Would an american like this cheese?
>it's this thread again
not even american, but get better material ffs
here's your (You)
sure, we have goats here too, you know
what is that, Sainte-Maure?
emus mate
>>7674853
That's raw milk goat cheese though
This is the face of a man who drank raw milk.
>people spanning a nation the size of a continent made up of immigrants from around the world all have the same tastes and opinions
>>7674913
I agree.
>>7674913
Honestly though what do you expect. WIDF unironically believes that it speaks for all of the USA when it proclaims the superiority of smooth orange polymers and the repugnancy of all cheeses with flavors, visible mold, strong smells, or crystals (all of which are manufacturing defects)
>>7674850
Put some fruit in it and I'll try it.
>>7674918
Has anyone ever claimed any of those things on here?
>>7674928
>>7675048
>please respond
>>7674850
>red bloded American liking illegal cheese
kek, can't wait for the wall to keep all the eurocucks off the interwebs.
>>7675089
Whoooaaa!
I told you, I am not the anon with the original complaint. But the comment I made above is still valid.
Calm down bro.
>>7675084
>can't wait for the wall to keep all the eurocucks off the interwebs.
In all fairness, if it keeps Americans off cooking forums, then I'm OK with it.
>>7675089
>microcheeseries
Lol
Is that the new word for gastronomically at-risk flyovers? Like, it's 2016 we have the new specialty cheese (at least we're not the South)
>>7675105
Please don't tell Porkies anon, Wisconsin (and it's supporters) regularly claim they are the best, you can't avoid that!
>>7675103
>Implying Yuros can cook or technology after Emporer Trump decimates your lands
>>7674918
>Wisconsin Internet Defense Force
Just because JIDF is real doesn't mean you can slap on any first letter and have it be real
>>7675114
>Emporer Trump
I won't hold my breath anon.
A loud mouthed, son of a millionaire will have trouble completing 10% of his rhetoric in America, let alone anywhere else.
Anyhooo back to Food and Cooking!
And this is why cheese threads are deleted.
Good job, Rainman. You ruined /ck/ for everybody.
>>7675131
He'll succeed where Trump Steaks failed, you can count on that with an egg timer.
>>7675114
>actually believing trump will win.
You Americans are Hilary voting, liberal, safe space faggots.
Only Texas remains as a bastion of manhood.
>>7675145
Only steers and queers come from Texas, and I don't see any horns.
>>7675073
Nope, this has never happened here
Though Wisconsin clearly makes at least a plurality of America's mid and top tier cheese
>>7675145
Well I'm from Texas so...Trump will succeed or secede, makes little difference to me.
>>7675098
>trust me, I am totally a different person
>>7674999
>Fruity cheese
WHY
>>7675171
>muricucks
WHY
>>7675171
It's like Pepper Jack .. .it's makes up for lack of flavor by added other stuff.
>>7675135
Advertising is against the rules, WIDF. Buy a banner if you want to promote your fake plastic orange trash
Isn't American cheese a left over from post-war times?
>>7675182
>being this desperate for (You)s
sad desu
>>7675230
Pretty much all that processed food is. When WWII was over they had a shit load of the stuff left over that they needed to get rid of so they offloaded it on the market cheap as shit and people got used to it.
>>7674850
If they could find a store that was allowed to stock it in this FDA food crimes police state
>>7674913
And yet Americans routinely refer to "Europe" as a single homogenous entity and culture, the irony lost on them, as it always is...
>>7675272
"European" is code for "homosexual"
when did /ck/ turn into the worst fucking board
i blame millenials
>>7675374
>American millenials
FTFY
>>7675272
It's really no different from Europeans routinely referring to the USA as a single, homogeneous entity and culture, which it is not. The irony is lost going both ways here.
>>7674902
It was more likely him reading John Locke
>>7675423
Oh no, the american website has too many americans on it
>>7675435
It's a Japanese owned board m8. Learn the facts.
>>7675429
Start at the beginning, not my comment, superstar. You might find yours is a bit redundant.
>>7675429
Exactly, the US is like 50 countries.
>>7675441
I think it's korean now. Wasn't it american owned before anyway?
