please post something that isn't rotten fish, rotten meat or literal shit in a milkbowl.
>>7694471
how about overcooked eggs?
>>7694471
Finland is not scandinavia.
>>7694476
then post something swedish or norwegian you local chauvinist
>>7694471
Fuck you, sweet rye pudding is great
![scandinavia[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RNY8FdA.jpg "scandinavia[1].jpg")
>>7694476
>>7694471
>>7694506
I could draw russia into that image but it wouldn't become true.
>>7694506
>Scandinavia, historically Scandia,
Scandinavia [Credit: Encyclopædia Britannica, Inc.] part of northern Europe, generally held to consist of the two countries of the Scandinavian Peninsula, Norway and Sweden, with the addition of Denmark.
>>7694506
That's Fennoscandia + Iceland
>European """"""food""""""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5fQZhv0poU
>>7694550
is this a human species, wtf is this?
>>7694557
>is this a human species, wtf is this?
finnish
don't ask
they are considered european by only by the continent they inhabit and human by accident
>>7694557
Lindy is a qt in that pic.
>>7694557
Lloyd is one sexy archeologist
>>7694471
Ah, the Swedish take.
Chicago style, but square!
>>7694506
I'm a Britchap .. .but I would consider this map to be an accurate depiction of what most people think is Scandinavia.
And apart from the odd regional twist, I would consider most of these to be the same cuisine (maybe Denmark has more Pork)
Am I wrong?
>>7694658
Yes, Scandinavia is Denmark, Sweden and Norway.
And finland is Slavic, not Germanic.
Denmark does have a lot of pork, though.
you could argue faroe and greendland are parts of scandinavia though, since they're part of the danish kingdom.
>>7694668
>And finland is Slavic
You may be correct from a genetic point of view but culinary wise, I can't see the difference, cuisine seems to be the same.
>>7694681
>You may be correct from a genetic point of view but culinary wise, I can't see the difference, cuisine seems to be the same.
nope, finns are not genetically slavic, nor linguistically. finns are related to turanic people. like turks and kazakhs
>>7694710
I thought they were more Hungarian than anything.
I am not trying to go /pol/ or anything but trying to keep this on a culinary path . ... if you know what I mean.
Do Finns eat the same as Scandinavians or "turanic people. like turks and kazakhs" . . . ????
I visited my aunts/uncles/cousins there last summer for a couple of months
i enjoy ROMMEGROT quite a bit
oh and my g-mas dried raindeer or whatever that subspecies is
>>7694747
i also like lefse but we make that here a lot
>>7694756
also
>muh lingonberry jam
mosbricka förihelvette
Pitepalt, potato dumpling with pork butter lingonberry and MILK förihelvette!!
>>7694759
also gravlaks
Biff Rydberg
SMÖRGÅSTÅRTA FFS
>>7694550
It's like all Three Stooges were reincarnated into 1 man.
>>7694531
Rullader? Don't mind if i do!
>>7694775
also my cousin and I drove from bergen to oslo and i had a statoil burger
i wish our gas station burgers were this good
Kroppkakor > pitepalt
>>7694722
>I thought they were more Hungarian than anything.
Hungarians are also turanic people like Finns. No /pol/, that's just as it is.
Salty fishroe on egg on bread on table on floor in sweden. Acquired
Sweet and savoury cheeses
Nor/Swe
>>7694506
Sweden and Finland look like a limp dick
>>7694827
First time this has been observed. I think you might win an award.
>>7694471
>no rotten fish
>no rotten meat
>no literal shit
OP you saged your own thread
The best of Swedish cuisine right here.
>>7696551
this looks like a fat wiener fried in a pan and some maccaroni and cheese? is this the pinnacle of swedish cuisine. given that you only eat rotten shit it does seem plausible though.
Flying jacob desu
>>7694550
Is that Chunk?
The national dish of Denmark: Fried pork belly with boiled new potatoes and parsley sauce.
Janssons frestelse
Don't fuck with that.
