How American were you today?
>banana breakfast
>popcorn lunch
>tex mex burrito dinner
>two donuts desert
At least none of these were pre-packaged.
Otherwise pretty murrican
>>7565798
>smoothie for breakfast (kale, spinach, mango, banana, coconut milk, soy protein powder)
>kale and white bean salad for lunch
>toast with peanut butter and jelly for snack
>pork belly bun and japanese chicken curry for dinner
also had two double espressos, two whiskey sodas, and a chamomile tea
>>7565832
soy protein powder tastes like ass compared to whey and has more calories/less protein
>Bacon, fried eggs with tobasco and bread with coffee
>Oatmeal with a banana
>Keeblers cookies and coffee
>>7565849
eh, my girlfriend likes it and i have no problem with it. i don't notice any taste. and i just buy it at my local grocery store, and they dont sell whey protein there.
>>7565832
>soy protein
how large and supple are your breasts?
Grilled a steak, potato, and anaheim pepper. Baked apple for desert.
>skipped breakfast
>three slices of costco pizza for lunch
>one slice of costco pizza for dinner
Woke up at 6:45am
Got dressed and chilled until 7:45am
Took two swings of Grand Mariner and left for work.
Grabbed a medium coffee, 3 creams with Half & Half.
Lunch was a taco salad from the side bar: lettuce, chicken, olive, tomato, cilantro honey vinaigrette, baked tortilla strips.
Left work at 4:30pm
Got home.
Cooked a risotto for dinner.
Opened a bottle of Merlot.
Now chilling for the rest of the night watching Hell's Kitchen.
>>7565860
you need to eat a lot of soy to have it increase estrogen. i have a smoothie every day for breakfast but only add soy protein like twice a week, maybe 3 times.
>>7565860
Fun fact: Estrogen isn't a single compound but a class of compounds. The estrogen produced by plants is indeed 'plant estrogen' and isn't used by the human body. The whole "soy gives you breasts" is a myth.
>>7565798
Is it even possible to eat all that without feeling sick desu
>>7565866
>Took two swings of Grand Mariner and left for work.
just...why?
>>7565872
thanks for the info friend.
>>7565877
Helps me get through morning reports. Need something to chill.
>>7565886
yeah but why grand marnier lol? such a strange choice. are you a big drinker?
>>7565890
No particular reason. It was left over and readily available, fruit scented, wouldn't be detected under my breath and strongest thing in the house for the moment.
>>7565892
ah ok
>>7565798
>Caramel Bugles
got damn, are these any good?
>>7565896
prbly not senpai desu
>>7565798
I had pizza for lunch, does that count
I had chicken parm and spinach salad for dinner. That's pretty American.
>>7565798
Had coffee and ramen in the morning
Ate tortilla chips and drank water in the afternoon
Had 4 home made hotdogs wrapped in bacon, a side of homemade fries and a Pepsi for dinner, as well as a banana/strawberry milk shake, and drinking a hot cocoa right now.
>>7565896
They're fucking amazing. Buy them and mail me the rest of the bag if you disagree.
>>7565798
>Latte from Starbucks
>Half of a honeydew melon
>Firestone beer
>Rice and beans for dinner
>1 Banana
>>7566070
>everything bagel with peanut butter/Apple spread and an espresso with light cream/light sugar
>a small/med sized walnut chocolate chip cookie
>got taken out for dinner, bacon wrapped turkey meat loaf, Brussel sprouts and honey truffled sweet potato
>just had a larger portion of ice cream than I normally do, probably a full serving
I think this is what happens when I'm sleep deprived
>hot pockets for lunch
>pickles and jim beam for dinner
>>7565798
>mcgangbang w/ a coors light for lunch
>steak and potatoes for dinner
>cheetos + hersheys kisses w/ coke zero for a snack
8/10 I'd say
>oats
>water
>antidepressants
man its shit not being american
>>7566294
You're on the white people problems diet. Very upper-middle class American female.
>rum and coke breakfast
>rum and coke lunch
>enchilada dinner
>maybe cashews and/or maybe a slim jim for a snack if I stay up? maybe two crackers with slivers of herbed up goat cheese?
I... I don't know? All I know is OP image makes me sad
>>7566294
>antidepressants not american as fuck
Soccer/wine-o moms would like a word
>>7565798
I got a McDonald's coffee, a mcmuffin and a chocolate shake today. So I'm 100%
>Coffee and toast for breakfast
>Homemade fried rice leftovers for lunch
>Homemade fried rice leftovers for dinner
Yup, pretty American
>>7565798
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Americans are fucking scum. Fat, retarded, sub-human pieces of filth.
If every American in the world died tomorrow I would not even bat an eyelid
>>7566448
>today all my meals consisted entirely of salt
dim sum for breakfast/lunch
toast and vegetable soup for dinner
currently snacking on some roasted chickpeas, they're pretty shit honestly
I made donuts
>>7566448
Really? I'd personally be quite surprised indeed if an entire national group suddenly died in one day.
>>7565798
I had a coffee, 2 cream 2 sugar
I had exactly one timbit at the place that I work
I went home, made stir-fry, and had two bowls of it.
After the coffee, I drank water for the rest of the day. I wasn't very American today.
