>mayonnaise on beef or pork
What else warrants an execution by firing squad when it comes to food?
Ketchup on hotdogs.
>>7596044
Children's condiment in children's food. I don't see the issue
Standard recipe for a Whopper at Burger King and they're still in business.
mayo and mustard are a standard on hamburgers in the south.
>>7596069
Mayo on a burger is standard everywhere.
OP is just shitposting yet another picky eater troll thread.
>>7596039
Milk in tea
Sugar or milk in coffee
Chicago """pizza"""
Fairy bread
Nutella
Pineapple on pizza
A1 on steak
Ketchup almost outright for anything that isn't cheap fast-food fries.
>>7596039
tendies without barbecue sauce or honey mustard
>>7596079
Name 1 condiment right now that's as good as Ketchup.
>>7596092
Cum.
>>7596092
Mustard
>>7596092
Custard.
>>7596092
hickory sauce
>>7596092
Ranch dressing
>>7596092
literally anything else
>Open faced sandwich
>>7596039
Whipped cream on anything
>>7596051
>being this much of a faggot
>>7596069
>>7596075
>mayonnaise a standard on beef or pork
>not liking mayonnaise on something it has no business being on means you are a picky eater
>being a picky eater is a bad thing
Spotted the fat fuck plebs
If you actually like mayonnaise you're probably a Marxist commie bastard.
>roast beef sandwich
>no mayo
>blt
>no mayo
>>7596039
>anything other than butter or salt on popcorn
>>7596111
>If you actually like mayonnaise you're probably a Marxist commie bastard.
I like mayo on my ham and cheese sandwich; the most American sandwich.
>>7596039
>cooking hacks
>>7596111
>/pol/itics on /ck/
couldn't shitpost harder myself. good job anon
>>7596039
>mayonnaise doesn't belong on beef or pork
Mayonnaise doesn't belong on fucking anything. Period.
Mayonnaise is the one thing that turns anything from a 10/10 to a -100/10.
>>7596111
>liking mayonnaise on something it has every business being on means you are a fat fuck marxist commie bastard.
Spotted the mentally ill child
>>7596131
what about carrots?
what about boiled eggs?
what about tuna?
>>7596039
chicken & cheese
>>7596119
>implying peanut butter and jelly isn't the most American sandwich
>not eating your ham and cheese sandwich plain or with a little mustard
Kill thyself.
>russians literally use mayonnaise as seasoning for meat
They pour mayonnaise over meat and then fry it
get over yourself nigger OP. I know you are fucking black now
>>7596147
>>7596155
What's wrong with being black, /pol/?
>>7596039
Only your thread.
>>7596169
>>7596169
nothing. just being a douchy douche like OP and hitting him where it hurts.
my part slav ass loves mayo with meat fuck that fuck this I need to fight
>he hasn't dipped his jamon in coffee mayo
>>7596193
>my part slav ass loves mayo with meat fuck that fuck this I need to fight
slavs love fighting to get hard meat with mayo in ass?
>>7596131
That shit looks tasty, nigga.
I see an egg, what I'm assuming is salmon, broccoli, carrots, baby corn, potatoes, red peppers, all on top of some brown rice?
What sauce did you drizzle on top?
>>7596219
Newman's Own Honey Mustard.
>>7596242
is that stuff any good? they used to sell it here some years ago but i never tried it.
now i will never know
>>7596069
so is fucking your cousin
>>7596252
It's one of the better ones you can get at Walmart or Publix. I haven't tried the other condiments/dressings though.
>>7596257
there is literally nothing wrong with fucking your cousin (not that guy, and I'm about as northern as you can get without becoming canadian)
>>7596108
The top bun is literally right there on the side you blind fuck.
>>7596039
that is a HUGE fucking lump of mayo dude
I just like a little bit spread on my buns along with mustard. No ketchup allowed
what's up with americans and hating mayo?
>>7596079
ketchup on fries isn't as good as fries without ketchup. there's nothing wrong with milk in coffee. if you're stuck eating a dry steak that someone else prepared, A1 sauce is a life saver
>>7596079
>Milk in tea
Barbarian ruski detected. Brits invented western tea drinking and also invariably added milk. Sugar is not acceptable past puberty in my opinion though, unless its a masala chai.
>>7596039
Fuck you OP!
Ketchup on Kraft dinner is degenerate
>>7597027
It doesn't belong on hamburger sandwiches. It belongs on other sandwiches, like BLT
>>7597139
wut?
>>7597155
i mean in general
>>7596044
I'm shitting in your chimney
>>7597160
Ketchup on Kraft dinner is something a degenerate person does
>>7596131
Mayo on fries or you haven't lived
>real mayo, a bit sour. Not that sugar laced supermarket crap
>Cheese on everything
Alright I get it you love to eat moldy milk fantastic but stop sprinkling parmesan in my water and leave my fucking food alone
>OOH NOICE, NOICE RARE STEAK
>Let's cover it in a noooice cheese sauce, sprinkle some parmesan and cheddar on top
>Then we'll add a slice of provalone
>Then we'll just drop some fucking blue cheese or whatever on top, fuck it
>On the side, an actual brick of semi-melted american cheese slices
>For desert, more fucking cheese
ENOUGH
I HAVE HAD
ENOUGH
>>7597386
B-but how else are we expected to sustain our huge fat reserves
>>7596039
>not liking mayo
This board is for whites only, thank you
Fuck is wrong with you guys, how come mostly everyone here hates on mayo? Is it a meme?
>>7597465
By is it a meme, I mean hating on mayo, not mayo itself.
>>7596131
says the guy putting dressing on his eggs
no thanks MATE.
>>7597455
Japs like mayo the most. They are whiter than white people.
>>7597455
Mayo is for obese americans only.
Hell, nignogs fucking love mayo.
>americans
>white
>>7596039
>/ck/
>no mention at all of bernaise on steak
Good god what has happened to this place?
>Ordering a steak well done
>Putting ranch on anything
>covering literally everything in cheese
I work as a chef and these three things are constantly special requests from customers
sometimes I want to go out into the dining room grab them and shake them but thats bad for business.
>>7596138
Mayo on carrots? Wtf is your damage
For fish tardar sauce is ten times better
Maybe yes for the eggs but again there's better ways
>>7597504
They have a different recipe for mayo which is less oily and fresher tasting
Even then, mayo isn't really a part of every day food like it would be for americans
>>7598020
>less oily and fresher tasting
It's just seasoned differently dumb shit.
>>7596108
am I the only one who honestly prefers open faced sandwiches?
having to eat something with my hands doesn't really feel like any kind of privilege and open faced sandwiches to me are just like the wet burrito of the sandwich world and wet burritos are usually more desirable than dry ones