Danish seafood
Stjerneskud - shooting star
>>7696553
It's not quite macaroni and cheese. It's "stuvade makaroner" or stewed macaroni. Basically you simmer macaroni in milk (with some butter and salt, etc) until it's reduced to that. Served with falukorv, a particular type of Swedish sausage.
Danish pork pâté on rye bread with bacon, mushrooms and pickled beetroot.
>>7696620
That sounds amazing.
>>7694810
GOAT sandwich
>>7696621
It is. This full version is fairly common at family lunches and as a smaller item on café menus.
If you remove the bacon and mushrooms, you have one of the most common pack lunches for school. Some people use cucumber instead of pickled beetroot.
>>7696627
cucumber is only acceptable if it's on white bread
>>7696630
Yes, I don't go for it either.
Beetroot is liver's best friend.
God-tier Danish junkfood
>>7696620
Danish leverpostej is by far the best
t. Norwegian
Räkmacka.
Potatisplättar.
>>7696605
we need to go deeper
>>7694756
>lefse
The correct word in english is "pancakes that aren't an american meme"
>>7696751
Lefse aren't pancakes. They're more like wheat tortillas.
>>7696627
The cucumber is a meme for children and if someone asked for cucumbers for their leverpostej I would probably have to ask them to leave. Even if they actually are children.
>>7696657
And here's a shit tier danish junkfood. I hate it. It's always eaten by hillbillies too.
>>7696754
my bad, looked a lot like a pancake. pancakes are supposed to be like tortillas though, thin and folded with sorta sweet ingredients inside
>>7696598
Muh fuckin dick
This looks amazing
>>7696760
Why is your pic shit tier? Looks like a burger smothered in gravy, kind of like a Danish wet burrito, heh.
What's the matter with that?
>>7696782
>extremely soggy bun
>brown sauce isn't as good for this as gravy would be
>>7694763
I was intrigued by that bottle of sauce, which I thought was poured on the dish as well. Very disappointed to find out its chocolate milk.
>>7696789
Oh its brown sauce, ok. I'm american, haven't had that before. A soggy bun sounds annoying but I'd just dig in with a fork and knife famalam. What is in the sandwich? I couldn't find much info on it.
>>7696760
how am i supposed to eat that. without looking like this.
>>7696789
I think it looks great. The soggy bread is appealing here, like a French dip.
>>7696793
bofsandwich/beefsandwich
>>7696796
I'd suggest a knife and a fork.
>>7696800
well I don't like it, I prefer this with its crisp, buttery bread and the perfect mix of pickled condiments and meat and it fucking makes me climax hard.
>>7696806
Ah ok thanks for the info. Your pic looks nice although I must confess I haven't had pickled beet before. Is the white shredded stuff cheese?
>>7696806
Actually, that looks a lot better
>>7696820
no, it's horseradish.
>>7694793
hell yeah, we have those in denmark as well, fucking great as drunk food
>>7696806
There are too many flavours here.
It looks overdone, the sort of things that Americans do. Sometimes keeping it a bit more simple is better.
>>7696870
>There are too many flavours here.
nope, it's like a hotdog, tons of flavors, but they even out and compliment each other perfectly. it's not even a challenging dish, I highly recommend you try it, I haven't met people that didn't like it.
I get why you'd think that, but it's just not accurate.
>>7696598
bacon and potatoes?
This pleases me
>>7696879
Perhaps it's just me but it just looks like too much is going on, capers, raw onions, horseradish are quite strong, I just can't see it working with beetroot, and raw egg?? . . .. .and we are forgetting that the main component is the Burger.
You might be right, that it could taste good but something just tells me that it's overdone.
It it were up to me, I would lose the capers, egg and onions but there we go.
>>7696895
I can do without the onions(general don't care for raw onion though), but the rest is essential(and so is the onion probably, again, bias). It's a huge dish in denmark, especially a decade or two ago when food was less international, something doesn't become a go-to fastfood without rock solid fundamentals.