>>7675182
It should really be called the WIIDF, since it is international, much like their competition.
>>7675171
It's just like yogurt...
>>7675374
I don't know but this was my favorite board for years and I don't come here much anymore. It's sad.
>>7675633
Dafuq? Whatever you bought, it wasn't yogurt.
>>7675374
/ck/ turned to shit when crybaby manchilden lost the ability to leave a thread instead of continuing to shit it up.
>inb4 no u
>>7675785
no u
>>7675374
It's clearly baby boomers
>>7675867
Its a term one guy on /ck/ uses, so google wouldn't be of any help
Basically the guy says something factually incorrect and often weird and completely unrelated to the thread about Wisconsin. The someone will point out what he said was dumb or didn't make sense and he will get all mad and go off about WIDF
>>7675867
It's literally one guy crying about how Wisconsin rigged a cheese contest. He's been doing this for several years.
>>7675867
Wisconsin Internet Defence Force
It's a joke about how if you don't agree that Wisconsin is universally accepted as the bestest cheese ever, a bunch of people from Wisconsin will start with their persecution complexes. Kind of like they're doing now.
sure, why not?
>>7675901
eh, hes been posting it in every cheese related thread and a lot of ones not even related to cheese for quite a long time, so not sure if its directly related
>>7675901
He's basically the reason why we can't discuss cheese at all on /ck/.
>>7675943
>>7675951
I am the guy who coined the term WIDF. I'm not the only guy using it, nor am I the one who keeps bringing up your precious competition (which you were the first to start spamming every time the topic of cheese came up). I'm also not the one who made that picture that keeps getting posted, with the laughing girl and the headline.
You brought this on yourselves by flying off the handle at people who do not believe your quixotic beliefs.
>>7675963
there are at most 2 guys doing it. like 75% sure its just you though
>>7675963
You are literally the only one who ever brings up the competition you are obsessed about.
You just pick up random things about Wisconsin some real some imagined and discuss them wildly out of context in a constant stream on non-sequiturs and strawmen arguments.
Maybe we should just call you 'at least I am not midwestern' guy.
>>7675272
The only reason we do that is because you don't matter. We know to refer to the England because they actually kind of matter. The rest of you are irrelevant.
>>7675963
>you hurt my feelings once, now we're never allowed to discuss this thing ever again
Very enlightened liberal of you.
>>7675967
>>7675981
You're doing that Wisconsin thing again:
>everyone who does not share my opinions must be the same person because no one could possibly disagree with me unless they were crazy
>Wisconsin represents the entire Midwest
>Wisconsin represents the entirety of America
It's the same attitude that attracts mockery and derision about your cheese posts.
OP here, thos thread is a bit disappointing compared to the last 2. You're supposed to derail into proper cheese discussion.
After which a mod will freak out because of food being discussed prompting a deletion
>>7676003
yeah, you are totally two different people
>>7675073
this is like hitler saying the jews are aggresively doing bad shit to germany. unless you unironically think hitler did nothing wrong, it shouldn't be hard to see how a bunch of twat baskets who assume america can't make good cheese, that a place full of good american cheese is actually universally all shit compared to your "its not X if its not made in small town X by people who have lived there since X was first born" european bullshit. of course theyre going to talk smack and defend their cheese from your wrong bullshit.
fuck off already eurocucks.
>>7675110
so does everything that markets a product to sell you stupid shit stain. your countries do it, our states do it. It doesn't matter how fucking hyped up on edgyness you think you have, no one sold products well by calling them "kinda shitty but hey its cheaper than chedder imported from the town of chedder."
>>7674850
Eww gross no way, us that pasteurized?
>>7676003
those guys faggotry doesn;t excuse you lying. the only valid criticism in your post is the first green text. everything before and after is your own bias and bullshit delusions that no one but eurocucks believes to be true.
>>7676019
>Hitler and the Jews
>in a cheese thread
This is what is meant by persecution complex
>>7676041
Godwin point....
