How do I activate my almonds?
>>7624699
The same way you make cultured vegetables, pleb.
have you tried turning them off and on again?
>>7624699
Are they plugged in?
have you tried a hard reset
you have to sync em with itunes
>>7624699
HP+HK
>>7624757
>>7624757
You must be new. We're all like that.
As a matter of fact, you ought to masturbate with a barbed wired electric fence.
>>7624761
>saving this image weeks ago in anticipation of samefagging
>>7624699
you need a dongle
>>7624759
underrated comment.
>>7624699
you soak them in water for a day or two
you're basically sprouting them
Point them towards the sky and shout "activate!"
>>7624699
there should be a 1-800 number on the side of the container. you'll also need your receipt
>>7624699
Maybe it's time to switch their batteries
>>7626699
TOP FUCKING KEK, I fucking loved that greentext
just starve them and right before they eat, eat them.
>>7624699
>connect to the internet
>check your email for serial
>copy/paste serial into installer
>wait for server to respond
>almonds activated
Jesus fuck, anon. It isn't hard.
>>7627452
He probably has enterprise edition almonds, so he'll need the dongle plugged in. His vegetables will need to be precultured, too, or the activation will fail.
>>7624778
2edgy5memes
>>7626009
>emu meatballs
Why is that underlined? It would be like going "Bison? that's cuh-razy!!!" to an American.
>thread about almonds
>thread is full of meme spouting retards
Maybe if you weren't such fat fucks you would realize the benefits of "activating" your almonds. Soaking them in water (or, as I prefer, pickle or sourkraut juice ((gives it that extra twang))), is hugely contributory to the vitamins received in almonds. Now why don't you actually TRY IT, instead of knocking it in every thread on /ck/.
>2001
>Activating your almonds instead of alkalizing them