The egg is absolutely god tier and makes the dish.
>>7696806
why add a raw egg yolk ? i dont get it.
I pity the fools that haven't eaten reindeer.
>>7696919
>why add a raw egg yolk ? i dont get it.
it is so tasty it's not even funny, that's why, goes really well with the meat and especially the bread.
>>7696892
no, porkbelly, or "flaesk"(literally flesh)
>>7696936
First is a type of cheese called leipäjuusto. Kinda unique texture best described as "squeky". Served usually with cloudberries (delicious but expensive since they can't really be cultivated)
Second is kalakukko. Bunch of small fish, bacon and other stuff baked into a shell made from rye dough.
>>7696688
Flytt der då din satans landsforræder
>>7696952
norwegian language is super cute. tfw no norwegian bf.
>>7696975
Usikker på koss eg bor reagera t dette...
>>7696988
Åpent mål?
>>7696988
Du bor reagere med å lære deg å skrive språket forst din jævla siddis.
>>7696975
it's like gay german
>>7697022
Sorry, but that's danish.
>>7694550
what in the name of god??? he looks like the beowulf monster, and that shit was CGI
>>7697026
Vestlending, dialekt er ikke akseptabelt i skriftform.
>>7697037
Åbent forum landsfrende, ingen bryr seg koss ein skrive ;)
>>7697038
Om du på dod og liv vil bli sett på som en bygdetulling og tilbakestående resten av livet, for all del.
>>7697010
>Åpent mål
I know what that means literally, but I have no idea what it means as a phrase.
>>7696988
it's a compliment.
>>7697022
it's like cute and pretty danish imo. Gay german is german, have you heard a german dialect in english?
>>7697037
didn't norway kinda.. encourage that or something? Nod yore greddest ideya.
>>7697045
Well, back when I was in school there was a short time where you could write in dialect. I believe it got removed shortly after. We already have two fucking forms of written/spoken language and that without adding the fucking sami shit up north.
If they brought it back? Well, the schooling system here is shit anyways. Not surprised. You can't even find a journalist that knows how to write anymore.
>>7694799
Being this wrong.
Cheese Danish, natch
>>7696952
>>7696975
You tell him to go to fucking satan for being a traitor of his country. some anon says the language looks super cute.
>>7697057
I know what he said, but it's like.. When you're telling someone to fuck off but your language is the spoken equivalent of a platypus, it just becomes extra cute. just imagine a platypus getting all feisty.
>>7697040
Eg ventilere min indre bygdetulling på anonyme nettsiår, må håll'ann i sjakk, vettu!
>>7697045
>it's a compliment.
Takk då (:
>didn't norway kinda.. encourage that[...]
We've all been told to be proud of our dialect, but we don't write in it anywhere "important". We do however have to learn two written variations of Norwegian, and there are ever-ongoing debates as to why
>>7697064
>>7696923
Are the karjala pasties any good? I see them in the pastry section all the time, but never tried out.
>>7694550
>those missing front teeth
>no doubt rotte away from snus
>>7696792
Goes together like gagball and leather, faggit
>>7694810
>>7694782
///thread
if only exactly these were even available online
>>7696760
Butthurt Copenhagener detected. Go eat your turk kebaps and artisian oatmeal
>>7698242
>Butthurt Copenhagener detected.
No, aalborgenser.
Dumpan some swedish cuisine
Isterband and potatoe/dill stew
>>7698304
Above is Flygande Jakob
>>7698315
Pyttipanna
>>7698322
Skomakarlåda
>>7698330
Raggmunk and pork belly with lingonberries
>>7697064
Dra t hælvette din forjævla jævel, språke mitt ei itj sott, d e barskt som faan!
>>7698334
Breaded fish, potatoes and some sort of yoghurt sauce
>>7698350
Beef with dill sauce
>>7698355
Toast Skagen
>>7698342
awww
>>7698360
VIL DU HA DENG!? Æ SKA SHU BÆTTRE VEINTJLE VIS DÆ KOLLES D FOLES Å FÅ EN FLER TONNS TONG JOHN DEERE TRAKTOR OVER HODE SITT
>>7698359
Pea soup with a side of pancakes. A classic Thursday lunch dish.
