this is pretty sweet
No, it's salty.
>>7530677
i don't get it
I wash my forks in salt-water, so my forks are like this by default.
>>7530677
go back to r.eddit you fucking faggot
Sounds unpleasant
>>7530669
>salt is bad
I want this meme to die. There's a reason why you crave salt - it's a message from your body that you have a lack of it.
tfw you touch a filling
>>7530845
You need to brush up on your body language. Your body wants you to eat salt constantly because it's a nervous nelly and thinks you could lose access to salt at any moment. Dum dum body is ignorant of salt mines, intercontinental shipping and grocery stores.
>>7530845
salt is ok, the issue is that everything manufactured nowadays has a ton of it so people eat way more than they need.
>>7530713
>he's so mad at his failed life he has to shitpost on a Palestinian horse grooming seminar to fill the void
>>7530909
>he uses the [nationality] [action] [location] meme
pure other place
>>7530923
>he's mad he doesn't have a reaction image
do you think reddit misses you?
>>7531005
>using images from 8gag
>judging others
>>7530895
You jest
>>7530669
>japanese food is so bland they have to electrocute their tongues for flavor
pardon my autism but that is 100% an april fools joke
>>7530713
>Being this upset at a harmless joke
Calm down m8
>>7530899
>salt is ok, the issue is that everything manufactured nowadays has a ton of it so people eat way more than they need.
True, my buddy gave me a bunch of frozen Stouffer's meals when his mom died and some of that stuff was 50-60% of the recommended daily salt allowance and none were less then 25%.
I'll also add that the stuff made me shit 10 times per day...
>tfw my stainless steel cutlery taste like salt and metal
Probably the dishwashing powder
>>7530697
Dear Mr. Ree,
It's a play on words, with the punchline implying that OP meant the spoon was literally sweet and not figuratively sweet.
>>7530669
Sounds like it would literally taste like salty coins.
You know what else has a salty taste?
Salt.
>>7530669
what a pointless piece of shit
>>7532162
But OP wasn't being salty at all. He was actually being positive about it.
>>7530845
>There's a reason why you crave sugar - it's a message from your body that you have a lack of it.
>>7530845
There's a reason why you crave heroin - it's a message from your body that you have a lack of it.
>>7530845
>There's a reason why you crave green vegetables - it's a message from your body that you have a lack of them.
Whoever thinks this is dumb, this isn't a product for you. Just imagine all the people having to watch their sodium intake enjoying this product though. I think it's pretty neat.
>>7532243
>salty as a euphemism for one's disposition
I've most quit added salt and now I no longer have vague unquenchable thirsts. I still sometimes put miso in whole pesto and stew.
>>7532419
>miso in pesto
????????????????
>>7530677
came to post this. first post best post.
>>7532424
2 cups fresh basil leaves
1⁄4 cup freshly toasted walnuts
2 cloves fresh garlic
1⁄4 of a peeled lemon
1⁄4 teaspoon lemon zest
1⁄4 inch of fresh turmeric root (or 1⁄4 teaspoon turmeric powder)
1⁄4 cup pinto beans
1⁄4 cup water or liquid from bean can
1 tablespoon white miso
Pepper to taste
Combine all ingredients in a food processor. Blend until smooth. Scoop onto a cup and a half of cooked whole-grain pasta.
>>7530669
>instead of eating a balanced meal with moderate amounts of salt instead of processed over-salted crap, let's create some retarded fork that simulates the taste of salt!
I hate this fucking world so much. This is on the same level as people eating chocolate and then substituting their meals with weight-loss shakes
>>7530669
I can't speak for everyone else here, but the concept of shocking my tongue with an electrical pulse just to taste salt seems a little unsafe to me.
>>7532507
Just eating *whole* foods is way easier than reductionist shit like calorie counting. Why do most people never think to try it?
>>7533498
Stop posting about whole foods. It's really obnoxious.
>>7531015
>using counterfeit anime
You're going away for the term of your natural life, fucko.
>>7533494
Japan kind of has a monopoly on the whole stupid and pointless invention thing.
>>7533619
That's actually a hair washing shield.
whoa that sounds super similar to that time i either dipped my fork in water or licked it and then dipped it in salt
WOW THOSE JAPANESE ARE CLEVER LMAO
>>7533619
They even have a word for it.
Chindōgu
>>7530909
>Palestinian horse grooming seminar
Anybody who uses this stupid fucking meme always has the most reddit tier opinions. I've never seen a poster on 4chan who wasn't a complete loser post this meme.
>>7533697
Pretty much. It was slightly amusing in its earliest incarnation, but it's become 9gag-tier autism
That's fucking dumb
Who is this Japan man and why isn't he next to Einstein in the history books?
>>7532146
Kill yourself faggot.
>>7530899
Some of you salts are ok
Dont go to the sea tomorrow
>>7530857
Underrated post.
Imagine old fashioned metal braces.
>>7532299
more like your body wants a dopamine hit
>>7532315
Except it probably works like shit even for them
>>7533697
hey.
suck my fucking dick.
>>7530895
I love this post.
>>7533697
Nice projections, faggot.
>>7532243
You realize salty can be used for more than shitposting right?
>>7530713
wew lad
>>7534435
What do you think a craving is?
>>7533619
>When you wanna bukkake but just got your hair did
>>7533494
Either japan isn't smart enough to realize that zinc and copper give the exact same effects and zinc/copper silverware are for sale or..well they're stupid enough to buy electric forks
