Don't worry, it's okay to be jealous that your city's hot dogs are inferior to ours.
stick with hot dogs
>>7665788
What the literal fuck is all that on that hot dog and why would I want any of it?
>>7665803
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJxCdh1Ps48
>>7665788
I dont even like relish and all that shit but that dogg looks dank
>>7665811
all-beef frank, relish, pickle spear, sport peppers, diced onion, mustard, a dash of celery salt, and tomato slices (NEVER ketchup), all on a beautiful poppy seed bun
say it isn't so
I was in Chicago back in January and got two hot dogs at Gene & Jude's.
Is that place considered good or is it meme-tier? I thought they were pretty good though I'm not really that crazy about hot dogs.
>>7665788
>hot dog
...where?
>>7665838
The bun doesn't get soggy?
>>7665788
Where's the dog?
>>7665803
hey, our deep dish is good shit
ever been to Giordano's?
>>7665859
why would it?
>>7665788
The best dogs (in no particular order)
>plain
>yellow mustard
>brown mustard and sauerkraut
>chili cheese (with or without onion)
>>7665869
Giordanos is the worst deep dish in Chicago.
Giordanos<Ginos East<Lou Malnati's
>>7665869
>deep dish is...shit
You got that right.
>>7665881
<mom and pop hole in the wall out of the way spot
>>7665898
>shit
Okay, we heard you.
>>7665878
I dunno seems like a lotta juicy ingredients
>>7665913
I'm sorry I don't speak Reddit/Chicagoan, but I assume you meant "Holy crap you're right our disgusting slop in a bread bowl is so disgusting it physically makes me ill just thinking about it"
Well, I'm glad we agree.
>>7665911
It's juicy, but not *that* juicy
>>7665929
ARE
>>7665898
>>7665913
>>7665922
4chan sure has gotten more and more creative with their insults.
I wanna call someone a nu-male IRL lmao
>>7665859
Maybe if you let it sit for an hour
>>7665788
Hotdog power rankings
Chili/cheese/onion/sauerkraut >>>>>> Chicago dog>>>>>>> Spicy Mustard >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> anything else
>>7665788
You're just piling on toppings at that point. It's more topping than hot dog.
>>7665993
just the way I like it
>>7665838
>using peppers that aren't spicy
Fucking gay
>>7665838
>don't even THINK about applying KETCHUP to your hot dog; it ruins the flavor of the meat
>proceeds to plop 30 other wildly-varying ingredients on top
>>7665788
Sonoran dog > Chicago style
>>7666016
Get that bukkake outta here
>>7666016
Coney dogs > all
>>7666014
>Ketchup on a hotdog!? thats insane!
>hold on a sec I need to chop up these tomatoes for my hotdog
>>7666016
>drizzling mayo on the sides of the bun
wtf are you gonna eat this shit with a knife and fork?
>>7666061
>I hate mayo, but I love eggs
>>7665788
"hog dogs"
>not letting your hotdog soak in stagnant water for extra flavor
and when you do that your hotdog will become an nyc style hotdog
you cant win OP
>>7665882
I second this anon
Chicago "pizza" is a fucking travesty and mockery
>>7666116
It's awful. Just give them a bucket of molten cheese and a spoon and call it a pizza.
>>7666116
Brb, pouring in a mountain of shit cheese, shit tomato, and other random shit into a shit dough and calling it a Pizza
I'm going to start serving lettuce by itself as a hamburger at my restaurant because that makes just as fucking sense as calling the abomination known as Chicago Style Pizza the name Pizza
>>7666134
youre literally triggering me m8
>>7665880
>sauerkraut
Only if it's Frank's sweet and mild Bavarian style
The Cleveland polish boy is better: kielbasa, bbq sauce, Cole slaw and fries
>>7666527
Gonna have to check that out sometime
are they good?
was about to try some last month when i was in Chicago
but I didn't since my family was too busy to stop while i got it
>>7665838
>puts all of that shit on a hotdog
>spergs about ketchup
I will never understand chicagoans autism over a fucking tube of mechanically separated 'meat' paste
>>7665838
I've always thought those sound delicious af. But it seems like it would be difficult to bite through the whole thing at once
>>7665911
They mostly all on top :)
>>7666548
Best hotdog I've ever had personally, but if you're not open to different things then you might not like it. It's a fully fleshed out experience imo.
