How much cream cheese is too much cream cheese?

There's no such thing as "too much cream cheese"

>>7581230
Look at what you're eating.
Is there cream cheese on it?
If so, there's too much cream cheese on there.

You just need a schmear

2 tablespoons is the recommended serving size, any more than that is too much.

>>7581437
>schmear

>>7581437
JEW

I don't get why people waste bagels when all they want to eat is cream cheese. Why not just eat cream cheese?

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>>7581230
Yes, yes, crime cheese. Joke's over, everybody keep scrolling.

>>7581543
All bagels are good for is carrying cream cheese to your mouth

mmm, cream cheese wontons

i.e., fried cream cheese.

>>7581565
You know what can also carry cream cheese to your mouth? A butter knife or any other silverware that you can wash and re use.

>>7581585
WHOAH

>>7581585
Sorry im not a fat fuck

>>7581585
The bagel also carries insoluble fibers in order to carry the cream cheese poop out your ass.

>>7581230
it's too much cream cheese when you bite and end up chewing just to mix the cream cheese with saliva instead of breaking apart the bagel.

i like a lot of cream cheese but i also like a really dense bagel. light/fluffy bagels are gross because it doesn't support a thick layer of cream cheese.

onion bagels are the best, btw

>>7581230
that doesn't even look toasted

>>7581593
>Eating less food
>Fat fuck
Wew lad wew