>salt on cookies
>a strip of bacon on maple bar donuts
This shit is now being sold at my local bakery. Why are pretentious hipsters trying to ruin perfectly good food?
America lmao
>>7587543
>salty and sweet don't go together
>>7587559
North america lmao
>can't tell if yuro troll or flyover making flyovers look bad once again
>>7587555
>implying "muh sweet and salty" isn't a marketing ploy to get fatties like you hooked on extra salty hamburgers and fries and huge liters of soda.
I have had not one salted cookie that tastes good. Enjoying them is literally the height of pretentiousness.
>>7587629
>LIL BABBYS PALATE TOO WEAK
>>7587629
>if you don't like exactly what I do your pretentious!!!!
Sorry, I don't like cheetos with fedora dust
>>7587629
You know that the vast majority of cookie recipes include salt, right?
>>7587629
>a marketing ploy
It's science
>>7587639
mine don't because I'm not a sodium addicted retard american obsessed with being fat and stupid
>>7587629
you're right! I was just tricked into thinking it tastes good!
>>7587651
0/10
>>7587639
There is a difference between throwing in a dash of salt into the cookie batter and sprinkling a bunch of salt on the top once it's cooked.
Salt sprinkles on cookies are a fucking hipster meme.
>>7587660
Ooh, hit it directly, didn't I mr. butthurt. Go tongue rape your salt lick, maybe heart disease will grant the world mercy from your immense weight.
>>7587667
europe, please
>>7587664
what's the difference
>>7587641
Sweet doesn't balance out salt, water balances out salt.
Muh sweet n' salty is a false dichotomy. Sweet and salty is what ketchup is, and it's used to drown out all other flavors.
When you put a greasy slab of bacon on top of a maple bar you are drowning out the subtle flavors of the maple and the donut pastry for MUH SWEET, MUH SALT.
>>7587664
>if I don't like it, it's a meme
>tips fedora
>>7587690
So what you're saying is that your sense of taste is objectively garbage because you're incapable of tasting strong flavors when salt is present.
>>7587690
> water balances out salt.
haha what
>>7587690
I thought you were just trolling at first, but you're actually retarded
>>7587629
Your palate is shit! SHIIIIIITT!
>>7587693
>even though you get your daily amount of salt within the food alone, you need to add MORE salt because muh sweet and salty is such a good combo
>>7587706
no one said they needed to, anon.
>>7587706
Wow, it's a rare sight to see a /fit/ fag go beyond, "it's all calories and macros", even though you're still just saying food is fuel and nobody should care about anything beyond that.
>>7587706
Just because you feel the need to pile salt on everything doesn't mean everyone in the world does, fat boy.
ITT:
>heavy breating as a bite is taken out of a McDonald's cheeseburger
>"mnomph nomp glurg mmph too salty now"
>reaches over for it gallon cup of soda
>"mmm slurph muh sweet, you know what op?"
>heavy breathing intensifies, dips french fries in milkshake
>"hurgh, nomp, you just don't have a"
>drizzles chocolate over pepperoni pizza
>"blurg *burp* sophisticated palate like me"
>spreads cake icing onto hash browns
>"don't you know that sweet and salt"
>bites into a Krispy Kreme donut hamburger
>"is the best combination? Bill Nye told me so on the TV"
>Crushes saltine crackers into chocolate milk
>>7587629
>things that taste good are marketing ploys
>should have bought a manual civic
>he fell for the ssd meme
>Ping Pong is AOTY
>not reading IJ
>>7587629
Adding a bit of salt to pancake batter makes it taste sweeter though.
>>7587543
No idea op. donuts are way better without anything on them at all, but stores dont even sell them without amerifat levels of sugar.
>>7588011
Every donut shop ever sells plain donuts
I'll never get tired of the salted caramel meme. Salt on caramel is delicious.
>>7588028
>Salt on caramel is delicious
Nope. It's definitely a marketing ploy
>>7588021
no, they don't. I've been all over. What you are probably thinking of is a glazed donut, a sugared donut, or worse than either of those two, a cake donut. Nobody sells yeast donuts absolutely plain in most public places such as washington, california, oregon, wisconsin, tennesee, texas. etc. and while they probably exist in a corner here or there for the most part no, they don't get sold.
>>7588036
not him but yeah... they sell plain donuts. try asking them instead of running in glancing at the counter then running to your car and crying because you almost had to talk to someone
>>7588036
Really? Never had a problem finding them where ever I went.
Plains donuts are the best idk why anyone would eat any other type
>>7588036
Holy shit how wrong can a person be?
>>7588034
yeah those salt companies are always trying to make a buck by slipping 0.5 g salt on caramel products
>>7587543
>Le pretentious meme
Fuck off furfag, not everyone likes the same shit as you
>>7587706
Anon, some of us aren't fat asses, and we aren't as concerned about our cholesterol and such as you
>>7587754
projecting hard son
>>7587543
Stop liking what I don't like!