I wouldn't say it's truly better or worse than any other hotdog, it's just different.
Also it doesn't need the ketchup. The tomatoes plus pickled shit fills the taste-space that would be otherwise occupied by the ketchup. Trust.
>>7666755
Also out of the ten or so places I've sampled, I've determined that Gold Coast Dogs is the best, and Clark St. Dog is not worth going to under any circumstance. I haven't been to Devil Dawgs though, nor have I visited the places more in the suburby areas. Shake Shack's is pretty okay but it's not "authentic." Go to the Gold Coast Dogs on Wabash and...I think the cross street is Washington but don't quote me. It's around there.
polite sage for samefaggotry
>>7665897
This. Nancy's on N Broadway is best pizza I've had as of now
(Theirs is stuffed though not Deep Dish)
>>7665831
Oh you mean a DETROIT style coney? Yeah those are amazing. I get jalapeños instead of onions though.
>>7666784
Hush. We keep that stuff a secret so we don't get flooded by Chicagoans.
>>7666788
>implying you're not the ones coming here
>>7665838
ketchup isnt as bad as they make it out
>>7665788
Dude, that Chicago is just crazy, huh? They're just nuts down there, okay? Did you know, they don't put KETCHUP on their hotdogs?! Take and hold on to your hats lads because you're in for it now. That's right jimmy pal. They serve up one ketchup-less hot dog in that there city, and you can take that to the bank, you can. So if you ever go to Chicago, just up and make sure you don't up and ask for no ketchup on that there hot dog, cause that "don't fly" in Chicago! What a city.
>>7666802
>>7666799
It doesn't need ketchup.
>pickled shit
>tomatoes
It's basically deconstructed ketchup. I agree that there shouldn't be an issue with people that vehemently want ketchup, but it's wholly redundant. I also think it's more of a meme than anything.
>>7666818
We're all very impressed that you have an opinion on a thing.
>>7666666
This
>>7666830
That's alright, I forgive you.
>>7666839
Thank you. Coping can be difficult.
>>7666830
>>7666844
A noble cause, to be sure.
>>7666875
Steak is a classy dish
A hotdog is fucking street food
Kill yourself
![3CFIo[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/6KjUNZH.png "3CFIo[1].png")
>>7666875
>implying steak is equivalent to a cylinder of finely ground lips and arseholes
also pic related
>>7666893
>ground lips and arseholes
Sorry to hear you only have garbage dogs where you live.
>>7666902
Hate to break it to you m8, but that "all beef" dog isn't exactly going to be choice cuts.
>>7666916
>hot dog
>3 buckaroos
you're paying way too much for hot dogs. who's your hot dog guy?
>>7666916
Just curious, do you ever struggle to answer questions like "how was your day"?
>>7666083
>1876BC+3893
>eating with your hands
You must be Australian
>>7666936
I enjoy the "another day in paradise" drop. Gets the ladies moist ;)
>>7666913
I'm from Michigan, sport. We have higher standards. Hate to break it to you.
>>7666040
I just wish it didn't look like scat porn gone wrong :(
>>7665869
Fuck that dude, Gino's east is where it's at
>>7665788
Top tier hotdog reporting in, all others are either alright, meh, or shit tier
Mustard
Onions
Relish
>Not getting Ketchup, Bacon & Cheese on your hotdog
>Not getting chilli cheese dogs either
>>7666115
You've probably just never had a good deep dish. It's nothing like you imagine. It's way different than how I usually think about pizza. But it's really tasty. When the crust is rich, thick and flaky, like a beautiful pot pie crust, and it's covered in cheese with a good tomato sauce, a variety of veggies and meats, it really is so, so delicious.
I got love for thin-crust too, but writing off Chicago-style is a mistake.
>>7667064
I ate at Pizza Papalis this past weekend. My guests visiting from Texas said it was the best pizza they had ever eaten.
