Every time i eat string cheese i feel like i have eaten a shitload of needles. Nothing compares to the horrific pain of your insides shredding after eating string cheese. Every other cheese is fine but fucking stupid idol of USA attempts to kill you why would you eat this shit.
>>7580066
>Blaming an entire nation for your lactose intolerance
you should be blaming your parents
>>7580066
tried it once and it was gross
almost as bad as jarlsberg or swiss
>>7580066
>Every time i eat string cheese i feel like i have eaten a shitload of needles
>Nothing compares to the horrific pain of your insides shredding after eating string cheese
Literally what?
>>7580066
git gud
I eat string or any other cheese fine.
>>7580113
what is this i dont even
>>7580113
"bad as jarlsberg"? EAT A CHEESE COVERED DICK FAGGOT
>>7580066
See a doctor. Horrible pain when eating food may be a sign of dangerous medical conditions.
>>7580268
the only dangerous medical condition is your retardness, fucking faggot
>>7580284
>retardness
>>7580113
>I understand why people might think this is funny, but this is no laughing matter
Translation: this is fucking hilarious but I have to say this to keep my job
