What is a girly type of food or drink you as a man secretly enjoy?
For me it's coffee with cream.
I fucking love fruity sweet lassi.
>>7686505
fruit ciders
>"girly food"
I'm actually secure enough to not worry about what other people think I'm eating.
I eat food because it tastes good, I'm sure a lot of "girly foods" (whatever the fuck that is) are absolutely delicious and I'm not going to be ashamed of eating something delicious.
>>7686533
>>7686533
>>7686533
Lel faget
>>7686533
Same.
I think that ITT we're supposed to post sweet, brightly colored food and/or waspy meme food people who wear yoga pants as clothing like.
I like the idea of those ridiculous milkshakes served in mason jars. One day, I would like to make one in a smaller, actually conveniently-shaped container.
>>7686568
I can't imagine drinking one of those without getting sick.
>girly food
Eat shit OP
>>7686568
girly -> sugar and chocolate on your sugar and chocolate -> your picture
enjoy your caramel chocolate whipcream starbucks with candy crumble
faggot
The only people that call food "manly" or "girly" are people who have accomplished nothing in their life. They see the chance to act superior with food because literally anybody can do it. Choke down some super spicy food and make fun of smoothies and now you're a big strong man for the first time in your pathetic life.
When my neighbor is on the rag i like to slip in through her window while she's at work and lick her pads
>>7686512
Best shit ever desu
>>7686505
I don't see foods as particularly girly or manly, even though many are marketed that way. In general girls are more concerned with their weight, so I guess most low fat and diet foods would be girly? And men like fatty, meaty indulgences like Hardee's/Carl's Jr? Is that how it's supposed to work?
I really have no fucking idea. I just like good food.
>>7686611
The teenage years can be confusing but you will grow up one day.
>>7686603
there is nothing wrong with a smoothie.
filling your smoothie full of fudge and skittles and topping it with whip cream and caramel is something every basic yoga pants wearing bitch and fat loser does though
>i watched this tasty video on how to make a quintuple chocolate cake layered with reeses pieces and m and ms
>it looks so good ive been starving myself all week so i make it this weekend
>wanna buy some oak creek and watch keeping up with the kardashians and eat chocolate covered chocolate later?
its the equivalent of the "epic meal time" faggots that just bastardize the hell out of food
What, pray tell, would a "girly" food be? I'm struggling to come up with anything.
There may be food and drink combinations which I don't understand, for instance lattes with syrups and sweet toppings rather than just straight espresso with foamed milk, but none of these are particularly gender-specific.
I used to be really self conscience about whether the food I liked was manly enough but that was because I was trying to compensate for the fact I was a repressed tranny, maybe OP is a fag?
>>7686582
Exactly. It's a prefect addition to this thread. I've never had one, but really want a monstrosity of piled sugary foods.
Water.
>>7686619
I think you're placing too much significance on the impact girly foods have on your masculinity. A manly man is a manly man even if he enjoys lots of girly foods, that doesn't mean those foods aren't girly though.
>>7686630
I used to for sure, I just wanted to make a joke on the idea of how people perceive you for enjoying "girly" food because what you said is true
>>7686505
>>7686618
>coffee with anything
That's girly. You will find a few other examples in this thread. Most of the time it doesn't hurt to read the thread before barging in with an uninformed post.
>>7686614
Was that an allusion to your suppressed homosexuality?
clear liquor
>>7686645
>suppressed homosexuality
Is this your go-to explanation for everything men do you don't understand?
food has no gender
>>7686649
Men's wear also doesn't have a gender you profound tumblr philosopher.
>>7686603
This is my dyel older brother. Constantly talks about whiskey requiring a mature taste or something. I'll stick with my coconut rum and pineapple juice :)
>>7686648
>the teenage years are confusing but you will grow up one day
I bet you've watched a lot of WWF in your day.
>everything men do you that you dont understand
You're a fucking idiot
>>7686533
Fuck off
>>7686660
Yeah men are such idiots xD
>>7686614
I think he made a good point calling lower fat foods more girl-marketed
What are you talking about
>>7686665
I bet you enjoyed typing all girly like and stuff.
>being this insecure about your masculinity
>>7686533
Do you identify as female?
Lollipops
My friends give me shit for it all the time, zero fucks given
>>7686580
You can't eat ~4 scoops of ice cream with some whipped cream on top?
Somewhat related, my wife and I always end up doing this thing: no matter what we order, she always orders something a step manlier than me.
If I get a cocktail, she'll get wine. If I get wine, she'll get a beer. If I get a beer, she'll get whisky on the rocks. If i get whisky on the rocks, she gets whisky straight.
