>>7576329
Go eat some fruit and punch yourself in the dick.

More than you

only clear juices, opaque ones make it look like diarrhea water
generally, good white rum, maybe some grand marnier/triple sec if its appropriate for the flavours used
a large single piece of ice, rather than many ice cubes, keeps it cold longer and doesnt water it down

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>>7576407
>only clear juices

One packet of red Kool-Aid.
1 cup of sugar.
1 quart water.
Mix.

Protip! Try powdering the Kool-Aid and sugar in the blender first so that it dissolves into the water better.

You're welcome.

>>7576329
All I know is that I know nothing.

only serves in jonestown

>>7577007
You're a fancy nigger.

>>7576359
Holy shit, did anybody read this post? This is some fucking hilarious shit. I'm screencapping this and making it my new desktop wallpaper.

I wonder how he got so witty. I wish I could think of things like that.

>>7577007
Why would you add more sugar to what is essentially dyed and flavored sugar?

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>>7576329
I know that this is my shit.

>>7578295
>has never had packet kool-aid
There is no sugar in Kool-aid packets. Only the tubs have sugar.