>>7676041
>>7676048
responding to tone. what I said doesn't make it any less true, it just makes you retards who can't handle reality. exibit fucking A
>>persecution complex
this isn't a persecution complex. you are a bunch of twats trying to start a fight and are attempting violence against WI while pretending we are just going around boasting about how great we are any more than anybody who has ever had a product they wanted to make them money. That doesn't make us persecuted, it makes you a faggot trying to slam jam an entire state that makes good cheese for daring to make cheese that doesn't come from your own little backwater towns in order to have a label that says 'chedder' or 'feta' you aren't some big oppressive majority who is picking on us, you're a little runt in a big sea of runts trying to pretend a runt who beat you at a few contest is rigging them because all they produce is plastic cheese "product" and they cant produce the best cheese in the world YOU DO, fuck those americunts who eat fake plastic cheese your cheese is the only real cheese.
To be a bully and victimizing WI cheese, you have to actually have the power to do something about WI and to shit on them. instead what you are doing is trying to hide your own leaky shitting asshole and I'm just exposing how feces encrusted it really is.
>>7676067
Superb post, I can read it as a parody of WIDF butthurt, or the real deal, and it works equally well both ways.
10/10 would provoke again
>>7676076
>>hurr eye was only pretending to be retarded
laughing because you're a troll isn't going to cover your ass either.
Hey if a cheese tastes of strong ammonia does it mean its gone bad?
Reminder that americans will unironically admit to eating food
>>7676112
Some cheeses get this way when they ripen, it's not dangerous but there comes a point where it's beyond ripe and the flavor starts to degrade. This happens quickly relative to the time you spent waiting for it to ripen in the first place.
>>7675089
>muh microcheeseries
>>7675089
You mean the tubs of curds sold at the traditional Wisconsin pornography and fireworks stores? They're nice but hardly the best thing this country has to offer. Don't they sell regular old stuff like Mt.Tam, or Harbison, or Humboldt Fog, or whatever? Like what grocery stores have on the coasts?
>>7676788
What? Wisconsin grocery stores have a much wider selection of great cheese than is available in typical stores elsewhere.in america, stuff you would need to go to a specialty store for otherwise
As long as they are white. It is 100% fact that all white men enjoy every type of cheese.
>>7676944
Extruding tasteless orange blocks into a bunch of different animal shapes doesn't make each shape a different kind of cheese, anon. Please educate yourself about cheese.
>>7677209
Wisconsin is the american leader of all grades of cheese, from the mediocre to the best. (unless you consider process cheese, thats mostly California)
Its an extremely diverse selection from being the leader in everything from pizza grade mozzarella to limburger
>>7677235
Limberger is the only kind of Wisconsin cheese that I've ever seen that had a distinctive smell or taste
>>7675374
/tv/ is by far the worst board.
Seagalposting is kinda funny tho.
>>7677235
>pizza grade mozzarella
>>7677235
>pizza grade mozzarella
what
>>7674850
Probably, yeah. Lay it on me. I'll try almost anything once. I draw the line at balnut.
>>7675230
As an American, the only time I've ever eaten Kraft Singles "American Cheese" is as a kid on generic ham and cheese sandwiches and occasionally on a burger at a big BBQ or something. As soon as I was in my teens I never really ate it regularly again. It's a meme that we consider that to be real, delicious cheese.
White trash and nignogs, however, love the shit. I would hope that they don't represent us to the world, however. I don't judge the UK by its lowliest chavs, I'd hope to have the same courtesy extended to the USA. We're a huge country with a fucking massive population, so naturally we're going to have hordes and hordes of garbage folk.
>>7675073
The uniiverse doesn't exist. Space is a lie. There is a dome over earth and above that water forever and in the middle of the dome a portal to heaven and somewhere on earth is a hole to Tartarus. Stay woke.
>>7678425
>I don't have a passport therefore nothing exists outside my small rural bubble of cheesecake factory, perkins, and walmart
>>7678548
>The key to shitposting is confidence
>>7678393
>aged mozzarella
im not a big cheese guy, but is there anything better than brie? i fucking love it.
>>7678658
Robiola
Looking forward to the day when Kraft decides to call their spray can Wisconsin cheese "robiola" and the WIDF defends it because correct labeling is communism
There is human likes this chhese and is mericain.
>>7678632
Yup, made me laugh as well.
>>7678729
>please respond