Drives me MAD.
>>7686748
Get a whisky straight then
>>7686748
Bring some Everclear. See what the cunt does then.
>>7686748
Sounds like she'd be down for pegging. Give it a try, man. You never know, maybe you'd like it.
>>7686748
I have the feeling you out chick her.
She says let's talk.
You say let's share.
She says she's sad.
You start crying.
She sips a whiskey straight.
You storm off and throw yourself on the bed, crying.
She sharpens a kitchen knife.
You start cutting yourself.
well you get the idea.
>>7686815
>projecting
>>7686521
mo-ji-too
it's not a gay drink
>>7686505
Requesting fedora black coffee pasta
>>7686815
fucking roasted
>>7686815
genuinely chuckled.
>>7686533
Do you enjoy your wifes strap-on?
>>7686815
>815 â–¶>>7686821 >>7686850 >>7686851
>>>7686748
>>7686505
Literally none of them. I don't like sweets or ice cream or cake or pie or any of that shit. I only like savory things, straight alcohol, and water.
I guess the closest I would get is that I like to drink milk.
I usually get the cotton candy frapp thing from starbucks when I feel bad
>>7686857
Even if he did get pegged by his wife, he'd still be doing better with women than you.
>>7686866
I'm dating a trap
I'd eat it either way but I sometimes feel like buying chocolate is a bit feminine.
Like the cashier is going to assume I'm on my period.
>>7686899
lol why do you care what a cashier thinks?
when I'm not feeling particularly pretty and my wife is out of town, I'll buy a big box of mixed chocolates and eat them while lying on the bed in my bathrobe watching a movie on Lifetime
>>7686910
Because I'm a neurotic mess.
>>7686933
/thread
>>7686505
Light beer
>>7686667
Thanks. It's pretty easy to see which foods are marketed toward men and women, but I tend not to base what I eat on marketing, or I'd be eating nothing but crap.
>>7686614
Not too far from 50, so I doubt I've got all that much more growing up to do. Perhaps the idea of some foods being girls is more common among specific social classes or in certain regions? I can see what you're talking about at the extremer - the healthfood place with the gluten-free options is clearly feminine, and the steakhouse masculine - but how the fuck to you classify anything between those extremes? And why would you?
>>7686864
which is every day, isn't it?
>>7686505
Coffee with cream isn't girly. If you were to add syrups and shit to it, it would start being girly.
And I secretly enjoy frappuccinos(TM)(C)(R) and caramel "macchiatos."
>>7686736
>4 scoops
Do you know how big a mason jar is, fatass?
Peach sangria hnnggg
Cognac is a drink I secretly enjoy as a woman
>>7686643
>implying coffee and milk is 'girly'
Is this bait?
>food has gender
ok you regressive retard
>>7686505
Despite being quite effeminate I can't think of any "girly" beverages or foods I'm too crazy about. Fruity things, chocolatey things, they just don't do it for me. I guess I like creamy things like cheesecake or creamy drinks quite a lot.
>>7686505
Bitch beer; Smirnoff Ice and Bacardi Green Apple.
Why are there always so many trannies jumping in on threads like this with their vapid complaints about gender culture? How many trannies are there visiting /ck/, anyway?
>>7687901
Please don't conflate tranny and sjw. I'd like to not be associated with that cult
>>7686608
Underrated post
>What is a girly type of food or drink you as a man secretly enjoy?
I think my max record of time spent on this website without being reminded that its populated by 18 year olds is 5 minutes
>>7687870
right back at you
>>7686505
Strawberry daiquiri
Normally I hate those effeminate girly drinks that hide the taste by covering it in sugar but fuck that think actually tastes good
>>7687961
It's this board too. This place reminds me so much of /v/
>>7687631
Do you know how big a scoop is, pussy?
>>7687961
>I hold my coffee mug with BOTH hands!
Deal with it, bitchboy. There's girly and manly drinks.
>>7688088
This. The beverage binary is real!
>>7688013
I main /ck/ /k/ and /v/
>>7687631
I dunno what kind of mason jars you're using, but all of the mason jar mugs I've come across have been pretty small.
>>7686505
>secretly
None, I'm loud and proud
>>7686505
Sometimes I wear a cute skirt and halter top and go out for lunch is that what you mean?
>>7686533
I bet you're also "secure enough" to raise another man's son.
>>7688159
You're too invested in that meme
>>7686618
one time I saw some fruit juice at the store that sounded good, but it was in some gay ass pink bottle with a faggy looking label so I didn't want to buy it. there was also some jello pudding I wanted to try but had to get my mom to buy it for me because the packaging looked so gay.
