you need something to cope with living in this shitty realm?
More importantly
why would we want to stop
>>7700711
i like ur thinking
and ur gifs
>>7700681
I'm a week sober, feels strange but kind of good. Hang in there m8
>>7699645
Not all the time for me anyway m8, the bakeover is real
>>7700758
I went a week sober for the first time in years up until yesterday. Got trashed last night with friends, but I don't feel any urge to drink tonite either. I think I'm just gonna be a social drinker now.
>>7700809
if your a real alcohol it doesnt work like that m8
>>7700851
Which is a good thing.
>>7699633
/thread
>>7700615
Just trying to help Bros make a change that saved my life
Anyone here ever been to AA or NA? Christ, what a shitload of fuck that is. 12-steppers are, without exception, compliant yes-men and complacent drones.
>>7699632
I managed to stop drinking when I realised it was turning into alcoholism and didn't make me happier at all. It's been 1,5 months and I've lost 13kgs since. You can do it, too.
>>7699645
I swear a few hits of weed gives me a worse hangover then a 12 pack to face.
>>7700851
I've drank almost every single day for 10 years. 10-15 drinks until I pass out every night. The hangovers suddenly got worse and I just don't seem to want to do it anymore.
>>7701033
Same. Weed fucks me up for days, can't get out of the fog. I'd rather be piss drunk than high. People don't get, it's not for everyone. Fuck I wish it worked for me but it doesn't.
Once my mushroom jars take off I'm never getting high again.
>>7701085
I am not the kind of man who will sit down and take being told to fuck off.
>>7699632
because I remember how lonely it was before I started drinking
>>7701107
Fine, you don't have to fuck off. But seriously stop busting into these threads to talk about fucking marijuana.
>>7701129
But weed saved my life. It would be irresponsible not to share its wonder with others.
>>7701107
Jesus Christ you fucking faggot
The weirdest time and place to take a stand.
Small, prideful men. Eugh.
>>7701197
I am not small.
>>7701202
I don't know or care about your physical build, and believe me when I say this is the furthest thing from dick-size but you are absolutely a small man.
But ma didn't raise no homos, right?
One week sober after a steady diet of a handle and a half of bottom shelf vodka every two days for the last three years.
Feeling better. Sleeping through the night and getting shit done. About one more week and I won't have to worry about having seizures and dropping dead at any moment. It is really not that bad. Dry out. The discomfort is worth it.
/alcg/?
/alcg/.
What're you drinking tonight, /ck/?
I've been told mountain Dew and Bourbon was good; turns out its pretty shit. Just gonna stick with rum and coke now.
>>7701212
>ma didn't raise no homos
I gay and not spiritually small either.
>>7701202
>I am not small.
Do people say you're a big guy?
>>7701236
>I've been told mountain Dew and Bourbon was good
I think someone is trying to kill you anon. That sounds disgusting. Of course I drink gin and orange drink, so what do I know.
>>7701248
I do not know what people say about me. I only communicate through text and sign language.
>>7701259
you ever get heartburn?
i have heard of blind drunk, never deaf drunk...
Though I suppose this guy has never heard of either
>>7699632
because deep down you think it's kinda cool to have this dependency.
>>7701304
what? alcoholics are considered human trash by the society
>>7701312
yeah but lots of elevated things are associated with alcoholism too. tortured artists, rock stars, people that have seen some shit, and so on.
And indulging in misery doesn't have to be logical, it's just easy. you always use that somewhat dignified picture for your gens too, never a yellow bearded hobo.
.
>>7701312
Society is fickle. It's why people who become well known for not giving a fuck become "folk heroes."
>>7699760
>5 years
At the rate you're going? not fucking likely buddy
>>7701236
I enjoyed rum and IMO for awhile.
I've weaned myself off the spirits though.
Because I drink until the feelings stop. Because I am much happier, funnier, enjoyable at work if I drank the day before. Because I've gotten to the point that I am terrified of going to a social event if I were sober. And so on
>>7699902
No turning back now, have come too far
>>7701290
Occasionally. Gin and grapefruit juice is goat tier, but grapefruit fucks with your liver so I stopped drinking it.
