What's the fastest way to cook a steak?
Gamma radiation
>>7623254
Imagination
Lava
Don't be a pussy eat it raw
>>7623254
Find an almost cooked steak and cook it.
Butterfly it and crank up the heat.
>>7623254
Aggravate the meat with heat particles from your stove.
>>7623254
Extra extra extra rare.
>>7623254
Yell at it until it becomes brown
>>7623254
grill it
>>7623905
You mean bloo, faggot.
>>7623254
Only right answer is microwave oven
This sounds retarded as fuck, but I've used a sandwich press (one that doesn't have the weird shapes in it, just flat on both sides) to cook a steak before. It tasted good but wasn't amazing, but it was pretty fast and it was better than using a microwave.
>>7623905
>Only 3 extras
/lgbt/ is that-a-ways, man
I deep fried a steak once.
D-D-D-D-D-DEEPFRYYYY
steak tartare
>>7623673
lel