>>7694808
Thr Uralic-Altaic connection is a myth. The Finnish language is fennic/fenno-ugric which is a part if the larger Uralic language family
>>7698373
Ostkaka mofos
>>7698384
Prinsesstårta
>>7697076
Only with egg butter.
>>7698393
Semla
>>7698400
Lussekatter/bullar/saffron bread
>>7694471
Swedes drink monster energy and eat snus.
>>7698406
Another classic that goes by many names. Chocolate balls, or the original, less political correct negerbollar.
>>7698418
but those are wienerbröds anon
>>7694810
cringe every time I see a tube of that now
>>7698418
Assorted biscuits.
>>7696934
STÆGT FLÆSK MED PERSILLESOVS!
Flæst is NOT a literal translation of flesh. That would be 'kod', although there is no direct translation between the two words. Flæsk in Danish refers to fat.
>>7698438
Wow alot of spelling errors in this sentence. I mean of course 'flæsk' and 'kod'. I have been drinking trying to prepare my friends polterabend.
>>7698446
Nah just the "semla". I'm Finnish so some if my countrymen have perverted the tradition because they have the palates of children
:3 mmmm
>>7694506
No it fucking isn't - Scandinavia refers to the Scandic mountains pic related. Finland has is not Scandinavia since it stopped being Swedish.
>>7694550
LAKKUPIPO
fucking classic
>>7698454
Oh sorry clearly too tired too post. Nothing beats the original. Had no idea Finns filled them with jam, over here the degenerates fill them with vanilla custard, chocolate flavoured cream instead of plain etc. Getting out of hand.
>>7694710
This - Finns are closer to Hungarians than Slavs.
Culinary they are closer to Scandinavian though which isn't odd since they were occupied by Sweden for a few hundred years.
>>7696922
This - reindeer and moose is the best things I have eaten.
>too bad I'm a Stockholm fag and can't eat it regularly
>>7697020
>ditt jävla siddis
lel
>>7698423
Who the fuck has sylt in their semla? I have literally never seen that.
![IMG_9318[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/X2O3HNl.jpg "IMG_9318[1].jpg")
>>7696598
Top pleb
>>7698489
Finns are not parricularly "close" to Hungarians except that their language is semi-distantly related. Neither Finns nor Hungarians even knew about that connection until the 19th century and the two countries have had next to no cultural exchange.
Now enough Finnposting or arguing about the definition of scandinavia. Post food or talk about food from that region, whatever your defintion of it may be.
![43ae0-sill[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qwtPtKf.jpg "43ae0-sill[1].jpg")
Pickled herring
Kalops
>>7698438
ned, koed er "meat" flaesk er "flesh"
Thoroughly salted åig thigh with mashed carrots, rutabaga, parsnip and earth pears.
Smörgåstårta
![DSC06667[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yXTOFX1.jpg "DSC06667[1].jpg")
Lamprey
![fläsklägg+och+rotmos[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zHCRy2r.jpg "fläsklägg+och+rotmos[1].jpg")
>>7698579
>>7698568
>>7698581
![rimmad-torkad-farfiol[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qklPDda.jpg "rimmad-torkad-farfiol[1].jpg")
Smoked leg of lamb
Kebabpizza
![Fläskpannkaka[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6psZ0eI.jpg "Fläskpannkaka[1].jpg")
Oven pork belly pancake.
![korvstroganoff2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3pQtSkG.jpg "korvstroganoff2[1].jpg")
Sausage Stroganov.
the sausage is made with potato starch.
![crayfish%20party[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jbV8BFD.jpg "crayfish%20party[1].jpg")
Crayfish with dill.
>>7698630
>when you put all the sjärtar on a toast with some butter
![2654168064_08917500d6[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hwmVlOx.jpg "2654168064_08917500d6[1].jpg")
Minced whatever with egg and pickled beetroots.