>>7701212
I am NOT small.
Do you want to give me your name and number and I'll give it to the polishe?
>>7699632
because quitters never win
>>7701583
>because quitters never win
took me a sec
In live with a girl who doesn't love me back and is fucking another guy. I drink til it doesn't feel like their are steel bands and a weight tied around my heart anymore. Usually ~5 drinks then maintain that buzz.
>>7701590
how old r u?
>>7701596
literal cuck
end it
I've recently started adding splashes of liquor to almost all of my non-alcoholic drinks
I do this because I feel shame and don't want people around me to know I'm drinking all day long
what sort of stage am I at?
>>7701627
the fun stage
>>7701605
really?!, pedo?
>>7701627
Depends on how big those splashes are, man.
If you start getting those spiky withdrawal feelings after a few hours of cessation like I do, you dun goofed. You CAN wean yourself off, but it's hard, and it's sucks, so you're not going to want to. It's easier to just keep drinking. If you've got kids or a spouse you might want to consider cooling it though.
>>7701430
MIO. Stupid autocorrect.
>>7701596
what the actual fuck? why don't you have any dignity left to just throw her out?
>>7701742
He didn't say he is with her...
>>7701742
I should, anon, but she fucks with me. She goes from "we are just friends and can never be together" to "I love you and would be upset if you got a gf and I lost you but I can't be with anybody right now."
>>7701763
she's just an evil bitch. get as far away from her as possible
>>7701763
Surely there's more to it than that if you haven't given up on her. Didn't you say she's porking someone else? What, it's okay for her to get someone else but not you? Fuck that shit.
>>7701763
this >>7701769
She is using you to build up her confidence. She wants you around as a tool when she needs you for an ego boost, but she wants nothing to do with you romantically. Stop letting her use you, she is not someone that you should have any kind of respect or admiration for. Stop being a thirsty bitch, get another girl and shove them in her face. Then she might have some respect for you.
Does drinking two beers after a break count as breaking sobriety?
>>7701795
no. getting drunk does
>>7701236
Corralejo Reposado. Shit is good and I have the day off tomorrow. I had a third of the bottle left today in the afternoon but I just emptied it. I might still drink a beer or two before going to bed.
>>7701763
literally my ex-gf, it really is best to get out now.
here's your best source of relationship advice so you can stop the rot before every woman you meet treats you like their lapdog.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qXLp5vlmgQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hAmCjqVkFg
drinking will help in the meantime to deal with being in mangina mode
>>7701795
As far as you dont slip back into the same cycle, sure. Far too many recovering alcoholics fall for the "I can do it in moderation" thing too soon though.
>>7701822
Patrice is my hero and he has great wisdom for dealing with women but I feel like he didn't do much talking about the "man's soul being crushed by an evil woman" kind of scenario.
I'd prescribe some Bill Burr Monday Morning Podcast clips on dealing with exes and evil women, then once you're feeling a bit more back to normal, Patrice has the shit for getting back out there and the basic dynamics of a new relationship.
But I don't know the right clips because I'm new to the MMPC scene, whereas Patrice has been my guiding light for years and years now. RIP.
>>7701596
>deteriorating your physical and mental health because some girl don't liek u back
I'm not trying to insult you, but this is the epitome of beta behavior, and childish behavior. A "real man" would brush this shit off, maintain his health, and go about his life, knowing there will always be more women.
And here's a tip: that girl isn't special. Is she really that good-looking, smart, charming, etc? Try to look at it objectively, and you'll see she's likely not much of those things.
>>7701763
listen to what the other anons said about this bitch being evil and using you. Sometimes, 4channers actually know what they're talking about.
Get away from her--kick her out or move out yourself. Although, sorry to say--you're probably going to continue to allow her to manipulate you. But you can stop letting her do that if you stop thinking emotionally.
