You can pick up a freshly baked hot pizza at Walmart for just 5 dollars.
Comes in 2 varieties; Pepperoni and Deluxe Meat.
Pepperoni:
-a large pizza with a generous amount of pepperoni slices
Deluxe Meat:
-a large pizza loaded with pepperoni, Italian sausage, and beef
>>7580538
I wish more places did this
>>7580538
>buying anything at walmart, ever
Ummm and vegetarian? It's 2016.
Kill yourself you dirty veggy fuckcunt
>>7580608
Well it says a lot about the kind of person who shops at Walmart that the plain pizza offering has pepperoni on it.
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>being too asspied to quote who you are replying to
I keep seeing this when I pick up my rotisserie chickens.
Are these pizzas any good?
these are pretty terrible. i only buy them when they cut the price in half. caesars is way fresher/better
>>7580635
They taste like leftover Chuck E Cheese pizza
>stepping foot inside a walmart
>>7580635
do you like the taste of the typical frozen pizza variety?
because thats literally it.
>>7580584
this negroe is on the trolley. you are scum if you visit walmart for any reason.
>>7580538
> Fresh
>>7580694
nearly all my food comes from Walmart.
>>7580699
pretty sure they are fresh anon
i take it its kept warm and not cooked by request? they cook pizzas for you in Sainsburys in the UK.
>>7580700
That's sad, Anon.
>>7580736
I don't see why, it's all the same brands you would get in any American supermarket
Disappointing amount of crust.
>>7580761
>all the same brands you would get in any American supermarket
Like I said, sad.
damn they are like $8.68 for the meatzza at my local wallyworld when i went there last week. Is this a new thing?
>>7580761
Very sad.
>>7580538
you're better off with a $5 Little Caesar's for cheap pizza
>>7580791
Great ass, it's too bad black culture has taught women that having a fat ugly ass is ok. If I wanted to fuck a farm animal I'd fuck a farm animal, they can't even say no.
>>7580817
little caesars tastes like ass hole and their ingredients are fuckin weird.
i worked there and the cheese comes in a bag, if you leave it out for too long a pool of oil separates from it. What the fuck kind of cheese leaks oil?
>>7580825
That is why I went full MGTOW
>>7580841
>What the fuck kind of cheese leaks oil?
Cheese analogue
>>7580825
virgin detected
>>7580538
I get that pizza when it's marked down to $2.50
>>7580825
>Great ass
She literally has no ass you low test fuccboi
>>7580814
shut up faggot
>>7580584
Smithfield bacon is almost always a dollar a pound cheaper at Walmart. Also large bags of cat food, hand soap and dozens of other things will save me money by buying it there.
Why would I be proud of spending more than I have to by driving farther away when there are like four Walmarts within fifteen minutes of me?
>>7580956
>flyover pleb detected
>>7580956
If Walmart is your best option for groceries you have shitty options. Just like if Shuanghui is your best option for bacon.
>>7581024
let me guess, you believe that organic food is healthier and GMOs are bad for you.
Am I close?
>>7580538
The pizza at our local pizza guy costs 3.50€.
>>7580538
So meat and more meat? Where's the cheese pizza?
>>7580608
2016 has nothing to do with it, you're still a minority and unless it becomes financially viable for them to do so you can't blame every single instance where a freaking store doesn't cater to your personal taste since they don't have to in the first place.
>>7581050
Jared pls go
>>7580584
> walmart cheetos
> $2
> RCSS
> $3.50
>>7581024
I could go to Giant, Safeway, Shop Rite, Wegmans, Whole Foods, Food Lion(lol), Wise Market or Harris Teeter, all within 20 minutes if I wanted to. Walmart is just cheaper on certain things. Just like Wegmans has the best prices on milk, orange juice, butter, eggs, canned cat food, paper towels and lots of other things.
>>7581046
Not quite. I don't believe the organic or GMO lies. But I don't eat much cheap mass market food, and I'm not a fan of corn derivatives being in everything. So I end up inadvertently avoiding GMO food for the most part not because I think it's bad for you, but because I steer away from cheap, low quality food products.
