Trying to get my roommate into drinking, but the only thing I've been able to get her to drink without disgusting her are Amaretto mixed drinks.
Anyone know any good mixed drinks for Amaretto? Or any alcohol that tastes similarly non-alcoholic?
>>7551840
buy her 3 of these. very smooth.
>trying to get my roomate into drinking
Just don't push it. Smoke grass instead? Healthier, cheaper, smellier however.
>>7551840
I heard roofies will achieve your goals
>>7551840
Get her drunk a few times.
Soon as she's in the club and has lost enough inhibitions to realise she is a sexual entity and can get guys pretty much on command and actually enjoys getting her pussy beaten out she'll love going out for a drink.
Then she can blame being a slut on how drunk she was.
Sincerely bitter atheist virgin
>>7551871
Get a volcano vaporizer. No odor. I confirmed it, passing a bag between three friends RIGHT next to a fourth who hates weed. Said he couldn't smell shit, smelled like slightly overcooked popcorn
I'm way off track, goodbye, enjoy your thread
>>7551874
Bitterness aside, it's the "get her drunk a few times" we're struggling with.
>>7551871
>Didn't that shit get banned a year or two back?
No, they just removed the caffeine from the ingredients.
>>7551840
If she doesn't want to drink, don't make her. That's not even a feminazi thing, that's a common fucking decency thing.
>>7551912
It's not that she doesn't want to. She does, but she can't stand most of the harder stuff, no matter how I mix it.
>>7551920
you suck at mixing drinks. i would have already fucked your roommate by now
I really like Amaretto Sours as far as Amaretto mixed drinks go
you can try other liqueurs like Bailey's too
but if your roommate doesn't want to drink, you shouldn't force her
alcohol is pretty shitty desu
>>7551840
The whole schnapps family is great for prissy bitches
>>7551900
Do they still make Bacardi breezer?
That shit was what all the girls drank when I were a lad
>>7551840
>Trying to get my roommate into drinking
You already ruined your life, try not to ruin someone else's.
>>7551942
Fuck off straight edge faggot
>>7551931
I'm some 22yo college kid, I'm not familiar with Bailey's. I thought the Irish stuff was usually harder?
>>7551960
He is right though. Alcohol is a demon.
>>7551840
Get some Vodka and go to a mexican store and get some Jamaica flavored water powder. She wont be able to taste the alcohol
>>7551993
What the fuck is Jamaica flavored water powder?
>>7551983
I figured out what Bailey's is when I was 15. You're a fucking retard twink basement dwelling lowlife who resorts to getting girls wasted to try to fuck
Protip: When you finally do get her wasted she won't fuck you. She'll call a guy she actually wants to come pick her up
Make an Amaretto sour with fresh lemon juice and egg white. Then booze it up with a small amount of whiskey, really great and refreshing.
>>7552017
Tetrodotoxin, known colloquially as "zombie powder"
>>7552017
Usually dirt and laziness essences.
Not to hijack, but what is the best diet soda mixer for absinthe? Recovering alky here that just put a house under contract, so drinking the shittiest stuff I have on hand.
WEW LADS
>>7552062
i wouldn't do any soda.
maybe you could do a zero sugar energy drink or like diet cranberry juice.
>>7551840
Dilute it more than you would. I do coconut rum, lemon juice, a splash of grenadine syrup, and some pineapple juice. Between the sweetness and the acidity there isn't much alcohol that comes through.
>>7552062
you can just dissolve a sugar cube into it and drink it like that
>>7552075
>I do coconut rum, lemon juice, a splash of grenadine syrup, and some pineapple juice. Between the sweetness and the acidity there isn't much alcohol that comes through.
*Tips fendora*
>>7552061
>animu
on a food and cooking board.
>>7552083
on a korean basketweaving website.
>>7552087
>that tastes horrible
i thought you were an alcoholic?
>>7552104
Get it right, this is a Mongolian finger puppet forum.
Just do something vodka based that's mellow/flavored as hell.
Vodka and sprite, white russians, screwdrivers, moscow mules - anything. The beauty of vodka is, unless you pour waaaayyyyy too much in, it's gonna taste like whatever you mix it with.
>>7552119
Recovering, some taste buds grew back. Plus cheap absinthe is worse than Pajeet's Street water.
>>7552130
>Mongolian Finger Puppet forum
The fuck? I was told this was a Peruvian Yahtzee strategy forum.