>>7701596
Fucking kick her ass out you pathetic cuck. Jesus christ have some respect for yourself. She's a fucking cunt.
>>7701763
how can you put up with it? when I get even a vibe of lack of respect or care about me from a girl I crush on, it immediately removes all attraction. I'll probably die a virgin though
>>7701943
>Is she really that good-looking, smart, charming, etc?
it's never really about that though is it? it's all about your ego and the fact that deep down, even if you don't think it in your developed human brain, deep down you feel like another caveman just pissed on a tree in your territory, and went and hunted one of your deer.
allowing that type of primal anguish to have any power over you is retarded, you just gotta accept it for what it is and stop giving a fuck.
Had a buddy bday last night, had two ipa, and split like 3 pitchers with him, amd one vodka sprite to cap it off, with some bowls. Feeling like ass today, i try amd take few days off between drinking because my hangovers are so bad. The idea of having a drink today ismt even there.
I just enjoy beers and getting drunk but have my consumption under control i think.
Good luck anons, feel bad for you every day guys. Hope ya get better familia
>>7701996
>it's all about your ego
Yeah, I think that's probably a lot or most of why it would hurt. But still, trying to objectively assess exactly how desirable, and undesirable, the girl is should help this sadfag get over it.
This guy doesn't seem to be mature enough to accept the situation without it hurting his idea of himself, so maybe thinking about how he's not losing as much as he thinks he is will help.
>>7701596
How is your relationship with her son?
>>7702044
Very, very sensual
>>7701996
>Is she really that good-looking, smart, charming, etc?
>it's never really about that though is it?
Well that's exactly what it should be about you idiots.
>>7701044
Not wanting to do it anymore and not doing it anymore are miles apart
>>7702058
>that's exactly what it should be about
His post agrees though. He said it's stupid to be controlled by perceived harm to your ego.
>>7701159
You are a stupid animal and your personal experience means nothing to anyone else you shit. Just because you're fine with it doesn't mean other people will be. Also, I don't believe you that it saved shit. You're just a moron.
>>7702196
Yeah I know, I only meant to greentext the second sentence.
Just got some Svedka and grapefruit juice. Finna play some vidya and get turnt
>>7699645
>>7699637
Why do stoners never seem to understand that week affects people differently. And seem to think it's a secret club that solves everything.
Pretty much everyone's tried weed and if they don't smoke it it's probably because it didn't do anything to them or made them feel worse.
Weed makes me feel panicky and my heart races for days afterwards, I feel like I'm dying. Alcohol just makes me feel calm and happy and appreciate things more.
Anyways stoners act like weed has no negative effects and then cut it with tobacco fucking lol
>>7702230
You would be surprised by how many people on 4chan have never seen weed in their life and put it in the same group as cocaine and meth.
>>7702230
>Pretty much everyone's tried weed
I haven't
>>7702230
Ur dumb m8. Go smoke one
>>7702238
They're just pretending
I live in Wisconsin, so at least my drinking problems are considered a little more normal than most places. In a recent study of the "drunkest" cities in the US Wisconsin had 7 out of the top 10
>>7702487
WHAT MADE MILWAUKEE FAMOUS
>>7699632
There's no REALLY good reason to stop. You need a good old-fashioned medical scare to make you stop. Like, liver cirrhosis and acute kidney damage.
Anyone got pancreas problems, pancreatitis?
>>7702662
I've never felt pain in that area too much. I get pain, but only when I don't drink. It's on both sides evenly, and hurts in the morning. I have to lay on my fist on my side to keep either side of my body from touching the bed. I think it's my Irish-ness being mad at me for not drinking. I know it's actually me dieing though... It seriously doesn't hurt at all if I drink though.