>>7581081
>>7581091
>I steer away from cheap, low quality food products.
Yes they do have velveta and spam at Walmart, but they also have great produce and fresh meats.
Have you ever been to one of these new super Wal-Mart s? They even carry organic vegetables.
They have everything even live lobsters.
grocery stores in my area and costco also do 5 dollar rotisserie chickens and I'd rather get that then a fattening pizza.
>>7580584
This. Costco is the answer friends.
>>7581086
>buying cheetos
We're not living in the same world.
>>7581089
I try to avoid supermarkets in general, because most of what's for sale there is garbage. I can't imagine anything that would get me into a Walmart. I've been to three in my life and they were awful places. Cheap consumer goods are one thing, but the idea of buying food from them is more than I can handle.
>>7581110
>implying those rotisserie chickens aren't dripping in butter
>>7581132
butters fine, too many carbs are not, also cheese.
and chickens full of protein.
>>7580584
>tfw Walmart is the only "real" supermarket in my shithole flyover town
>tfw I have never been surrounded by so many plebs in one location
Just end my life
>>7581143
>loads of fat is fine
>as long as it has muh protein
>>7581147
The heart goes out. A big part of the reason I put up with the indignities of living in an urban environment is so I can get good food at specialty markets for relatively reasonable prices. There are a lot of downsides to it (my apartment is probably the size of your living room and dining room put together), but an advantage is rarely even having to shop at the supermarket, let alone a Walmart.
Say what you will about them but Walmart prepared foods were fucking genius. Upgrading all of their stores into combination grocery stores was the best thing they've ever done. Everything about that side of the store just completely captured their mass appeal demographic. Down to the fucking in-store fast food franchises.
>>7581164
fats usually provide more than half of the body's energy needs
so if you aren't a fat fuck who doesn't even lift, then yes butter is fine.
also
>implying walmart pizza is a better choice
if you don't know the very basics about nutrition, don't start lecturing about it kiddo
>>7581176
>prepared foods
>mass appeal
>in-store fast food franchises
Good short list of why not to shop there if you like good food.
>>7580584
Bullets are the cheapest at wal mart. Also no reason not to buy things like tube socks, rice crispies, a cheap blender, or anything else where it's literally the same exact product at a cheaper price.
>>7581223
>bullets, tube socks, rice crispies, cheap blenders
It appears your shopping list and mine don't have any overlap.
>>7581248
people who shop at wal mart are really a different species
>>7581217
>so if you aren't a fat fuck who doesn't even lift, then yes butter is fine.
Maybe if you are camping or an Eskimo or malnourished in some way. But for your average american, butter should be avoided at all cost, along with fried food, cheese, and oils, and nuts and fatty foods in general.
>>7581248
Those were examples showing the variety of shit that you can buy and save money. How about laundry detergent or toilet paper?
Wal-Mart superiority is retarded middle class housewife watching Downton Abbey to pretend they're cultured-tier.
>>7581259
do you live in the fucking 80s or something
The avoidance of butter and similar fats and the turn to sugar that it caused is the single largest factor in modern high obesity rates
>>7581118
The Safeway around me has the best produce, meat, and bread, but for ANYTHING out of a box I get it from Wal-Mart. If it's the same brand same box same product anyways, why not?
>>7581268
My wife makes her own laundry detergent and powder for the dishwasher. (I think washing soda is involved). Super cheap. And the corner store half a block from my house sells 1000 sheet rolls of TP for 80 cents each, so I just pick it up as needed.
Most of what I buy is ingredients, not value added prepared stuff.
>>7581248
Yo man...don't be dissin the tube socks. Theres been many a time when I've found myself out of TP, and tube socks work great...all gone in the same flush, usually...
>>7581300
Are you being obtuse for a reason? Instead of addressing the overall point of having no product quality difference, but cheaper price, you latch onto the specific products which are just examples of that concept, and talking about your individual life instead of the merits of the concept mentioned above.
