What are weird things you eat raw from the container/jar?
I eat these straight from the jar with a fork. So amazing.
>>7663527
they are a condiment, they arent supposed to be cooked.
i eat my toenails
>>7663536
>condiment
>>7663536
Meh, you knew what I meant.
>>7663547
No, I don't know what you meant, faggot.
>>7663552
Then why waste your time replying, autist
>>7663564
>>7663527
as opposed to doing what with them
u retarded fuck
>>7663527
that's not weird you dipshit
>omg lol im so random rofl xd does anyone else out there snowflake too?
>>7663527
You're a fucking psychopath, OP. Don't listen to these losers. They're afraid of you.
>>7663527
You fucking done did it Now Op!
I used to do that when I worked at Subway, would put in a few in a little cup for a snack
>>7663527
Pickles are made for snacking on, OP
I eat potatoes raw
i eat raw ground beef mixed with sesame oil, sesame seeds, and soy sauce
When I was a kid about once a week when my parents we're asleep I'd creep downstairs, quietly open the fridge and then squeeze half a bottle of ketchup into my mouth.
>>7663931
Enjoy your tapeworm
>>7663527
I like eating fish balls straight from the can
out of the way plebs
Used to eat these straight from the can as a kid, haven't done so in a while though
I've got an open jar of pickles in my fridge that has been there for over 2 years, would they still be OK to eat?
I take saltines and put them in a bowl and pour cold milk on them. I call it cracker soup. Supposedly, my grandfather used to make the same dish in Indiana when the family was really tight on money.
>>7666668
>eating pickled jalapenos is weird
what are you supposed to do with them if not eat them?
I eat fresh jalapenos raw and pickled straight from the jaw too. It's not weird where I live, but I guess it freaks northerners out.
Also this. When I get sad, instead of eating icecream out the box like a normal human being I crack one of these open and grab a fork.
>>7666665
Being this close lol
>>7666676
Well, normally people eat them along with other things, such as on soups or in burgers.
>>7663907
you are a fool
>>7663931
I really wish that diseases and tapeworms didn't exist so I could do this without dying.
>>7666665
sounds good, ima try right now
Sour pickled cucumbers
>>7666665
I do the same thing but with old cooked rice and sugar
>>7666668
you have severe autism
>>7667451
t. guy infested with tapeworm
>>7667451
>I'm stupid
That's all I got out of your post.
>>7663527
I sneak a tea spoon if this between beers
saurkraut
pepper rings
mustard
>>7668284
where do you hide it
>>7663552
Being this intentionally confrontational over such a trivial misunderstanding. Christ, you've actually got some kind of disability.
>>7663573
What's with the fedora gif? It's entirely irrelevant. You're obviously new to here, and seeing as you've witnessed fedora-tipping used as an insult, you think it's applicable to every situation.
>>7667430
Lol it's not weird you retard
because I'm a barbarian
>>7663527
>raw
>pickled
I hope you get hit by a bus and get paralyzed from the neck down and that your entire family dies horribly in a big fire.
jalepenos: the meme pepper
>>7669129
meme: the meme meme
>>7669010
Reported
>>7669232
faggot
>>7663527
Way down in our Beloved Dixie, anything can pickle if you have the perseverance.
>>7663527
Home canned olives one at a time.
>>7663527
Herring in sour cream.
Delicious
>>7663527
Peanut butter...
>>7667446
I started on a jar of Dawtona pickled gherkins and found a load of grit between my teeth like I was eating mud. The little dimples had some kind of mud or sand in them. I tried scrubbing them but they always had this problem. Flushed the lot down the toilet.
I still have another unopened jar in my cupboard. Can't throw it out (waste). Can't eat it (gross). Maybe I'll draw a face on it and give it a name.
>>7668299
Mustard straight?
Just grab a spoonful from the jar like a snack?
That's nasty
>>7670300
Crunchy I hope
When I was a kid I would pick onions out of the garden and eat them like apples
>>7663918
Isn't that dangerous?
>>7665769
min broder
I'm a 1920's era hobo
>>7666668
yankee bastards leave
pickled jalapenos should be eaten raw and out of the jar, like pickles, pickled okra, pickled eggs, and pickled hog's feet.
>>7671232
>pickled okra
>calls others yankee bastards
>>7671238
The fuck are you talking about? Okra is a southern thing.
>>7663552
holy autism batman
>>7663527
When I want something salty i sometimes eat a can of anchovies
I used to, as a teenager eat jam and jelly right out of a jar. Not a sandwich, not on top of anything just stick my tongue in the jar.
Still don't know why, it wasn't good jelly or anything. I guess I liked the texture, considering I ate my own snot till I was like 12.
i eat refried beans straight from the can
i also drink leftover coffee without heating it up
come at me fu/ck/ers
>>7663527
>>7663536
>>7663548
>>7663843
>>7663907
>>7666668
>>7666676
>>7666707
I love pickled jalapenos. I definitely put them on my half of the pizza. They're great on burgers too.
>>7672880
i usually mix leftover coffee with some chocolate milk \o/
>>7672880
Cold coffee has different health benefits over warm coffee.
Something about it becoming more alkaline as it drops in temperature.
I really like cold espresso
Don't know why, just love 'em
>>7674049
You are a god amongst men. Thankyou for this idea
my grandparents pickle their own asparagus and garlic
so good right out of the jar
>>7672880
how long have you been battling depression?
>>7672880
>i eat refried beans straight from the can
>i also drink leftover coffee without heating it up
One day you'll come to the realization that life is just too short to settle for that shit
pic related
My grandma makes this jarred corn salsa that I eat with a spoon sometimes. So damn good.
>>7674053
>>7668924
says the reddit spacer
>>7663537
Do you bite them first then just finish, or do you clip then then put them in your mouth? I bite them but don't eat them. Biting is really satisfying on your toes.
Google lactopickling.
>>7670324
>jar
>>7672880
You aren't supposed to reheat coffee.
I'm horribly addicted
>>7679684
only nasty american 'yellow' mustard comes in a squirt bottle you mongoloid
>>7670753
the green part is
>>7679772
haha you sure told him
>>7679772
>m-m-muh real mustard
can it yuropoor
>>7670314
Call it wilson
>>7666249
I still do that
except I get the extra large whole ones
>>7663527
absolute MADMAN
I just straight up SNACK on green olives, bros.
Just fuckin' SNACK
Pickled garlic
>>7676251
I started eating a lot of sushi and my dad did me the favor of making a pound of that shit for me
Something wasn't right cuz I couldn't stomach it
I eat cheez whiz out of the jar with a spoon
I like these cold straight out of the can.
>>7663527
I eat sweet pickled onions, and also green olives from the jar. Awesome. Once, with the onions I drank the remainder of the sweet vinegar the onions were pickled in. And then after a few minutes, vomited, over and over.
It was a douche thing to do, but I was a kid.
>>7679772
What are you on about? You get squirt bottles in Yurop.
>>7666665
I had a boss in high school that did this shit all the time, He was a mans, man too.
>>7666707
Enjoy your guts and intestines. Put it on a plate and really look at the white round tubes in it. Have fun. Used to eat it long ago.
>>7674053
all I would do is at some balsamic vinegar and basil in the cup and eat the whole thing
Pickled mushrooms
Sometimes I'll eat albacore from the can, and just squirt in a small tab of Duke's
I think the strangest thing I do is pour hot sauce on a spoon and slurp it like a soup.
>>7685470
>mein neger
That cold sour slime from the mushrooms mixes perfectly with a slice of warm mince-meat pie and wheat beer.
