Hmmmm burgers with toasted english muffins are so much better than with those disgustingly soft burger buns made for teethless grampas and babbies.
>>7634645
Kills yourself, you hipster faggot
>>7634650
Are you using the internet because you can't speak anymore without teeth, grampa?
>>7634658
No one is impressed with your contrarian eating experiments, virgin.
Do us all a favor and jump off a building.
>>7634663
you seem upset
>>7634882
Not who you were talking to but I like english muffins just fine, I just think they're a shitty platform for a burger. Too small and thin, a juicy burger with even a moderate amount of toppings would destroy an english muffin before you were done eating it.
I like my tempeh burgers on a nice kaiser roll with plenty of avocado and whatever toppings im in the mood for
Being vegan is amazing
Deli flats are better. Less shitty bread calories, and it's spread out wider so you can have a good sized burger/sandwich without it being too tall to eat.
Take bite
Schloomp
The rest of your burger's entrails are now in your lap
What an awesome way to diet while still eating a burger, thanks for the suggestion OP!
>>7634645
Looks dry as fuck. Why would you want that?
>>7636632
Most adults eat over their plate instead of their lap.
>>7636643
Fair enough, but adults shouldn't have to eat burger remnants off a plate with a fork.
>>7636620
Holy shit. How have I never heard of these?
>>7636643
Sadly, most adults in the US eat over their steering wheel, sink, or sofa.
>>7636620
what kind of patty is that?
>>7636684
Looks harissa to me.
>>7636699
What are vegan chickpeas?