Christ, I don't even know where you're going with this. But as a general rule, no, don't buy meat or produce from Wal-Mart. Many other products are fair game.
>>7581326
>But as a general rule, no, don't buy meat or produce from Wal-Mart
Why? I buy turkey breasts from Walmart when they have them and the produce is pretty good. Potatoes, asparagus, apples, broccoli and oranges are just as good as any other store. I got some nectarines from Walmart last summer that were absolutely delicious. They were just as good as the best ones I have ever bought from Whole Foods or Wegmans and they have some great produce at those places.
>>7581326
>no product quality difference, but cheaper price
On mass produced brand name crap I wouldn't buy in the first place. That IS my point.
>don't buy meat or produce from Wal-Mart
That's what I buy, so there's nothing for me there.
>>7581374
What is wrong with the produce from Walmart?
>>7580734
Have you tried that? Is it any good/better than doing it at home?
>>7581408
It can't be cheaper than the greencgrocers in my neighborhood. Recent deals included:
2.5 lb bunch of Swiss chard - $2
large bunch cilantro - 75 cents
bag of three romaine hearts - $1
fresh ginger - 89 cents a pound
>>7581408
His problem is that it's cheap and therefor not worth buying.
>>7580538
>supermarket
>loaded
>generous
>>7581456
Then he is in error.
The quality is top notch, not farmers market quality but top American supermarket quality for sure.
>>7580608
Wow, even you're using c u r r e n t y e a r now.
>>7581472
>American supermarket quality
Settling for that if you have other options is the error.
I'll pay the 5-10% premium to shop at a nicer store in a better neighborhood with clientele that I don't mind being around.
Walmart is and always will be a last resort.
>>7580650
So you're trying to say Wal Mart is doing a pretty bang up job making pizza right?
>>7581477
Then you should just say that you find American supermarkets to be substandard.
Seems silly to me but no reason to single out Walmart.
>>7581107
>even live lobsters.
It's been forever since I've seen these. As a kid, they had them at Kroger and I think at Super Wal-Mart for awhile. Then, I just stopped seeing them. Can't place when, as it's something I didn't regularly look for.
>>7580956
>>7581223
Thing is, it is NOT the same product. If you do a cursory google search you will see that Walmart's lower prices for the "same" product are actually due to aggressive negotiating by the Walmart buyers that cause manufacturers to produce inferior products specifically for distribution to Walmart. This has been proven for products such as HDTVs, ammunition, various electronics, and several consumer goods and food products. Just google it.
>>7580700
The Walmart around where I live has a really shitty selection of food and doesn't carry any produce or meat, so there's no reason for me to go there when I have a Safeway and a Giant closer to me anyways.
I've been to Wal-Marts that carry a decent variety and quality of stuff for cooking though. Just not this one for some reason.
>>7581518
that was a few products anon and has nothing to do with meat and veg
>>7581532
must not be a super Walmart then.
I avoid the smaller ones and those neighborhood ones are piss.
>>7581507
I have said that several times in this thread:
>>7580805
>>7581118
>>7581167
And there's every reason to single out Walmart - they're not just a good example of what's wrong with supermarkets in America, but retail in general. Their entire business model is selling poor quality products to people whose only concern is price. I like a deal as much as the next guy, but when it comes to food I set my standards a little higher.
>>7581559
Maybe you could give them some tips so they could be more successful.
I'm shocked that it took them this long, disgusting fucks
Fucking fat paradise that place
I will never go back
>>7580538
RIP Little Caesars
Anyone ever had Pizza Patron? It's a Mexican-targeted pizza place that sells large pizzas for $3.50. Everything is in Spanish.
>>7581535
>few
no
>has nothing to do with meat and veg
pls read the posts in the reply chain
xD
>>7580841
Have you never warmed up cheese before?
It all leaks oil. Its literally fat.
Some of my friends like it, some don't. I've bought it and eaten it and it seems like a great pizza for little kids. Its taste is the definition of generic. I could spend a dollar more at little ceaser's and get 10x the taste. If you want a pizza with absolutely nothing special about it, go for it.
