Welcome to America, Land of the Nameless Sausage
That sausage clearly has a name. It's Jimmy Dean's regular sausage.
Are Lay's original potato chips "nameless"?
Why are people on /ck/ this obsessed with Americans?
Jimmy Dean sausage is so good it doesn't need a name
I eat this sausage with my spaghetti. It tastes so much better than the generic brand.
can you eat the casing on that thing?
>>7680680
You talkin' shit about Jimmy Dean, faggot?
>>7680713
its a fetish
Jimmy DeanĀ® brand Sausage product is my go-to choice whenever I need a frozen, phallic-shaped object for prostate stimulation. No other brand compares!
>>7680680
i dont even eat that i just shove that entire thing up my ass
Johnsonville master race
>>7680770
>Only Premium Cuts of Pork
I fucking hate premium marketing terms. That means absolutely nothing according to the FDA. It's like saying "all natural" or "only the finest ingredients." Grade A bullshit.
The sage and maple ones are my favorite if we're talking breakfast sausage.
>>7680770
Their bratwurst thoooo
>>7680770
the garlic brats they used to have were the fucking shit
>>7680787
>FDA
The FDA are full of shit.
They're the reason we can't get proper cheese because muh' raw milk is poison.
Fuck 'em.
I can't take and feed a family of five on a little 12 ounce roll of sausage...you've got 2 men that weigh over 200 pounds a piece, a woman that's a little plump stocky girl and a daughter who's 13 and your going to try to take a 12 ounce roll of sausage and a couple of dozen eggs and feed that? It ain't gon a work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4RNb3tt0LM
>>7680904
Why don't you put the sausage up your daughter and lose some weight, you fat fucks?
>>7680719
>I eat this sausage with my spaghetti. It tastes so much better than the generic brand.
Kek, paying $4-5/lb of this shit tier flyover sausage
>>7680713
They hate us, cause they ain't us.
>>7680904
This is the most amazing thing I've ever heard, holy shit; how did I miss this video/call
>>7680904
Poor man, its a goddman tragedy what those Mexicans are doing to this country tell you what
>>7680787
>FDA
Well, there's yer problem...
>>7680904
Jimmy dean? more like Jimmy lean, fucking liberals
>>7680970
It's like $2/lb but nice try faglord
>>7681073
Found the fat fuck who only goes to fast food. Maybe 15 years you could find it on sale for $2