Lol don't let fat old bitter uncheckable mother's against drunk driving cunts guilt you into making you feel bad for what you enjoy
Remember, we live in a de-balled no-fun-allowed world, fuck them and do what you enjoy
22 y/o. My alcoholic mom is going to jail at the end of the month after getting her 3rd DUI on a suspended license after ten+ years of hard alcoholism and this is fucking up my younger siblings' lives. My mom is not everyone but please consider getting professional help if you have kids. I don't look down on you. I thoroughly understand how many ups and downs are involved in quitting without even touching the physical effects, but I believe that you have the ability to get your shit together. Maybe not the first/fifth/tenth try, but I know you care.
i tried to quit on friday but bought a 6pack every night. every night while buying it i told myself last time garunteed. then at around 3-4pm the next day i was fiending hard and caved.
tommorow im gonna go on a 10 hour walk for the entire day till its time to sleep so im not sitting around thinking about wanting to drink. it will be weird, but i dno what else to do.
Why not just smoke weed, bros?
Its the same, but better.
>>7703222
It's totally different. Scratches the wrong itch.
>>7703222
I'm not gay
>>7703222
Weed is illegal in California
>>7703222
GET THE FUCK OUT AND KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
Weed is so much better for you. And cheaper in the long run. Boozers are losers.
>>7703259
Surely you can find an excuse to get a medical card.
>>7704036
my DARE officer told me only losers do drugs and the TV told me drinking was really cool and manly
>>7704051
Yeah, man. I just told my doctor I was having headaches. You can tell them anything, it's not like trying to get oxy or something.
>>7703222
I'm too scared to try it
heard about people getting schizophrenia and shit
>>7703222
I'd much rather smoke weed, but in my state it's super illegal and our faggoty puritan government won't ever make it even medicinal.
Only downside is having a foggy, cloudy mind basically all the time when you're not high. I'd much rather deal with that than a fucking racing heart and gross sweating and nausea for a whole day.
>>7699632
Becuase you touch yourself at night.
>>7704077
I used to smoke weeds for 3 years, everyday.
I got psychotic. not directly because of weed, it just revealed it.
>>7700145
Dude bro lol just scrambl- I mean UNLOCK your mind bro it will fix everything dude it'll all be clear man
>>7704084
I don't get mindfog anymore since I started hydrating and medicating more properly
some people smoke like it's a contest which is a shame because it legitimately helps with some things yet those people give it a shitty rep being faggots
>>7704077
If you're at risk or you have latent schizophrenia or other mental disorders smoking weed can trigger it earlier especially if you start young
>>7704107
>im a crazy piece of shit
>when i smoked weed i actually thought about how much of a piece of shit i am
self reflection is dangerous stuff better off just numbing your brain with booze
>>7704092
No, I just live in Indiana. It will never be legal here. Legal, decriminalized, medical in every state surrounding but never here.
Free beer bar tap today drank until it ran out got free pizza. Then went home. Total spent $0.00.
>>7704137
So? Weeds is illegal almost everywhere, doesn't mean it's hard to get.
>>7704137
Haha, it'll be legal everywhere before long.
>>7704036
I DON'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT YOU I WANT YOU GONE PREFERABLY THROUGH THE METHOD OF SUICIDE. THERE'S NO POINT IN TALKING ABOUT YOUR WEED HERE.
>>7704220
t. guy smoking pot in the basement of his moms house in 1970
>>7704240
I see, thanks!
>>7704255
Good.
>>7704254
Over 50 percent nationally favor legalization it's only a matter of time
>>7704240
Fine, I'll just smoke other people's weed then.No need to get mad, man.
>>7704272
That way you aren't replacing one habit with the other.
>drop the booze
>smoke weed
>but only when someone else has it
>>7703222
They both relax and entertain you but they have nothing else in common. Alcohol is highly addictive in that it produces severe cravings and withdrawal symptoms, nothing like the cravings you get for weed which are purely mental. Alcohol relieves stress and anxiety in a way weed doesn't. Most alcoholics don't drink recreationally, it's a matter of plain addiction.
People make your exact post in every single thread, and it just shows a naive, uneducated attitude to drugs. I understand why people get pissed off at you guys, and I have difficulty believing you're mature enough to offer advice on the matter.