>>7580584
>he doesn't buy his ammunition at walmart
>>7580650
Pre-2006 Chuck or Post 2006-Chuck?
>>7580608
It's Wal-Mart, not Whole Foods. You're not a concern.
The Marketside take and bakes are only $2 more and they are absolutely edible, they're better than probably half the local pizzerias around here. I don't consider them an emergency convenience food like regular frozen pizzas at all.
>>7581592
That's probably because they use ketchup instead of tomato sauce on it anon
>>7580584
You should literally always buy batteries at Wal-Mart because they are sold at a loss
>>7580825
Obviously never had sex. A nice ass is great to grab and a bony ass actually makes doggy style painful and unpleasant. Best sex I ever had was with a really skinny girl, but her ass being so flat really was a negative.
>>7582052
>2013
>Still buying batteries
>>7582057
>like bags of sand
Embarrassing, the virgin thinks he's going to pass for an adult :(
>a nice ass is great to grab
Here's a little test: extend your hand and make like you're trying to grab something. Is the shape formed by your fingers:
1. The curvature of a car tire
2. The curvature of a basketball
3. The curvature of a grapefruit
If the answer is not (3), you're lying.
Now: have you ever noticed how a clothed ass and a naked ass don't quite look the same? That's right, an ass that looks exaggerated and bulbous in pants, is actually disgusting and african-american tier outside of those pants.
And now you know how to judge an ass, from a functional and aesthetic perspective. Small asses +10000 hideous fat mushy hippo asses -9359345983475
You're welcome.
>>7582060
Remotes still need batteries, unless you buy one of those massive expensive monstrosities that aren't as good as the actual remote
>>7581646
This. It is when you got a movie or poker night and already picked up the beer and chips but want something hot and not take another 20 minutes in the oven.
It sucks. It's mostly crust, with overly sweet sauce and a thin layer of bland cheese.
>>7581107
Walmart produce is terrible. They tend to be big and shiny, which looks good on display, but are flavorless.
There's nothing wrong with stopping by Wal-Mart for a couple things, I mainly go there to get what my usual grocery store doesn't cover. Stuff like certain produce, fresh bread, whatever. The rotisserie chicken is awesome from that pizza section, too
All i want is cheese pizza. I really dont like toppings unless its an awesome chain like mellow mushroom or a mom and pop.
>>7582247
Same guy, but where the fuck am I gonna get an avocado and lube at 2 in the morning? Wal-mart.
>>7582077
low test
>>7580650
Dude, ive gone to chucky cheese as an adult to get the pizza and take it back to work or eat there and play some galaga.
>>7582247
Their rotisserie chicken is ok. Theres 5 grocery store chains in my town and 2 have much better chicken than walmart, but they both charge $9 each.
Disregard those up at the front and go to the deli section in the back and grab one of these to take and bake. They don't skimp on the toppings.
>>7582324
What does captain america have to do with pizza?
>>7582324
Is this at Smart & Final?
>>7580584
Walmarts are breddy good here in beanerland
>>7582328
Ad money
>>7582333
No Marketside is Wal-Mart brand.
>>7581107
>they also have great produce and fresh meats.
I feel very sorry for you if you think Wally world has good produce.
Their deli meats suck. I got corned beef there once because I didn't want to make the extra stop a food lion. It was flavorless. Never again.
Wal-Mart is generally my last resort for anything food related. I buy all of my oil-changing goods and ammunition there though.
>>7582324
God DAMN these pizzas are fucking amazing.
>>7581046
>organic food is healthier and GMOs are bad for you.
I want to know how you even derived that out of a statement about avoiding Chinese-owned food companies like Smithfield. I avoid products (especially food) from China for the same reasons I don't buy Citgo gasoline- I don't support communist regimes.
>>7582555
Are they? I see them all the time but if I am going to get a frozen its usually Red Baron.
Does the sauce have chunks of tomato in it? I fucking love tomatoes and eat them fresh like every day, but for some reason having a chunky sauce triggers my gag reflex instantly. Makes life a living hell cause all the best sauces start with crushed tomatoes.