I eat nothing but beef and cabbage and budweiser.
>>7688207
I wouldn't even buy it through self-checkout. I feel like I'm being snubbed by the advertising. like it's saying "if you aren't a middle-aged woman then we don't want your business."
>>7688228
that seems silly
>>7688228
Buy it with some tampons and say its for your girlfriend. Or you know, not be a fucking pussy about buying a god damn drink.
I hate the fact that I like kale.
>>7688137
This. I can go from whiskey to sangria in an instant. No shame.
Also, OP, coffee with cream isn't girly, what the fuck.
>>7688291
b-but I do it and I'm ma-man right?
that's not how this works anon
>>7687868
Obviously. Notice how no one else responded but you? That's a clear sign right there.
>>7688338
>I arbitrarily designate food as having a gender
>you should too!
>aslo, don't eat this half because it would make you look bad
what a beta
I am a massive faggot with no shame so strawberry daiquiri with lady fingers while i shove a dragon dildo up my as.
>>7688291
I can't imagine being insecure enough to let it affect my food and drink preferences. I mean, I can, but I'd basically have to pretend I'm in high school again. If you don't act like eating a salad makes you a little bitch, then nobody will see you as a little bitch. These anons need some fucking confidence.
>>7688510
there's nothin gay about putting dragon dildos up your butt
you're still gay though
>>7686521
That ain't no woman's drink!
>Bailey's
>ctrl+f
>sperm
>cum
>semen
I'm really disappointed.
That's my favorite girly drink
>be a girl
>can drink and eat anything you want without being mocked
Feels good.
>>7688873
Bullshit, I don't get exactly mocked, but at family gatherings I'm definitely not really expected to drink neat spirits
well lookie here, a good ol' fashioned troll thread
Real men only eat living animals and drink arsenic
>>7686615
Ok. But people eating food shouldn't make you this autistically upset
>>7688147
me too. tfw qt trap
>>7688860
unless you mix it with a penis covered and semen to extract all moisture youre doing it wrong
>>7688873
Maybe you should know your place and only drink what is assigned to your gender by nature, you disgusting drinkqueer.
>>7688934
>a penis covered
??
>>7688949
covered in semen*
>>7688953
I agree.
>>7686505
I'm openly gay so I can shamelessly enjoy as many "girly things" as I like without hiding it.
>>7688996
like cock?
>>7688999
How is that girly? The ancient greeks thought that man love was the manliest of loves.
>>7689007
No they didn't, the romans did. The greeks just though man love was hot/fitting for romance
>>7686505
Is quiche considered girly? Gurl, I love me a good quiche, especially crabmeat quiche.
>>7689184
In clappystan it is because Americans are dumb
for me it's gotta be estrogen laced strawberry daiquiri.
>>7689208
Why would you put estrogen in a daquiri?
Anything that is overly sweet and chocolaty I consider to be girly, and try to avoid. This is from reference of my wife, who loves sugar too much.
Example: Typical recipe on Pinterest
>>7689230
because I can't swallow pills by themselves.
>men are actually afraid to publicly eat stuff they enjoy if it's not masculine enough and have to do it in secret or not at all
Is this for real? Holy shit, it's ok to experience things in life, even if they don't have a rugged grey packaging with "for men" written on them.
>>7689264
>i enjoy diabeetus inducing super sweet syrups and candies mashed into cremes and chocolates
Grasshoppers
I go to the local gay bar when my wife is out of town and drink these. I also suck a few cocks before the night is over. Girly? Sure, but it's not like I'm a fag or anything.
>I dont eat no girly fancy food from south of the wall
t. Pathetic neckbeard
Iced coffee nearly every day
I used to drink a mix of all sorts of different coffees, but after moving to Florida... Fuck that. My house is 85 degrees right now because my A/C is being worked on.
>>7686505
Chai latte
>>7686505
>I'm an insecure human being
I'm fucking glad I turned out gay. I can be as manly or as girly as I feel like and no one who matters gives a damn. I'm still very masculine but its a load off when I want to be sassy.
>>7686785
kek
>>7689265
>I've only ever had American style HFCS '''food''' therefore all sweet things are unbalanced and gross
Enjoy your vomit '''chocolate'''
>>7689317
>want to be sassy
why? you are literally just emulating behavior the media has told you is "the way gay people act"
for such an unencumbered spirit you still seem to be a massive sheep with no room to criticize anyone that is acting the way "the way a man should act"
being "sassy" is just unprofessional and trashy and the reason why most close minded people will never accept homosexuality because they always picture the flamboyant sassy cringe inducing faggot
i secretly enjoy a cappuccino sometimes, even though i am a male
>>7689408
It is a meme yes but there is nothing in this world that isn't. You understand these words because their meaning has been memetically induced into your head. I use them so that you can understand in your head the meaning I hold in mine. Because you're not telepathic. In that same way, I can be sassy to get across to your heart the feeling in my heard.