>>7704270
doesn't matter. most of them are going to get high and forget to go vote and/or are black so the government doesn't care what they think.
why don't you guys switch drugs every day or two, that way you can be constantly fucked up and not addicted to anything. e.g. liquor, benzos, opoid painkillers switching every 2 days? alcohol doesn't even feel that good compared to other depressants, it's probably one of the shittiest
>>7704300
>weed doesn't relieve stress and anxiety
>you aren't mature enough to be a drunk like me
sounds like you are the naive one
>>7704310
>reading comprehension
>you
>>7704315
he was totally right though... why did you ever become a drunk? why didn't you just smoke weed? why do you hate yourself enough to not even try weening off/get off the bottle.
you are a weakling. enjoy being boozes bitch until you die in a ditch somewhere penniless and unloved. hopefully they can donate your body to science after it goes unclaimed at the morgue and you can at least do one useful thing your entire life.
faggot
Around what point did your body start to hurt, /ck/? I've been a steady drinker for a little over a year and my organs are starting to hurt and my shit is starting to look funny.
>>7704338
I would recommend you get out now.
I have been for 8 years on a nearly constant daily basis, and I only had a few tinges of pain in the last year but the worst thing that comes from it for me is the anxiety from being too dry too long.
>>7704323
Weed is no good for partying. Alcoholics are genetically predisposed to become addicted if they drink to excess. I did smoke weed for a few years but it started giving me servere DP/DR and panic attacks, which I then used alcohol to medicate because I was already somewhat addicted and didn't even know it. It gets to the point where you dwell on your past, especially if it's a traumatic one, and take life's setbacks too hard so that reaching for the bottle seems the only way out of misery. Before you know it, you're a full blown addict and nothing can give you the strength you need to quit.
>>7704337
>weed makes me feel bad
>so instead i am a drunk which also makes me feel bad
>i always feel bad
>woe is me, you will never understand my troubles
wasted lives. at least you have your /ck/ image board to religiously share how terrible your self inflicted problems are every day with other losers.
>>7704345
I've been considering quitting, but all I do is cut back for a week or 2 then get back to it.
>>7704347
I'm not asking for your sympathy, empathy, anything, but you just keep continuing in the same pattern. You're doing it again.
To be honest I've had an easy life so far and nothing is woe is me, but you keep dismissing something you don't understand. Honestly if you're such a proponent for marijuana just go to somewhere like r/trees you faggot instead of coming in these threads every single time.
>>7704348
I would just say if you're physically hurting after a year this is likely not a thing you should be doing. Also when you started and how old you are will make a difference.
>>7704374
Drank occasionally when I was underage, and more often as I was getting closer to 21. Started getting drunk nightly from there.
Why do I feel like the demographic more likely to quit isn't the "functioning" alcoholics? Like everyone needs a big DUI or fuckup to quit or something.
>>7704365
>if you support the weed movement you should just talk to people that already agree with you instead of spreading the gospel to those who need it the most
When I wake up for a night of drinking I feel like i have to take a shit really bad. Is that normal?
>>7704662
same. I never vomit after drinking alcohol and don't really have hangovers, but I always have to shit at least 2 times in the morining
>>7699920
What about a junk food junkie
>>7704437
>the gospel
This is where you are wrong. Smoking weed made me feel depersonalization and derealization multiple times. I tried to make it work for me, it doesn't.
Stop doing this. There are people that weed is just objectively bad for. Smoke it if you want, don't come into alcohol threads and talk about it. That's fucked.
>>7704711
Also I'm going to say a few more things. Like honestly if you point people in the direction of your preferred substance you just may be recommending them the worst time of their lives. The possibility of it being good is not worth risking the possibility that it could be torturous. I've smoked weed a lot trying to adapt and it's always been among the absolute worst psychological experiences of my life. I never tell anyone to drink. That's all I'm saying.
