I always julienne my vegetables with my "juliette"
>>7579459
I'm a cunt of a chef, so I would like to buy that knife on the right to bring into work.
>>7579481
U r a gril chef?
>>7579459
>lace handle
>>7579459
>>7579484
No, I'm a cunt, aka asshole
>>7579459
Looks like a major pain in the ass to clean and like its a major sanitation risk
>over $1500
>cloth handle that will soak up bacteria and be impossible to wash
>weird fucking shape that probably makes it impossible to mince
jesus fucking christ who would actually buy this shit?
>>7579685
a kawaii chef
>>7579685
The sort of person looking for a conversation-starter, just like the people here who buy $300 Japanese chef's knives.
>>7579459
Neat concept, but the butterfly looks like it would make it awkward to handle.
Imagine the knife block you'd need to house these things.
>>7579459
Sadly, I think know a few people that would buy one of those to hang up as a decoration.
Imagine getting stabbed by one of these.
>>7579715
It would probably only go in to the part that sticks up.
>>7579685
Lol anon you clean your knife handles?
>>7579733
>>7579728
the second one seems like its small enough that it might push down and make it worse
>>7579767
Only one way to find out.
>>7579734
I clean only the blades, and I work in a restaurant LOL
>>7579833
That kind of explains a lot.
I don't give a shit about any work utensils, but I'm OCD about stuff I use at home.
>>7579835
I'm the opposite in general. I mean, I guess I'm more concerned with keeping my personal pots and pans and stuff looking nice. But when it comes to food safety, I'm pretty neurotic at work. At home I do try to get things in the fridge or ice bath before they get dangerous, but I don't give a flying fuck about handwashing and proper sanitation or anything like that
>>7579733
They get wet sometimes in the regular course of cleaning, even if you're not making a point of cleaning the handles.
>>7579860
Are you me? Maybe it's because there isn't some faggot from the state that marches through my kitchen at home periodically and writes me up for anything out of order.
>>7579459
Possibly the most cringe worthy thing I've seen in /ck/ congrats, anon.
Jesus this is the /ck/ equivalent to /k/'s MLP Mosin or whatever the duck
>>7579459
i kinda like the heart one, wuold consider it if it had a normal handle
loll
This feels like a serial killer thread.
I have seen some wtf knives and shit over the years but dayumn... This is like that thread on /k/ where some idiot ruined a German machine gun from WWII with MLP garbage. Just why...?
>>7581758
This one?
>>7579685
Women.
>>7582341
I mean, that's just a nugget, so kind of whatever. But I think there was someone that did some shit like that with a pristine 98K or something.
Maybe it wasn't ponyshit, but they sporterized it or something.
>>7582369
>>7581758
Yeah, it was a 98K.
>>7579459
this looks like a cool murder weapon
>>7579459
where can I get those glorious knives?
>>7579459
just pass the knife bro
>>7579459
Pretty dang sure I need these knives in my life.
>>7579728
You slash down as you stab to make room in the wound for the embellishment.
Source: I'm an assassin who once had to do a hit using the butterfly one by special request.
If it weren't for the retarded handles, I might buy one of these.