>>7582572
Might I add that even though it triggers my gag reflex, I do eat chunky sauces all the time. After about 4 bites/gags I can start to controll it and eventually I don't gag at all the rest of the meal.
Shit is beyond fucked, and the only answer I ever got was "its psychological".
Lets just say I never go to an Italian Restaurant on a first date.
>>7580736
I see you fell for the organic farmers market meme. Why does it matter where someone gets staples
Im 83% sure my Walmart is staffed solely by autists and tards. I talked to the gm once and never have I met a stupider person.
God bless self checkout
>>7580734
We have quiktrip gas stations that will make full pizzas on demand now. They're actually pretty good.
Even do a breakfast pizza
>>7581559
Nice try troll
>>7582616
i tried gas station pizza one time and got the shits
felt bad man
>>7580650
Chuck e Cheese pizza is one of the best, I get excited when one of my cousins of nephews have a birthday there. Or have a reason to go there.
Pizza is better than most pizza places.
>>7581112
kirkland signature mmm hmmmm
>>7582737
it's like a single serving microwave pizza
but put through an oven and under a heat lamp
for five hours
>>7582893
That's because you molest children and associate it with subpar pizza.
>>7580538
>fresh
I work at walmart and those things come in frozen and they cook them in the donut oven. I know because I downstack the frozen seafood, deli/ bakery truck. Also they are gross and the ones at little caesars are better and the same price.
>>7581827
post 2006
>>7582324
The albertsons/vons/safeway grocery store pizzas are slightly better than the wal-mart pizzas.
>>7582057
So long as you understand the difference between a girl having an ass and a girl having a fat ass then you'll be fine
>>7583004
That meat girl has a man ass.
>>7583011
>implying you wouldn't fuk a man with dat ass
I bet you kiss girls too, you faget
>>7582965
>raw pizza dough next to fried chicken
>>7583062
Ever heard of packaging?
I wish I was rich. I always wanted to go to a deli and buy a bunch of pre-cooked meals
>>7580619
woah, that was good.
>>7583004
better call me a dog then cause those bones a fucking hot.
i love skinny girls
>>7583011
>That meat girl has a man ass.
this is funny out of context
>>7580699
Walmart employee there dry gross and cheaper then the sams club pizzas quakity wise they give the pizzas to employees because they still do bad there way to dry and the crust sucks also there about 4 hours old at best
>made at 11am
>available 4-7pm
why buy a shitty pizza from walmart when for like 2 dollars more you can have publix fried chicken
literally the best fried chicken I've ever had
>>7583004
wheres the inbetween of meat and bones.
meat girl definitely has a fat fucking ass and gigantic tree trunk thighs she has the proportions of a pear
>>7582077
only people with tiny cocks like small asses because it makes their micropenis look large in comparison
>>7583969
Big girl detected
>>7584098
nah i have a big dick so i can appreciate larger asses i get that if your dick is small your tiny friend won't be getting much action
>>7584217
>still pretending to not be a virgin
How's it like trying to be cool on an anonymous imageboard?
>>7584218
>he's lying because i'm a virgin and the average penis is 5 inches long
have fun with your micropenis buddy
>>7584217
>i have a big dick
kek
>>7580644
>. I only buy them when they cut the price in half
Which they only do when the pizzas have been sitting in the warmer for too long and they don't wanna throw them away
Like seriously how could you not grasp that?
>>7580584
i bought a basketball pump at walmart yesterday
no regrets
>>7584098
As someone who appreciates a nicely shaped butt and isn't into ghetto lard assess, the one posted earlier is gross. A perfect ass is a mixture of muscle and fat and lies somewhere between that picture and Nicki Minaj, both of which are pretty grim.
>>7584252
Only a virgin would brag about supposedly having sex. Anyone who isn't a basement dwelling neckbeard can get some. Also
>micropenis
>being so insecure about your small dick that you say everybody else's is smaller
>>7581089
whats wrong with food lion? good prices and selection. i shop at food lion even though its further than harris teeter because that shit is overpriced as fuck.