>>7704711
>it didnt work for me so its not going to work for anyone here
>this is my thread get out
>stop liking things i dont like
>>7704725
It's fine if you like it, it really is. I'm just saying stop trying to push the weed thing. I never push my drinking thing upon anyone, why do weed people constantly say that people should smoke?
>>7704731
i dont give a fuck what you do. smoking helped me quit drinking though.
for you personally though i would recommend suicide. you seem like an angry bitter turd.
>>7704736
Well we've obviously had different experiences in life. See that's it, just different. I'm not saying what I do is good or that I'm any better than you. I don't wish you suicide.
Never really been big on alcohol. I like Malibu Coconut Rum mixed with juice at night but that's about it. I drink a Dr. Pepper during the day.
because you say things like "i can't" baka
(which you do because you don't actually want to quit and that's fine but at least admit this and start looking for something in life that makes you happy enough to not need booze anymore)
>>7704756
also, because you derive satisfaction from self-pity and find comfort in the misery.
maybe you got here because you were happy once upon a time and got knocked down and stayed there, convinced that if you got back up, you'd just get knocked down again. so staying miserable was safer. so here you are, an autonomous human adult, with the ability to sustain your own happiness if you just learn how to stand your ground.
>>7704767
10/10
should just spam this in every new self loathing "im an alcohol" thread
literally just a bunch of beta manlets pissing their lives down the toilet because trying is hard
i quit 6 months ago because i realized if i didn't i would end up doing some serious damage to myself.
i decided i would rather have my health and mental focus than to be drunk every day doing nothing.
>>7705063
How long were you drinking before that?
>>7700791
Very real. More edgy than a slight hangover
why don't weedfags understand that when people smoke weed they don't all experience the EXACT same effects they do?
it's so retarded. this is an alcohol thread. weed is not even comparable. it's like saying "ramen thread" and then all these fags show up saying just eat lasagna.
>>7705173
yeah good analogy if ramen was addictive and life crippling and lasagna was a safe alternative that you just decided to ignore in favor of ramen
Would you consider someone who drinks 2 40ozs of steel reserve a night an alki? My parents tell me I am but dunno
>>7705267
Pretty much the easiest way to tell if you're an alcoholic is that if you want to quit but feel like you can't, you probably are.
>>7705277
Yea I try to talk myself out of drinking sometimes but can, so ya guess I am there. also its weird when I wake up i crave a light draft beer and usually head to the bar to quench
>>7705283
Right. Bottom line is, if your life is meeting your own standards, and you're relatively happy, it's not really something to worry about. If not, give quitting a shot if only to see if you can do it without much effort. If that's all you drink, you're not in withdrawal territory. That's where you have to really be careful.
>>7705301
what is withdrawal territory? My mom keeps telling me I will gradually increase. But ive been steady at 2 40ozs for years
>>7705307
See if you can do one 40 a day for a week then see if you can do a week or two off the sauce completely.
>>7705307
I've researched and researched this, and most sites say around say around 5 pints of beer per day is enough, but in reality it varies from person to person.
>>7705325
tried before I cant like I just want it almost like ocd I feel like my night isn't complete
What's the most fucked up thing you guys did while drunk
that you wouldn't do sober?
>>7705402
I called my stepdad during a blackout crying and told him I was diagnosed with stomach cancer.
I have no fucking clue what led me to do that.
>>7705402
fingered a few girls in public/crowded areas/dance floors. zero fucks given.
drunken fights with friends.
>>7705267
That's quite a lot. I'm not sure why you would even question it. You likely don't or haven't experienced significant withdrawals because you don't drink all day.
>>7705516
Oh man, I was at an Unknown Hinson show drunk off my fucking ass (went black shortly after this) and saw this chick dancing, so I went up to her and danced with her. Her boyfriend knocked two of my teeth out.
>>7705402
I almost asked my oneitis out. I was so trashed that I was beyond slurring and into the mixing up word order and omitting words entirely. She thought it was hilarious and still brings it up whenever we drink. Hopefully she never realizes what I intended to say.