I'm not a professional. I'm a child in all but age.
>>7686505
how is adding cream to your coffee girly?
>>7686505
Fuck this thread fucking full of cringe foodie tweens that dont understand what food really is... fuel for your body that gets converted to sugar so fuck this sex gender food bs and can we get back to talking about food plz im gonna choke down some hot dogs cause this room is full of faggots
>>7689424
cool
enjoy managing your local abercrombie & fitch
>>7686505
chamomile and biscuits smeared with orange jam.
>>7686505
#MasculinitySoFragile
>>7686505
Cum
>>7689444
Oh wow trips op is a faggot x10
Green pepper, thats about all the spiciness I can handle
>>7689455
I don't work, idiot.
These
They're so handy now that I'm working 12-15 hour days.
>>7686533
This right here. If I want to eat a cupcake with delicious pink strawberry cream, then I fucking will.
>>7686748
That's what you get for always ordering first you patriarchal macho shitlord.
Why would you have to secretly enjoy food? Like most people probably don't give two shits about what you eat and a cashier isn't going to remember you five years from now because you bought ice cream once.
If a full grown man avoids eating something because he's afraid of being called names he's a child or a total pussy.
Every person getting defensive over OPs harmless question probably has their sexuality questioned on a daily basis. You people just give yourselves away.
Also you need to go back.
>>7686878
He said better with women
>>7688873
Yeah, women have it better. Female privilege is very real
>>7686608
ayyyyy
>>7690296
>Also you need to go back.
Commander tell me about what the fuck you are talking about.
>>7686505
Hazelnut Coolatas from DD
>>7689011
Romans were weirdly prudish, it was the greeks who loved their pederasty.
OP, why the fuck do you care what other men think of you? What are you, some trend-following beta male afraid of stepping out of your boundary lines?
>>7691345
Masculinity is also conservatism ie. adherence to consistent social norms. It's not all that lone wolf poetry that you whisper to yourself at night while grooming your designer beard.
I'll answer the question in reverse.
While it's not a secret, I feel less feminine when I drink beer.
Or eat saucy wings.
Or have burgers with bacon on it.
Things I probably wouldn't order on a first date.
>>7691370
You sound like you're cucking yourself though, you red-pilled little faggot
>>7686767
Yeah but if what that guy's saying is true then she'd probably order motor oil on the rocks.
I guess it's a win-win.
>>7686533
As a guy who ties his self image into the food he eats this is very triggering.
As a girl I outwardly enjoy a good bourbon neat.
What does gender have to do with it? When I bartended for extra cash back in university I made just as many "bitch" drinks for men, and I could talk saisons with some women.
Different strokes for different folks. I don't like Mike's Hard Lemonade because it gives me a stomach ache, but if you like it who am I to judge? If you try to say it is better than an Old Fashioned I might challenge you [gotten many a skeptical patron to try an Old Fashioned or a Manhattan if they wanted something "sweet" and they loved it], but if you don't like it you don't like it.
>>7686505
i like salads.
no homo tho
>>7686568
But mason jars are for booze
>>7686505
Obsession with confirming your manliness is ultimatly a proof that you beleive you are not manly at all snd at times feel femenine.
Fucking tranny.
>>7686505
Wine coolers. I love wine coolers.
Good rose wine
>>7692543
no worry, just eat the whole head of lettuce and it becomes manly again. that`s what i do when i cannot aford a complementary steak.
>>7691345
>Romans were weirdly prudish
I mean, yeah, they were, if you talk about nobility. But what I said is 100% true. Romans had like a tier list of manly and unmanly fuckings, but sticking to women was still best if you're going for office or something
top to low tier
facefucking man - chad
buttfucking man - chad minor
facefucking woman - sorta alpha
fucking woman - NORMIE
getting buttfucked - beta faggot
getting facefucked - little bitch faggot
licking pussy - ultimate rainbow sparkles turbo sissy. swimming in an ocean of dicks.
Pinky chocolate mashmallow bar.
>>7686505
>What is a girly type of food or drink you as a man secretly enjoy?
Ice cream
handsome older man cock.
>>7686568
that middle one looks tasty af
>>7686533
>I'm actually secure enough
I love how it's only insecure people who say this
>>7686505
[All of them
>>7686647
Gin martinis are manly af breh