I would rather pick up a hot and ready pizza from little Caesars instead
PIZZA PIZZA
>>7583964
she is just /fit/ nigger
go do a fucking squat you pitiful manlet
>>7584303
the fact that you think that someone inferring they had sex is them "bragging" about having sex shows you are a virgin, likely with a micropenis
>Buying shit at Walmart
>Ever
ISHYGDDT
>>7584339
>says others have micropenises
>not trying to brag and look cool like some retarded teenager
>not knowing what inferring means
>No veggies
>>7580538
Yeah but you have to go to Walmart.
>Muh boggie man Walmart is evil thread
I bet none of you have ever worked a day in your pathetic lives.
>>7584494
Anon brought up dicks when talking about disgusting fat asses. I don't even shop there, and I bet those pizzas are shit.
>>7584460
>claims i don't know what inferring means
>clearly has no fucking clue what the word means
do you relate to him too? maybe you can form a 5-inch club
>>7580841
Dude, when I worked there I would eat handfuls of that cheese all day long, with a jalapeno in my mouth at the same time.
F U C K Y O U
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>>7581112
>membership costs
>employees treat everyone like shit and thieves
>food cost 100 bucks minimum altogether
>niggers scan your receipt and are shit at their job
oh yeah, real good answer there, champ.
>>7580538
It's funny how these never have vegetables on them
Fucking piece of shit obeasts lol
>>7584542
You don't infer that you did something if you're the one saying you did.
>5-inch
How oddly specific of you.
>>7584809
So you eat heavily processed slop, enjoy it enough that you feel ashamed when it's pointed out it's trash, and then are stupid enough to get angry over hearing the truth?
>>7585023
then what is TOMATO sauce, smart guy?
>Freshly baked
>clearly stored in a heated cupboard for hours on end
kek
>>7584308
You know it niqqa
>>7585410
Nah, clearly as labelled it's only available 4-7pm.
The ones on the bottom are there a maximum of 3 hours and with the wal mart meat beasts coming through they probably have to restock that thing every 10 minutes.
Disgusting... but not for the reasons you point out.
>>7585368
>You don't infer that you did something if you're the one saying you did.
is english not your first language or are you just retarded?
>>7586020
gr8 b8 m8
im laffin
>"Deluxe Meat"
>no ham or bacon
miffedpepe.png
>>7583004
>no skinny fat girl
>>7580538
there's no walmart where I live
I consider myself lucky
>>7585020
Sam's Club shill pls go
>>7581259
>But for your average american, butter should be avoided at all cost
>>7586091
>retard lives matter
>>7581259
>denouncing legumes
>>7586208
no idea what that is, I am not an amerifat.
Eh, you could probably buy a frozen pizza for $5 or less that's better quality than that. Anything made by Wal-Mart tends to have really shitty quality.
>>7581164
>loads of fat
>in a simple rotisserie chicken
You're a fat fucking retard.
>>7580841
is this cheese oil a meme, or am i losing it? i swear i've seen this passage before
>>7581089
not my blog, but my friend's dad runs the Teet. i lived in charleston one summer, they had a good cheese selection IIRC
I'm so mad I'm willing to give out (you)s (^:
>>7582572
That sucks, anon. Ever tried making your own sauce? If you use whole peeled canned tomatoes and squish them with your hand into the pot with everything else, and simmer for at least half an hour, it gives a great smooth texture.
>>7583062
It's sealed, anon.
>>7580538
>Walmart
Do they come pre-bitten?
>>7580841
Little Caesar's has a truly incredible formula when it comes to hot and readys. I cant think of another food service business that can compete with them when it comes to cost/quality/portion size.
>>7582324
how do you cook those?
i mean what do you do to get them closest to 'good quality' with just a regular oven
>>7587466
You fucking cook them in the oven
If you get there at around 6ish or 7 theyre old so they do them shits HALF MUTHAFUCKIN PRICE