>>7705520
thats true, I usually start at 9pm then hit bed.
>>7705402
Cried like a little girl when i was like 15 in front of my friends.
I was supposed to be the tough guy.
>>7699632
>>7705402
Ran away from my friend's house and almost got arrested, kicked a hole in my apartment wall and tried to commit suicide and landed in the psych ward, broke up with my girlfriend and then changed my mind like two hours later, chased a bender with a bottle of klonopin multiple times, came out as trans in front of my friend and her roommates in college while crying into a dress i bought
>>7704711
The prick is annoying, but stoners are less annoying than alcoholics I've met.
I don't like the nodding feeling opiates give me, it just isn't my thing. But if I'm in pain and the doctor tells me it would be best to take at least a bit to curb the pain, I do.
Despite the "depersonalization" and "derealization," it's better than waking up feeling like shit and having a queasy stomach and aches.
It also sounds like weed makes you feel this way because you have an undiagnosed mental illness other than depression. My friend reacted to weed with extreme paranoia and felt "out of body." Fastforward 3 years and he is a full-blown paranoid schizophrenic, exacerbated by the substances [including alcohol and weed] he took as a young man.
Alcohol isn't any better. Maybe go to a doctor or psychiatrist or something.
>>7699632
I'm new here.
Is it a meme, or is /ck/ really just a bunch of alcoholics?
>>7705928
KEK weed just makes me uncomfortable. No paranoia, no panic attacks, just full blown discomfort, I feel too retarded to enjoy tv or other things at the level I can sober.
It always feels like a waste of time.
>>7704270
That's not how democracy works. Legal marijuana would cut into the profits of a lot of influential businesses. It will never happen.
>>7705950
Not everybody, but most of the shitposters come here to gather in these threads. They spill over into better threads when they run out of people to sympathize with.
>>7701236
Outta money so purchased a bunch of 40oz's
Woke up this morning and realized I was detoxing. Crazy shit. I need to drink less
>>7705950
I only drink once or twice a month. Drinking everyday is bad.
>>7708475
the weird thing though is that I don't care too much right now about it. I kinda like it. all the best artists I can think of were some form of substance abuser (although I'm also aware this may just be confirmation bias) there would seem to be a correlation between emotional intelligence and abuse
>>7706339
>a bunch of 40s is cheaper than liquor
drinking moscow mules tonight niggers
ginger beer is overpriced but this stuff is pretty good
>>7703222
Dealer hasn't got back to me yet.
>That glorious falling feeling you get from being high af and shitfaced
>>7708579
Well if you're a successful musical artist and you're traveling the world chances are you'll be exposed to substances. Does that make your music better? No it doesn't. All that means is you had the talent before you started.
>>7699896
Same see you there bro
>>7699632
You probably started getting drunk without any real reason, just because you were bored or feeling a bit sad maybe.
Strong alcohol should be used like hallucinogens. Rarely, on special occasions, or for mind-altering to gain insight. Once you start getting drunk for no reason, it's hard to stop that train.
It's okay to drink weak beers or wines (3% abv or so) every day though, as long as you still eat properly. It's a lot harder to get really drunk and have hangovers with these drinks.
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>>7700451
orly?
>>7703222
im an alcoholic because of weed. i smoked daily for years and then it started getting boring so i started adding in alcohol.
>>7705402
Cheated on my "girlfriend" roommate at a party blacked out in her bed with another girl roommate. Justified it at the time cuz she was cheating on her boyfriend from Canada with me; I said we weren't an official thing despite the obvious, real feelings we had for each other. Made the rest of my year miserable desu and maybe even a little now too.
>>7708763
sounds like you suck at playing your cards and traded a fun threesome for a bitter awkward breakup
>>7708775
Pretty much, that's what I was initially going for. Only after did I realize the girl I cheated with had an IQ of 40, another thing the girl I was with detested me for. Both girls had their issues, but it was my bad for not seeing them and playing around them.
