>have ground turkey
>make chili
Quality thread. Keep up the good work!
>Eating Turkey
>eating ground meat from a tube
>>7572565
What kind of beans are you going to use?
>eat chili
>burn mouth
>>7572565
ground turkey is functionally equivalent to veal. I wouldn't expect a stunning chili from veal, but it's not going to kill you.
I;d load up on the beans and veg in this case, lots of onions, peppers, corn, mushrooms, and probably pinto and black beans, and I would aggressively brown the meat and aromatics, maybe some roasted garlic
>mmmmmmm
>me with my girlfriend
>talking about who has the better palate
>decide to blind taste test each other
>go shopping separately for ingredients
>test time
>get blind folded
>score a 8 out of 10; bretty good
>girlfriends turn
>purchased a filet steak and cooked it up for her
>she takes a bite
>calls it turkey
>wtf.jpg
>left room with her standing there blind folded
>grab shit
>leave house
>remove her from life completely
>>7572818
how does one even acquire a gf?
>>7572826
Find something she's good at
Tell her you're better
Talk a big game then challenge her to prove it
Take a dive, even though you were kicking her ass
Compliment her and tell her how much better she is at it
Automatic girlfriend
Empowering a bitch is an aphrodisiac for them, even if it's fake empowerment.
>>7572826
stop eating wheat faggot. gf is a meme anyway.
It's what I do with my ground venison most of the time.
What's your super-special way of fucking around with ground turkey?
>>7572818
Kek...you did good senpai
>>7572842
>Having a girlfriend is a meme.
Yep, I'm on 4chan.
>>7572565
>have ground turkey
>feed it to the dog
>make chili with ground beef chuck
>>7572967
gluten free you butthole licker
>>7572826
You can get them at the store. They're normally next to the oranges.
>>7572826
You have to talk to girls, seriously. The "be yourself" advice is cliche and old, but if you actively try to act differently they will catch on. Brutal honesty is the best way to get a girl who genuinely likes you. If you want to just get laid you need to practice lying and get good at it. Biggest part for you is finding women you have things in common with. Just get on POF and get it over with.
>>7572689
I literally just finished making veal chilli like 4 minutes ago. It smells great. As far as shit I spent a total of $5 on because the meet had a sell by date of today goes, I think I did pretty well.
>>7573079
I think its a texture thing more than taste.
>>7572997
>used ground turkey the same way i would season beef ground
>home made taco sauce
>stuffed a cored zucchini with cheese and bellpeppers and onions
opinions?
>>7574836
I just cummed my panties/10
>>7574864
Im a guy btw....