>>7698671
>when you're shitfaced from snaps and bite into a though claw too hard and accidentally swallow an assload of tiny shell pieces
![20131041723582280_sbig[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BLApWDn.jpg "20131041723582280_sbig[1].jpg")
>>7698418
>kokos
Pärlsocker ska det va!
>>7694763
>I thought that was a bottle of FUCK
>>7698609
>rice
>not boiled potatoes
absolutely nigger tier sweden t. Funland
>>7696754
Lefse is like a potato tortilla.
>>7698709
that could have been a pyramid
>>7699904
That's pathetic.
>>7694770
>Palt
That shit is amazing
>>7698489
"They" were not occupied. Swedes occupied the land that is Finland today. We laid the foundation of everything that is Finland.
Swedes built Finland the same way britbongs built the US.
>>7694763
Ska du ha en choklad, pucko?
>>7698709
18+ här, ponken
>>7699990
extra starkt kaffe + kokos. så ska mina GAMBIASKALLAR MED MJÄLL vara. HNNGG
>>7699963
Swedes colonized unpopulated coastal regions of Finland over thousand of years ago. The ugric people kept to themselves inland due to their nomadic lifestyle. That's why in certain coastal regions people don't speak Finnish in these areas even today.
After Sweden lost Finland to Russia the Swedish nobles in Finland wanted to retain self rule. So they invented the written Finnish language and Finnish nationalism to distance themselves from Sweden. All in order so the Tsar wouldn't incorporate the duchy into the Empire and remove their self governing.
>>7698473
According to your image here Finland actually reaches into the scandic mountain range. So let's just call it for what it is shall we, faggit?
>>7698545
Disgusting
>>7700137
how is this meal called sweden. the somalian dick?
>>7696598
>>7696600
>>7696605
>>7696620
>>7696657
>>7696806
min neger
>>7694817
Brunost is the first cheese I've hated, it smells nutty like a good aged cheese but it tastes fucking awful.
>>7696760
Why bother making a sandwich if you're going to drown it in poopy water anyway?
>>7700204
Jokes on you, it's Norwegian.
Your mom raved about how good my unmutilated sausage was last night.
>>7696657
This is probably the one thing I would recommend to people who visit Denmark.
I love Flæskesteg, but the sandwich condiments takes it to another level.
I ate makkaraperunat yesterday
>>7694471
haven't you ever been to Ikea?
the food is actually pretty good desu
>>7698418
>>7698709
SUPERIOR
Windmill Cookies
>nordmenn som skriver dialekt til folk som ikke snakker dialekten deres
fy faen bare drep dere selv
>>7700622
>>7694763
tfw close to the most famous korv kiosk in Sweden
>>7700921
>most famous in whole Sweden
wow.. congratulations.. that is some bleak looking shit
how do you people survive, even a rape seems like fun in such a boring depressing country
>>7700932
I think it's qt
>>7698564
I love that shit, just getting it at Raleys here in California made me happy. I miss it badly.
>>7698709
kys my man
![Fika-sweets[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Rmq7EO6.jpg "Fika-sweets[1].jpg")
>mfw people in inferior countries don't know about fika
Is it even worth living in such a country, I ask.
>>7694668
>>7694681
>>7694710
>>7694722
>>7694808
Hungarians and Finns are Finno-Ugric people linguistically. Genetically Hungarians are everything basically, while I'm not sure about Finns, I guess it's some Scandi-Mongoloid mix but mainly the former. It's true that ancient Hungarians had many cultural similarities and connections to Turanic (Turkic) peoples, but they were not of Turkic origin. And Finns never had anything to do with horse nomads.
I don't eat these sea bugs but lots of people love them.
breaded plaice is however amazing.
>>7698709
Din smak är skit
>>7698709
Havrenegrar ska ha koko ditt kräk
![IMG_7105[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JP2eY9y.jpg "IMG_7105[1].jpg")
>>7700137
>>7700255
Norwegians are fucking weak.