Thanks stolichnaya
>>7708806
the 40 iq chick would suck your dick no matter what. you should have spent the time finessing the smarter girl into a drunken threesome
its okay though bro you live and learn.
>tfw can't smoke weed because of randomized drug tests
It's been almost four years since I finished Uni and I miss it plenty but alcohol is perfectly fine.
>>7708816
True, rolling and tripping ever four days didn't help either, but it's as you say, live and learn. Can't let hypothetical glories tie you down, though they are stupidly nice to think about desu.
On topic, drinking my red cooking wine (Sutter Home CS) because my lease ends soon and I'm not trying to take any leftover food with me to my next spot. What is your beverage friend
well i lost my wallet sunday
went out tomorrow with the intention of buying alochol before I realized my lack of ID
I guess i wont be drinking for this week which is a good thing even if its not by choice.
already feeling like shit
>>7705402
I just had a thought. I don't think I ever did something messed up or stupid, but there were a few nights where I got fucked up beyond coherence where friend(s) would get me back home or at least put me in a cab. I never really felt bad about it and thought of it more as a bonding experience where I end up trusting them more after the night than before. I wonder if they felt the same way
>>7705402
I climbed onto my roof while shitfaced to look at the stars or something and passed out in just my underwear. Woke up at about 11:30 the next day to my neighbor poking me with a rake to see if I was alive, half the neighborhood must have driven by that morning to go to work and see me passed out in my underwear on the roof
I'm down to eight drinks a day from a fifth. My eyes are yellow but I'm regaining lucidity for the first time in two years. Probably gotta check a doctor after I'm clean for a couple weeks.
>>7708839
im the moscow mule fag from earlier.
1/2 a fifth of smirnoff polished off so far. gonna drink the rest tonight for sure.
you have plenty of time to chase whores man don't let her keep you up at night.
So how much do you guys spend on alcohol in a typical month?
>>7709042
my typical haul after work is about 6 or 7 bucks most days of the week. I'd say somewhere around $150 a month probably
>>7704110
scared alcoholic, definitely not scrambling your brain with all that alcohol :)
>>7702230
>literally describing alcohol withdrawals
the cognitive dissonance in these threads is hilarious
>>7700711
>because my kidneys are starting to hurt
>because I showed up to work drunk and am now scared I may get fired
>Because I'm broke and spend all my money on booze
>Because my family is getting pissed at me
>Because I had a DUI and if get caught again will get royally fucked in court and go to prison
>Because it doesn't make me happy anymore
>Because I almost burned down the house when I tried cooking and fell asleep
>Because I'm depressed and only get more depressed after I drink
>Because I hate my job but drinking makes me lose the motivation to quite
>>7709042
~$100/month
i only drink 2-3 days/week but i always think about it
>>7699632
It's just easier to keep drinking than wean myself off or deal with fucking DTs (which it always came down to when I tried to wean anyway, been in hospital four times over this.)
My boss knows this and I'm allowed to drink on the job as long as I maintain my spaghetti and everything. The only negative impact it's having on my life is I have to plan driving around it because I don't drive buzzed.
>>7708984
They'll feel the same way if you reciprocate when they're fucked up beyond belief. Really, it comes down to you being so vulnerable you can't take care of yourself but have the fortune of having the friends to do so.
To me, making myself that vulnerable is humutliating, but I had the friends to make sure I was safe. It's one of those 'I owe you my life' sort of things, so to reciprocate is a real bonding.
>>7709013
Hahah yea I feel man, just I keep remembering all the times she wasn't a hoe to me, but that's selective ain't it.
Now onto the handle of black velvet whiskey, happy drinking brother, if you can find it
>>7709055
lel
Drink up faget
Drinking old grandad whiskey now
It's a meme but it gets the job done
Those burgers are long gone lel
>>7699632
>depression
>self loathing
>snobbery
>attempting to have a hold on social life by becoming an alcoholic
>addiction
Just to name a few.
>>7709186
Evan Williams my man. $19 a handle here in cali