Anyone ever have A&W chili dogs? Absolutely amazing
anybody else tried Wienerschnitzel's "street dog"
its honestly not that bad
>>7667072
Holy shit they serve chili dogs? That's pretty blessed desu senpai.
>>7667072
I genuinely feel bad for people outside of Michigan who aren't afforded superb coneys. But then again, those east coast folks get the best seafood and the southerners get the best bbq. I suppose we all enjoy our regional favorites.
I can see why people wouldn't care for chicago pizza but the hot dogs are fucking top notch
>>7666770
always liked nancy's. similar to giordano's but better imo.
>>7666913
>The first thing you see inside the Vienna factory is a staggering long line of meat cutters working along a conveyer belt: they're working in tandem to trim the thousands of pounds of brisket that come ferrying by all day long. That brisket is bound for curing into corned beef, another of Vienna's products, but the trimmed fat is the first ingredient in Vienna's hot dogs. Brisket fat is a flavorful fat, and gives some secret to what makes Vienna dogs good.
>Along with the brisket trim, Vienna uses very lean bull and cow meat for their hot dogs, usually from cuts like the rump, eye, or round. It comes in at about 7-8% lean, which is very low, and it's then mixed in a secret ratio with the brisket fat, ready to be ground, seasoned, emulsified, and cased, then smoked, cooled, packaged, and shipped.
>>7667123
Pretty much, Chicago has pretty top tier food. Every time I think of an Italian beef sandwich dipped in gravy with hot peppers I get withdrawal symptoms.
>Stick wet meat in a bun so that it can be easily handled
>Proceed to slather the whole thing beyond recogition so that you need a fork.
I don't get it.
Do people just not understand the concept of sandwiches?
>>7666956
i bet no one likes you
>>7667113
I recently moved from North Carolina to Washington. West Coast definitely has better seafood.
>>7667127
What's Italian about it?
>>7666799
This. I'm not sure why ketchup gets shit on so hard by people. I feel like it's a maturity complex or something. They want to feel that their culinary tastes are somehow refined, so they pick a condiment and label it as being "for children". I think mustard and relish are a million times better, but there are certainly instances where a bit of ketchup goes a long way.
>>7665788
I think at this point we can just declare that Chicago style anything is the worst.
>>7667731
People who dislike condiments grow up thinking other people are crazy and then overreact when given an outlet online.
>>7665788
I think you posted the wrong picture by mistake, this seems to be some kind of weird vegetable sandwich.
>>7666795
kek
>>7666788
>someone would go to Detroit on purpose.
my hotdog bun is always soggy if you catch my drift
>>7666795
>Implying we are
Sorry, we aren't fond of the idea of paying with a kidney to park somewhere for 30 seconds or $12 for a shitty beer. We have better things (and food) to worry about here.
>>7665788
american hot dogs look kind of gross. The sausage itself looks amazingly cheap.
>>7665788
do you even taste the meat in that bun anymore?
>>7665788
Why is Chicago so utterly fucking retarded in the way it prepares food?
>>7668288
Deep dish is amazing. Thin crust is definitely inferior to most other styles. Chicago dogs are garbage
>>7668280
That does look kind of gross, but it doesn't look like any American hot dog I've ever seen.
A good Chicago dog is fucking delicious though; probably the best kind of hot dog out there.
>>7668315
>deep dish is amazing
But it's not. I've had it in Chicago.
>>7665842
rachel ray said it was the best hot dog in america
>>7668376
>trusting that midget fridge-bodied obnoxious ugly-as-sin pig
>>7665788
>bragging about hot dogs
>>7667181
I bet you're right.
>>7667712
So if the Italian immigrants made kebab it would be an Italian kebab?
>>7668350
I moved to Chicago recently. Its fantastic.
>>7668322
It's almost like Americans live in a cultural bubble made out of shit.
>>7665838
>kosher pickle spear
why?
>>7668408
>one minute there's no such thing as american food and everything is just a jumble of immigrant's foods
>the next minute america is in a cultural bubble
>>7668407
Yea fuck spending money on a car and having to drive 30 minutes whenever I want to do anything fun since its all in the city.