>>7566533
Also, does anyone else here only have one meal a day? I do. It's half because I make shit money, and half because I only get up for work at 11:50 and my job is so physical that it keeps my mind off food until I get home and then I have supper. Sometimes I'll have a snack a little after supper though, like an apple or some cereal.
>>7566527
Maybe that`s because you`re a FAGGOT
>>7566448
See this, children? It's an example of a shitpost.
Now, let's be sure not to be a Salty Sally like this anon when we post!
>2 hard boiled eggs
>2 cool ranch tacos, 2 7 later burritos
>sausages and half a sweet potato
Drank over a gallon of water to even out the sodium. On a cut atm
>>7566448
You tell em Rashid
>>7565798
I ate a whole little caesar's pepperoni pizza and crazy bread bag all by myself
>>7566300
girls don't take antidepressants because girls just get sad not despressed
>>7566558
You fat son of a bitch. I bet you could fit your entire mother in your belly, and she's not exactly skinny herself.
>>7566578
>Guys have more malfunctioning neurotransmitters than girls
Sounds about right.
>>7565860
the soy protein used in protein powders has no effect on "feminising".
>>7566651
Keep saying that, cuck.
>>7566578
I'm holding my bottle of antidepressants right now. Am I not real? I feel pretty real anon-kun
>>7566312
wine o moms are on XANAX for ANxIETY not antidepressants you cuntnigger
I know because I am on xanax and am essentially a wine mom
>>7565859
Enjoy your gyno
Chocolate milk for breakfast
Boiled rice with beans for lunch
Lamb Curry with Naan bread
>>7566651
*slaps them titties* whatever you say, papi.
>Almonds and raisins for breakfast
>Egg white and onions for lunch
>Almonds and raisins for dinner
>Almonds and raisins for supper
>Almonds and raisins for a quick snack
>Almonds and raisins before bed
>>7565798
100%.
I have diabetes and a safe space.
A Costco rotisserie chicken
I just woke up and ate a piece of chocolate cake made with a shitload of processed sugar, so I guess that counts. Though I suppose HFCS would be even more American.
>>7565798
>banana + 12oz water breakfast
>strawberry greek yogurt + V8 Cherry Energy + 12oz water snack
>gluten free bean burrito + 12oz Spicy V8 + 12oz water Lunch
>12ct grilled chicken chik-fil-a nuggets + medium fry + 12oz diet coke + 12oz water dinner
Maybe not american, but goddamn do I eat like a hipster.
>>7566700
You're not a girl though.
>Arepa with scrambled eggs and bacon
>Racetrac coffee (half standard roast, half hazelnut) and 2 irish creamers
>Rice and baked chicken leg quarter
>Walmart chocolate cupcake and hot chocolate
pretty american, with a dash of Venezuelan indocumented immigrant
>>7565798
Fried bologna grilled cheese for breakfast. Used a Kraft single for the cheese. Feels good man.
Coffee and water to drink throughout the day. No lunch. I'll make chicken fried steak, mashed potatoes and gravy, green beans, and a bread of some type for dinner. Murica!!
>>7565798
Considering I didn't have to get up for morning prayer or pray 5 times a day while lugging my prayer mat around, I'd have to say I'm pretty fucking American today.
If I had to do all that, I'd be British.
>>7566575
That's not impressive in the slightest
Little Caesars pepperoni pizza is literally made in a way so that it isn't very filling
>>7568213
>Little Caesars pepperoni pizza is literally made in a way so that it isn't very filling
I worked 10 hours in a steel factory, getting yelled at by people I couldn't understand and who couldn't understand me, and ate a burrito for lunch.
I was Mexican today, I guess.
>>7565798
where the fuck did you get vanilla coke
>>7568267
lighter on sauce and cheese, airier less dense bread.. The guy above you is retarded for turning it into some weird gluttony pissing contest, but quite a few chain pizza places do this
Breakfast - A yogurt
Lunch - leftover pizza
Dinner, homemade burger
Very very American.
>>7565823
Literally diabetes tier
>>7568417
Literally anywhere in America. There are 12 packs of cans in any Wal Mart you retard.
>vodka for breakfast
>2 burgers for lunch
>a cookie after I woke up from a nap
>afternoon hangover now
I'd say I'm pretty shit tier American today.
3 egg omelette with some rocket for breakfast. Some rice, pork, avacado and spinach for lunch and then four bread rolls, a large steak and roast vegetables for dinner. I usually follow this two small meals, one large one and no carbs at breakfast routine.
>breakfast: banana with peanut butter, chocolate milk
>pre workout: 2 hard boiled eggs
>post workout: oatmeal shake
>lunch: orechiette pasta with chicken
>snack: mozzarella string cheese and juice
>dinner: probably taco Bell idk
>>7568632
i haven't seen vanilla coke in bottle or cans in years, maybe oklahoma doesn't like it.
>no breakfast
>five cups of "coffee" from the machine at work
>burger and fries for lunch
>6 pack of Torpedo and a handful of spicy peanuts for dinner
>>7568768
>no carbs at breakfast
>Almond milk protein shake
>Homemade salsa and chips
>Coffee on ice
>Yogurt (coffee flavored) and some graham cracker bits
>Hardboiled egg
Thinking about more coffee
>>7568950
What a shame, its definitely still in circulation. Move somewhere that isn't shit.
People who use Kraft Singles should be euthanized.
