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sup /ck/ OC gore here
my bitch
>vegetarian btw
just did this to 3lbs of chicken tits
>baked at 350 for an hour
>generic dogshit corn syrup BBQ sauce
and no fucking foil on the pan ffs
can I rescue this in some way? its basically wifey material at this point but damn that's a lot of quality protein to have to eat like this
What did you do, drench it with sugar and burn it?
>>7572888
she did it, not me. but yes, shitty BBQ sauce is basically pure HCFS
>>7572808
put some hotsauce on that shit and it will be fine man. only the shit in the pan looks burnt bad the stuff on the chicken should be alright
>>7572909
my good steel pans doe ;_;
i was thinking hot sauce and mustard thanks anon
>>7572808
If it's so dry that it's inedible and you don't want to throw it away shred it up really good and make BBQ chicken sandwichs that way. There really isn't much you can do with it now.
>>7572808
>Chicken tits
Seriously consider leaving her.
This is just a precursor for what's to come if you stay together.
If someone is stupid enough to do this, you should get the fuck out as son as possible
This isn't "too harsh" either. You gotta be real dumb to do all of this. Think about it and don't let pussy cloud ur judgment
>>7572900
>High Corn Fructose Syrup
>>7573513
cunt alert
>>7573431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2B4q1yWk2U
If you like mayo... Chicken salad
>>7573613
Beta alert
Some of us don't have to stick with the first woman who comes along and takes our virginity at 28
>>7572808
what's the point of bitching like a drunk sack of shit there? do you plan to screencap the thread and show it to her and force some imaginary friends social pressure on her to make her cook better? That food seems way too good for the mongoloid you are.
>>7573643
I'll probably make her wear tge cat ears and fuck her butthole as a consequence , but the point was to get some salvage ideas for a whole bunch of absolutely mediocre baked chicken breast, friend o
>>7573748
>wife's son
>>7573748
u sneaky beaky
>>7573999
EX-wife's son
Either she dead or he's a turbo cuck
>>7573617
what the fuck
>>7573513
MGTOW detected
>>7573762
You fool! This was her plan all along.
>>7573086
boil some water in the pan, pour out the water, scrub with a heavy duty scouring pad, then scrub with bar keeper's friend. it might work.
Okay dubs check em
chicken salad as already mentioned
or you can put in a crockpot with some vinegar and spices and let it cook on low for 8 hours to make pulled chicken
I did a thing with it you guise.
>incoming
>prepare your anus
i cut it all up, dumped a ton of hotsauce, corn, and a layer of thin sliced onions on top. covered with roast garlic mashed and a little pepperjack garnish.
behold, Buffalo BBQ Shepherd's Pie
hull breach
explosive failure during transfer
its nobbaddaddall guys. the bbq flavor is mild, the chicken is tender and spicy and the potaties are godly. not exactly haute cuisine but its filling and tasty
>>7575598
looks edible
but you are to make it in a casserole dish not a meatloaf dish
>>7575606
don't be autistic. Anyone, it's a glass loaf pan, I make bread in it as well as meatloaf, sheperd's pie, turkey tetrazini and poor man's lasagna. It's no fucking good at all for baked beans, don't know why