![Bild-5735-R-macka-800x640[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ORNdDov.jpg "Bild-5735-R-macka-800x640[1].jpg")
Shrimp sandwich.
>>7694471
>shit in a milkbowl
kek
>>7696598
would be better if the potatoe wasn't peeled
>>7701115
>skogaholmslimpa
Värdelöst bröd.
>>7697024
Danish sounds like slurred mumbeling
>>7698423
Who? When? Where? What?!
>>7698428
fan, nu vart jag sugen på bondkakor...
>>7699697
This stroganov is NOTHING like the authentic kind.
It's just sausage, onion, cream, tomato pure and some soy.
It wouldn't go well with potatoes and this dish has been populare in sweden for more than a century.
>>7699904
ayyyyyyyyyyy.
-- swedish poutine
Jeg er sulten gutter..
>>7701126
är du en invandrare?
Hur kan du inte ha växt upp med skogaholmslimpa?
>>7694810
Had some of this in Stockholm a few weeks back. It really was pretty good considering its fish egg paste
>>7701192
jag är inte fattig och mina föräldrar har smak
>>7701192
Hela Svea Rike består inte av kompletta plebejer.
"Brödet" är ingenting mer än sötningsmedel, huruvida någon har haft oturen att växa upp med skiten gör inte saken bättre.
>>7698281
You should try the bofsandwich from Osterbro Delikatesse
>>7701489
Maybe next month, I'm a bit of a poorfag right now. it would have to be a pretty radical bofsandwich for me to like it though.
>>7700921
Well fuck. I visited Gothenburg last week and I happened to order a burger at that place. Did i dun fucked up to not order a varmkorv?
>>7701192
>Implikera att du inte var ett Rasker barn
Redpill me on Swedish hot dog dish. Looks like a tasty, comfy dish.
>>7694531
Looks pretty good desu
>>7698371
>t. Hæstkuk
>>7696551
Fattas ketchup
>nice dubs
>>7696598
Danskjävlar gtfo
Hotdog in a Waffle. Speciality from Moss, Norway
>>7703605
Seems nasty
>>7694471
is this guy wearing a chicago deep dish style pizza?
>>7703605
ja tack
>>7701534
>korv kiosk
>köpa något annat än korv
aja så länge det var gott antar jag
>>7698598
Väldigt relevant i dessa tider
>>7700573
Det där kallar jag Eddie med mjäll
>>7702823
Det er rent og skært lort min ven
>>7700956
Fika is probably the best thing Sweden has to offer other than Islam and kebab
>>7697056
That's custard.
>>7698322
God tier fast food.
I ate a fair bit of this when I worked in fyn
>>7701096
That looks insanely messy. You're supposed to be able to eat food without spilling half of it on your shirt.
>>7704411
Yeah, it might get messy if you're a bumbling retard.
>>7704630
It also looks like every other bite will get you nothing but garnish.
It's not a fucking kebab, it's a wiener. The meat isn't distributed well enough for being eaten like that
>>7694782
Fuck no
Ill take a regular rugbrods smorrebrod med sild
>>7694793
Are you insane
>>7694799
Looks fucking delicious
>>7694810
Pretty good, i prefer wasa frukost for the bread though
>>7696605
Did you know that this was invented for gagarins visit to Denmark after his space Journey ?
>>7698581
This should have stayed in the 60s my god its the most disguisting shit
Sweden has the Worst food in scandinavia. Sure you have a couple of good Things like kjotbullar and lingon sylt but the amount of disguisting rotten shit you eat outweigh it
>>7706783
Like what? Figured Scandinavian cuisine were quite similar from either country.
>>7694658
Pork is served all the time here in denmark, and alot of it is actually pretty boring and bland tasting, Things like stegt flæsk, bacon and flæskesteg/ribbensteg is pretty delecious though
![n7[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/N5Dcyrh.jpg "n7[1].jpg")