>>7667745
you hit it. All the people who whine about condiments were the kids too afraid to eat anything but "plain" versions of things and to this day think the stuff is gross because they grew up thinking that because they were sooooo scared of adding any kind of flavor. Most are stuck on ham and cheese hot pockets and asking for their burgers plain every where they go out to eat and only add salt to their fries out of fear of the nasty red stuff
>>7665838
>(NEVER ketchup)
That's like shitting hot boiling bloody diarrhea all over something and then telling people not to pee on it.
>>7668408
Yeah, never mind the vast variety of hot dog styles and variations sold all across the America. The one style from your little country is obviously superior, and nobody would have ever thought to put pickles and fried onions on a hot dog anywhere else.
>says other people live in a cultural bubble
oh man i'm really REALLY hungry and I'm in the middle of this huge city with literally hundreds of restaurants around; what should I eat?
>a pizza with dozens of potential toppings and goodies like a treasure hunt of flavor
>a burger that's hearty and has some fun stuff in it that contrasts all these flavors
>a sandwich that could be literally anything all conveniently wrapped in a soft warm slice of bread
>some asian cuisine and noodles, all sorts of exotic spices and tangy, jungley greens
>or maybe some mexican food with spicy peppers and hearty beans and rice, a nutritionally balanced meal
>maybe some BBQ sweet and sticky and filling
>or maybe some stick-to-your-ribs eastern european cuisine that will set me right for the whole day
>i could go to a bar and get some finger food and watch a sports game and drink some refreshing ale
>maybe order some tapas and little bits of fun and exciting appetizers that compose a nice meal
>and lets not forget Italian food: a modern day staple with classic wholesome ingredients
nah, I'll just eat this fucking dick looking thing that some middle eastern man fished out of a pool of dishwater that wont even fill me up so I must gobble up 2 or 3 or more oh man look at me go slurping up these tubes of pig assholes like I'm trying to get the most views on redtube hey this green shit makes it more appealing as if it didn't look like it was covered in slippery poodle-jizz already now i'm eating a real infection just like that one time I stepped on a nail and let it fester i wish all the faggots at my old dorm room could see me now they're have fucking boners the size of this hotdog
>>7668452
I like Chicago-style hot dogs. But don't fucking do this shit. I respect Chicagoans for not being assholes about their local-style pizza like New Yorkers are. And then you lose that respect when you talk about hot dogs. Fuck you.
Also, chili/cheese/onion dogs and mustard/onion/kraut dogs are the superior preparations.
>>7668555
hate all you want, dude's got a point
>>7668879
No you don't, moron. You're comparing hot dogs, a fast food staple and something meant to be eaten on the go, to fucking entire dishes and cuisines, and then you throw in finger food at a bar as part of the latter.
I'm sorry you live in a shithole that has one road and 10 visitors a year, but some of us like to exercise our variety.
>>7669191
i'm not him and a chicago style hot dog is hardly prepared for "on the go" style eating
plenty of food can be made "on the go", open your mind
>flyover meme-dogs
>salty tube of meat (sodium)
>pickle relish (sodium)
>pickled sport peppers (sodium)
>pickle spear (sodium)
>yellow mustard (sodium)
>tomato and onion
>and top all off with some FUCKING SEASONED SALT
>(don't forget your order of fries!)
FUCKING KILL ME, this shit is painful to eat. And I'm from Chicago.
Tomato, onion, and the poppyseed bun are all it does right. But that doesn't even come close to balancing out the complete clusterfuck of salty shit on top. I've always imagined a cucumber spear instead of a pickle would make a tremendous difference, but I've never tried. Maybe some fresh jalapeño slices instead of fucking vinegar brine-soaked peppers.
Hell, go all the way and just put cilantro and pickled radish and carrot on it. Banh-mi dog. I'd eat that any day.