>>7587543
You don't have to buy it you autistic sack of shit.
>this entire thread
>>7587543
>a strip of bacon on maple bar donuts
Fuck, that sounds delicious.
>>7587754
Whose tumblr did you copy that from?
>mfw plebs can't handle real food
>mfw plebs can't even eat anchovies with peanut butter
lel
>>7587543
>mfw "bacon on everything"
It's babbies first salty/sweet combo combined with the bacon meme.
Salt goes on chocolate and caramel, it doesn't need to go on any other sweet food.
>>7590997
Fuck off furry samefag
Do people, in real life, walk around saying shit like "dude that's such a meme what the fuck are you talking about" and shit? I think that would be hilarious to over hear.
I appreciate that the combination if sweet/savoury or sweet/salty is great with certain flavours. I just can't stand you fucks that think it's invariably the greatest marriage, such that you indiscriminately pour heaps of sugar or HFCS over any savoury or salty food you eat, and it actually tastes better to your palate.
Pineapple with gammon is cool, cranberry with turkey is cool, tomatoes with cheese is cool. Syrup on bacon, doughnuts as burger buns and salt on fucking cookies is not cool.
>>7591227
Strawman. Grow up kid
>>7591227
seasalt on cookies is bomb.
Did you consider the fact that maybe it is you that is salty and not the cookie
>>7591233
I've literally seen people say that salty and sweet is always good together. Several times in the last few days in fact.
>>7587543
>salty cookies are pretentious hipster shit
Dude, the shittiest, most lowbrow cookie you can get is an Oreo, and those are salty as fuck.
>>7591329
As a yuro, Oreos are gross. They have a bitter and slightly sour taste which doesnt belong in cheap sugary junk food. I like dark chocolate, but cheap shit needs a richer, sweeter taste than that to cut the mustard. Is that what cheap American chocolate tastes like?
>>7591353
no, I wouldn't say they taste anything like what we generally consider chocolate to taste like
I'd fuck the fox but all the porn is just him fucking the rabbit.
>>7591376
Good to hear. I'm still eager to try some Hershey's out of sheer curiosity. The only American chocolate I've tried is Milka, whichever actually pretty fucking good.
>>7591382
While Milka is owned by an American company, almost all of it is produced in Germany, so I wouldn't exactly call it American chocolate
>>7591382
Never heard of milka, but if you want to try the most basic, cheap chocolate that every kid in the US is familiar with then hershey's is your go-to. We all recognize there's way better stuff available but I've never in my life seen anyone turn down a piece of a hershey bar, even among my hipster friends
>>7591324
Because it IS good together. That doesn't mean they only eat sweet and salty, you aspie
>>7587690
It tastes like a french toast breakfast with bacon. I do not give a FUCK who you are I will NOT let you talk shit about maple bacon bars. They're PURE
>>7587629
For everyone saying his palate is shit, take in mind that simple sweet and salty flavors are literally what your brain instinctively looks for in food and why simple flavors like that are so common in junk food. Bacon on maple bar donuts is perhaps the most American heart-clogging food I've ever heard about and liking them doesn't make your sophisticated. Not any more than eating a bag of chips with soda, in any case.
Actual babies like bland food
>>7587543
OP you're being mind controlled by sugar eating bacteria. It is paramount that you understand, that this is not being written by you willingly, but bacteria mind-controlling you.
>>7591499
>doesn't know what always means
>>7591353
Oreos are totally fucking gross, but there are plenty of gross foods people develop a love for in childhood and just keep eating as adults. Pic related.
>>7588036
Why dont you just make your own? Its pretty simple and you seem to want em that badly.
>>7591353
>as a yuro
Shut the cuck up.
>>7591896
Kraft is good though with just a tiny amount of doctoring.
>>7587651
>>7591353
Who puts mustard in their cookies? God your country is awful.
>>7587690
>water balances salt
Did you sleep through the second half of your lecture on osmosis in high school bio, and just assume that all foods have a semipermeable membrane - and that the flavor of salt is only balanced with water as a result of diffusion through it?
That's just about the only way I can imagine you ending up at your conclusions.
OP doesn't need any salt on his cookies, he's far too salty in his own butthurt to taste anything else
>>7591353
oreos taste of roasted cocoa. i fucking love the bitterness of oreos and i think it elevates the product.
>as a yuro
don't pretend to speak for us you cunt.
>>7591324
salty and sweet is complimentary. that doesn't mean all salty things are good with all sweet things, there are obviously other considerations.
>>7593278
No it isn't. If you hadn't grown up eating that kind of garbage you wouldn't think it's good. Also, pic related.
>>7593328
Just a healthy reminder that you're still taking the bait if you respond to it, no matter what the content of your post is.