I always heard that a Chicago dog was "a hot dog dragged through the garden", but it's not. It's dragged through the garden and left to sit in a pickling solution for three weeks.
gene and jude's is the best, but it's a fucking mission to get there.
hotdog everything on it with a tamale and a cherry coke
yum
>>7665788
Best hotdog I had was in chicago at Portillo's. Shame that the city is a cess pit outside of some good food but god damn if it isn't some good food.
>>7669611
Maxwell Street Polish, might be up your alley.
>>7668152
>we're right snoggered now mum
>>7665788
Do worry. It's not okay splice commas.
>>7669778
Maxwell Street Polish is a distinct thing though, kielbasa and grilled onions with mustard.
>>7665803
This meme is literally ripped from the daily show with jon leibowitz,
You are seriously using a reddit/daily show meme to be funny on 4chan. FUCK OFF KEK
>can't stand poppy seeds
>sport peppers are inedible
>a fucking pickle spear AND relish
>tomato slices sticking out every which way
It's like it was custom designed to make me ask why the fuck I would ever want to eat it.
>>7670411
>i'm a picky eater and someone made a dish consisting of common ingredients everyone over the age of five enjoys
>thumbs up if you're on team manchild
>>7669488
SOUNDS LIKE YA GOT A FATAL CASE OF DA FREAKIN KNICKS YA BINGUS. DA DOCTA IS PERSCRIPTIN' A DAILY DOSE OF SHUT YA FACE AN EAT DA PIZZA.
>>7670424
Manchild confirmed
>Liking mustard
Fuck that gross shit.
>Inb4 Eat ketchup or some other retarded response.
They both suck.
>>7670472
Who is more the manchild: the manchild that doesn't care for pickles atop his processed nitrate tube, or the manchild throwing an autistic bitchfit because someone else doesn't care for pickles atop their processed nitrate tube?
I'll give you a hint, my friend. It isn't the former.
>>7668152
>action packed trip
YES
>to detroit
NO
>>7670487
No, I'm going to disagree with you there. I'm not even the Anon you were arguing with, but the "real" man child here is you. You're the only one in this thread throwing a tantrum. Just because you had your autistic """preferences""" criticised doesn't mean you're humble ways are being viciously attacked.
Fucking plebs. Here's how you make the perfect hot dog:
>get a toasted sesame seed hot dog bun
>line that fucker with pepperjack cheese slices
>lay your joocy, hot wiener on top
>slather with equal parts mayo and ketchup
>sprinkle chopped red onions and jalapenos on top
>salt and pepper accordingly
>>7668439
I've lived here for 6 months and even I know all of the violence is contained within a few small areas of the city. You sound like a massive pussy that is afraid of all black people
>>7667070
that quiche looks delicious
>>7665838
>celery salt
i didn't even know this was a thing
>>7670192
Not trying to be funny. Your cheese soup pizza is garbage.
>>7665788
Too much crap on it.
>>7671776
You must have met only like 5 black people in your life.
>>7671799
some blacks are decent when they are alone, get them in a group of 3 or more and the odds of a chimpout drastically increase.
>>7671816
Most black people I encounter day to day are very nice.
>>7666808
Underrated post, chortled heartily
>>7673796
>it tastes awful and ruins any food
Holy shit, anon. You totally opened my eyes. All these years I've been eating 100 different types of pickles, and now realize I didn't actually enjoy them, and they were just a hold-over from earlier times.
What's your opinion on soylent? No point in eating anything we no longer need to eat, right?
>>7673796
>I don't like thing. Why would anybody make thing?
In which solipsistic universe does the world have to cater everything to your tastes?
>>7673906
Then when I put my dick in your mouth you can believe you've achieved the impossible.
>>7665788
>putting a literal salad on your hotdog
I actually don't have a problem with this. Carry on Shitcago.
>>7666716
>I will never understand chicagoans autism over a fucking tube of mechanically separated 'meat' paste
It's all they have.
Let that sink in for a minute.
>>7666759
> Come to chicago for the food
This doesn't happen
>Not a single person mentions completos
>>7665788
I guarantee you this thread was started by a guy who doesn't even live in Chicago.
hotdog+mustard+saurkraut+bun=new york style ftw
>>7675780
>sauerkraut
